Chapter 1: Dung is the hunter

10, 9, 8, 7...

When the health bar of the World-Destroying Black Dragon Ogrila reached single digits, the number of viewers in the live broadcast room surged, from the usual few hundred to [-] in an instant. Everyone was counting down, and the barrage frantically refreshed the screen, completely watching Not sure.

[Congratulations to the player "Dung Hunter" for winning the first kill of the world boss, the world-destroying black dragon Ogrila! 】

"That's it."

When the server announcement popped up, Chen Chi pressed the action shortcut key, and the elf archer in the initial suit danced with cheerful footsteps, and the black dragon that fell like a mountain became his background board, and the most conspicuous thing in the picture was the bow and arrow LV1 on hand.

Not only the live broadcast room was having a carnival, but the public channel of the game was also swamped with celebratory sounds like mountains and tsunami. Thousands of player-controlled characters were running or flying, approaching the dead volcano.

It's a pity that Chen Chi couldn't see the grand celebration party behind him. With the piercing sound effect, a warning popped up on the screen.

[Due to game cheating, your account will be temporarily frozen, please log in to the official website security center to apply for unfreezing. 】

After clicking OK, the game pops up automatically and returns to the login window.

"You are so petty." Chen Chi smiled and clicked to uninstall, "If you have time, I suggest you fix the bugs caused by too many players."

His mission is accomplished, and the rest is left to the judgment of the audience.

Dung work, also known as scum work, means "shit-like" works. Generally, it is an antonym with god work. It is mainly used to evaluate some animations and games that are poorly produced and cause bad reactions.

Chen Chi is a game anchor and video author. His job is to search for dung games that have been criticized by players, and then pass the level live. Killer", and "Magic Sword" is a standard dung game that is currently being tackled.

This is a tepid role-playing online game. Some time ago, a world BOSS was updated, so that the super monster black dragon in the background story swallowed the magic sword and turned into a world-destroying black dragon.

There is no problem here, repeated use of monster resources is also the norm in online games, the problem is that the data of this world-destroying black dragon is too exaggerated, the current highest player level is 100, this dragon directly came to level 999, and every attribute is 9999 , You don’t need to try to know that you will definitely not be able to fight.

However, it is impossible to plan a monster that cannot be defeated. At the same time, a crusade mission was updated. To kill the World-Destroying Black Dragon, you must create a special World-Destroying Spear and pierce it into the black dragon, weakening its level and attributes to 150. level, you can fight like this.

The problem lies in this spear of annihilation. In addition to the complicated synthesis process and expensive materials, it also needs a limited item, which must be obtained through consumption rankings. Let alone ordinary players, even Krypton is angry Well, being willing to krypton gold doesn’t mean you’re willing to be pushed to krypton gold. You really treat players like electronic fighting crickets, right?

Among them, the leader of the Guild Alliance, ranked first in the entire server, happened to be a fan of his. He found Chen Chi through a private message and asked him to find a way to counterattack the malicious extortion of krypton planned by him, so this big operation was born.

Chen Chi's hunting plan is to use a new level 1 account to kill the World-Destroying Black Dragon, using the simplest and most straightforward way to humiliate the game planner's IQ.

The whole plan is very simple. The first guild alliance sent a trumpet to surround the world boss scene, and let him wander inside for half a month, and finally found a point where the air wall bug could be stuck. Through model collision, the elf archer Stuck in the sky, use the initial skill to charge and shoot to achieve the effect of super-range without injury.

Faced with the black dragon's super high defense and blood volume, Chen Chi adopted the poisoning tactic, using the game's minimum damage mechanism of 1 to continuously poison the black dragon, always keeping it at the highest level of dots, jumping 1 wildly across the screen, The courier obtained from the sign-in rewards kept delivering supplies back and forth, and then set up an automatic cycle script, and shot like this all night, grinding to death the LV999 Black Dragon with a blood volume of up to 100 million.

"Some game manufacturers are really shameless. I advise you to first understand the concept of serving players and making games. If you want to make money without laying a good foundation, do you really think that all players are living leeks? Okay, today's live broadcast That's it. Check the notification whether it will be broadcast tonight. Remember the slogan of our live broadcast room is 'The difficulty of hell is only this, it will be very easy next time', bye."

Chen Chi turned off the computer, put on his backpack and went out, bought a cup of coffee and drank it on the way.

Hunting and killing dung is just a sideline job. Before the live broadcast became popular, the income was very low, and it was not enough to maintain food and clothing. His job is a librarian. Thanks to this leisurely and stable job, he has energy and money Do what you like, don't need to be bound by various trivial matters.

After a brief busy morning, there was nothing to do in the afternoon, so Chen Chi lay down on the table to catch up on sleep, and slept until the end of get off work time.

He simply cleared the table and prepared to close the door and go home.

I fought fiercely last night, so I won’t broadcast it today. Take a break. Only by ensuring your health can you have the energy to taste more feces. Haste makes waste.

Just as he was about to turn off the computer, a familiar figure stepped across the threshold and greeted with a smile.

"I'm here to return the book. I'm busy today, so I'm late. Do you mind waiting two minutes longer? I'm off the day after tomorrow. I can treat you to a big meal as a reward for your previous help."

Her name is Ning Wan, and she works at a research institute in a nearby suburb. She is a frequent visitor to the public library. She usually sits in the corner of the hall and reads books when she is not busy, but she is not as serious and old-fashioned as the stereotype of a researcher.

Ning Wan wears different styles every day. Today is a light green pullover sweater and wide-leg jeans, paired with a pair of classic canvas shoes and a casual backpack. Her dark brown wavy long hair is casually draped over her shoulders, like The college students who have just come out of the school gate are full of youthful vitality.

The previous librarian also knew her, but they had no interaction with each other. She just knew about this person. After Chen Chi took office, she took the initiative to come over and say hello. Sometimes she would ask him to recommend some unpopular books that were difficult to find outside, probably I think there are more topics to talk about among people of the same age.

"It's only 2 minutes, it's okay." Chen Chi waved his hand and said, "I can't help you much, so there's no need to invite you to dinner."

Ning Wan blinked and made an innocent expression: "But the unit issued two buffet coupons, and they will expire if you don't go this weekend."

"That's it."

After pondering for a while, Chen Chi said, "Then I'll sell it for you. My neighbor is a recycler. Every time the library distributes too much grain and oil, he will ask me to buy it. The price is very fair."

"……No thanks."

Ning Wan made a lot of assumptions, but she never thought it would be this kind of development.

She smiled awkwardly, took out the returned books from her handbag and put them on the table: "I'd better go eat with my colleagues."

Chen Chi immediately questioned: "Doesn't the unit give meal coupons to your colleagues?"

"The benefits of each department are different." A black line appeared on Ning Wan's head.

"Oh, I'm really happy for your colleague, one person gets two benefits."

"Well...then I thank you for her."

Chen Chi dutifully checked the integrity of the books, then returned them in the lending system, put the books back where they were, and waved to the guests who were stunned.

"Okay, I'm going to close the door and get off work, let's go back quickly."

"Okay, see you tomorrow then."

After walking out of the library, Ning Wan took out her mobile phone, opened the thousands-person group called "Dung Pond Butterfly Swimming Lovers", found the owner of the group called "Next time it's very simple" from the list, and sent a message called The installation package of "Apostle Game", with a message attached.

"Would you like to try this? The ultimate fecal work that is rare in a hundred years. The difficulty is beyond imagination. Personally evaluate it as candy in feces. It has a unique flavor and has to be tasted. Five stars!"

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(End of this chapter)

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