Salted Fish Dad, Passive Farming

Chapter 140 I'm afraid of being beaten to death by Douhua... Incident of injuring people by throwing objects from high altitude

In the middle of the blue and yellow mosaic sponge mat, Dou Hua stood still, clasped his fists and saluted standardly.

Then he made a gesture and started punching.

He still used the long fists he performed at the kindergarten graduation ceremony.

Liu Wenjing once said to Douhua: Martial arts is divided into routines and Sanda.

In Liu Wenjing's understanding of Kung Fu, routines are only used to enhance the coordination of the body's limbs.

In actual combat, a straight punch is a straight punch, and a side kick is a side kick. Any fancy tricks are useless and will only be beaten. Lightning five consecutive whips are a typical representative.

So Liu Wenjing only taught Douhua two sets of boxing, an entry-level five-step boxing, and this set of long boxing.

In addition to training on body flexibility and various qualities, Liu Wenjing teaches practical boxing and kicking.

Liu Wenjing taught Douhua: practice simple punches and kicks repeatedly, and refine the steel to become soft and flexible.

Douhua took her words to heart and carried them out seriously.

now.

Douhua's routine performance has already begun.

I saw that she has made great progress compared to the graduation ceremony. The opening and closing of her movements are orderly, very smooth, like flowing clouds and flowing water, which is pleasing to the eye.

After finishing a set of punches cleanly, his face was not red, he was not out of breath, he calmly clasped his fists and saluted again.

"Clap clap clap..."

"It's amazing, Douhua is amazing."

"Douhua's punch is really beautiful."

To outsiders watching the excitement, the children sitting on the floor were dazzled, applauded enthusiastically, and shouted "Hello" loudly.

"Cumin, are you sure Douhua has only practiced kung fu for more than a month?"

Seeing the doorway as an expert, Liu Li also clapped her hands and asked Ji Ran in surprise.

Ji Ran spread his hands, "I hardly pay attention to her martial arts training, so if you ask me, I don't know."

"Douhua, besides routines, have you practiced anything else?" Asking the blind man for directions, Liu Li turned to Douhua after asking about loneliness.

Douhua said truthfully, "I also practiced boxing and kicking."

"Have you also practiced boxing and kicking?" Liu Li was stunned, with a hint of excitement and anticipation in her expression, "Punch and kick seriously, let me see."

Douhua assumed a Bruce Lee Jeet Kune Do style fighting stance with his right foot in front.

A set of straight uppercuts, then a set of front and back whip kicks and a turning and swinging leg, and finally a set of punches and kicks.

Just like her long boxing routine, the connection between punches, kicks, and legs is smooth, as natural as the wind blowing and the water flowing... Moreover, her punches and kicks are extremely fast.

"Clap clap clap..."

"Douhua, you are so awesome!"

"Douhua, you are so handsome!"

The little guys who watched the excitement applauded and cheered again, and there was a color of admiration in the pairs of innocent eyes.

Liu Li, who was watching the doorway, didn't respond at all this time, she was numb.

"Uncle Liu, what's wrong with you? Am I not practicing well?" Douhua blinked cutely and asked weakly.

"No... no." Liu Li came back to her senses, her expression uncontrollably excited, "You practiced well, you practiced really well."

After saying that, he asked Douhua, "Have you ever fought in actual combat?"

Douhua shook his head, "Aunt Jing said that after I have mastered the basic skills, she will let me hit the boxing target and punch sandbags, and then we will do actual combat."

"Your Aunt Jing is right. When practicing kung fu, you need to pay attention to step by step, one step at a time. Don't aim too high."

Liu Li nodded and named a little boy who was a little taller than Douhua among the children. "Li Ruilong, you put on protective gear and have a real battle with Douhua."

The little boy named Li Ruilong is very sturdy and has a naive appearance.

He stood up, his face was full of timidity, his head was shaking like a rattle, "No, no, no, if I don't fight Douhua, I will be beaten to death by her."

"Hahaha..." The children burst into laughter.

"puff……"

Ji Ran and Tong Yuanyuan burst out laughing, and were a little speechless. Our girls seem to be quite skilled, but is it so violent that they beat you to death?faint.

"I'll hit you on the head and beat you to death...what are you afraid of wearing protective gear?"

Liu Li couldn't help but laugh, told Li Ruilong to sit down, and ordered a skinny boy who was half a head taller than Douhua, "Wang Zihao, do you dare to fight with Douhua?"

The boy named Wang Zihao shook his head vigorously.

Liu Li was speechless, "You have been practicing kung fu for two years, and Dou Hua has only been practicing for more than a month. You are two years older than Dou Hua, and taller than her... You don't even dare to fight?"

"Coach, Douhua is too powerful, I dare not fight with her." Wang Zihao is a real kid, knowing that he is not as good as he is, he decisively admits it.

The roll call was useless. Liu Li was at a loss and used her ultimate move, "Who dares to fight Douhua? If you defeat him, you will be rewarded with a Transformer."

Looking around at all the children, they all looked elsewhere.

No one took her advice at all.

With nothing to do, Liu Li could only resort to her ultimate move, "If you lose, you'll be rewarded with a Transformer."

"I come."

"I'll coach you."

Now the children rushed to raise their hands.

Liu Li was speechless, these real little guys!
Ji Ran and Tong Yuanyuan looked at each other and smiled, the children are so cute and real, they deserve to be a new generation who grew up under the umbrella of the materialistic society.

Liu Li pointed at the little boy she named first, wanting to laugh and curse, "Li Ruilong, are you not afraid of being beaten to death this time?"

"I'm afraid...but I want Transformers, hehe." Li Ruilong scratched his forehead and smiled honestly.

"For the sake of being a Transformer, risking your life... You, your courage is really commendable!" Liu Li rolled her eyes, "Okay, then you can come."

So he asked Douhua, "Are you afraid of Douhua?"

Douhua looked determined, "I'm not afraid. Aunt Jing said that real skills are gained in actual combat."

Liu Li praised, "Yes, it was made by beating. The bean curd is so good."

He brought two complete sets of small protective gear and put them on Douhua and Li Ruilong.

"It is not allowed to hit the opponent's crotch, eyes, or the back of the head..."

Liu Li acted as the referee and said the rules, "Okay, clasp your fists and salute the opponent... Let's start."

Douhua and Li Ruilong put on their own show.

Neither of them has actual combat experience. You look at me, I look at you...

Liu Li guided, "Use the fists and kicks you usually learn, and just use your strength to greet the opponent's body outside the restricted area."

Douhua nodded slightly and launched the attack first.

As soon as he raised his leg, he kicked him sideways, very quickly!

Douhua's legs are quick, and Li Ruilong's reaction is even faster!

Douhua's little feet were still far away from that guy, and the guy just said "Ouch"... and fell down.

Then he held his chest, pretended to be injured, and lay on the ground wailing and yelling, "Ouch, it hurts, oops, I lost, coach, I lost."

Douhua is stupid, what's the matter?
Liu Li was even more stupid. This kid was born in the year of a dog, so he was so stubborn?

Ji Ran and Tong Yuanyuan laughed with tears in their eyes. Li Ruilong looked so naive. It turned out... As the ancients said, people really cannot be judged by their appearance.

"Coach, my Transformer." Li Ruilong stood up in the next second, stretched out his little hand in front of Liu Li, and begged for it confidently.

Liu Li couldn't hold back her swearing, "I... Li Ruilong, when you grow up, remember to apply for the acting department of the Beijing Academy of Arts. It would be a pity to waste your acting talent."

Annoyed and angry, Li Ruilong gave up. According to the rules, he was indeed a loser... Even though he was tricked by this spoiled child, Liu Li was a role model and could not deny it, let alone cheat.

After taking off the protective gear of the two children, Liu Li went to the prize cabinet and took out a mini Transformer as big as a finger, and stuffed it into Li Ruilong's hand.

Li Ruilong was a little dumbfounded, "Why are you so small?"

"I didn't say I wanted to award the Transformers." Liu Li said angrily.

"That's fine, I didn't get beaten, so I picked it up for nothing." Li Ruilong scratched his head naively.

"The actual combat is cancelled. Let's go home and eat."

Liu Li waved her hand, and the children cheered and dispersed.

They are all wild children from the neighborhood, and the youngest are five or six years old, so there is no parent to pick them up.

"Coach Liu, why don't you continue the actual battle?"

Ji Ran said with a smile.

He just wanted to see these kids playing tricks and having fun.

"Still fighting?"

Liu Li complained, "These bastards are as big as little brats. If you don't give me prizes, they won't pay attention to me at all. You only give prizes if you want to win, and no one pays attention to me. If you participate, you will get a prize. You just saw it." … It’s completely unplayable.”

Thinking about the performance of the children just now, and seeing Liu Li's constipated expression, Ji Ran couldn't help but want to laugh.

Liu Li calmed down and looked at Douhua with blazing eyes, "Cumin, although I haven't tested Douhua's actual combat comprehension ability, but from her routines and punches, I dare to say that Douhua's His talent in martial arts is unique in the world."

Ji Ran's expression was calm, "Master Jing said so too."

Liu Li seemed to be imagining something, her expression changed from excitement to excitement, "If you give her to me, I will definitely train Douhua to become a leader in the world of free fighting..."

"Coach Liu, let's talk about this later..." Ji Ran interrupted her, "Douhua practices martial arts for self-defense and fitness."

Liu Li lamented, "That's such a pity."

Ji Ran said seriously, "I have no regrets. You are a professional martial artist. You know better than me the negative effects of competitive sports on children's bodies... let alone professional fighting."

Hearing this, Liu Li fell silent.

She could see that Ji Ran let Douhua practice martial arts, and did not let her take a professional martial arts career, all out of protecting Douhua.

In this case, she really didn't know what to say.

But no matter what, she was quite happy to have such a talented child learning martial arts in her hands...

If due to some factors in the future, Douhua embarks on the path of professional martial arts and becomes an existence that shakes the martial arts world, wouldn't it be her glory?
……

After paying the fees to learn martial arts, the three of them went home.

The car parked in the front yard of the house, and Ji Ran saw Ji Ling and Liu Wenjing on both sides of the main door.

"The groom and the bride are back."

Liu Wenjing shouted at the top of her voice with a smile.

Then when Ji Ran and Tong Yuanyuan walked to the gate, she and Ji Ling each had an extra firework tube in their hands as if by magic.

pull away.

With two sounds of 'pounding', the dazzling ribbons exploded on the heads of the two of them, enveloping them one after another.

"Master Jing, Xiaoling, what are you doing? It's not time yet." Ji Ran said speechlessly.

Liu Wenjing said, "Isn't this a rehearsal for your wedding ceremony?"

In the hall, Ji Zhonghou and Wu Lanting looked at Tong Yuanyuan with a smile, without saying anything, just looking at her.

Tong Yuanyuan was quite embarrassed by them, "Uncle, aunt..."

Wu Lanting pretended to be displeased and said, "You still call me uncle and aunt!"

"Dad, Mom." Tong Yuanyuan's pretty face turned red and she changed her words in embarrassment.

"Hey."

Ji Zhonghou and Wu Lanting happily responded, each of them took out a thick red envelope and handed it over.

"This?" Tong Yuanyuan was stunned, and looked at Ji Ran.

Ji Ran smiled and said, "Change fee."

Wu Lanting smiled brightly and said, "When you have a wedding reception, I will give you a bigger one."

"Thank you dad, thank you mom." Tong Yuanyuan accepted it with a happy face.

In Jiangxin, red envelopes for lip modification are only given at wedding banquets. But as soon as they got the certificate, Ji Ran's parents came to warm up. Visually checking the thickness of the red envelopes, they estimated that they were all over [-]...

This is not a small red envelope. The local red envelope is changed to a red envelope. Generally, the father-in-law and mother-in-law only cost [-] yuan.

One red envelope or two red envelopes, eight thousand or tens of thousands, Tong Yuanyuan doesn't care about the money at all, Tong Yan daily chemical is now profitable.

What made her feel happy was the real recognition of her from the second elder.

"Sister-in-law, I wish you all the best of luck." Ji Ling also took out a red envelope, which was also thick, and it was worth 1W by visual inspection.

The red envelope given by Liu Wenjing was as thick as Ji Ling's, so the two must have discussed it.

She held Tong Yuanyuan with one hand and Ji Ran with the other, looking solemn as never before, "Yuanyuan, Ji Ran, I am sincerely happy for you to see your lovers finally get married... I wish you a long life and a happy life." "

After saying the congratulatory words seriously, Master Jing became mischievous again, "At the beginning when one of you asked for fish and the other agreed to give it to you, I saw that you would send it to the same pot sooner or later... as expected."

Hearing that Tong Yuanyuan's smile was like a peach blossom, she was not so careful at that time.

Ji Ran...he didn't even think about it at that time.

For example, no matter what, it did get into a pot.

Fish is their boss, well, they should fish more and eat more fish in the future.

……

After a simple ceremony.

eat.

This meal is rich, including things swimming in the water, things flying in the sky, things on the ground...

After the meal, Wu Lanting pulled Tong Yuanyuan into the room again and taught his daughter-in-law the Taoism of charioteers and the scriptures of pregnancy...

Back at Youranju, Wang Zai and Gungun Yuanyuan were both there, but Diao Zai was not seen.

I don’t know what the progress of Sha Diao’s pursuit of his target is.

In the afternoon, Ji Ran caught two fish and went to Qingxi Stream alone.

When I came back, the fish turned into wine, and it weighed another ten catties.

Keep half, carry half, and two more fish, and the family of three drove to Tongjia Village.

Now that she has obtained her certificate, it’s time to take Douhua to meet her new grandparents.

The trip to Tongjia Village was very pleasant.

Coincidentally, and of course because of approval, Ji Ran also received a preliminary red packet from his father-in-law and his mother-in-law.

As for Douhua here...

Tong Yuanyuan's parents have known about the existence of Douhua for a long time. Since they recognized Jiran greatly, they naturally fell in love with Wujiwu...

What's more, Douhua Xiaomeng is a loli, sensible, caring, sweet with a small mouth, it can be said that everyone loves it, and the flowers bloom...

Tong Anbang and Yan Zhihua soon fell in love with their cheap granddaughter.

Dou Hua also received a generous red envelope from her new grandparents.

After dinner at Tong's house, he stayed for a while before leaving Tong's village.

Tong Yuanyuan drove, and Ji Ran and Douhua, who had had some drinks with Yue Laozi and Grandpa Jiu, sat in the back seat. The family talked and laughed and had a good time.

When we arrived at the town, it was already dark.

The street lights on both sides of the road were bright, illuminating the whole street like daylight.

From a distance away, the three of them saw a group of people surrounded by the main road ahead, and some of them were still taking pictures and recording videos.

As the car approached, an old man was seen lying in a pool of blood among the crowd, his body twitching...

The crowd was talking.

Ji Ran asked Tong Yuanyuan to pull over, listened for a few times, and probably understood the situation.

It turned out that this was a high-rise parabolic injury incident.

A beer bottle fell from the sky and hit the passing old man on the head.

The old man was so innocent. He was walking on the road when a bottle fell from the sky.

The onlookers were filled with indignation and blamed the people upstairs.

Douhua was also very angry, "Father, this person who threw wine bottles is too disgusting, how could he throw things from such a high building? This old man is so pitiful."

Ji Ran frowned and said, "The forest is big, and there are all kinds of birds. There are more than one billion people in this society, and there will inevitably be some dregs among them."

Douhua clenched her fists, "I really want to blow up all these scum."

Tong Yuanyuan......

Ji Ran... It's amazing, my daughter has a tendency to transform into a chivalrous heroine.

At this time, an ambulance arrived, and two doctors came down to urgently check the old man's vital signs...

Then a police car roared over, and Li Wei and Wang Zhi, both in uniform, got out of the car with heavy faces...

The old man still had vital signs. After the doctor performed emergency treatment, he put the old man into the car and took him to the hospital.

One person, Li Wei and Wang Zhi, investigated the scene, and the other asked the people about the situation.

Looking at the two busy uncles, Tong Yuanyuan frowned and said, "Husband, it is difficult to detect cases of property damage or even casualties caused by objects thrown from high-rise buildings."

Ji Ran nodded and said, "Yeah, in the end, the whole building will pay for that scumbag's stupid behavior."

Douhua was indignant, "That bad guy did it, why should everyone pay for it? It's so unfair!"

Tong Yuanyuan said, "It's unfair, but what can we do? There are so many people living upstairs, and we can't find out who did it. If something happens, someone has to take responsibility, right?"

Douhua was unhappy, "Humph!"

"Okay, aren't the uncles investigating? They will catch the bad guy." Ji Ran rubbed his daughter's hair, "Yuanyuan, let's drive back."

The Hongqi SUV turned a corner and drove to Jiangbian Village.

Before he got home, Ji Ran's cell phone rang.

You don't need to look at Ji Ran to know that the call is probably from Li Wei.

It was as expected at first glance.

Li Wei said a little annoyedly, "Cumin, something happened in the town..."

Ji Ran said, "I just passed by there."

Li Wei said depressedly, "This matter has already been uploaded on those small video sites, and the popularity has been soaring all the way."

"So fast?" Ji Ran was slightly surprised.

Li Wei said helplessly, "The case of injuries caused by objects thrown from high altitudes has always been very sensitive... The superiors are very concerned about this matter and require our town office to solve the case as soon as possible. Otherwise, it would be better if the case is delayed, but I am afraid that the case will not be solved if it is delayed, and public opinion will It will have a very bad impact on our Qingshui and even the entire Jiangxin County... But this kind of case is the most difficult. Unless someone sees it on the spot, the rate of solving the case is very difficult to be [-] in [-]..."

Ji Ran said bluntly, "Okay, I know what you are looking for me...you wait for me at the intersection from the town to our village."

According to Ji Ran's temperament, it is the uncle's responsibility to solve the case and catch the murderer, and he will not interfere with it.

But tonight, he ran into it, saw the old man's plight, and heard people's abhorrence of the garbage among the human beings thrown from high-rise buildings...

Then there is Tong Yuanyuan's daughter, especially the daughter, gnashing her teeth, wanting to beat the bad guy and then hurry up... It is true that this kind of scum needs to be cleaned up and beaten.

Damn it, just think that you are so full that your balls hurt.

(End of this chapter)