Salted Fish Dad, Passive Farming
Chapter 68
Chapter 68
Ji Ran thought...
The notice of banning fishing in the reservoir was issued yesterday morning, and the popularity of the reservoir has dropped to freezing point, so there should be no more people fishing;
It didn't rain last night, so Meng Kai would definitely not miss the mushrooms in the mountains;
And it's weekend again, so you don't need to worry about your daughter getting up early to go to kindergarten;
Ji Ran thought that no matter what he did today, he could have a good night's sleep.
unexpected...
"Master Ran, Master Ran."
"Brother Cumin, Brother Cumin."
The soul caller came again, and there was more than one person coming. There were three or four cars parked on the dam.
"Wang Wang..."
Gouzi fulfilled his duty and barked as a warning.
He was chatting about life with Duke Zhou, but Ji Ran was so depressed when he was woken up.
Open the curtains, the dim light outside the house.
I touched my cell phone on the bedside table and saw that the time was still a few minutes shy of six o'clock.
Again and again, again and again, I haven't slept for a long time until I wake up naturally...
The waking up breath caused by not getting enough sleep in the morning for a long time rushed to Tianling Gai, and I almost couldn't resist the urge to let Wang Zai go to fight.
Ji Ran took a deep breath to calm down.
Looking at the mobile phone again, there are more than a dozen missed calls, as well as N unread WeChat messages and N WeChat voice and video missed messages.
Set it aside first.
Reluctantly got up, went downstairs and walked out of the house.
Among the group of people who came, there were a few familiar faces, who had come to the reservoir to fish, and the others were very unfamiliar.
"Brother Cumin, smoke."
"Master, please smoke."
"Brother Ji, smoke me, Hua Zi."
As soon as Ji Ran passed by, the group of people, regardless of the familiar, half-baked, or completely unfamiliar, were all extremely enthusiastic and smoked cigarettes one after another.
Forced to get up, Ji Ran was still a little confused at this moment, looking at the situation, he was in a daze.
These people ran over early in the morning and smoked me more attentively?
What is this situation?
Ji Ran casually took the cigarette that was about to stick into his mouth, and the man immediately moved closer to light it with a lighter.
"If you have anything to do, just say it."
After taking a sip of nicotine, it entered his lungs and made him feel much clearer. Ji Ran asked calmly.
"Master Ran, we saw the joke you posted last night... Your level of fishing is definitely the only one in the world of fishing that is amazing..."
The buddy who lit the cigarette raised his thumbs up, flattering him vigorously.
"Brother Ji, you are so good at cocking your mouth. When Deng Chuanzi sees you, he will respectfully call you master."
"You must call Master."
The rest of them joined in one after another.
Everyone seemed to be flattering, but in fact they admired him from the bottom of their hearts.
When fishing in the wild in Qingjiang, one can turn his raised mouth into a chain of white strips. Looking at the entire circle of fishing friends, who can do this?
Deng Chuanzi is far behind, isn't it possible that he will try a live broadcast in the river?
However, Ji Ran did it, even if you don't admire him.
Ji Ran felt ashamed after listening to their nonsense. If it weren't for him and Demby... I would be so ashamed.
At the same time, Ji Ran also heard that these guys came to find out where he was fishing yesterday.
No wonder everyone is so enthusiastic.
Sure enough, there is nothing to be courteous, and it is either rape or robbery.
But people have come to the door, and they are all better at licking than Wang Zai, and they hide and tuck her away, which is too unkind.
But if I tell them, I'm afraid they will go excitedly today...
Breathing smoke leisurely, Ji Ran said, "I'll tell you the location, but it's nothing."
"Well, master, if you have any instructions, just tell me." Everyone looked at him with burning eyes, devout like believers.
Ji Ran said sternly, "Ugly words are up front, if you guys mess up, don't blame me."
"That's for sure. We can't blame you for killing turtles because of our poor skills." Everyone nodded repeatedly.
In my heart, I disdain Ji Ran's words.
Fighting turtles?
What an international joke, if you can go crazy, we must be a little bit worse than you. After all, there is a gap in technology, and with so many people fishing, there are more wolves and less meat.
However, no matter how bad the fishing is, it is impossible to catch a turtle.
"It's Yangjiatang, where the rocks are piled up, you will know when you go."
Ji Ran truthfully informed him of the fishing location.
"Thank you Ji Ge..."
Everyone thanked them, and then it was like a bridegroom entering the bridal chamber. It was exciting and eager to go.
Ji Ran smiled and shook his head as he watched several cars leave quickly.
These guys are full of ambition and fighting spirit now, what kind of expression will they have when they collect their poles?
……
Looking through the missed calls on the phone, they were all called last night, from my younger sister Ji Ling and Meng Kai.
It's too early to call back.
Looking at WeChat again, whether it is the last read message or the missed voice and video call, it is all sent by those fishing friends who are not very familiar.
Without reading the message content, Ji Ran knew that they, like the group of people who had just left, must be here to ask about fishing spots.
Scroll down, there are also missed video invitations and voice messages from Mo Yu, both from last night and not long ago.
Just as he was about to click on the voice message to listen to what the guy said, Mo Yu sent another voice connection invitation.
connected.
"Damn, Cumin, you are too mean!"
Mo Yu started to complain wildly, "Yesterday, you raised your mouth like that on the pile of rocks, and you didn't even call me... When you pulled up the pole, you showed me a few white-striped blue knives. Those were caught by your daughter." Well... you fished so hard, the boat must have taken it away... I was wondering yesterday why the boat came to your place twice... turns out it was here to get the fish!"
"Brother, can we still be friends and have fun together..."
Mo Yu complained for a while and finally stopped.
They were all fishermen. Ji Ran could imagine how much resentment this guy had towards him.
Needless to say, this guy also saw 100% of the jokes uploaded by 'If you want to marry, marry the fisherman' last night.
"Taro, please believe me. I hid it from you yesterday absolutely out of good intentions."
Ji Ran was not ashamed of this matter, and replied calmly.
I kept it from him when I was fishing because I was afraid that when he came over, my mentality would be ruined by the white stripes and blue swords; I kept it from him before parting ways and stopped my daughter from telling the truth, because I was afraid that he would complain, and then I was afraid that he would feed the fish today...
God can learn from him, he is as good as a fake.
"I believe you ghost, you are a very bad old man."
Mo Yu's resentment towards Ji Ran was unusually deep. When he saw the video last night, God knows how many divine beasts were in his heart that were out of control... It was as if Ji Ran turned against him and disowned him.
Ji Ran smiled calmly and said, "You don't need to believe me now."
Mo Yu was taken aback, "What do you mean?"
Ji Ran said, "Because by the afternoon, you will not only believe me, but also thank me."
Mo Yu complained again, "Can you speak human language?"
Ji Ran was too lazy to talk to him, "If there's nothing else to do, I'll hang up first."
Mo Yu hurriedly said, "Wait a minute, the fish is so angry, why don't you come to fish today?"
"I have something to do today." Ji Ran perfunctoryly said, "Eat scallops tonight" is all used up, so go fishing for white stripes.
Mo Yu smiled cheaply, "You have something to do, hehe, then don't blame me for eating alone like you did yesterday."
Ji Ran heard something, "Where are you going to fish today?"
"It goes without saying that you had a good time yesterday, and today it's my turn." Mo Yu started to sneer, "Brother, I'm almost at the riverside."
Ji Ran... this idiot.
I deliberately kept it from him yesterday, because I was afraid that he would go if he couldn't stop him today.Unexpectedly, he saw the joke last night, and now he is almost arriving.
Well, let him experience it for himself, and he will understand my good intentions yesterday better.
"Hey, what kind of trouble is this?"
Ji Ran was thinking about it when suddenly Mo Yu exclaimed, "What the hell, there are so many cars so early?"
"What's wrong?" Ji Ran had a vague premonition.
"The cars on the side of the road are full. These fishermen are all roosters. They all came so early." Mo Yu complained again and again, and the next second, this guy let out a hysterical moan, and his speech became a little incoherent. "Oh my god, me, me, me..."
"Is the area I fished yesterday already overcrowded?"
Ji Ran asked with a smile.
What Ji Ran expected was right, at the pile of big rocks, including the nearby deep water area, the fishermen would be separated by two meters, so the scene should not be too spectacular.
"How do you know? Did you tell others the location?"
Mo Yu lost control of his emotions, and originally dreamed that Ji Ran would not come to him to have fun alone, but he never expected that the reality is such a scene.
Still want to have fun alone?
It's such a deep water area, there's not even a place to insert your butt.
Fishing with wool.
"I called you taro, I really did call you right, your head is just a taro." Ji Ran teased, and then said, "You thought you were the only one who saw the joke uploaded yesterday, and there are so many who watched me The live broadcast... It’s not like you don’t know that yesterday my daughter and I went to the big rock pile, and many fishing friends saw it with their own eyes.”
Mo Yu thought about what Ji Ran said for a while, and he didn't speak anymore, which was regarded as acquiescing.
"Okay, you'd better go about fishing for where you were yesterday."
Ji Ran could imagine how dark Mo Yu's face looked at this moment.
I hung up the line and couldn't help laughing anymore.
To be honest, he thought that someone must be able to find his fishing spot yesterday.
But I didn't expect people to pile up so early.
'If you want to marry, marry a fisherman' is a bit of a pitfall.
What, the culprit has to be me?
It seems, it really is.
But the conscience of heaven and earth, Ji Ran started the live broadcast yesterday, and really never thought of fooling others into feeding the fish.
Just to vent out the dissatisfaction in my heart.
……
Ten minutes later, the group of people who found Youranju asking about the fishing position arrived. When they took a look at the formation on the riverside, they were dumbfounded at first, and then beat their chests and feet, and were filled with hatred.
In the end, with a come-it-all mentality, we each found a position in the normal water depth area, silently making preparations for fishing, and occasionally glancing at the big pile of rocks with envy.
Intermittently, there are still fishing friends who come to the spot through various methods.
All depressed.
Some people choose to fish normally, while others choose to leave.
This morning, the banks of the Yangjiatang River were much more noisy than any other morning in the past...
The villagers nearby who were serving packed lunches all had smiles on their faces.They all already knew why Mao Jin'er, a fishing guy, was rushing here like crazy, and they silently thanked Ji Ran in their hearts.
(End of this chapter)
Ji Ran thought...
The notice of banning fishing in the reservoir was issued yesterday morning, and the popularity of the reservoir has dropped to freezing point, so there should be no more people fishing;
It didn't rain last night, so Meng Kai would definitely not miss the mushrooms in the mountains;
And it's weekend again, so you don't need to worry about your daughter getting up early to go to kindergarten;
Ji Ran thought that no matter what he did today, he could have a good night's sleep.
unexpected...
"Master Ran, Master Ran."
"Brother Cumin, Brother Cumin."
The soul caller came again, and there was more than one person coming. There were three or four cars parked on the dam.
"Wang Wang..."
Gouzi fulfilled his duty and barked as a warning.
He was chatting about life with Duke Zhou, but Ji Ran was so depressed when he was woken up.
Open the curtains, the dim light outside the house.
I touched my cell phone on the bedside table and saw that the time was still a few minutes shy of six o'clock.
Again and again, again and again, I haven't slept for a long time until I wake up naturally...
The waking up breath caused by not getting enough sleep in the morning for a long time rushed to Tianling Gai, and I almost couldn't resist the urge to let Wang Zai go to fight.
Ji Ran took a deep breath to calm down.
Looking at the mobile phone again, there are more than a dozen missed calls, as well as N unread WeChat messages and N WeChat voice and video missed messages.
Set it aside first.
Reluctantly got up, went downstairs and walked out of the house.
Among the group of people who came, there were a few familiar faces, who had come to the reservoir to fish, and the others were very unfamiliar.
"Brother Cumin, smoke."
"Master, please smoke."
"Brother Ji, smoke me, Hua Zi."
As soon as Ji Ran passed by, the group of people, regardless of the familiar, half-baked, or completely unfamiliar, were all extremely enthusiastic and smoked cigarettes one after another.
Forced to get up, Ji Ran was still a little confused at this moment, looking at the situation, he was in a daze.
These people ran over early in the morning and smoked me more attentively?
What is this situation?
Ji Ran casually took the cigarette that was about to stick into his mouth, and the man immediately moved closer to light it with a lighter.
"If you have anything to do, just say it."
After taking a sip of nicotine, it entered his lungs and made him feel much clearer. Ji Ran asked calmly.
"Master Ran, we saw the joke you posted last night... Your level of fishing is definitely the only one in the world of fishing that is amazing..."
The buddy who lit the cigarette raised his thumbs up, flattering him vigorously.
"Brother Ji, you are so good at cocking your mouth. When Deng Chuanzi sees you, he will respectfully call you master."
"You must call Master."
The rest of them joined in one after another.
Everyone seemed to be flattering, but in fact they admired him from the bottom of their hearts.
When fishing in the wild in Qingjiang, one can turn his raised mouth into a chain of white strips. Looking at the entire circle of fishing friends, who can do this?
Deng Chuanzi is far behind, isn't it possible that he will try a live broadcast in the river?
However, Ji Ran did it, even if you don't admire him.
Ji Ran felt ashamed after listening to their nonsense. If it weren't for him and Demby... I would be so ashamed.
At the same time, Ji Ran also heard that these guys came to find out where he was fishing yesterday.
No wonder everyone is so enthusiastic.
Sure enough, there is nothing to be courteous, and it is either rape or robbery.
But people have come to the door, and they are all better at licking than Wang Zai, and they hide and tuck her away, which is too unkind.
But if I tell them, I'm afraid they will go excitedly today...
Breathing smoke leisurely, Ji Ran said, "I'll tell you the location, but it's nothing."
"Well, master, if you have any instructions, just tell me." Everyone looked at him with burning eyes, devout like believers.
Ji Ran said sternly, "Ugly words are up front, if you guys mess up, don't blame me."
"That's for sure. We can't blame you for killing turtles because of our poor skills." Everyone nodded repeatedly.
In my heart, I disdain Ji Ran's words.
Fighting turtles?
What an international joke, if you can go crazy, we must be a little bit worse than you. After all, there is a gap in technology, and with so many people fishing, there are more wolves and less meat.
However, no matter how bad the fishing is, it is impossible to catch a turtle.
"It's Yangjiatang, where the rocks are piled up, you will know when you go."
Ji Ran truthfully informed him of the fishing location.
"Thank you Ji Ge..."
Everyone thanked them, and then it was like a bridegroom entering the bridal chamber. It was exciting and eager to go.
Ji Ran smiled and shook his head as he watched several cars leave quickly.
These guys are full of ambition and fighting spirit now, what kind of expression will they have when they collect their poles?
……
Looking through the missed calls on the phone, they were all called last night, from my younger sister Ji Ling and Meng Kai.
It's too early to call back.
Looking at WeChat again, whether it is the last read message or the missed voice and video call, it is all sent by those fishing friends who are not very familiar.
Without reading the message content, Ji Ran knew that they, like the group of people who had just left, must be here to ask about fishing spots.
Scroll down, there are also missed video invitations and voice messages from Mo Yu, both from last night and not long ago.
Just as he was about to click on the voice message to listen to what the guy said, Mo Yu sent another voice connection invitation.
connected.
"Damn, Cumin, you are too mean!"
Mo Yu started to complain wildly, "Yesterday, you raised your mouth like that on the pile of rocks, and you didn't even call me... When you pulled up the pole, you showed me a few white-striped blue knives. Those were caught by your daughter." Well... you fished so hard, the boat must have taken it away... I was wondering yesterday why the boat came to your place twice... turns out it was here to get the fish!"
"Brother, can we still be friends and have fun together..."
Mo Yu complained for a while and finally stopped.
They were all fishermen. Ji Ran could imagine how much resentment this guy had towards him.
Needless to say, this guy also saw 100% of the jokes uploaded by 'If you want to marry, marry the fisherman' last night.
"Taro, please believe me. I hid it from you yesterday absolutely out of good intentions."
Ji Ran was not ashamed of this matter, and replied calmly.
I kept it from him when I was fishing because I was afraid that when he came over, my mentality would be ruined by the white stripes and blue swords; I kept it from him before parting ways and stopped my daughter from telling the truth, because I was afraid that he would complain, and then I was afraid that he would feed the fish today...
God can learn from him, he is as good as a fake.
"I believe you ghost, you are a very bad old man."
Mo Yu's resentment towards Ji Ran was unusually deep. When he saw the video last night, God knows how many divine beasts were in his heart that were out of control... It was as if Ji Ran turned against him and disowned him.
Ji Ran smiled calmly and said, "You don't need to believe me now."
Mo Yu was taken aback, "What do you mean?"
Ji Ran said, "Because by the afternoon, you will not only believe me, but also thank me."
Mo Yu complained again, "Can you speak human language?"
Ji Ran was too lazy to talk to him, "If there's nothing else to do, I'll hang up first."
Mo Yu hurriedly said, "Wait a minute, the fish is so angry, why don't you come to fish today?"
"I have something to do today." Ji Ran perfunctoryly said, "Eat scallops tonight" is all used up, so go fishing for white stripes.
Mo Yu smiled cheaply, "You have something to do, hehe, then don't blame me for eating alone like you did yesterday."
Ji Ran heard something, "Where are you going to fish today?"
"It goes without saying that you had a good time yesterday, and today it's my turn." Mo Yu started to sneer, "Brother, I'm almost at the riverside."
Ji Ran... this idiot.
I deliberately kept it from him yesterday, because I was afraid that he would go if he couldn't stop him today.Unexpectedly, he saw the joke last night, and now he is almost arriving.
Well, let him experience it for himself, and he will understand my good intentions yesterday better.
"Hey, what kind of trouble is this?"
Ji Ran was thinking about it when suddenly Mo Yu exclaimed, "What the hell, there are so many cars so early?"
"What's wrong?" Ji Ran had a vague premonition.
"The cars on the side of the road are full. These fishermen are all roosters. They all came so early." Mo Yu complained again and again, and the next second, this guy let out a hysterical moan, and his speech became a little incoherent. "Oh my god, me, me, me..."
"Is the area I fished yesterday already overcrowded?"
Ji Ran asked with a smile.
What Ji Ran expected was right, at the pile of big rocks, including the nearby deep water area, the fishermen would be separated by two meters, so the scene should not be too spectacular.
"How do you know? Did you tell others the location?"
Mo Yu lost control of his emotions, and originally dreamed that Ji Ran would not come to him to have fun alone, but he never expected that the reality is such a scene.
Still want to have fun alone?
It's such a deep water area, there's not even a place to insert your butt.
Fishing with wool.
"I called you taro, I really did call you right, your head is just a taro." Ji Ran teased, and then said, "You thought you were the only one who saw the joke uploaded yesterday, and there are so many who watched me The live broadcast... It’s not like you don’t know that yesterday my daughter and I went to the big rock pile, and many fishing friends saw it with their own eyes.”
Mo Yu thought about what Ji Ran said for a while, and he didn't speak anymore, which was regarded as acquiescing.
"Okay, you'd better go about fishing for where you were yesterday."
Ji Ran could imagine how dark Mo Yu's face looked at this moment.
I hung up the line and couldn't help laughing anymore.
To be honest, he thought that someone must be able to find his fishing spot yesterday.
But I didn't expect people to pile up so early.
'If you want to marry, marry a fisherman' is a bit of a pitfall.
What, the culprit has to be me?
It seems, it really is.
But the conscience of heaven and earth, Ji Ran started the live broadcast yesterday, and really never thought of fooling others into feeding the fish.
Just to vent out the dissatisfaction in my heart.
……
Ten minutes later, the group of people who found Youranju asking about the fishing position arrived. When they took a look at the formation on the riverside, they were dumbfounded at first, and then beat their chests and feet, and were filled with hatred.
In the end, with a come-it-all mentality, we each found a position in the normal water depth area, silently making preparations for fishing, and occasionally glancing at the big pile of rocks with envy.
Intermittently, there are still fishing friends who come to the spot through various methods.
All depressed.
Some people choose to fish normally, while others choose to leave.
This morning, the banks of the Yangjiatang River were much more noisy than any other morning in the past...
The villagers nearby who were serving packed lunches all had smiles on their faces.They all already knew why Mao Jin'er, a fishing guy, was rushing here like crazy, and they silently thanked Ji Ran in their hearts.
(End of this chapter)
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