Salted Fish Dad, Passive Farming

Chapter 211 The event is in progress, there is a lot of fun

There is a saying in the fishing world: fish are hidden in an inch of water.

That is to say, the water that is inches deep looks like there are no fish in the water, but in fact...

The water area of ​​Lingshan Reservoir is more than a hundred mu, but now it has shrunk to just over one mu...

All the fish are piled up in this acre of water.

When the fish are not disturbed, the water surface is calm and calm.

However, Principal Wang went into the water and made quite a noise...

"Wow!"

A fish immediately jumped out of the water.

As soon as the movement comes out, it's okay now.

"Wow wow wow..."

"Crash..."

Countless fish are rushing to jump to the water surface.

Especially among these fish, there are still a large number of large fish weighing more than ten or twenty catties, and giants weighing tens of catties.

They jumped out high and fell heavily, causing splashes like bombs.

The entire water area seemed to explode.

The whole scene is spectacular.

"Pound, thump, thump..."

Comrade Lao Wang suffered a great disaster this time, either his leg was hit by a fish, or his waist was topped by a fish.

The worst thing was a grass carp that was almost as thick as a bucket, and it hit his stomach in one fell swoop.

Such a big fish jumped with all its strength when frightened, and the strength was not light.

Wang Haiqiang's small body can't bear it.

A buttock was sitting in the water.

His body, face, and hair were all muddy.

It can be as embarrassing as it looks.

In a state of embarrassment!

Principal Wang... died before leaving school.

"Hahaha……"

He looks miserable...

The audience on the shore, the friends picking up screws and river mussels, and the water friends in the live broadcast room all felt their stomachs hurt from laughing.

Comrade Lao Wang, who made a big fool of himself and became everyone's laughing stock, was running wildly in his heart at this moment.

Feel as depressed as you want.

Still thinking about catching a giant, fulfilling the dream of a giant.

I never thought that I would end up in this state before even catching a single fish hair.

Embarrassingly capitalized.

Struggling to stand up from the water, without saying anything, without saying anything, go ashore and go home.

The water poured into the waders, and my clothes, pants and socks were all wet. What if I didn't go home?
In this kind of weather, if you don't change your body when you are wet, you can get a needle.

"Mr. Wang, you don't need to go back and change your clothes and pants. Take my dad's and put them on first."

Ji Ran keeps him.

Although Teacher Wang is old and thin, he can only be considered half a strong man.

Isn't half a strong man a strong man?
"I remembered. There are still some things at home. I can't go back. Tigers can eat people."

Wang Haiqiang took off his water pants, put on his shoes, made a lame excuse, got into the car and fled.

I swore secretly in my heart that he would never come to Lingshan Reservoir again.

Except for the first time I came and pulled more than 20 catties of white strips back...

The second time, I was hit by Douhua and doubted my life;
The third time, this time...

It's okay to be embarrassed in front of the live audience, there are only a few dozen people.

The key is that 'Cumin' is running a live broadcast. That guy's live broadcast room has a popularity of 200 million...

Horse and horse skin, the shame has been thrown into his grandma's house, this fool has made a big fool of himself!

Do good deeds, but don't be made into emoticons or animations.

or else...

……

Teacher Wang’s contribution of jokes is just a happy interlude.

The water continues to be pumped, and those who pick up snails and mussels... some of them are already picking up fish.

When the fish were jumping wildly just now, many fish jumped onto the mud and got trapped, and there were many big ones among them.

The fish was trapped in the mud, and it was easy to catch a few pounds. It went in as soon as the net was fished out.

Even if the big fish is on the mud, it is not easy to catch it.

Wagging tail casually, splashing mud.

No matter how many times I struggle, I can't hold it down.

Fortunately, the fans are all fishermen with rich experience in catching fish.But no matter how experienced they are, they are still very strenuous, and even make a fool of themselves if they are not careful.

If it were an inexperienced person, he could catch one fish in a day.

Looking at the scene, Tong Yuanyuan understood why Ji Ran told her not to rush to catch fish.

The fish tank truck contacted has arrived.

The caught fish, except grass carp, are put directly into the tank.

Grass carp are thrown into newly dug ponds.

At this time, the lady in charge of the interaction came over and said to Ji Ran, "Chairman, many nearby fans asked if the fish is for sale."

Ji Ran nodded and waved to the young lady controlling the drone.

The drone flew over, and Ji Ran looked at the camera and said, "Except for grass carp, all fish will be sold... Those who want to buy fish, see you in Qingshui Town in an hour and a half..."

"The fish in my reservoir are completely natural. Everyone knows that the water quality is top-notch. So there is nothing to say about the quality of the fish."

"As for the price of fish and vermicelli, let's calculate it at [-]% off the market price."

With a wave of his hand, the drone flew away.

Ji Ran turned his head and said kindly to his father, Ji Zhong, "Dad, you and the fish tanker will go to the town to sell fish later. You can just give the money to my mother."

"Okay."

Comrade Lao Ji happily accepted the job.

I haven’t sold anything to my son for a long time... Well, there are so many fish in the reservoir, and I can hide a lot of private money today.

……

In the reservoir.

Except for Tong Yuanyuan who was picking up screws by the river with Douhua and Two Hairs, everyone else was picking up fish.

What should I do if I finish picking up the fish that jumped on the mud?
This is simple, a large ball of mud is thrown into the water, and immediately a large number of fish jump on the mud.

Baskets and bags of fish were brought up on pulleys.

Before long, the fish tank truck contained one or two thousand kilograms of fish in its tanks.

Ji Zhonghou happily went with the driver of the fish tank truck.

As the water level dropped further, more and more backs of giants were exposed, which were black and long.

There are dozens of them exposed, many of which are several meters long.

The people who caught the fish were shocked, and they all wanted to go in and catch them, but thinking of Comrade Wang's tragic situation... it's better to pick up the fish honestly first, and wait for the water to dry up.

The water friends in the live broadcast room were shocked that there were so many giants in the Lingshan Reservoir, and they were annoyed that all these fish would be caught.

If you don’t want to catch it, you can go fishing in Lingshan Reservoir and catch a few fish...it’s exciting just thinking about it.

……

The troops were busy catching fish, while Tong Yuanyuan and Sanwa'er continued to pick up their fish.

From time to time I took out a giant clam, and from time to time I caught a few fish in a small puddle. If I wasn't careful, I could even catch a big yellow duck...

It's also delicious.

"Mom, the patch of mud in front seems to have moved."

Suddenly, Dou Hua pointed to a few meters ahead of them.

Tong Yuanyuan wondered, "Why does the mud move? Is there something in the mud?"

"It must be."

Douhua walked forward, and then she saw two small holes the size of ballpoint pen refills on the mud surface.

Feeling something was wrong, she didn't act rashly, and reported to her father loudly, "Dad, this piece of mud moved just now, and there are two small holes in the mud... What is it hiding in the mud?"

When Ji Ran heard this, he laughed.

What else could it be? One of the most nutritious freshwater fish, turtle!
"Girl, that's bastard, don't catch him, let your Uncle Kaizi come."

Ji Ran told her daughter.

Although Wang Ba is good, he can't be caught randomly.

If you are bitten by that guy, it will not let go, life or death, and will bite off a piece of your flesh.

"Oh fine."

Douhua listened to her father's advice and didn't try it, waiting for Uncle Kaizi to come.

Uncle Kaizi didn't need to call Ji Ran, he was already here when he heard Douhua ask about her father.

A few fans also came here.

They are all fishermen, and they will know what the situation is as soon as they hear it.

Meng Kai arrived first, and asked Douhua anxiously, "Where, where is bastard?"

"here."

Douhua pointed.

"Haha, you are really a bastard!"

Meng Kai saw the two holes, his eyes were shining brightly, and he stretched out his hands into the mud.

After a while, he pulled out something as big as a vegetable plate.

That thing had four short legs, and its short and thick tail swept around. It was nothing but a bastard!

"Get rich, get rich, get rich!"

After successfully catching the old turtle hiding in the mud, Meng Kai smiled brightly.

At such a wonderful moment, the drone had already flown over, and Meng Kai held up the bastard, showing off vigorously, "Did you guys see such a big bastard, a thousand-year-old bastard who weighs ten catties without eight catties, you guys Have you ever seen... the wild cockroaches nowadays, especially the big cockroaches, are hard to come by... just the old turtle in my hand, let me tell you, it sells for at least five hundred and one catties here... that's it One, at least 5000 yuan..."

Meng Doubi was online again, ticking like crazy and unable to stop the car.

Barrage area of ​​the live broadcast room:

[Damn, looking at this guy's arrogant character, why am I so angry! ]
[I also looked quite angry. They are all fishermen. Who has never seen a tortoise? Who doesn’t know that a tortoise is valuable? ]
[I really want this bastard to bite him...]
[I'm really looking forward to his expression when he was bitten by the bastard...]
[...]
In front of the camera, Meng Meng was still blowing water.

The little short legs of the old turtle in my hand kept pulling and pulling, its neck stretched out, and it came back to bite someone...

A certain Meng went to blow the water, but one was not paying attention, and the mouth came to his forearm...

Seeing that he was about to bite him, he was so frightened that he quickly let go.

The old turtle fell onto the mud and ran wildly on the mud.

Don't look at the clumsy bastard, the real accelerator pedal is running in the fuel tank, and the speed is not slow at all.

Meng Kai, who was wearing water pants and moved more slowly anyway, was stunned and tried to catch up, but couldn't catch up.

A few other fans who were closer tried to block it, but they didn't succeed.

In just a few blinks, the old turtle ran to the edge of the water and plunged into the water without bubbling.

The old turtle who saw his hand ran away because of someone's complacency...

The two hairs were so anxious that they stomped the mud and complained, "Dad, you are so stupid!"

Douhua also complained, "Uncle Kaizi is so stupid!"

Tong Yuanyuan said in her heart: Meng Kai is really stupid!

The fans at the scene were full of disdain: Master Meng is so funny, you just let go of the big tonic soup that arrived at noon!

Xu Jiayu, who was helping Ji Ran on the shore, was watching with interest, but now... he quickly looked away, with an expression that seemed to say: Who is that funny guy who just made the cooked duck fly?do i know him
Ji Ran: This Meng Shacha!A big, tough dish!
Other villagers: Second-hand!

The water friends in the live broadcast room were gloating over the misfortune and the whole world was celebrating:
[This obscenity makes you stunned, you must be dumbfounded if you run away. ]
[Haha, this bitch will be punished! ]

[It's a pity that the old turtle didn't bite him. ]
[Has any fellow Taoist recorded the screen just now? ]
[Yes, what's wrong? ]

[Send it to the public screen area, I will make it into a short paragraph. ]
[Hey, you can have this. ]
[...]
……

Meng Kai ran away from the bastard, but he didn't feel anything bad. He was so thick-skinned.

He yelled at Ji Ran, "Cumin, bring me the dung fork at home and use it? I want to skewer one of his mother's big old turtles again!"

Ji Ran smiled and said, "No, do you want to take off the badge on the Masshasa I parked at the Fourth Son's store for you to use?"

Meng Kai...

Friends of the water:
[The worst time Martha was hacked. ]
[Brother Cumin will not receive Martha’s lawyer’s letter. ]
[...]
There are old turtles in the reservoir, so it's okay now.

Instead of catching half of the vermicelli fish, we went to catch the turtles.

Compared with the old turtle, ordinary freshwater fish, even giant ones, are nothing.

Fans are all people who understand fish. Looking around, there are no stones in the entire Lingshan Reservoir. There is no doubt that the turtles are huddled in the mud.

What if there is no fork for the turtle?
Just break a stick and use it.

Ever since, there were a dozen or so people in the reservoir, each with a stick, poking around in the mud.

Needless to say, just a few minutes later, a fan actually stabbed him.

A little turtle grandson weighing more than a kilogram.

This time the turtle insertion became even more exciting.

The fish catchers got tired of catching fish, and joined the ranks of hunting turtles one after another.

Including Tong Yuanyuan's bean curd and two hairs, and also folded a stick...

Ji Ran was speechless. He went to catch the tortoise one by one. What should he do if there were still so many fish in the reservoir?
Fortunately, he was a little relieved that after a few minutes or ten minutes, someone stabbed the goods.

Well, the toughest dish at noon today is guaranteed.

The water friends are also speechless:
[Is this the professional soft-shelling brigade? ]

[Wrong, this is a professional demining brigade! ]

……

on the dam.

A group of old villagers who sat watching the catch and waiting to share the fish could not escape the fate of being captured by Ji Ran.

Why would Ji Ran, who has old arms and legs, arrest them?

Picking the snail meat out of the snail shell is not a physical job, and they are fully capable of it.

It is said that there are so many mouths to eat at noon, and a lot of snail meat is needed.

Ji Ran cooked two large iron pots. If he had to pick them all by himself, he would be able to cook them until the sun goes down.

It just so happens that so many old villagers are here... Tsk tsk, it feels so sour to catch a strong man.

Of course, if Ji Ran doesn't arrest them, they will take the initiative to help.

No, some of them pick the snails, some scrub the clam meat, some peel the garlic...

Everyone is doing what they can.

The guys in the reservoir were still inserting forks, Ji Ran was already steaming rice, and he started to stir-fry.

The first dish: Braised big carp in braised sauce;
The second course: steamed large plate crucian carp;

The third dish: dry fried small miscellaneous fish;

The fourth dish: dry roasted yellow spicy diced;

The fifth dish: Stir-fried snail meat with kimchi;

The sixth dish: Fried clams with leeks;

The seventh dish: Bastard stewed old chicken;

The eighth course: seasonal vegetables.

The last dish is out of the pan...

The turtle insertion team is still inserting turtles.

Ji Ran...

……

Ji Ran's cooking skills are very good, especially aquatic products.

The water quality of Lingshan Reservoir is very good, and the fish quality is excellent.

The dishes at noon are more fragrant and more delicious than the last, especially the tortoise stewed chicken...

The bastard is the authentic wild bastard, and the chicken is his leisurely home. There is no doubt that this dish is the most amazing among all the dishes.

Fans, employees of the 'Cumin' company, Ji Ran's family, Meng Kai's family of four, and the villagers were also left behind by Ji Ran...

Everyone was divided into several tables, just like having a banquet in the countryside...

Except for Ji Ran's family who ate more elegantly, everyone else was like a hungry glutton, eating fish and soup.

The fans in the live broadcast room were almost crying through the screen.

[fainted!Cumin, are you a fishing anchor or a gourmet anchor? ]
[I just clicked into the live broadcast room...I thought my instant noodles were quite fragrant at first, but they tasted like crap! ]
[If you put this kind of poison in the middle of the day, Mr. Cumin will have a bad conscience. ]
[Wow, I also want to eat the fish cooked by Mr. Cumin...]
[...]
……

Eat and drink well.

Take a short break.

The activity continues.

The water level dropped to a depth of only [-] to [-] centimeters, and the backs of slightly larger fish were exposed, let alone those big ones.

Ji Ran was worried that the turtle catching team would continue to struggle, so he didn't want to catch all the fish in the reservoir today, so he said, "Everyone catches fish first. If you want to catch turtles, we can catch them at night. It is much easier to catch turtles at night than during the day." It’s like picking it up.”

What he said was not nonsense, he understood it all.

Everyone catches fish again.

Baskets and bags of fish were brought up, and cart after cart were pulled out.

In Qingshui Town, at the intersection next to the farmer's market, fish tank trucks are parked there, and there is a steady stream of people buying fish.

There are 'cumin powder' from the city and county, and there are people who come from far and near to get the news.

High-quality wild fish in reservoirs may not be available to buy if you have money, and the price is only a little more expensive than the feed hormone fish in the market...

Many people buy hundreds of kilograms at a time.

Of course, some people buy a fish for more than 100 kilograms.

There are quite a few of the hundreds of giant greens in the reservoir, and Ji Ran asked the old man to sell them as ordinary fish.

Ji Zhonghou was very busy, busy with his hands, happy in his heart, and kept thinking, how much to steal this time so that the tiger would not notice?

By four or five o'clock in the afternoon, the fish in the reservoir were basically exhausted.

The fish brought to town then sold out.

The old villagers have all gone back, each carrying dozens of kilograms of fish and snails and river mussels.

Other villagers in the 'Youran Agriculture' and the village guard brigade also came to pick up fish and snails and mussels.

Dinner was still done on the dam.

Or a whole fish feast.

Still those dishes.

Everyone still had a good time eating, and countless water friends in the live broadcast room were still crying.

(End of this chapter)