I asked you to live broadcast the law, but I didn’t ask you to be a prophet.

Chapter 228 Congratulations to Li Junxi for winning the Darwin Evolution Award! 【1 update】Please give me a monthly ticket
"mua—!"

Li Junxi turned around and blew a kiss to the frightened crowd.

"Xiba people! Give me a good look!"

He turned around and stood on the edge of the strange rock at his feet, with his legs together and his eyes fixed on a large rock more than 1 meter below.

"One! Two! Three——! Uh-huh?"

Just when Li Junxi was about to take off, the howling mountain wind blew past him, causing his short-sleeved jumper to bulge.

Driven by this force, he staggered two steps to the right, his feet gave way, and he fell heavily on the strange rocks.

The crowd exclaimed:
"Ah——! Mom, I can't bear to watch!"

"Ouch! This young man! Wocao!"

"It's very windy today, young man, don't be impulsive! If you have anything to do, go to the Public Security Bureau and report it!"

"Forget it, forget it! It's hard to persuade a damn ghost with words, let alone a Xiba ghost!"

……

Li Junxi lay on the strange rock, his heart beating wildly.

Fortunately, there was a strong wind before taking off. If I had already jumped and my coat was picked up by the wind in mid-air...

That would probably turn into a "rapid descent" from the cliff, and we'd see you halfway up the mountain!
In a daze, he recalled the downhill competition held by the "Five Motorcycle Heroes" at Snake Mountain.

The female rider Xiao Wei just rushed out of the guardrail and dropped more than 10 meters in 300 seconds, losing her head.

"Axi..." Li Junxi stood up slowly and patted the dust on his body.

He looked back at the crowd behind the chain-link fence. Everyone was now standing still, no longer climbing the mountain, watching him nervously.

Some were urging him to come back quickly, while others were looking at him as if he were a fool.

More people were holding their mobile phones, shouting at him to go back, and capturing the entire situation on camera.

"Go back?" Li Junxi spat at the crowd, then took off his coat and threw it off the cliff.

"Even if I die! Even if I jump from here, I can't go back!"

After saying that, he felt a sudden surge in his heart, took advantage of the moment when the wind became weaker, gritted his teeth, and jumped down.

"Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!" Li Junxi drew an arc in the air and let out a shrill scream.

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" onlookers screaming.

Li Junxi's movements in the air seemed to be slowed down at this time.

He waved his arms like a drowning man trying to hold on to something for support.

However, this also caused him to lose his balance in the air, and his whole body changed from an upright state to a prone state.

Just 2 seconds, in everyone's eyes, seems to be as long as 2 hours.

Just hear the "pop"!
Li Junxi's whole body was like a piece of dough, face down and slapped hard on the big rock below.

Wow! !There was a commotion from the crowd.

I saw Li Junxi lying on the stone for about three or four seconds, and then he slowly got up and took a few deep breaths.

Stimulate!So exciting!It’s more exciting than downhill motorcycle racing! !
"Yes!" He punched the air.

Then he turned to the crowd, pumping his fists and roaring: "Yeah! Yeah! Yeah! Yeah...huh?"

Why is it a little leaky when you speak?
Li Junxi suddenly felt something cool on his front teeth, and "yes" was also said as "yes".

He touched his front teeth: "Ouch! Where are my teeth?"

At this time, the crowd standing by the fence burst into laughter.

"This young man knocked out his front tooth! His mouth was full of blood!"

"I'm sorry, I really can't hold it in! My merit has been reduced by 1!"

"Just smile! Go to the Xuantian Emperor Temple to worship later, and your merits will be restored!"

……

Li Junxi quickly turned around and turned his back to the crowd.

Damn it, how can any male protagonist be toothless?
He tried to make his back look upright and slightly stooped, trying to create a sense of sadness as a "lonely tough guy".

At the same time, his eyes kept moving between the large rocks under his feet, preparing to choose the next place to stay.

After a brief burst of laughter, the crowd of onlookers once again began to call for Li Junxi to turn back quickly.

"No need for timid Xiba!" Li Junxi raised his right hand and waved with his back to the crowd, "I'm going -!"

After saying that, his legs were slightly bent and he was ready to take off. When the wind subsided, it would be time to take off!

"Three! Two! Woo!"

Before the countdown was over, Li Junxi's whole body suddenly shook.

Then his arms were raised stiffly, and his bent legs seemed to be frozen.Like a sculpture, Li Junxi fell hard to the side and fell hard on the big rock.

Immediately afterwards, his body began to twitch violently, and his stiff arms were raised above his head, swinging wildly with his body like two antennas.

"Witch! What's going on??"

"Ah——!! Call the police, call the police!"

"Already reported! The police car is blocked at the entrance of the scenic spot and can't get in!!"

"What's going on with this guy? Is he scared out of his wits or is he horny?"

……

"what--!!"

In the monitoring room of Xuanyun Cultural Hotel, Ming Meimei was so frightened that she screamed when she saw this scene on the monitoring screen.

She covered her eyes with her hands, then opened a small crack and peeked at the screen.

"Brother Fei...what's going on with this little stick?" Hai Dafu looked confused.

I thought that Xiao Xiba would definitely break his leg if he committed suicide!
Unexpectedly, things developed in an unforeseen direction.

Why did this kid start twitching halfway through his jump? ?
Jiang Lifei stared at the monitoring screen and sighed in his heart. It turns out that this is what the system said about "turning into a vegetative state"...

In Li Junxi’s in-depth reminder, there is an injury assessment report:
[Cause of injury: Hit on the head by a hard object, causing an open wound, severe brain bleeding, leading to brain death. 】

[After investigation, the hard objects were: small rocks fallen from the mountain. 】

There is relatively little vegetation in the strange rock area and there is no restriction by plant roots. Some rocks often fall from the mountain outside the guardrail.

In addition, the wind was relatively strong today, and maybe in addition to the one that hit Li Junxi, there were many small stones that were difficult to detect with the naked eye, and dozens of them had already flown past him.

Under the influence of gravity acceleration, a stone as small as a fingernail may cause great harm to the human body.

There are many "methods" for people who want to die, but Xuanyunshan has prepared the most suitable one for Li Junxi!

"I don't know!" Jiang Lifei answered Hai Dafu's question directly.

Before the results of the on-site inspection came out, he couldn't say that an informant told him that Li Junxi was hit by rocks and turned into a vegetative state.

"But what is certain is that Li Junxi deserves an award!" Jiang Lifei continued.

Sister Zou, Ming Meimei, Hai Dafu, as well as Gu Xinping, Li Xiaxia and others present all looked at him curiously.

"The Darwin Evolution Award must be given to him!" Jiang Lifei shook his head.

"Through the arduous act of seeking death, Li Junxi successfully prevented his stupid genes from being spread again! He deserves a reward!"

……

After seeing Li Junxi climbing over the fence on the surveillance camera, Deng Xuebing rushed to the scene with his staff.

"Hurry, hurry, hurry!" Deng Xuebing shouted to the staff behind him as he ran.

"Be careful not to speak too fiercely later! Try to persuade that evil pen to come back!"

At this time, several tourists coming up from the strange rock area saw this group of scenic area staff wearing work clothes and safety helmets, and shouted loudly: "Don't worry! That fool is quite honest now, and he is right where he is!" "

"Ah?" Deng Xuebing didn't quite understand, but he didn't have time to ask any more questions, so he led everyone to the strange rock area.

"Sorry! Give up! Give up! We are from the scenic area!" They shouted as they approached the area where Li Junxi climbed over the fence.

People passing by them all advised: "Don't worry, it's okay. The kid is very peaceful now."

The more Deng Xuebing listened, the more confused he became, until the figure of Li Junxi appeared in his sight.

I saw him lying on a big rock outside the fence, his hands stiffly raised above his head, and he was twitching from time to time.

"Witch..." Deng Xuebing was stunned.

He had seen this scene before when he was very young.

At that time, Xuanyun Mountain had not yet been developed, and there were no guardrails in the so-called "strange rock area." Some villagers' free-range goats would wander here.

The last time he saw this scene of him lying frozen on the ground twitching was when a goat was hit in the head by a small falling rock on the mountain...

Villagers at the time joked that the goat had been "shot on the head."

I just didn't expect that in today's world where protective measures are so safe, someone could be "headshot" in this way...

Suddenly, Deng Xuebing shuddered. What did Jiang Lifei say at that time...?
"Wear your helmet!" He turned around and said slowly to his men.

"Let's go collect the heads!"

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