Salted Fish Dad, Passive Farming

Chapter 155 Deng’s operation is really good...Deng: The yellow mud rushes into the crotch

Qingshui Town.

400 meters upstream of Hongqi Dam.

Ji Ran's team is ready for everything, just waiting for the time to sound and get started.

"Wow, can you still show off like this?"

Suddenly lying leisurely on the multifunctional fishing chair, Ji Ling, who was nibbling sunflower seeds in one hand and playing with the phone in the other, sat up straight, bluffing in surprise.

"what happened?"

Liu Wenjing and Shuya looked at her doubtfully.

Ji Ling put down the half-caught melon seeds in his hand and said inexplicably depressedly, "Dear Mr. Ta Er, our heavy punch today was empty again."

Liu Wenjing understood immediately, "Deng Paopao ran away again?"

Bian Shuya mocked, "Deng Paopao reacted quickly enough. It wasn't long before we issued the announcement and he ran away."

"Ya's zodiac must be a rabbit."

Ji Ran teased.

Deng Zai ran unexpectedly and unexpectedly.

how to say.

After all, he started the broadcast at this delicate time, so his intention is so obvious.

And Deng can reach such a high level, he must have enough brains, and he must be able to see something.

Knowing that you are outmatched and retreating when faced with difficulties is what a smart person does.

But if he runs again and again, isn't he afraid of being criticized by fishing friends?

Aren't you afraid of affecting the dignified image he has painstakingly created?
Don't dare to fight, it would be much more embarrassing than losing.

Besides, do you run every time?

Or will you just stop doing live broadcasts in the future?
He didn't even think of this level, it seems...he doesn't look too smart.

"What kind of way did he run this time?"

Ji Ran then asked curiously.

The last time we bumped into the broadcast with Na Si, Ji Ran started broadcasting first, so Na Si had enough time to observe the situation, analyze and make decisions, and make arrangements.

That time he showed off the 'snake bite escape technique', there were plenty of pictures and videos, almost no flaws were revealed.

This time he has been broadcasting for more than an hour, what escape technique will he use?
"Look."

Ji Ling got up and approached, showing the phone screen to several people.

The phone starts playing a screen recording of the live broadcast.

There is no sound, only images.

In the picture, Deng is sitting sideways on the fishing box, seemingly chatting with others.

Suddenly the buoy on the surface of the water was dragged black, and Deng himself was not paying attention to the buoy... It seemed that he had been reminded by others.

Deng quickly grabbed the pole and raised it.

medium fish.

Looking at the posture, the fish is not small and has a great impact.

Deng, who was sitting sideways, was not very easy to operate and had trouble fighting the fish.

Want to sit upright.

The arc of the bow on the steep pole suddenly widened, which was obviously due to the strong force of the fish at the end of the hook.

Deng, who was in the middle of correcting his sitting posture, was caught off guard. With a 'plop' sound, water splashed three feet high.

That's right, Deng fell from the fishing platform in a very interesting posture-he made a nest.

Then Deng showed off a wave of fish walking, and then the fish ran away...

At the end of the video, there is sound again.

Deng, who was all wet, looked at the camera with an embarrassed look on his face, "Fishing friends are really embarrassed, they are soaked all over and can't continue fishing. That's all for today's fishing..."

The video ends here.

Ji Ran, Liu Wenjing and Bian Shuya were stunned on the spot.

Can you still think of such a way?
Don't be too flippant about Deng's brain!
"This is a master!"

Bian Shuya gave a thumbs up and gave her evaluation.

"I think he is even more ruthless."

Liu Wenjing smiled and shook her head, "In order to avoid our sharp edges and avoid being stepped on by us, he did not hesitate to make such a big fool of himself. Deng Jiazi is really cruel!"

"It's tough enough."

Ji Ran agrees with Liu Wenjing's evaluation.

Ji Ling said with a smile, "I really look forward to what new escape skills he will show in the future for all the fishing friends on the Internet to appreciate. From now on, we will just keep an eye on him. As long as he starts broadcasting, we will start broadcasting immediately... Catch him Fight him."

Liu Wenjing smirked, "Xiao Ling, do you want to be so bad... But I like it, and I am also looking forward to seeing more escape techniques."

Bian Shuya laughed, "I look forward to +1."

Ji Ran... I seem to be looking forward to it too. When did I become as bad as these girls?
……

Dundawo is a very happy episode.

As for running, just run.

Ji Ran dared to say that if he ran again this time and lost the battle, he would only lose more face and lose more reputation.

No matter what, one of Ji Ran's reasons for starting the broadcast today was to fuck him.

This goal has been successfully achieved.

Suddenly 8:49 arrived.

"Cumin, let's start masturbating." Liu Wenjing said.

"Let's start masturbating."

With Ji Ran's nod, the 'Cumin' live broadcast room officially started live broadcast.

Perhaps it was the bosses of Wendiao Fishing Gear and Tongyan Daily Chemical who personally called for it. Their employees alone numbered hundreds or thousands of people, and many employees shook their heads;
Maybe it's because 'Cumin' has been silent for so long, fans miss him and his bait especially;

Perhaps the announcement fermented quickly enough and permeated the entire fishing world, resulting in countless passerby fans...

All in all, the stream of people who started the broadcast this time was more ferocious than ever before.

Much, much, much more ferocious.

In the blink of an eye, the real-time number of people exceeded [-].

In the blink of an eye, it was over [-].

Thirty thousand in ten seconds.

After half a minute...

One minute later, there were more than 1 people.

Ji Ling, Liu Wenjing and Bian Shuya couldn't help but widen their eyes as they looked at the sharply rising numbers in the upper right corner, as if they had taken the wrong drug.

They thought that 'Cumin' had left for nearly a month, lost so many fans, and the live broadcast preview was released only ten minutes ago...

The popularity of the live broadcast room will be relatively bleak at the beginning, and it will grow rapidly after the bait is sacrificed...

I didn't expect to be confused when it started broadcasting.

It was so unexpected!
The barrage area exploded as soon as it started broadcasting.

[Haha, caressing my cumin boss in the front row. ]
[What's the point of petting Mr. Cumin, I just want to pet my younger sister You Ling. ]
['Cumin' has not been aired for more than 20 days, I thought Cumin, a heartless person, abandoned us, hehe, it seems that my worries are superfluous. ]
[Cumin cumin, call cumin, what's the situation with the god bait today?Please reply if you receive it, please reply if you receive it!Ouwu. ]
[The cumin boss disappeared for so long and came online again. He must have another magic bait. I just don’t know how many bags will be taken out for the lottery today. ]
[Damn, this popularity is scary. It’s only been a long time since it started airing, and it already has tens of thousands of people! ]
[In the fishing and broadcasting world, in terms of influence, you have to be the big brother of Cumin! ]
[The influence of Mr. Cumin cannot be overemphasized. ]
[Hey, isn't Deng Chuanzi next door doing a live broadcast?Cumin's popularity is so violent, could it be that all the water friends in Deng's live broadcast room came to Cumin? ]

[Brother upstairs, your information is too limited, Deng Haozi has already downloaded it! ]
[No, it’s only been a little over an hour since it started airing, and the goods haven’t even been brought yet, so how could it be off the air? ]
[Big Brother Cumin is on the air. If he doesn’t go off the air immediately, he will continue to live and wait to be tortured by Big Brother Cumin Xiangdu. ]
[To be honest, I quite admire Lao Deng’s decisiveness.As soon as Big Cumin's notice was released, he was in trouble.In order to avoid being stepped on by Cumin, he really dared to show off his skills! ]

[What, the Deng family is making a nest?Are there pictures and the truth? ]

[Hoho, Deng Cunzi is making a nest?What a wonderful and rare thing.If you have a video, please post it. ]
[What else are you going to post? The recording and broadcasting of other people's nesting has already spread all over the Internet. I predict that it will soon be on the hot search and become popular all over the Internet. ]
[Quack, I have to go and have a look. ]
[Look around...]
[I just came back after watching it. Haha, it’s interesting. It is indeed the ceiling of the older generation’s fishing world. The postures of people making nests are so cool and handsome. ]
[...]
Catching these classic barrages, Ji Ling and the others covered their mouths and snickered.

……

The real-time number of people broke through 5 in [-] minutes.

Liu Wenjing began her opening remarks, "Good morning, fellow fishing friends. I am Master Jing... This is our first broadcast after 27 days. Thank you very much for coming to support..."

"Our location is Qingjiang Hongqi Dam in Qingshui Town."

"As for the bait, let Cumin talk to everyone."

Liu Wenjing turned the camera to face Ji Ran.

Ji Ran pulled on his face towel and waved with a bright smile, "Hello fishing friends, I am Cumin."

“One inch of time is one fish, and seizing the time to catch fish is the right way, so I will keep the story short.”

"As for the bait, there is no doubt about it, it must be there!"

"Today, in our live broadcast room, we will send out one thousand packs of crucian carp bait and one thousand packs of grass bait. You don't have to doubt the authenticity of the bait. The two baits still have the original taste, the original formula, and the original effect. Know."

As soon as this is said.

The water friends in the live broadcast room are always excited.

[Damn it, one thousand packs of each of the two magic baits!Two thousand bags in total!A total of two thousand bags!In the past, there were dozens of packages per game, but this time it was...Mom, I was scared by the cumin boss. ]
[Two thousand bags!I was so scared!The boss of Cumin is the boss of Cumin, and his actions are generous! ]
[Boss Cumin is really generous. The basic value of these two thousand bags of bait is 20. If you include the added value, even 100 million won’t be enough! ]
[With more than 100 million in the lottery, looking at the entire live broadcast circle, there are not many anchors as good as Cumin. ]
[Recently, there is a couple of popular anchor couples from Guangdong Province. Their live broadcasts can easily bring in hundreds of millions of dollars.It feels quite generous to smoke an Apple mobile phone after a period of time when people broadcast live. ]
[What are you talking about, forget it, their lottery draws are basically operated in secret, and in fact, none of them may be given out. ]
[There are many routines in the live broadcast circle, unlike here in Cumin, where you will get as much as you say you want to smoke. ]
[Cumin deserves to be able to kill the silver carp and become the highest ceiling that is unattainable! ]

[...]
In the barrage area, there was a lot of praise for Ji Ran, followed by complaints about some shameless phenomena in the industry.

……

On the dam on the outskirts of a provincial capital in Central China.

Deng Chuanzi made a fool of himself, and made a fool of himself in front of the fishing friends on the spot and the audience of the whole network.

Pack up the guys as quickly as possible and evacuate.

In the car, they were heading back.

Xiao Wang drove, and Xiao Tang sat in the passenger seat.

Deng Chuanzi, who was drenched all over, sat alone in the back seat.

At the moment he is scrolling through his phone.

Watching the live broadcast recordings of other people's nesting on the Internet being crudely and crudely made into jokes, which went viral all the way on the Internet; watching all kinds of ridicule towards him in the comment area, especially the ridicule that he is Deng Paopao...

The first time he and 'Cumin' were broadcast, he was 'bitten by a cobra'; this time, within a few minutes of the notice of 'Cumin' being released, he was attacked...

For the first time, most of the netizens still chose to believe him, but this time...

"Deng Paopao, you are an idiot when you think the netizens are fools. It's fine to fool you once, but you want to fool you a second time!"

——This is the highest comment in the Duanzi comment section on Xingyin.

After reading this comment, Deng Jiazi felt extremely depressed.

He admitted that the 'Cobra Incident' was indeed written, directed and acted by him.But this time, he really accidentally capsized his boat in the gutter, and his horse stumbled...

The problem is, now he has yellow mud falling into his crotch... No one will believe me if I explain to anyone that this is not shit!
"Mr. Deng, this move of yours is really too high...otherwise we would have been trampled to death today."

Xiaotang, who was in the passenger seat, was diving in the live broadcast room of 'Cumin'. Looking at the crazy popularity, when he heard Ji Ran said that he would give away two thousand packs of magic bait, he couldn't help but take a breath and turned around. Come on, give Deng Jiazi a thumbs up.

"How's that?"

Deng Yinzi didn't understand, and asked with a frown.

Xiao Tang said in disbelief, "I thought that Cumin had disappeared for so long, and lost followers so exaggeratedly, that his popularity and influence would not be what it used to be... I never expected that the number of online users would drop after only a few minutes after he started broadcasting." One hundred thousand!"

"Breaking one hundred thousand in a few minutes?"

Deng Yinzi was taken aback when he heard the words, and felt incredible.

Xiaotang said, "This is just the beginning. I guess his viewership today should break one million easily."

"Breaking a million? Is it easy?"

Deng Jiazi was speechless, and Xiao Wang who was driving was also speechless.

Don’t think that the popularity of certain live broadcast rooms where you usually see a certain sound and a certain hand can easily reach tens of millions. Those numbers... are just a comparison anyway.

But in 'Starway', the popularity statistics are always real.What is the displayed number is the number of real-time real online viewers.

A fishing live broadcast can easily exceed 100 million people watching it at the same time. What is the concept of this?
Thinking of him, Deng Chuanzi, in the days when there was no 'cumin', the popularity of the last live broadcast only broke 50... The target for this one is only set at 55!
100 million!
Even if it is a certain channel on satellite TV that broadcasts the most popular variety show during prime time, it may not be watched by so many people at the same time.

Speaking of which, not many people watch TV these days, especially young people.

"Xiaotang, what's the basis for your conclusion?"

Deng Jiazi was speechless and expressed doubts about Xiaotang's words.

Xiao Tang smiled wryly, "That dick has already reached [-] popularity. The season for grass carp will soon enter the season for crucian carp fishing... With the attraction of these two thousand packs of bait, the fishermen are still rushing to his live broadcast room like crazy!"

Hearing the words, Xiao Wang sighed, "This guy is really generous. He can throw two thousand packs of god bait in one throw. If such a batch of bait is handed over to a fishing tackle shop with a good location, the value created will be as good as it is. It's enough to buy a suite outside the third ring road here... He has such courage, and today his live broadcast broke one million, which is really not difficult at all."

Xiaotang said, "So I say that the trick that Mr. Deng just used was absolutely perfect, natural and real, leaving no traces, and no flaws... If we are still live broadcasting now, our situation will be really embarrassing. Live broadcast It’s certain that everyone will run about the same…”

Xiaotang kept ticking, and Xiao Wang winked at him.

Xiao Tang realized something, quickly shut up, and glanced back quietly.

He found that Deng Jiazi's entire face was black and he was staring at him with angry eyes.

Xiaotang shuddered and asked weakly, "Mr. Deng, what...what's going on? What did I say wrong?"

Deng Chuanzi smiled, "You are right, go to the finance department when you get back."

Xiaotang was overjoyed, "You want to give me a bonus, and you won't get paid for nothing, Mr. Deng."

Deng Jiazi laughed angrily, "What kind of bonus do you want? I'll triple your salary last month."

Xiaotang realized now, Damn it, a hairy bonus, I was fired by Celery.

A face suddenly drooped into a bitter gourd, "Mr. Deng, me, what did I do wrong? Should I change my career?"

　Folks, happy Dragon Boat Festival, the hard-working old meow still has to go to work, which pretty boy rewards me with a brownie

　　
　
(End of this chapter)