Salted Fish Dad, Passive Farming

Chapter 85 Aunt Yuanyuan, come down for a swim
Ji Ran was extremely surprised to find that he had left the wooden house and came to a completely strange place.

This is a square piece of land about one mu. The soil is grayish-yellow in color. From the outside, it is no different from the land in my hometown.

Surrounded by thick fog, it looks like gas, but it is actually solid.

No matter how he tried, he just couldn't see through or penetrate it.

"Is this a pure land?"

"Why does it feel like a small independent space?"

Ji Ran murmured and continued to study...

Without researching and coming up with a reason, I silently recited "Leave the Pure Land" and returned to the wooden house the next moment.

Say "Enter the Pure Land" again, and you will appear on that acre of land again...

Read it over and over again, in and out...

In and out…

I tried bringing things in and taking them out again, and it worked as I pleased.

"Haha, is this a small independent space!"

Ji Ran smiled, his smile was brighter than ever before.

The advanced lottery is worthy of being an advanced lottery. This 'pure land' is actually enough space to become a plug-in alone... It's simply not too six-to-one!
The system is so considerate, and I am worried that there will be too many monsters in the future, which will attract attention and cause trouble...

As a result, even if there are good things, they dare not take them out and plant them openly...

Well now, with this 'pure land', there is no need to worry about the 'monsters' scaring others and the flowers and plants outside!
The system’s prize this time is... how should I say it?

I just wanted to doze off, so I sent pillows... No, what I sent was more than just pillows, what I sent was definitely a super luxurious presidential suite!

We also provide top-notch considerate services provided by world-class ladies!
With a comfortable smile on Ji Ran's face, he stood under the twinkling starry sky, bathed in the moonlight like water, and lit a cigarette beautifully.

The flames flickered and burned to the end of the cigarette, and his agitated mood gradually calmed down.

Thinking quietly.

Then took a hoe and entered the 'pure land'.

Scanning around, I have a rough plan for this acre of land.

He took off his coat, revealing his well-defined upper body, sweating profusely.

dig a piece...

Go back to the outside world and come to the fragrant wheat grass field tightly surrounded by bamboo fences.

The resurrection ability of fragrant wheat grass is so counterintuitive that Ji Ran has been worried that its secret will be discovered by others, but fortunately it has not yet happened.

Then fragrant wheatgrass was deadly to herbivores, and now it is the core of 'God Bait'.

And "God Bait" has attracted the coveting of people with ulterior motives.

Needless to say, it is right to transplant them to the 'Pure Land'.

After spending a lot of time and effort, not a single fragrant wheatgrass was left and all were transplanted.

"By the way, try putting ordinary plants in the pure land. Will there be any unexpected changes?"

Ji Ran dug a few more weeds and vegetables, and planted them in the 'pure soil', watering and fertilizing...

Returning to reality from "Pure Land", the crowing of chickens faintly came from the village.

Ji Ran looked up to the east.

The eastern sky has turned pale.

It's almost dawn, and I plan to wash up and go to bed quickly.

Then I thought that yesterday's "God Bait" incident is very likely to continue to ferment, and there will definitely be uninvited guests today...

Then don’t try to catch up on your sleep peacefully today.

After thinking for a moment, Ji Ran took a "sharp tool" that could cut iron as if it were mud, a hammer, pliers, wire, nails, etc., cut down some miscellaneous trees, and quickly set up a simple and strong roadblock at the head of the dam.

Then put up a sign saying 'No visitors allowed'.

I have a handy tool, and I have honed my carpentry skills by building a utility room, so it doesn't take much time to do these things well.

It was now hazy.

"Wang Zai, you stay here today, and no one is allowed to come over except my parents, including your Uncle Kai... Remember, don't bark loudly, just scare away anyone who insists on breaking in! "

Ji Ran doesn't have high requirements for many things, except for sleep. It feels too bad to not sleep well.

Call the dog and give the task.

Wash, turn off the phone and go to sleep.

……

07:30am.

Both father and daughter are in dreamland.

In the sky, a sand sculpture flapped its huge wings and landed on a branch, clinging to its feet as usual.

It looked around like a thief, but didn't see the big and small masters, but saw a silly dog ​​lying on the head of the dam, seeming to be doing security work.

The sand sculpture landed on the ground and walked around the house. When he saw the chickens, ducks and swans locked in the miscellaneous room, his eagle eyes lit up.

Hawkeye rolled his eyes a few times and hesitated for a while, but finally did not dare to make any extraordinary move.

Continue to pace, stop in front of the 'field', look at the 'pearls' that are getting fatter and fatter inside, and swallow a few times...

Glancing at Silly Dog, he still didn't dare to move rashly.

There is a silly dog ​​around, and the chicken thief is like it... Take off again, fleeing to the mountains and forests.

nine in the morning.

A small car passed through the village and went straight to the end of the village. When it reached the reservoir, it saw the roadblock, the huge, powerful and menacing German Shepherd, and the sign. I was stunned for a while.

He took out his mobile phone, made a call, and turned it off.

After wandering for a while, he left angrily.

Not long after, another car arrived.

The plot almost repeats itself.

The cars were still coming, within two hours, no less than ten cars came and went.

10: 30.

A Daben with a license plate from the same province but from another place was parked in Kutou.

A tall, thin middle-aged man got out of the car and was a little dumbfounded when he saw the roadblocks and dogs, especially when he saw the conspicuous sign of 'no visitors allowed'.

He also took out his phone and sent a video invitation.

"I've already arrived at the anchor's house, but..."

The tall and thin man turned the camera to show the other party the situation including Youranju.

The other party was silent for a while, "Judging from this situation, this anchor may be a rich one. He probably really doesn't want to sell formulas and disdains to cooperate with others... In this case, even if you see him, it doesn't mean much. "

The tall and thin man said, "Then let me go and find out if there is any bait he scattered?"

The other party said, "Don't waste time there, go... I'll use my contacts in Jiangxin's circle to find them together."

The tall and thin one gets in the car and leaves.

In the following time, cars continued to arrive intermittently, but without exception they were rejected.

In the blink of an eye, it was already past noon.

Ji Ran woke up with a full battery, opened his eyes, and saw his daughter sitting by the bed, blinking at him.

Seeing him waking up, Douhua grumbled, "Dad, you must be a pig. If you can really sleep, the sun has long since exposed your ass."

"Dad is a pig, so you must be a pig...Little pig..."

Ji Ran hugged his daughter and scratched her armpit.

"Giggle..."

Douhua laughed uncontrollably and scratched her father back.

The father and daughter got into a fuss.

"Dad, get up and have breakfast." Douhua took his big hands with both hands, trying to pull him up.

"Eat breakfast? Did you make breakfast?" Ji Ran was stunned for a moment, then rubbed his daughter's head and smiled gratifiedly, "My daughter can actually cook by herself? That's awesome."

"Yeah." Douhua nodded arrogantly, then lowered her head embarrassedly.

Ji Ran immediately understood what he saw.

Get up and go downstairs.

On the dining table in the living room, there was a bowl of cold egg fried rice.

The rice is lumpy, and the egg is half burnt black...

The appearance really shouldn’t be too miserable.

Ji Ran showed a wry smile of 'I knew it'.

But after all, this is the first time for my daughter to cook alone. No matter how unpalatable it is, she has to eat it.

After getting hot, I finished eating silently with tears in my eyes...

Then, when I burped, all that came back was the smell of burning.

After cooking another egg noodle, the father, daughter and Gouzi had lunch.

After eating the noodles, Gouzi asked for instructions and slipped into the mountains with a 'swish'.

A silly dog ​​misses his dog-in-law all day long.

As for it not being able to bring back the dog wife, Ji Ran didn't bother to mention it anymore, let's talk about it later.

……

Leaving the washing of dishes to her daughter, Ji Ran entered the 'Pure Land'.

The greenness of the fragrant wheatgrass remains unchanged.Those few weeds and vegetables, what they looked like when they were transplanted in, are still the same now.

Could it be that 'pure land' has no other function, but just provides a secret planting space for oneself?

Or is the time too short and the effect has not yet been reflected?
Ji Ran was unsure and returned to the real world.

I remembered that my phone was still turned off.

Turn on.

A series of missed call SMS notifications, N WeChat messages...

The one who received the most beatings was my younger sister Ji Ling. From morning to not long ago, at least dozens of them were beaten.

Ji Ran turned back to the past.

"Brother, my dear brother, I thought you were missing." Ji Ling complained.

Ji Ran said angrily, "If you have something to say, don't talk about useless things."

When he opened his mouth, Ji Ling didn't have the same knowledge as him, and said, "Your joke about fishing grass carp yesterday was posted on the Internet by that 'If you want to marry, marry a fisherman', don't you know?"

Although I didn't pay attention, it was all expected.

Damn that guy ran into the live broadcast room yesterday, pretending to be...

Later, as soon as she showed her face in front of the camera, she slipped faster than a rabbit...

Ji Ran said disapprovingly, "So what?"

Ji Lingdao, "That joke is more popular than last time...and more funny..."

Funnier?
It's understandable that it's more popular, but it's more funny... so what?
"I'll go and have a look, we'll talk later."

Ji Ran hung up the phone and entered 'Star Journey'.

This time there is no need to search, swipe, or search...

His joke about fishing grass carp yesterday was published by 'If you want to marry, marry a fisherman', and the title is 'Qingjiang Lian Dacao, there are unexpected surprises'...

It became popular in the fishing category, and the popularity was only after the story of the owner of a certain reservoir fishing silver carp and bighead carp in Dengpanzi.

You can see it in the category channel.

Click in... the data of the joke is very explosive.

play video...

It is still the first-class editing and production level, and the first-class subtitle soundtrack, Ji Ran can't help but secretly nod when he looks at it.

Just looking at it, black lines appeared on Ji Ran's forehead.

At the beginning of the video, everything is serious, but from a certain moment, the painting style changes...

It was when he had been fishing for two hours without saying a word, and when he got up impatiently and looked around to change the fishing position, he suddenly asked, and the pole was almost dragged away...

Then grab the pole, hesitate, cut the thread...

This section was featured in a close-up, accompanied by funny background music, funny emoticons, and funny narration...

In this paragraph, his performance of Ji Ran seems to be a big tease.

This paragraph, it seems that there is no laughing point in the description, but it is enough to make people laugh out loud after watching it.

The fishing tangent explodes and people make nests. The audience loves to hear it, not just for fun.

"This guy...is quite damaging."

Ji Ran scratched his head in embarrassment.

Click cross to exit.

The phone rang at the right time, and the little girl called back, "How is it, isn't it funny enough?"

Ji Ran didn't take her word for it, "Let's get down to business."

"I told you to live broadcast professionally and become a big internet celebrity lying down and counting money, but you didn't listen." Ji Ling said, "It's nothing else, your god bait for catching grass carp, send me ten bucks." Come here with a catty."

Ji Ran was speechless, "Just because of this, you called me so many times?"

Ji Ling said, "There is one more thing."

Ji Ran, "Say."

Ji Ling smiled and said, "Your 'Starway' account has hundreds of thousands of fans. If you don't want to use it to make money, then let me use it."

"We'll talk about it after you graduate." Ji Ran said seriously.

As a crazy girl who spoils her sister, as long as her little girl is on the right track, Ji Ran will support her in whatever she does.

Of course, the premise is that you have completed your studies first.

"My dear brother, this is what you said, I turned on the recording." Ji Ling said happily, "To tell you the truth, my graduation thesis will be completed soon, hehe."

Ji Ran, "Just finish it."

Ji Ling, "Then about your account, and about the bait?"

Ji Ran, "The account number is fine, the bait will wait until you graduate. A girl, day in and day out, does not do her job, only thinking about fishing."

"elder brother……"

"It's useless to call me brother..."

……

After hanging up the phone with my little sister, Ji Ran called Meng Kai.

On the list of missed calls, he ranked second, with more than a dozen calls.

"Damn, Cumin, you finally called." Just like Ji Ran, he complained as soon as he got through.

Ji Ran was too lazy to listen to him, "I have something to talk about, I don't have time to listen to your beeps."

Meng Kai said, "Your 'bait' has become hyped up on the Internet."

Ji Ran didn't answer, and the guy continued to babble, "On the largest fishing forum in China, the highest bid is three thousand, just to get a pack of your bait...Damn it, a fisherman with a mine at home is simply a fool." Inhumane!"

Ji Ran scorned, "Have you never thought that some of those people would be fishing gear brands?"

"I was negligent... indeed... what should I do now?" Meng Kai was a little uncertain.

Ji Ran smiled and said, "I sold more than 100 packs yesterday, and most of them have been used up or almost used up...then the remaining unused ones are only a few, and even less will be resold …Do you want to make this money?”

Meng Kai said, "I don't ask what you mean."

Ji Ran said, "The bait people will get their hands sooner or later, the money is not worth it... But don't rush to shoot, let the bullets fly for a while... When the time comes, kill those grandchildren mercilessly .”

Meng Kai understood the meaning instantly and laughed mischievously, "Hey, I understand."

……

Ji Ran basically spent the entire afternoon making and receiving calls and sending and receiving WeChat messages.

At six o'clock, Douhua fed food to the chickens, ducks and geese, and then blinked happily, watching the fluffy cuties happily cooking.

Children's happiness is sometimes as simple as that.

"Dou Hua, go swimming."

Ji Ran took out a small swimming ring from the house and greeted his daughter.

It has entered June and the weather is getting hotter. It is time to enjoy the coolness of the water.

Ji Ran grew up by the river since he was a child, and his swimming skills are not professional, but his water skills are by no means inferior to professional athletes.

As for swimming, he only likes to do it in natural waters.

The limited water area in the artificial swimming pool, piles of 'dumplings', pungent disinfectant smell...it's really boring.

"Dad, shall we swim in the reservoir?"

Douhua knows how to swim, but has only swum in the Shanghai swimming pool. Looking at the quiet water of the huge reservoir, she is a little scared.

Ji Ran smiled and said, "It's okay, dad is here."

In a word, Douhua is like taking a reassurance, not afraid of it.

The father and daughter wore cool clothes and went into the water.

Swimming in this season, especially swimming in such high-quality waters, the refreshing feeling seeping from the pores and pouring into the internal organs is so comfortable and comfortable.

"Douhua, let's get some ingredients. Dad will prepare something delicious for you to eat in two days."

Ji Ran went ashore to take a bucket, and led his daughter to the shallow water area at the angle between the dam head and the side of the reservoir.

The water depth here is less than half a meter.

"What ingredients?" Douhua asked doubtfully.

"This." Ji Ran squatted in the water, swept half a circle on the muddy surface of the water with his big hands, and when he spread them out in front of his daughter, more than a dozen snail-shaped hard-shell things appeared in his hands like magic.

"Snails!" Douhua's eyes lit up instantly, and she licked her lips with her tongue, "Dad, I want to eat snails!"

Ji Ran pampered and nodded, "No problem, let's touch more, not only eat fried snails, but also fried snail meat with leeks."

Touching snails and mussels can be said to be a repertoire for Ji Ran and the others in the hot weather when they were young.

While playing in the water, the friends touched the snails and mussels, boiled them in boiling water, and picked out the snail meat and mussels...

Wash it up.

Pick some leeks and fry them, add red pepper, ginger and garlic...the spicy taste, the chewy texture, Ji Ran will never forget it.

During the years of struggling in the Shanghai stock market, Ji Ran occasionally went to restaurants to order this dish, but he could no longer taste the taste of his hometown.

The reason why I can't taste that taste is not because my life is affluent. Meat is eaten at every meal. It's basically due to the ingredients.

……

"Dad, I found one..."

"Hee hee, I got one this time..."

"Dad, I touched a slippery stone..."

"Oh, this is a river clam..."

"Could there be pearls in it?"

"It's such a big piece, why are there no pearls?"

In the corner of the reservoir, the father and daughter touched the snails and mussels, harvesting the constant bean curd and laughing, and at the same time, [-] questions kept asking why.

At this time, a red 5 Series drove up and was stopped at the head of the dam by a roadblock.

Tong Yuanyuan was forced to get out of the car, and seeing the conspicuous 'decline' on the sign, Ye Mei slightly frowned.

Today she doesn't wear makeup, she is still pretty, wearing a white dress, standing there like a lotus flower out of water, without the aloofness of the past, pure and beautiful, just like the young lady next door.

"Aunt Yuanyuan, Aunt Yuanyuan..."

Dou Hua on the shallow water beach saw her, stood up, waved her little hands and shouted for joy.

Tong Yuanyuan looked into the water and saw Douhua who was only wearing Peppa Pig's underwear at a glance, and she immediately couldn't laugh or cry.

At the same time, through the clear water, I saw Ji Ran, who was as cool as Douhua, and her beautiful white cheeks were instantly covered with red clouds...

Even if you feel shy, you don't want to look away.

Seeing her looking directly at him like this, Ji Ran's old face was a little hot, who would have thought that this girl would appear at this time... The scene was really embarrassing.

Hurry up and hide in a place where the water is deep, only the head is exposed.

Douhua didn't notice these details in the adult world and invited her warmly, "Aunt Yuanyuan, come down and swim. Dad and I are swimming and touching snails and river frogs at the same time. It's so fun. Dad also said that we are going to make fried snails. Stir-fried snail meat with leeks for me to eat."

Tong Yuanyuan's expression returned to normal, and she responded with a smile, "But Auntie didn't bring a swimsuit?"

Douhua said matter-of-factly, "It doesn't matter if I don't bring a swimsuit. Look, neither me nor my dad are wearing swimsuits... Isn't it okay if you are like us?"

Tong Yuanyuan... said in her heart that you are a child and it doesn't matter if you don't have a scale, but I... can I do the same?
Ji Ran's forehead is completely black...

It seems that there has always been a lack of education for girls in certain aspects, and as an old man, I don't know much about it, and it is somewhat inconvenient...

　Both have exceeded [-]. For the great masters, this is a fatal result.But for Mengxin, this is a small milestone, and Lao Miao would like to express his most sincere thanks to the folks.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)