Salted Fish Dad, Passive Farming

Chapter 35: Crazy words and even big crucian carp

As Ji Ran entered the slow connection state, the number of people in the live broadcast room gradually increased.

Basically, those who came in stayed temporarily.

Watching fishing live broadcasts is no better than watching other live broadcasts.

Other live broadcasts have various points of view, but fishing live broadcasts, only Shangyu is the eternal king, and only Shangyu can retain passers-by.

After all, those who enter the fishing live broadcast room are basically fishermen.Some are from nearby fishing friends, some are itchy hands but have no time to fish, and some have come to detoxify their dry addiction...

In short, no matter what kind of purpose you come in for, few people will stay in the live broadcast room to watch your 'Dinghaishenzhen'.

Of course, if you can boast well, you can also retain people.

The key is Ji Ran's Buddhist live broadcast. Will he brag and compete with water friends?
The barrage area became more and more lively.

Ji Ran didn't pay any attention to it anymore, as time went by, the effect of "eating crucian carp tonight" became more and more prominent, and there were obviously more and more fish in the nest.

The pace of sipping fish is getting faster.

Especially for the mouth, if there are only a few or two fish in the nest, it will be ink-stained when eating the bait, and basically there is no need to worry about other fish coming to snatch it.

Once there are more fish, there will be a phenomenon of grabbing food, and there will be more fish to eat.

Every now and then, the little tricks in front will be omitted, and it will just be a black and white top.

"Shh!"

"Shh!"

"Shh!"

When Ji Ran grabs his mouth, he is sure to hit the target.

The rhythm of slow connection is further accelerated, and gradually develops into fast connection.

The big crucian carp were caught by Ji Ran neatly.

At Xiaohuajian not far ahead, Meng Kai scratched his head and scratched his head anxiously as he watched Ji Ran's big crucian carp go up faster and faster.

Ji Ran became more and more brave as he fought, but he was on the contrary. He kept counting in his heart, and he was no less than sixteen or seventeen fish behind Ji Ran. According to this script, he would definitely kneel down!
And when he analyzed the reason for such a situation, he thought of all the reasons he could think of, and made all the adjustments he could make...with zero effect.

I lost to Ji Ran when I picked up mushrooms before when I was engaged in woolen yarn. Are you going to lose to him again today?
Being arrested for two days as a young man is a trivial matter, don't you want to lose face?

Watching Ji Ran come up with another beautiful big tail, Meng Kai was about to cry in depression.

Why is my life so miserable?
Both times they thought they were sure of winning, but they were counter-killed.

No, it wasn't a counter-kill, it was being hanged and beaten in reverse.

The last time I picked up mushrooms, I was tortured until there was no residue left.

Today's fish-picking, if it continues at this pace, it will be no wonder that there are scum left.

……

"Brother, you have caught a big crucian carp, and you have a sense of sight when you catch a small white strip. Look at Brother Kaizi, it's so far away from you, and you will almost shut up...Brother, you Do you want to pull it off like this?"

Ji Ling watched the turn of the battle, his brother was firmly in control of the situation, the outcome of this battle was basically doomed, all worries were gone, he was in a good mood, and laughed and teased.

"I don't know why, the fish's mouth is so exaggerated today, I guess I just caught it in the fish nest."

A new rod was thrown, and the bait was precisely in place. Ji Ran responded to his sister indifferently.

When Meng Kai heard the word 'fish nest', he immediately thought of something. He was also anxious and didn't think deeply about it:
"Cumin, did you raise the nest in advance? Otherwise, why would you catch more and more, and I stop fishing here?"

Meng Kai thought that was the case, otherwise how could he explain it?His fishing position is obviously better... Isn't it that the ass determines the catch?

Faced with Meng Kai's doubts, Ji Ran didn't even need to refute, the girl who loves to hate people will naturally stand up for him:

"Brother Kaizi, if you want to play dumb, can you find a better reason? You have to admit your ugliness, and you have to stand at attention when you are beaten."

"You said my brother raised the nest in advance, why did it take so long for my brother to break the turtle when you connected several at the beginning? It is said that if you raise the nest, there must be fish in the nest. You didn't raise it there. There should be no fish in the nest, right?"

"Besides, it was you who proposed to pinch the fish. My brother is a prophet, knowing that you are going to deliver food to him today, so he specially raised a nest?"

"and also……"

Ji Ling's well-founded analysis made Meng Ran speechless.

Thinking about it carefully, it is indeed what Ji Ling said. It is impossible for Ji Ran to play tricks and abuse him in a fair and honest way.

Quiet.

……

Ban Tuo' crucian carp tonight's bait was dried out, and Ji Ran's catch reached no less than forty. Except for a few small milk crucian carp, the others were all large.

And in the nest...

The bubbles on the surface of the water kept popping up, as if the water was boiling, well, the fish in the nest began to pile up.

Ji Ran's shangyu has evolved from fast connection to explosive connection.

A real frenzy.

If you throw the pole, you will give it to the mouth, and if you let it go, it will be a double tail.

Meng Kai stopped talking completely.

This guy knew he was powerless and gave up treatment in despair.

I'm really not in the mood to watch Ji Ran's performance, it's too bad, old man.

Putting the pole on the pole, I ran to catch the ground tiger with the children.

"Kaizi, I'm willing to bet and admit defeat. Remember to come to my house to plant rice seedlings for two days."

Ji Ran shouted happily, because he was afraid that this guy would be fooling around, so he purposely announced it widely so that everyone would know.

Most of the package of 'eat crucian carp tonight' in exchange for free two-day usage rights for strong men is still worth it.

"I know, don't chirp."

Meng Kai replied angrily over there.

Douhua caught a ground tiger and said concernedly, "Uncle Kaizi, you made a bet with my dad again, and you lost again?"

Xu Jiayu and Lianggenmao both looked at him sideways.

Meng Kai scratched his scalp in embarrassment, "Well, winning or losing is a common matter in military affairs, winning or losing is a common matter in gambling, don't make a fuss, there is nothing to make a fuss about, hehe."

……

In the live broadcast room, after a wave of explosions, the number of people online reached dozens.

This is the most popular live broadcast of Ji Rankai. In the past, dozens of people were watching.

Although there were still not many people, the barrage area was as lively as the vegetable market in the early morning, and the water friends spoke enthusiastically.

[Pull the bird deeper: The anchor is fishing in a breeding pond, the fish mouth is so exaggerated, every fish is basically a big crucian carp? 】

[Starting One 1.8: It looks like it to me, how can there be such a good fish situation in wild fishing. 】

Most of the water friends think that Ji Ran fishing is a breeding pond, and many people leave messages to ask questions, but Ji Ran doesn't have time to catch them at all.

[Qingquan Dingdang: I was the first to come to the studio, and I know the situation.What everyone said is correct, the anchor cumin is fishing in a small reservoir for breeding, and the fish in it are all fed. 】

[The fishing industry is the leader: Fishing in breeding ponds is as soulless as fishing in black pits. No matter how good the mouth of the fish is, no matter how many catches, there is no egg smell~ slip away. 】

[I ate a chicken: It doesn't matter what fishing ground he is fishing, if he can catch fish, he will burst into a mouthful and even watch it. 】

[Stepping on the stars to pick the moon: @Qingquandingdang~ If you do this, you won't be afraid of cumin hitting you! 】

[Spring Water Dingdang: @跨践星打月～Not afraid of opponents like gods, but teammates like pigs/pigs/pigs/…]

[Step on the stars and reach the moon: get angry/get angry/]

……

Ji Ran's arms were a little sore from the continuous connection, so he put down the pole and took a rest.

Glancing at the phone, I happened to see the unfriendly exchange of 'Ding Dong of Spring Water' and 'Treading on the Stars to Pick the Moon'.

After climbing up the stairs for a short while, I couldn't help but smile.

This guy "Spring Water Ding Dong" is a real ghost. In order to persuade other water friends, he actually fabricated facts out of thin air.

Don't you just want less people to come to fish here, so you have a chance to catch more...

I don't know if this guy who is "Stepping on the Stars to Pick the Moon" is slow to react or is just an honest person, so he got into a fight with him.

These two are a bit interesting.

"Everyone in the Air Force, welcome to Curan Youran's live broadcast room. My fishing spot is Lingshan Reservoir, Jiangbian Village, Qingshui Town..."

After clearing his throat, Ji Ran gave a brief introduction, and then said with a smile, "I contracted this reservoir, but the fish in the reservoir are wild... Everyone has seen that I fished, and I No more nonsense... Those nearby fishing friends who want to come fishing are welcome."

"My charge here is 100 yuan for eight hours, no meals included, only fishing for crucian carp, carp, white stripes and other miscellaneous fish."

As soon as these words were spoken, the barrage area exploded.

[Dancing on the tip of the hook: 100 yuan for 8 hours without meals included to catch a trash fish, anchor, why don’t you grab it? 】

[Fishing Hanjiang alone: ​​other places charge 20 per rod for miscellaneous fish, and you, the anchor, are too dark. 】

[Qingquan Dingdang: Didn't it say 50 earlier?How do you say double it? /crazy/crazy/]

[Picking the moon by stepping on the stars: I think the 100 charge for the Cumin reservoir is very reasonable. /Han Xiao/Cumin, I sign up, and I will be there on time at 7:[-] tomorrow morning. 】

[Qingquan Yedang: @Stepping on the stars to pick the moon/Are you an enemy or a friend?Could it be the legendary undercover/beating. 】

[Picking the bird is more affectionate: probably an undercover agent, a friend of the anchor, or a trustee. 】

All of a sudden, the guns in the barrage area pointed at "stepping on the stars to pick the moon", and the gang fights were in full swing.

Ji Ran nodded secretly, and said calmly, "There is not a single water friend in the live broadcast room that I know in real life. Come on, you think there are some. Anyway, this is the charging situation, and the price is clearly marked. There is no deception. Those who want to fish are welcome, and those who don’t want to fish are free.”

After speaking, he rejoined the battle.

The mouth of the fish is so good, it is still very refreshing to catch, and it will be more addictive.

Barrage area.

[Picking the bird is more affectionate: I feel that the anchor is a bit strong. 】

[I ate a chicken: It's not just strong, she almost didn't write 'love will come or not' on her face. 】

[Diao Hanjiang alone: ​​Are you going or not? 】

[Dancing on the tip of the hook: Go ahead, 100 yuan is actually not much. Let’s catch seven or eight pounds of wild crucian carp and land it properly.If you are lucky and get a protection, it will be a big turn. 】

[Qingquan Dingdang: The weather is good today and the air pressure is high, so the fish are in good condition. Who knows what will happen tomorrow.I want you to go, anyway, I won't go. 】

[Picking the bird is more affectionate: It's normal for a fishing god to be a ghost every day. The same fishing spot will explode today and protect the air force tomorrow.Upstairs, I won't go tomorrow either. 】

……

"Eat crucian carp tonight" is magical, the more fish in the nest are caught, the more fish are caught, the more Ji Ran doesn't need to watch the drift, throw the pole down and silently count to three, hit the pole, and catch the fish.

Going back and forth, going round and round, it becomes a flow operation, and fishing is boring.

"Xiao Ling, are you here to play?"

Ji Ran greeted the younger sister.

"Okay, I guess it's useless to guard the giant here today, and I've come to enjoy myself."

Ji Ling got up and walked over.

"I'll go fishing with you and see if I can get one."

Ji Ran smiled and said that he had long wanted to guard a wave of giant objects in the reservoir, but he never took the time to do so.

The brothers and sisters exchanged fishing positions, and Ji Ling brought the live broadcast equipment as well.

Looking at the data in the live broadcast room, the number of people online broke triple digits.

[Fisherman Never Air Force: Why did the anchor change fishing positions with others?Doesn't it feel good to watch? 】

[Picking the bird is more affectionate: anchor, is it a girl who changed fishing positions with you?From what you're saying, it sounds like she's your sister, right? 】

[A beautiful woman wants your soul: /色/Brother anchor, brother, your sister is also a fishing friend?How old are you, have you found someone yet? 】

[Diao Hanjiang alone: ​​The anchor is my brother, no one can compete with me! 】

[Putting the bird is more affectionate: Upstairs, poke the bird, let's compete and decide whether to live or die! 】

The rhythm of the barrage area went astray at once.

Knowing that the water friends on the Internet are just so virtuous, Ji Ran is too lazy to care about it and let it go.

Lift the 7.2'Zhanqing' on the gun mount, change the bait and throw a new rod.

The 'Zhan Qing' pole is light and flexible, making it easy to use.

Just sit and cast easily, and the hook and bait will be in place.

Good job!

Ji Ran lowered the windline, secretly praised in his heart, looked at the float, and pondered:
The little girl opened the grass bait only for grass carp. For some reason, she has kept it for two or three hours now, and the float is no different from throwing it in her own water tank.

There must be limited giant grasses in the reservoir, if you want to catch one, fate is very important.

But it is said that there are so many grass carp seedlings, shouldn't they float and not move?

This is unscientific, what is the reason?

Ji Ran sat down and watched for ten minutes, but he still didn't see the handsome face.

But the little girl was pulling all kinds of madness over there, it was so cool.

Ji Ran lit a cigarette, squinted his eyes, and pondered.

In the live broadcast room, more than half of the people ran away after not catching fish for so long.

Fishermen are very patient when fishing, but few of them are patient when watching live fishing.

There are so many fishing anchors, if you don’t catch fish, I’ll watch others catch fish.

To see who is not to see.

[Stepping on the stars to pick the moon: Curan, you should go back to fishing crucian carp, don't guard the big goods, if you keep guarding, people will run away. 】

[Little fish, run quickly: one or two bites a day, who has the patience to wait for you to eat one or two bites a day? 】

Ji Ran doesn't care if some people watch and others don't.

Wu himself wondered why.

"Slap."

A frog jumped up from the water grass near the shore, stretched out its tongue, and caught a moth.

Ji Ran's attention was attracted, and he fell on the grass, his eyes were green.

He reacted suddenly.

Why did you forget this?

It's time to eat big fish!

Ji Ran's eyes lit up, he got up and walked to the shore.

"Brother, why are you going?" Ji Ling asked.

"Go to the toilet." Ji Ran responded casually.

Of course, Ji Ran didn't go to the bathroom, took a sickle, went straight to the fragrant wheat grass, and cut a stubble.

Chop and mince with a knife.

In fact, the fragrant wheat grass can be directly linked, but in order to avoid exposing the fragrant wheat grass in the live broadcast room, Ji Ran chose a compromise method.

Back to the fishing position, half of the fragrant wheatgrass and half of the commercial bait were opened again.

Rub in two big lumps of new bait and come again.

The effect is immediate...

(End of this chapter)