I asked you to live broadcast the law, but I didn’t ask you to be a prophet.
Chapter 114 A mortal body, comparable to a god 【Please subscribe monthly ticket】
Chapter 114 A mortal body, comparable to a god 【Please subscribe monthly ticket】
"Fei, Master Fei...help me!"
After seeing the news that the Anti-Monopoly Bureau had entered the Antarctic Bird Headquarters, Xu Shu faced the camera, clasped his hands together and begged.
"I'm begging you, Master Fei, hold your hand high and unfollow me!"
"It's not easy for me to plan a show. You have killed all the Antarctic birds, so leave me a way out!"
Xu Shu said loudly with a cry in his voice, and a few tears shed from the corners of his eyes.
The netizens in the live broadcast room gradually felt that something was wrong.
'What do you mean?Phineas killed the Antarctic bird?I just recharged as an annual video member! ! '
'Super Plus enjoy!Antarctic bird is a heinous crime, a good death! '
'That's right, my account on Antarctic Bird's live broadcast often automatically follows some stars I don't know, it's inexplicable! '
'I checked online and found that the State Anti-Monopoly Bureau has settled in Antarctic Bird Corporation, and the video and live broadcast websites currently have no impact. '
'I wipe!So it's not a script?What happened? ? '
'Let me count the number of companies Fei Gega lost... Oh, I can't count, anyway, the next one must be Jingchu Xiangchao! '
……
Xu Shu's live broadcast room has more and more viewers, and the number of fans has increased from 40 to more than 50.
However, he is not in the mood to pay attention to these at the moment.
terror!
too horrible!
He figured it out, why did Jiang Lifei gain 3 million fans in 160 months?
How the hell is this relying on hype?
This is the real "Flying Judge"! !
"Brother Fei, Lord Fei, Lord Magistrate, please, please..." Xu Shu clasped his hands together, closed his eyes and confessed.
"I'm guilty. I shouldn't use your name to make the show popular!"
"I shouldn't have spoken so loudly, and I shouldn't have pretended to be sweating with purified water!"
"I shouldn't be seduced by the little assistant, I want to quit sex!"
"Director Xu——!" the assistant on the side exclaimed, "My boyfriend is watching the live broadcast!"
The barrage in the live broadcast room instantly flashed "recorded screen", "love is a light", "green grassland, my home"...
However, Xu Shu closed his eyes, couldn't see anything, and was still chanting.
"I was wrong, I was really wrong, judge, please unfollow me, let me finish the show safely..."
Jiang Lifei looked at Xu Shu who was rambling on the screen, and recalled his scan results.
This guy will be caught by Park Prostitute in the future, and Park has the wrong gender!
If this person can listen to his own advice and really abstain from sex, then social stability can be maintained and spiritual trauma can be avoided.
The most important thing is that Jiang Lifei is still 2.0 talent points away from system upgrade 9.
"Let's persuade him first, and see if this guy is obedient." Jiang Lifei thought to himself.
He was about to speak when Xu Shu who was opposite him suddenly let out a strange cry.
"I can't take it anymore!!"
Then he immediately hung up the microphone, and Jiang Lifei was the only one left on the live broadcast screen.
In his live broadcast room, fans began to cheer:
'How dare you hang up Fei Ge's Lian Mai?This attention cannot be canceled no matter what! '
'It is suggested that Brother Fei first cancel the level, and then pay attention, repeat this 100 times, let this director Xu experience the top torture! '
"Upstairs, I wouldn't watch the Top Ten Tortures without you as the screenwriter!" '
'Brothers, the latest battle situation!The director Xu who was opposite just now has directly canceled his account!Go and have a look! '
'Not surprisingly, that guy looks a little neurotic and must have a histrionic personality disorder. '
Jiang Lifei frowned when he saw the barrage.
As for it, Director Xu?
Give others 3 talent points, and give yourself a chance, isn't it good?
"Okay!" He clapped his hands and drew the attention of friends in the live broadcast room, "Let's continue telling the story of Zhang San and the eldest sister..."
……
On the other side, Xu Shu was sweating profusely, operating the phone with trembling hands.
He first canceled the Douyin account at the speed of light.
Seeing that his fans had increased from 40 to 51, Xu Shu felt a little tangled up in his heart.
He put a lot of effort into this private account, attracting celebrities to eat, and uploading program highlights.
After operating for nearly a year, it reached 40 fans.
It only took a little over half an hour to chat with Jiang Lifei, and he gained 11 followers. This is all real traffic!
"What the hell, it's important to save your life!" Xu Shu gritted his teeth and clicked to confirm the logout.
Jiang Lifei is so evil!
Antarctic Bird is a giant company with a market value of more than 4 trillion, and it cannot withstand Judge Fei's attention.
Xu Shu, he must not be smashed to pieces!
After canceling the Douyin account, he opened Antarctic Bird Live, Antarctic Bird Video, Zheye.com, Bibo...
Log out one by one!
"Director Xu..." The little assistant stood behind him, staring at him dumbfounded.
"Hush!" Xu Shu raised a finger near his mouth, his eyes filled with frenzy.
The little assistant was so frightened that he shrank his neck and clamped his legs tightly.
"There are gods three feet above our heads, we must be in awe!" Xu Shu said seriously, and then clicked on WeChat.
The little assistant panicked when he saw the familiar black and green on the screen.
"Director Xu, you can't log out of WeChat!" she said loudly.
"I use WeChat to contact you about work now!"
Xu Shu shook his head and said, "Give me a landline in my office and home, and use that to find me in the future."
After speaking, he quickly logged off the WeChat account.
After doing all this, Xu Shu leaned back in his chair and carefully thought about what social accounts he had not canceled.
"Okay, it's completely safe now!" He clenched his fists, feeling like he had defeated the god of death.
"Xiaochun!" He looked at the little assistant and said vigorously.
"This is what I call a mortal body, standing shoulder to shoulder with a god!"
"I have no weakness now! Not to mention Judge Fei, even if the Jade Emperor comes, there is nothing he can do to me!"
"Go and tell Victoria's mother San, I'm going to celebrate in a few days!"
……
Imperial Capital, Parson Valley Villa Area.
Sitting in the bathtub, Yang Miaomiao gently blew off the foam on her shoulders with her mouth, exposing her white and smooth shoulders.
She gently massaged her sore calves with both hands, and then followed the curve of her body all the way up.
"I've crossed mountains and seas, and I've also dated mountains and seas of people..."
The comfort brought by the hot water made her hum a little song.
In front of her, there is a small table horizontally, on which a tablet computer is placed.
Yang Miaomiao clicked on Antarctic Bird Music, ready to listen to the complete song.
"Ding dong~"
A scarf message suddenly popped up on the tablet.
[Xia Guo Anti-Monopoly Bureau settled in Antarctic Bird Head Office]
"Huh?" Yang Miaomiao was stunned for a moment, then clicked on the news and read it carefully.
Something happened to the Antarctic bird?She thought to herself, Xu Shu's program won't be affected, right?
"No, I have to ask! The show doesn't have to be filmed, but the announcement fee can't be refunded!"
Yang Miaomiao opened WeChat, found Xu Shu, and sent him a message:
[Da Miaomiao: Director Xu, I saw something happened to the Antarctic bird. Does it have any effect on our program? ]
After clicking send, a red exclamation point appears next to the message.
[Failed to send, the other party has deleted the account]
"Ah??" Yang Miaomiao sat up straight in the bathtub, and the mole on her chest emerged from the water.
This guy canceled his account?
Or are you having too much fun and losing contact? ?
Yang Miaomiao thought for a while, and dialed the voice call of Xu Shu's little assistant.
The other party answered almost instantly.
The assistant's anxious voice came from the other end: "Hello? Sister Miaomiao! I'm about to contact you!"
"What's wrong with your director Xu?" Yang Miaomiao said half-jokingly.
"Why did you cancel your WeChat account? Do you engage in performance art?"
The little assistant hurriedly apologized: "I'm sorry, Miss Miaomiao, Director Xu said that he will live a retro life recently, and will only use landlines from now on..."
"Tch!" Yang Miaomiao interrupted, "You failed to reboot, so you started playing online again, right?"
"You tell Director Xu, Zhenjie.com, you have to cancel his 40-fan baby Douyin account to be considered a real ring!"
There was silence on the other end of the phone.
"Yes, Miss Miaomiao, you are right..." the little assistant said in a low voice, "but he has indeed canceled Douyin..."
"Ah??" Yang Miaomiao was startled.
That account was managed by Xu Shu painstakingly, and she was invited to shoot a few short videos with him.
"Why? What stimulated him?" Yang Miaomiao asked.
"Eh... this is a long story, wait until we meet next week, sister Miaomiao, please talk to him in detail..."
"Next week?" Yang Miaomiao asked doubtfully, "Will the program go on normally next week?"
"Well, I haven't received any notice yet." The little assistant said, "Now the head office is under investigation, and it shouldn't have much to do with the video website and live broadcast platform."
Yang Miaomiao let out a long breath: "Okay, that's good, remember to arrange me to be interviewed by Jiang Lifei's group!"
"Okay, it's been arranged, Miss Miaomiao!"
Yang Miaomiao hung up the phone with satisfaction, leaned in the bathtub, closed her eyes, and enjoyed the comfort brought by the hot water.
Thinking back on Jiang Lifei's appearance, she couldn't help but began to gently caress her two plump thighs.
"Little milk dog, not bad." Yang Miaomiao whispered, "He also said that he is an old movie fan of mine...Little villain~"
Wait until next week!My sister will take you to experience the technology of 4D movies!
On Yang Miaomiao's pretty, foxy face, there was a smile of an old hunter.
Thanks to [Wandering in the Smoke DC] for giving me a monthly ticket!
Thank you [Dugu Wuming] for your 2 monthly votes!
Thank you [book friend 161215164647095] for your 2 monthly votes!
Thank you [Zhihuzhezhiyiyanzai] for a monthly ticket!
Thanks to [God of War i] [reader 1672118188240359424] [book friend 2023022419_ec] [lovekurumi] for the large number of recommendation votes!
[Monthly ticket addition progress: 93/100]
(End of this chapter)
"Fei, Master Fei...help me!"
After seeing the news that the Anti-Monopoly Bureau had entered the Antarctic Bird Headquarters, Xu Shu faced the camera, clasped his hands together and begged.
"I'm begging you, Master Fei, hold your hand high and unfollow me!"
"It's not easy for me to plan a show. You have killed all the Antarctic birds, so leave me a way out!"
Xu Shu said loudly with a cry in his voice, and a few tears shed from the corners of his eyes.
The netizens in the live broadcast room gradually felt that something was wrong.
'What do you mean?Phineas killed the Antarctic bird?I just recharged as an annual video member! ! '
'Super Plus enjoy!Antarctic bird is a heinous crime, a good death! '
'That's right, my account on Antarctic Bird's live broadcast often automatically follows some stars I don't know, it's inexplicable! '
'I checked online and found that the State Anti-Monopoly Bureau has settled in Antarctic Bird Corporation, and the video and live broadcast websites currently have no impact. '
'I wipe!So it's not a script?What happened? ? '
'Let me count the number of companies Fei Gega lost... Oh, I can't count, anyway, the next one must be Jingchu Xiangchao! '
……
Xu Shu's live broadcast room has more and more viewers, and the number of fans has increased from 40 to more than 50.
However, he is not in the mood to pay attention to these at the moment.
terror!
too horrible!
He figured it out, why did Jiang Lifei gain 3 million fans in 160 months?
How the hell is this relying on hype?
This is the real "Flying Judge"! !
"Brother Fei, Lord Fei, Lord Magistrate, please, please..." Xu Shu clasped his hands together, closed his eyes and confessed.
"I'm guilty. I shouldn't use your name to make the show popular!"
"I shouldn't have spoken so loudly, and I shouldn't have pretended to be sweating with purified water!"
"I shouldn't be seduced by the little assistant, I want to quit sex!"
"Director Xu——!" the assistant on the side exclaimed, "My boyfriend is watching the live broadcast!"
The barrage in the live broadcast room instantly flashed "recorded screen", "love is a light", "green grassland, my home"...
However, Xu Shu closed his eyes, couldn't see anything, and was still chanting.
"I was wrong, I was really wrong, judge, please unfollow me, let me finish the show safely..."
Jiang Lifei looked at Xu Shu who was rambling on the screen, and recalled his scan results.
This guy will be caught by Park Prostitute in the future, and Park has the wrong gender!
If this person can listen to his own advice and really abstain from sex, then social stability can be maintained and spiritual trauma can be avoided.
The most important thing is that Jiang Lifei is still 2.0 talent points away from system upgrade 9.
"Let's persuade him first, and see if this guy is obedient." Jiang Lifei thought to himself.
He was about to speak when Xu Shu who was opposite him suddenly let out a strange cry.
"I can't take it anymore!!"
Then he immediately hung up the microphone, and Jiang Lifei was the only one left on the live broadcast screen.
In his live broadcast room, fans began to cheer:
'How dare you hang up Fei Ge's Lian Mai?This attention cannot be canceled no matter what! '
'It is suggested that Brother Fei first cancel the level, and then pay attention, repeat this 100 times, let this director Xu experience the top torture! '
"Upstairs, I wouldn't watch the Top Ten Tortures without you as the screenwriter!" '
'Brothers, the latest battle situation!The director Xu who was opposite just now has directly canceled his account!Go and have a look! '
'Not surprisingly, that guy looks a little neurotic and must have a histrionic personality disorder. '
Jiang Lifei frowned when he saw the barrage.
As for it, Director Xu?
Give others 3 talent points, and give yourself a chance, isn't it good?
"Okay!" He clapped his hands and drew the attention of friends in the live broadcast room, "Let's continue telling the story of Zhang San and the eldest sister..."
……
On the other side, Xu Shu was sweating profusely, operating the phone with trembling hands.
He first canceled the Douyin account at the speed of light.
Seeing that his fans had increased from 40 to 51, Xu Shu felt a little tangled up in his heart.
He put a lot of effort into this private account, attracting celebrities to eat, and uploading program highlights.
After operating for nearly a year, it reached 40 fans.
It only took a little over half an hour to chat with Jiang Lifei, and he gained 11 followers. This is all real traffic!
"What the hell, it's important to save your life!" Xu Shu gritted his teeth and clicked to confirm the logout.
Jiang Lifei is so evil!
Antarctic Bird is a giant company with a market value of more than 4 trillion, and it cannot withstand Judge Fei's attention.
Xu Shu, he must not be smashed to pieces!
After canceling the Douyin account, he opened Antarctic Bird Live, Antarctic Bird Video, Zheye.com, Bibo...
Log out one by one!
"Director Xu..." The little assistant stood behind him, staring at him dumbfounded.
"Hush!" Xu Shu raised a finger near his mouth, his eyes filled with frenzy.
The little assistant was so frightened that he shrank his neck and clamped his legs tightly.
"There are gods three feet above our heads, we must be in awe!" Xu Shu said seriously, and then clicked on WeChat.
The little assistant panicked when he saw the familiar black and green on the screen.
"Director Xu, you can't log out of WeChat!" she said loudly.
"I use WeChat to contact you about work now!"
Xu Shu shook his head and said, "Give me a landline in my office and home, and use that to find me in the future."
After speaking, he quickly logged off the WeChat account.
After doing all this, Xu Shu leaned back in his chair and carefully thought about what social accounts he had not canceled.
"Okay, it's completely safe now!" He clenched his fists, feeling like he had defeated the god of death.
"Xiaochun!" He looked at the little assistant and said vigorously.
"This is what I call a mortal body, standing shoulder to shoulder with a god!"
"I have no weakness now! Not to mention Judge Fei, even if the Jade Emperor comes, there is nothing he can do to me!"
"Go and tell Victoria's mother San, I'm going to celebrate in a few days!"
……
Imperial Capital, Parson Valley Villa Area.
Sitting in the bathtub, Yang Miaomiao gently blew off the foam on her shoulders with her mouth, exposing her white and smooth shoulders.
She gently massaged her sore calves with both hands, and then followed the curve of her body all the way up.
"I've crossed mountains and seas, and I've also dated mountains and seas of people..."
The comfort brought by the hot water made her hum a little song.
In front of her, there is a small table horizontally, on which a tablet computer is placed.
Yang Miaomiao clicked on Antarctic Bird Music, ready to listen to the complete song.
"Ding dong~"
A scarf message suddenly popped up on the tablet.
[Xia Guo Anti-Monopoly Bureau settled in Antarctic Bird Head Office]
"Huh?" Yang Miaomiao was stunned for a moment, then clicked on the news and read it carefully.
Something happened to the Antarctic bird?She thought to herself, Xu Shu's program won't be affected, right?
"No, I have to ask! The show doesn't have to be filmed, but the announcement fee can't be refunded!"
Yang Miaomiao opened WeChat, found Xu Shu, and sent him a message:
[Da Miaomiao: Director Xu, I saw something happened to the Antarctic bird. Does it have any effect on our program? ]
After clicking send, a red exclamation point appears next to the message.
[Failed to send, the other party has deleted the account]
"Ah??" Yang Miaomiao sat up straight in the bathtub, and the mole on her chest emerged from the water.
This guy canceled his account?
Or are you having too much fun and losing contact? ?
Yang Miaomiao thought for a while, and dialed the voice call of Xu Shu's little assistant.
The other party answered almost instantly.
The assistant's anxious voice came from the other end: "Hello? Sister Miaomiao! I'm about to contact you!"
"What's wrong with your director Xu?" Yang Miaomiao said half-jokingly.
"Why did you cancel your WeChat account? Do you engage in performance art?"
The little assistant hurriedly apologized: "I'm sorry, Miss Miaomiao, Director Xu said that he will live a retro life recently, and will only use landlines from now on..."
"Tch!" Yang Miaomiao interrupted, "You failed to reboot, so you started playing online again, right?"
"You tell Director Xu, Zhenjie.com, you have to cancel his 40-fan baby Douyin account to be considered a real ring!"
There was silence on the other end of the phone.
"Yes, Miss Miaomiao, you are right..." the little assistant said in a low voice, "but he has indeed canceled Douyin..."
"Ah??" Yang Miaomiao was startled.
That account was managed by Xu Shu painstakingly, and she was invited to shoot a few short videos with him.
"Why? What stimulated him?" Yang Miaomiao asked.
"Eh... this is a long story, wait until we meet next week, sister Miaomiao, please talk to him in detail..."
"Next week?" Yang Miaomiao asked doubtfully, "Will the program go on normally next week?"
"Well, I haven't received any notice yet." The little assistant said, "Now the head office is under investigation, and it shouldn't have much to do with the video website and live broadcast platform."
Yang Miaomiao let out a long breath: "Okay, that's good, remember to arrange me to be interviewed by Jiang Lifei's group!"
"Okay, it's been arranged, Miss Miaomiao!"
Yang Miaomiao hung up the phone with satisfaction, leaned in the bathtub, closed her eyes, and enjoyed the comfort brought by the hot water.
Thinking back on Jiang Lifei's appearance, she couldn't help but began to gently caress her two plump thighs.
"Little milk dog, not bad." Yang Miaomiao whispered, "He also said that he is an old movie fan of mine...Little villain~"
Wait until next week!My sister will take you to experience the technology of 4D movies!
On Yang Miaomiao's pretty, foxy face, there was a smile of an old hunter.
Thanks to [Wandering in the Smoke DC] for giving me a monthly ticket!
Thank you [Dugu Wuming] for your 2 monthly votes!
Thank you [book friend 161215164647095] for your 2 monthly votes!
Thank you [Zhihuzhezhiyiyanzai] for a monthly ticket!
Thanks to [God of War i] [reader 1672118188240359424] [book friend 2023022419_ec] [lovekurumi] for the large number of recommendation votes!
[Monthly ticket addition progress: 93/100]
(End of this chapter)
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