Salted Fish Dad, Passive Farming

Chapter 99

The Hongqi SUV is driving on the way home.

Inside the car, a romantic piano piece was playing.

Ji Ran and Tong Yuanyuan were chatting, enjoying the music and watching the scenery passing by outside the car. After drinking some wine, he blew the air conditioner and gradually fell asleep.

He had a dream.

I dreamed that I and Tong Yuanyuan had children in groups, and the house was extremely lively.

All children's baby names contain 'dou'.

Bean curd, bean sprouts, soy milk, soy milk, soybeans, mung beans, soybeans...

Carrying black beans on his back, holding beans in his hands, and bean paste hanging on his waist...

Ji Ran likes children very much. In his dream, he grinned his teeth and looked silly and happy.

The dream ends and people wake up.

When I opened my eyes again, I found that I was still sleeping in the car, but the seat had been half down, and I was covered with a pillow air-conditioning quilt that was given as a gift when I bought the car.

Tong Yuanyuan looked at herself tenderly.

"Awake."

"Ah."

"Look at you smiling so silly in your dream, what beautiful things did you dream about?"

"I made babies with you." Ji Ran smirked, "I made a lot of them, the whole room is full."

"My mind is full of making babies, I have no shame."

With a shy face, Tong Yuanyuan started the car again.

After Ji Ran fell asleep, she parked the car in an open space on the roadside and waited silently for him to wake up, fearing that it would affect Ji Ran's rest.

Ji Ran noticed this, and was warmly moved in his heart.

After driving for half an hour, I returned home.

"Dad, Aunt Yuanyuan, you are back."

Douhua, who had been eagerly awaiting their return at home, happily welcomed them out.

"How about it, go well."

Wu Lanting came over and asked with concern.

"It's good. My parents, my aunt, and my grandfather all like Ji Ran very much, and my father is even more reluctant to let him go."

Tong Yuanyuan replied with a smile.

"That's good."

Wu Lanting breathed a sigh of relief. He was afraid that his son would lose his etiquette and leave a bad impression when he returned to his father-in-law's house for the first time.

I am worried that removing the word "future" will have a negative impact on my future daughter-in-law.

"Girl, let's go back to Youranju, Dad will make snails for you to eat."

Ji Ran held his daughter in his arms and felt guilty for leaving her at home today.

"Okay, okay." Dou Hua happily replied, her father's cooking has always been her favorite.

Ji Ran said to his mother again, "Mom, you can eat with Dad later."

"Okay, after dinner, let's pick up the bean curds by the way..."

Wu Lanting said to Douhua, "Douhua, sleep with grandma tonight."

"Understood, grandma." Dou Hua said obediently.

Ji Ran...

Tong Yuanyuan......

This is to create a two-person world for the two of them.

"Ranzi, bring Douhua to play, and Yuanyuan and I will talk about something serious."

Wu Lanting dragged Tong Yuanyuan into the house.

After a long while, the two came out, Tong Yuanyuan's face was flushed, and she looked shy.

Ji Ran was deeply curious, what did my old lady say to Tong Yuanyuan that made Yuanyuan feel ashamed?
It's not convenient to ask at this moment.

Bringing Douhua back to Youranju, and caught a gap, Ji Ran finally asked out the doubts in his heart.

"Your mother wanted to hold a big fat grandson, and taught me how to get pregnant more easily..."

It's a joke when I'm joking with Ji Ran, but the future mother-in-law is looking forward to it, and she's too old, so she can be serious... Tong Yuanyuan is a little embarrassed.

"Hehe, then we have to work harder."

Why doesn't Ji Ran want to have a few more?

Idle is also idle, it's good to take care of the baby, the more children in the family, the more lively it is.Anyway, take it with you, and the babies will grow up before you know it.

"You have to work hard on your own."

"Then we must work together. Didn't our mother teach you the secret? Tonight, let's study it carefully and discuss it seriously and deeply."

"That's all I can think of...I don't want to talk to you anymore."

……

It is actually a rather complicated project to make a snail with heart.

It takes a few days to raise snails from the pond.

The snail needs enough time to empty the body of mud and other dirt.

During the breeding process, the water must be changed at least once a day in the morning and evening.

If the water is not changed, the water will smell bad, and the snails will die easily.

The snails that are almost raised need to be rubbed vigorously with hands.

Scrub away any residue from their shells.

After rubbing clean, you have to use pliers to clip off the tails of the snails one by one.

Removing the tail is more conducive to the taste, and it is also conducive to pulling out the snail meat when eating.

The processed snails are first boiled with water, salt, cooking wine and ginger slices for a few minutes.

After soaking in water, it needs to be washed again, and at the same time, try to remove the pieces of snail meat stuck to the mouth of the snail.

Without the blockage of the slices, it is more conducive to the taste and more conducive to eating.

Drain the washed snails through a sieve.

Stir-fry the minced ginger, garlic and chili and other side dishes until fragrant.

Add various seasonings and pour in the drained snails.

Then fry.

Pour in water again, bring to a boil, and add chopped perilla.

The side dish of perilla is indispensable.

In Ji Ran's Food Book, fried snails without perilla are equivalent to having no soul.

There is no perilla planted in Ji Ran's vegetable field.

But in the countryside, perilla grows wild, and can be seen everywhere on the wasteland beside the road.

When stewing snails, don't remove the juice completely, it is better to keep a part of the soup.

Don't rush to eat the finished snails, it will be more delicious after a period of time.

……

When Ji Ran was cooking snails, Tong Yuanyuan was cooking other dishes, and Dou Hua was a competent little helper.

"Let the strong wind blow, the strong wind blow, the duck blow..."

While he was busy leisurely, Ji Ran's cell phone rang.

It turned out that it was Tong Yuanyuan's father, Tong Anbang, calling.

"Yuanyuan, your dad is looking for me."

Ji Ran showed her the phone.

"I guess I miss you as my soon-to-be son-in-law." Tong Yuanyuan smiled sweetly, "You can take it."

Ji Ran answered the phone and had something to do, so he turned on the speakerphone.

"uncle."

"Xiao Ji, come home now, is it convenient to talk?"

"It's convenient at home."

There are only Tong Yuanyuan and Douhua in the kitchen, no outsiders, can it be convenient?
"Yuanyuan...Yuanyuan isn't with you, is she?" Tong Anbang said cautiously.

Obedient to the voice, Ji Ran smiled when he heard the words.

Countless men who dare to love others are strict with their wives and fear their wives like tigers.

When it comes to Comrade Old Tong, the girl is strict with her, fearing her daughter like a wolf.

In fact, at Tong's house in the morning, he could see some signs of it.

I have to admire Tong Yuanyuan's arrogance in my heart, even as the head of a village and the head of a clan, she can control her to death.

At the same time, I feel a little worried about my future... If there is a tiger in the family, life will be difficult.

Look at my old man, under the strict tutoring of my mother, he looks like a big housekeeper who waits on his wife.

Ji Ran glanced at Tong Yuanyuan and found that the future wife's eyes were sharp and very unkind.

Realizing that Ji Ran was looking at her, Tong Yuanyuan's eyes immediately softened, and then she opened her mouth silently, "My husband, say I'm not here."

Ji Ran realized that he was in a dilemma.

On one side is the future Yue Laozi, and on the other side is the future mother-in-law...

It's all my own fault, why did I turn on the speakerphone?

And blame Comrade Laotong for not being able to speak artistically?
Don't you know that the Chinese language is broad and profound, and there are tens of thousands of ways to express the same meaning?
But things have come to this, and we can only make a choice.

With little hesitation, Ji Ran chose to 'sell' the future Lord Taishan.

"Yuanyuan isn't here."

"It's fine if you're not here, I'm afraid she will know...Xiao Ji, you must never tell Yuanyuan."

Ji Ran...

Tong Yuanyuan...the tiger in her heart can hardly be held back anymore.

Ji Ran wiped the sweat off his brow, "I'm sure I won't say it, but if she knows..."

"If you don't tell me, I won't tell you, how would she know, right?"

"I'm afraid that walls have ears."

Ji Ran is paving the way for him. Later, when Laozi Yue pursues his case, he will have something to say.

"How can there be so many walls with ears? You must have watched too many spy movies." Tong Anbang said disapprovingly, "That's right. I heard people say that you are very good at catching grass carp..."

"Ah, it's alright."

After hearing what he said, Ji Ran basically guessed what Lao Tong wanted to do when he called.

At the same time, it was also deduced that Tong Yuanyuan must have confessed something to her family members... so much so that when the old boy approached him, he would be timid and insignificant.

Once again, I couldn't help but be moved. The future mother-in-law is afraid that it will be difficult for me, so I vaccinated her family in advance to prevent problems before they happen.

Tong Anbang said again, "I heard that you have a bait for grass carp fishing, which is very lethal?"

Ji Ran smiled and said, "The rumors in the rivers and lakes are not true. Fishing is mainly based on luck."

How could Tong Anbang understand Ji Ran's good intentions, "You kid, just pretend to be me, and you can't bear your bait, right?"

"That's not the case. If you want it, there is no such thing as being reluctant." Ji Ran said helplessly.

I said in my heart, old boy, old boy, if you are punished by Yuanyuan, I can only blame you for your poor comprehension ability.

"Happy, you are indeed my good son-in-law." Tong Anbang smiled, "Tomorrow I will arrange for someone to come to you and give me two full packs... I haven't fished for a long time, so I'll catch a few too to exercise my muscles."

"No problem." Ji Ran responded.

"Remember, don't let Yuanyuan know about this." Tong Anbang instructed again.

"I will definitely not tell her." Ji Ran promised.

The Zhunweng and his son-in-law chatted a few more words, then hung up the phone.

Ji Ran looked at Tong Yuanyuan, and said indifferently, "Just two packs of bait, it's not a big deal."

"It's not a big deal. Tomorrow you will give the bait normally." Tong Yuanyuan said calmly, "I..."

She had already figured out what was going on in her mind.

There is no doubt that it was Tong Jie who somehow impresses her father, that's why her father asked Ji Ran for bait with an old face.

Tong Jie, Tong Jie, let's see how I deal with you tomorrow!
This wind must be stopped the first time it appears.

Ji Ran didn't say anything about it.

He really didn't care about two packs of bait, besides, it was the future father-in-law who asked for it.It doesn't matter whether the Tong family comes to bother him or not, in short, they can do what they can, and they can help.

If you can’t do or help, you will definitely refuse.

But Tong Yuanyuan had her own considerations. After all, she was from her family, and Ji Ran respected her approach.

……

In the future, Laozi Yue's phone call was just a small episode and did not cause any impact on the atmosphere. The three of them continued to work.

After finishing the snails, Ji Ran made a special trip to the town and brought back a box of iced Harbin beer.

Tong Yuanyuan will take care of other dishes.

By about six o'clock, several dishes were coming out hot one after another.

The second elder came over on a small electric donkey.

The family cooks happily.

Even if Ji Ran's fried snails are not even remotely connected to the system, they are still excellent.

Especially after it has been left for a while, it becomes even more delicious.

In June, the delicious snails and ice beer are a perfect pairing.

Even Tong Yuanyuan and Wu Lanting, who didn't drink, had a drink.

Eating a few snails and taking a sip of cold beer is really refreshing.

"It's delicious. It's really delicious. I just can't suck it out."

Douhua immediately started grabbing the snails, and I was so happy to eat them that I was annoyed that I couldn't get out the snail meat, so I always had to use a toothpick to pick it out.

"You first suck the back of the snail, suck the snail meat tightly, and then suck the front...and it will come out."

Ji Ran is a professional householder, setting an example for his daughter.

However, this job is easy to say, and it is not difficult to learn, but if you want to be proficient, it will only be tedious.

Practice makes perfect.

After lunch, he ate up seven or eight catties of snails, ate up all the other dishes, and drank all the beer.

Everyone ate to their stomachs.

Douhua caressed her bulging belly, yelling that she didn't eat enough, and she wanted to eat it next time.

……

The second elder returned home with Douhua and Wang Zai who came back on time in the evening.

After tidying up the leisurely house, only Ji Ran and Tong Yuanyuan were left.

This is the world of two people.

The moon is bright and the stars are sparse, and the night is alluring.

"Honey, let's... take a bath."

Tong Yuanyuan stared at him, feeling soft and soft, rubbing her face like water.

"Okay, but let's go wash in the reservoir, shall we?" Ji Ran responded gracefully.

"If you want to go to the reservoir, let's go to the reservoir."

Tong Yuanyuan brought her swimsuit and put it in the house.

She went to the bedroom to change.

When Tingting returned to the living room, as graceful as a Victoria's Secret catwalk, Ji Ran stared straight at her.

I drank some wine at noon and evening, and my sanity was a little affected.

In the next day, even Tong Yuanyuan, who usually got up early, couldn't get up early.

It was around nine o'clock in the morning, and the two of them were still sleeping.

Until someone shouted outside the house.

"Brother-in-law, brother-in-law..."

Ji Ran was disturbed by the shouting and opened his hazy eyes, wondering: Brother-in-law?Who are you calling?Call me?

He opened the curtains and saw a young man standing outside the wooden house. He had the impression that he had seen him in the front yard of Tong's house yesterday and gave him cigarettes.

Tong Yuanyuan introduced him as his cousin, Tong Jie.

It seems that this kid was sent by Comrade Lao Tong to get the bait.

"Xiaojie, wait a minute." Ji Ran responded and put on his clothes and pants.

"It's early in the morning, who is it?" Tong Yuanyuan also woke up.

"Tong Jie."

"This kid really dares to come!" Tong Yuanyuan smiled, "Husband, go and give him the bait, and then I will appear unexpectedly..."

Ji Ran... Nizi, do you want to be so bad?

But if Tong Jie is missing a string in his head, he didn't know if your sister was here, so he ran over recklessly.

It's all right now, I'm about to be caught and revealed.

No wonder me.

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