Salted Fish Dad, Passive Farming

Chapter 143 Looking for a dog to act?Trouble looming?Dou Hua's Grade [-] Chinese and Mathematics Test
On a certain audio and video website.

Popular sections on the homepage.

A real 'Sherlock Holmes' named "Solving the Case of Throwing an Object from a High-rise Building in Qingshui Town that Seriously Injured an Elderly", could it be him? 》’s video is at the forefront.

The heat is very high.

Millions of hits, forwarded...

Ji Ran glanced at the poster's avatar, with an Internet celebrity snake essence oval face, feeling a sense of déjà vu.

Play video.

The next moment Ji Ran couldn't help but frown.

The first to appear on the screen was a female anchor who was talking about the opening remarks.

This woman was none other than the tawdry woman Ji Ran ordered Gungun to drive away last night.

No wonder the avatar looked familiar.

Look down.

Rolling into the camera, sniffing at the scene... Rolling into the stairwell... Li Wei and Wang Zhi followed... Rolling out...

Ji Ran thought that the content was almost there.

To his surprise, there was also a picture of Li Wei and Wang Zhi capturing the criminal suspect's wretched man.

Undoubtedly, the female anchor was chased away by Gun Gun for the second time. After the pants were torn, she didn't just accept it. She hid in a hidden corner, sneaking around...

To tell the truth, Ji Ran admired this woman a little bit. Kitsch is really kitsch, and hard work is hard work. After being torn by Gun Gun, the hip-length pants are probably all exposed...

His degree of professional dedication, Ji Ran sighed that I couldn't match it.

If he had half as much hard work as hers, his career would skyrocket and his net worth would easily exceed [-] million.

then……

In the video, there is a commentary in a loud voice, which matches the progress of the video and is very inductive:
"The wolfdog seemed to be distinguishing smells during the few minutes it was at the scene... It seemed to distinguish and remember the key smells... It seemed to have acquired something, and then entered the building... The two uncles followed. Entering the building... I have a feeling that under its guidance, the uncles must have locked the room where the criminals were, and finally succeeded in arresting the criminals..."

"Then here comes the question. Could it be that this dog's nose is open, and it is the incarnation of 'Sherlock Holmes' at all?"

Ji Ran frowned the whole time after watching the video.

Habitually come to the comment area.

[Nonsense, a beer bottle thrown from a tall building was shattered on the ground. Can a dog smell the residual odor of a criminal suspect from it? ]
[No matter how professional a police dog search dog is, it is impossible to do it!Anchor, you have cerebral palsy, you should be filming a drama. ]
[I feel that the anchor's reasoning is so far-fetched!And the nose is open, the incarnation of Sherlock Holmes, crap 78! ]

[I think the appearance of Wang Xingren and the subsequent series of behaviors are just a coincidence. ]
[coincide!It's a [-]% coincidence that a dog's nose is sensitive, but it can't be so sensitive!Is this still a dog?This is completely a monster! ]
Most netizens hold a strong negative attitude.

There are also some netizens who are dubious, or simply believe it.

[The world is full of wonders, and I think this dog’s nose is likely to be so magical. It is likely that it distinguishes the smell and helps the uncles catch that stupid one. ]
[Just because we don’t know it doesn’t mean it doesn’t exist. There are many things in this world that are beyond our knowledge. ]
[Yes, I suggest you watch "The Greatest Brain". The talents of those geniuses in some aspects simply subvert our cognition. ]
[Upstairs, there are some humans who have this kind of talent in certain aspects, and dogs must have it too! ]
[Obviously this dog is a dog with an extremely keen sense of smell! ]

Of course, there are still some netizens who remain neutral: I don’t express any opinions, I just eat my food in silence, watch you fight each other in silence, and pay attention to the development of the situation.

At the same time, many netizens called on the two uncles involved to come out and take a few steps, and called on the dog owner to come out and take a few steps.

Ji Ran climbed up the stairs for a while in the comment section.

Dot cross closed.

His face was heavy.

Then he was worried that Gun Gun would be exposed by that female anchor, so he ordered Gun Gun to scare her away. I didn't expect her perseverance...

MMP.

If the dog owner comes out and takes a few steps, isn’t he the dog owner?

He was involved in everything.

Think for a moment.

Ji Ran called Li Wei back.

Li Wei asked hurriedly, "Let's take a look."

Ji Ran said, "Look, does it have any effect on you?"

Li Weidan said bitterly, "Not yet, but if netizens know that your family's wealth has been greatly contributed to the case being solved, I will be in big trouble... After all, according to your request, when the process of the case is disclosed to the media, , I didn’t say a word about your family’s prosperity... Once this matter is exposed, Wang Zhi and I will become the ones stealing the credit from the dog, and the tall and majestic image we have just established will inevitably collapse completely. "

Ji Ran asked, "Do you think others have a chance to know?"

Li Wei picked at his forehead, "That female anchor is already in town and has launched a dog-hunting operation... and she is not the only one who wants to gain popularity... These so-called Internet celebrities are really disgusting. Wherever there are rotten eggs, where are they? There was their presence, like flies.”

Why did they launch a dog-hunting operation?

These people are taking advantage of the popularity and playing off the topic to their advantage.

Ji Ran really didn't know about this and frowned again.

Li Weidao said, "Cumin, in fact, no matter how much those people speculate, no matter how showy they are, no matter how they control the popularity and attract everyone's attention, it doesn't matter... As long as your family's wealth is not found by them, everything will be fine."

Ji Ran pondered.

After thinking about it seriously, he suddenly became enlightened, but he smiled dismissively, "So what if you find it?"

Li Wei said anxiously, "Brother, when you do good deeds, don't take it lightly... Let them discover the smell of the evildoer in your family. Will Wang Zhi and I be together? In the future, neither will your dog nor you." Ansheng."

Ji Ranfeng Qingyun said, "Okay, don't worry about the sky. The sky will never fall."

Li Wei knows Ji Ran's character, and he will not aim at nothing.

Hearing his words, Li Wei felt relieved and asked, "Brother, you must take it easy."

"Fishing, hang up."

Ji Ran hung up the phone.

Lift the pole, change the bait, and throw it down again.

He cleared his mind.

To be honest, Gun Gun was indeed exposed in the female anchor's video, but as long as the process of Gun Gun's search upstairs is not exposed...

That's easy.

Is everything just their conjecture?

Even if they find Youranjulai, so what if they find Gungun?
It would be nice if Gungun didn't bite them, but would he still be able to spread his sense of smell to them as they wished?
The dogs in the family obeyed his orders first, followed by the old man and Dou Hua. No matter what the old lady and Tong Yuanyuan told them to do, it didn't work well.

Of course, if it can be prevented, it is better to prevent it as much as possible.

After collecting the pole and returning home.

Ji Ran called the dogs over.

"During this period of time, don't run around, especially the round ones. If you go out and wander around, I'll break your dog legs... If you have nothing to do, stay in Youranju. If you see strangers coming, if I'm at home, you Just don't show up...I'm not at home, so you go directly to drive people away...During the process of driving people away, you can tear their clothes, take off their pants, and remember not to hurt people."

"By the way, Wang Zai, you are so big, don't show your face in public."

Ji Ran instructed San Gouzi in earnest.

After making video porridge with Tong Yuanyuan before going to bed, Ji Ran took a walk on several live streaming sites.

That snake-faced guy was really looking for dogs everywhere in the town. In addition, there were two anchors looking around in the streets and alleys.

It's so late, my dog ​​won't go home to sleep... just pretending.

Ji Ran felt that his IQ was being rubbed.

Turn off the lights and sleep.

……

9 month 2 day.

Official school day.

The first grade students of Zhenwan Elementary School start class at [-]:[-].

Too lazy to sleep anymore, Ji Ran was forced to 'open'.

I set the alarm clock and got up at 06:30 in the morning.

A few minutes after he got up, Douhua also got up.

When she was in kindergarten, Ji Ran usually made breakfast and called her, and she got up.

today...

Douhua rubbed her sleepy eyes and asked him, "Dad, is there anything you need me to do?"

Ji Ran said earnestly, "Yes, it's you, go back and go back to sleep... Dad will wake you up for breakfast later, and we'll go to school after breakfast."

Most parents hope that their young children will sleep more and eat more... Ji Ran is no exception in this respect.

Douhua shook his head, "Yesterday I saw a slogan on the school wall, saying that the day's plan begins in the morning... I came back and checked it on my tablet. This sentence means that morning time is the most precious. ...How can the most precious time be used to sleep?"

Ji Ran... I won't be able to sleep in anymore if you dare to love me, otherwise my daughter will not despise me?
Who the hell is pasting slogans on the small wall at the end of the town?
Uh... well posted.

In order to be able to sleep and wake up naturally in the future, Ji Ran tried to argue, "The day's plan is in the morning. The time in the morning is precious, but it is more important to get enough sleep. I didn't sleep well, and I didn't have enough electricity. Where is the energy for work?"

"You can go to bed early at night... I read a guidance book yesterday. It said that going to bed early and getting up early is good for your health and you will be more energetic."

Douhua's words choked Ji Ran to death.

Who the hell compiled the tutorial?
Cough cough... I didn't make it up!

"My daughter is right."

The corner of Ji Ran's mouth twitched. It might be really difficult to sleep in when he and his daughter are under the same roof in the future.

After Douhua washed up, she practiced kung fu in front of the house.

At this time, the sky was already bright, and the sun had just poked out half of the head in the eastern sky, and the sunlight was still relatively mild.

Ji Ran cooked a pot of porridge, released the three birds, and fed them.

The porridge is cooked and served with kimchi after breakfast.

Ji Ran drove his daughter to school.

If the kindergarten pays more, it can take care of the pick-up and drop-off.

I didn't have this business when I was in elementary school.

As the car drove on the road, Ji Ran couldn't help but think back to his childhood.

Back then, for primary school students like them whose homes were far from school, their friends gathered at the entrance of the village early in the morning and set off.

Come back as a group after school.

At that time, there would be no main roads, only small roads over mountains and mountains.

It was more than ten miles, and the youngest of them was six years old. They had to walk back and forth every day, and now their legs feel sore when they think about it.

But they were ignorant at that time and had many friends. They could smell the singing of birds and the fragrance of flowers, talk, laugh, and play, and still have fun.

……

The father and daughter drove to the town.

It's not even eight o'clock.

However, on the streets and in the alleys, Ji Ran only paid a little attention and saw no less than ten people live broadcasting.

All these anchors are no longer just pretending to be wandering around like the three headless flies last night. They are all seriously inquiring about passers-by and nearby merchants and residents.

Everyone may be tired of being harassed by them, their expressions are full of disgust, and few people are willing to pay attention to them anymore.

Even if he is being talked to, it is perfunctory.

Listen.

Dialogue 1:

"Excuse me, uncle? Excuse me about the 'high-rise throwing case' that happened on this street last night. As for solving the case, many people on the Internet said that a dog found the real culprit. What do you think?"

"How do I see? I see with my eyes. Do I also use my nose?"

Dialogue 2:

"Auntie, may I ask who has a German Shepherd in your town? Oh, a German Shepherd is a wolfdog."

"Zhang San's family has raised it."

"Wow, Zhang San's family has adopted... Where is Zhang San's family and how to get there."

"Here, go one hundred and eight thousand miles to the west, turn left, then turn right for one hundred and eight thousand miles to the west, and then go..."

When the anchors were giving interactive explanations or asking questions, Douhua put down the car window and listened carefully for a few times, and asked doubtfully, "Dad, why are there so many people live broadcasting? It seems like they are looking for a dog?"

Ji Ran smiled and said, "Father won't tell you more about this matter, anyway, you remember, when someone asks you if you have a dog at home, you just say no... Remember?"

Ji Ran is really not afraid that these people will find Youran to live in, and they are doomed to be useless, so they will be harassed by these people.

"Oh...Okay dad, I remember."

Douhua was still so sensible and well-behaved. She didn't ask further questions and nodded vigorously.

Ji Ran actually knew that there was no point in just telling his daughter. When other family members and villagers who didn't know the inside story came to the town, they were stopped by the anchors and asked...

The fact that his family raised a German shepherd soon became known.

Leave it alone.

Come and let the dogs out immediately!

Came to the small town.

Douhua silently watched the other children, and she found that most of them were walking by themselves.

Douhua said, "Dad, don't give me a ride in the future. You have worked so hard. I can just walk to school."

As expected of my little padded jacket, she is becoming more and more sensible and considerate.

Ji Ran was very relieved, "The home is so far away from the school, when you come over, school will be over."

Douhua thought for a while, "How about we live in the town? Auntie Jing and the others have rented a house in the town, haven't they?"

Ji Ran pinched Douhua's cheek lovingly and said, "We will talk about this later. First, daddy will give you a gift every day."

"Ok."

……

After parking the car, Ji Ran took her daughter straight to the principal's office.

The principal, Wang Haiqiang, was looking up some information. When he saw the father and daughter coming in, he greeted him enthusiastically, "Ji Ran Dou Hua is here, sit down, what do you want to drink?"

"Don't drink anymore... Teacher Wang, Douhua is going to class in the second grade..." Ji Ran came to Wang Haiqiang for this matter.

Although we communicated on the phone last night, it would be better to talk again in person.

Wang Haiqiang paused, "I talked to Teacher Duan, but Teacher Tu, the second grader, hasn't said anything yet... Well, let's take it easy and let Douhua do the papers for the final exam for the first half of this year."

Ji Ran nodded, "It's good to test it."

Wang Haiqiang made a phone call, and not long after, Duan Ying, the head teacher of the first grade, came in with two papers.

"Cumin, why don't you let me be Douhua's homeroom teacher for a day, and then let her go to the second grade?"

Duan Ying's eyes were resentful, as if Ji Ran had failed her.

After going back yesterday, she was still proudly telling her boyfriend that she was the head teacher of Cumin's daughter. Her boyfriend was proud of it, and hoped that she could introduce...

Well, this time, I didn’t even get to be the head teacher for a day, and I was abandoned.

Even if she can be one day, it will be a little capital for her to brag about in the future.

Ji Ran explained, "Teacher Duan, Dou Hua only goes to the second grade class, but she is actually a student in your class."

"Oh, that's right." Hearing this, Duan Ying's resentment was swept away.

I put down my papers, chatted for a few words, and went to class in a happy mood.

"Douhua, let's make papers."

Just in the office, Douhua's exam began.

Wang Haiqiang personally invigilated the exam while working.

Ji Ran watched his daughter answer the questions.

The more you look at Ji Ran, the brighter the smile on his face.

Wang Haiqiang, on the other hand, became more and more surprised, and he was a little unwilling to work.

It is said that he has seen many kindergarten children doing the final exam papers for the first grade of elementary school, but...

The first-grade Chinese questions are indeed very simple for adults, but for children of a few years old...

New Chinese characters, pinyin, looking at pictures and writing words, etc. are not that easy.

But tofu actually...

……

Douhua answered questions so quickly that he almost didn’t have to think about many questions.

In just fifteen or six minutes, the Chinese paper was finished.

She checked it over quickly and handed it in.

Wang Haiqiang took the paper, adjusted his glasses, scanned it back and forth twice, and opened his mouth in surprise.

One question at the end wrong, full marks.

Douhua is already doing math papers. Normally, most children of her age rely on their fingers to do calculations. She just regrets that she only has ten fingers...

It doesn't exist here at Douhua.

She can do math problems faster.

Wang Haiqiang paid special attention to the time this time, and it only took twelve minutes to finish the douhua.

Wang Haiqiang's mouth became zero again.

Mathematics content for the first grade of primary school, addition and subtraction within [-], multiple calculations, finding numerical patterns, word problems...

Not to mention children, some topics will consume some brain cells for adults.

However, Douhua...

Wang Haiqiang didn't need to take any more tests. This time he watched the bean curds being made and got perfect marks again.

"Douhua did a great job and scored a double hundred. It's really smart."

Putting down the paper, Wang Haiqiang took a few deep breaths, raised his stiff thumbs, gave Douhua great recognition, and said to Ji Ran, "Ji Ran, with Douhua's academic performance, there is no chance of being in the second grade." A little problem, but..."

Ji Ran said, "Just like we agreed last night, let her go to class first to see the situation."

"Okay, I'll take you there."

Ji Ran persisted again and again, and Wang Haiqiang didn't say anything more.

Immediately picked up the paper, and took the father and daughter to the door of the second grade classroom.

There are only fifteen children in the second grade, and the already spacious classroom seems particularly empty and sad.

It will already be class time.

The head teacher, Tu Weilan, is a middle-aged woman in her 40s, with a friendly face like the big sister next door.

At the moment she is teaching the children the first lesson of school.

"Teacher Tu, please come out."

Wang Haiqiang called out Tu Weilan.

"Teacher Tu." Ji Ran said hello. On the way over, Lao Wang briefly introduced the personal information of Tu Weilan, the second-grade class teacher.

A very responsible and capable teacher.

"Hello, parent." Tu Weilan responded with a smile.

Wang Haiqiang looked at Tu Weilan in surprise, "Teacher Tu, don't you know this parent?"

Tu Weilan was confused, and asked, "Ah? This parent is..."

"The ceiling of our domestic fishing industry has tens of millions of fans..." Wang Haiqiang introduced proudly, "Cumin! My real name is Ji Ran, and I'm a student."

Ji Ran... put his right hand on his forehead.

"Oh, it turns out this is Cumin. I have long admired his name." Tu Weilan suddenly realized.

She doesn't like surfing the Internet very much. She belongs to the kind of people who have heard of cumin but don't know what cumin looks like.

When I first heard about this person, it was a little unexpected and surprising.

"Hello, Teacher Tu."

While the adults were exchanging greetings, Douhua spoke politely.

"Hey, hello." Tu Weilan patted Douhua's head kindly, and said to Ji Ran, "Cumin, this is your daughter."

Ji Ran smiled, "Yes, my daughter, Ji Doudou, nicknamed Dou Hua."

"Hmm... Douhua is a first grade student in another city. Do you want to transfer back to a second grade school?" Tu Weilan asked. She couldn't think of any other reason why the principal brought the father and daughter to her.

Wang Haiqiang explained, "Teacher Tu, the situation is like this. Douhua has just graduated from kindergarten and has not yet entered the first grade...she wants to go directly to the second grade."

"Kindergarten jumped to the second grade of elementary school?" Tu Weilan was startled, and then she was shocked. She had seen many people skipping elementary school, but this kind of kindergarten went directly to the second grade...

Tu Weilan just wanted to say: Please forgive me for living at the bottom of a well.

"Teacher Tu, calm down, take a look at this first."

Wang Haiqiang smiled and handed her the paper.

(End of this chapter)