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Chapter 108 Fun Things

Chapter 108 Fun Things
Fusu spread Shihuang's suggestion and his own thoughts to the sky.

Wuyou saw it.

She immediately extended two thumbs up and gave it a big thumbs up.

"As expected of Zulong Da, our Majesty the First Emperor is really wise, his wife is really amazing, she is indeed my favorite Zu Long, I give you a big compliment, Zu Long is great, we love you You, give me another one."

The corners of the First Emperor's mouth rose involuntarily.

Being praised by a fairy is really refreshing.

And he could feel the fairy's preference for him, as well as her sincere liking.

This preference made the fairy very enthusiastic every time she mentioned him, and the enthusiasm was beyond expectation, which made him a little bit intolerable.

If his mood wasn't really stable, he might have drifted off now.

When Shi Huang was happy, many people got angry.

Liu Che was jealous to death.

"What's the matter with the fairy? I thought about it too, but I didn't type it up. Why did I only give Bao Qin a thumbs up?"

Li Shimin is also jealous.

He touched his face and asked Empress Changsun: "Mr. Guanyin, am I not so embarrassed that people can't bear to look at me?"

Empress Changsun smiled and said: "Although Erlang is middle-aged, he is still handsome and handsome. He is more mature and more lovable than the younger Xiaolangjun."

Li Shimin nodded in satisfaction, but then frowned again: "I'm not bad in looks, why does the fairy only prefer Shihuang?"

Empress Changsun:  …

What can she say?

Li Shimin could only coax him like this, otherwise, he would make a scene.

"The Fairy probably thinks that the First Emperor has no queen and has been abandoned by his parents. Even his children are mostly useless. He is alone and really pitiful. Fairy, I will take care of him. Erlang and I have children. They are not like the First Emperor." Loneliness…”

What Li Shimin said was extremely comfortable.

"That's true, I won't compete with him for the fairy's favor."

After thinking about it, he said, "After all, I have a wife, but he doesn't."

The emperors of the Song Dynasty were sighing.

Obviously Qin has the reputation of tyrannizing Qin, but the fairy still prefers him so much.

Even if they are a little cowardly in Song Dynasty, they are good to the people. The people living in the Song Dynasty are much better than those in the Qin Dynasty. Why does the fairy still dislike them so much?

The emperors of the Song Dynasty were worried. They ate half a bowl of rice every day.

In the Ming Dynasty, Zhu Yuanzhang said angrily: "What's the matter? It's not embarrassing to win Zheng's old face."

Then, he asked Zhu Biao: "Biao'er, what does Mumada mean?"

Zhu Biao: ...

What could he say?Who will tell him.

Many women under the sky laughed at this moment.

They all relax.

Mr. Fusu's words saved them.

Just now, they were really worried, for fear that those in power would choose everyone to fall into the abyss together.

Time and space in the Red Chamber
Tanchun smiled.

She looked at Yingchun: "Second Sister, I am really happy today. The fairy's words really made me come to my senses. I should understand this. Why don't we write a few poems to record such a grand event."

Yingchun was in a dilemma: "I've never been good at writing poetry."

Tanchun waved his hand: "Then what's the matter, we are not great talents, even if we don't write well, who can make fun of us?"

Wuyou praised the First Emperor greatly, and he looked more relaxed.

"We talked about life and death, and the fertility policy for future generations. Next, let's talk about something interesting."

"what is it then?"

"Yes, we just talked about life, now let's talk about death and those interesting funeral events."

"Where to begin?"

Feel free to think.

Many people got involved.

Liu Che: Starting from ancient times.

Princess Taiping: I don't know how my parents' mausoleum is?

Zhu Houzhao: What’s fun about funerals?

This one just wanted to play.

"After a while, everyone will know whether it's fun or not. Okay, let's start now."

Wuyou leaned on the back of the chair, and the whole person was particularly relaxed: "First of all, answer the question of Princess Taiping, Tang Gaozong and Emperor Wu have never been stolen, and when I have time, I will tell you about this deed. Heaven's lucky tomb of the emperor."

Princess Taiping breathed a sigh of relief.

Fortunately, fortunately, her parents' tomb is intact.

She didn't ask any more questions.

But someone is going to ask.

Liu Che: "Please tell me more, Fairy, why the tombs of these two people were not stolen. Is there any mechanism in the tombs?"

The First Emperor also stared at the sky.

He actually wanted to know too, but he was not as impatient as Liu Che, who asked so directly.

Li Shimin is also very concerned about this.

He knew that his tomb had been stolen, and he had been trying to figure out how to prevent it from being stolen. Now that he heard that there was still an emperor's tomb in the Tang Dynasty, there was nothing wrong with it, so he had to ask about it.

As soon as he asked, many more people came to ask.

Wuyou was helpless: "Why do you keep talking more and more? We need to start talking about it. When can we finish talking about it? Okay, let's not talk about it today. Let's wait for a special issue to talk about Tang Gaozong's things someday."

Seeing that Wuyou was determined not to tell anything, everyone didn't dare to ask any more questions and could only calm down and listen to her talk about the funny things about funerals.

"We started to practice burial a long time ago, and there are naturally many stories about burial, but most people in later generations no longer use burial, and start to use cremation."

"Every place has a special place for funerals. When someone dies, they will be sent there to be cremated. After the ashes are burned, they will be buried in a box. In this way, it is environmentally friendly and takes up less space."

"Everyone knows that there are 14 billion people in the future. There are too many people. It is really difficult to find a mausoleum. Even if you want to be cremated, you have to spend a lot of money to buy a cemetery. Then, a country put forward some ideas, saying that cremation is still It’s not environmentally friendly, after all, the smoke and dust produced when cremating people also has an impact on the environment.”

Under the sky, many people were terrified.

"It's all burned to ashes, what else? Don't even leave ashes? People in later generations are really cruel. They want to cut off their children and grandchildren, and they want to be smashed to pieces, really..."

"How dare they."

"Then what else to do?"

Wuyou smiled: "There is a country that proposes water burial, what kind of burial method is this?"

"That is to put the body in a special bag, put it into a container containing 95% pressurized water and the rest is lye, and then boil it in 160-degree water at high temperature. In a flameless process, the hot water and The lye will dissolve the body's fat and tissue within four hours, leaving only the bones, which will then be crushed and put into boxes to be given to relatives and friends."

"People say that this method is more environmentally friendly than cremation, and it will not pollute the air. We did a public opinion survey, but most people can't accept it. After explaining it, more than 20.00% of people said they would choose this method. "

"And this approach is already catching on in some countries."

Wuyou said it with a smile, but the listeners couldn't laugh.

"God, it's not enough to burn it, it has to be cooked..."

"My dear, I'm so scared that I don't want to go to the afterlife anymore."

"Will that hurt?"

"What happens to the ghost after it's cooked?"

Wuyou's words are not over: "Then, this matter spread to our Huaxia, and we Huaxia people started all kinds of stalks and jokes. For example, some people said that we should add some cumin and seasoning when cooking, Others say remember to add onion and ginger, otherwise the flavor will not be absorbed, and some even ask whether it needs to be marinated for a period of time before cooking."

The ancient people finally saw the modern people's attitude towards life and death.

That means it doesn't matter, just play, you can play while alive, you can play even after you're dead.

"How can future generations be so open-minded?"

Zhu Houzhao became excited when he heard it: "It's really fun, it's so fun, can the fairy let us have a look?"

(End of this chapter)

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