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Chapter 155 His poem is dirty

"After Li Bai returned the gold, he began to search for immortals and Taoism. During this period, he met Du Fu. The two were 11 years apart, but they had the same ideals and similar interests. They talked about poetry and essays together. It was really fun."

"After the separation, Du Fu, a little fanboy, often read Li Bai, often wrote letters to Li Bai, and wrote poems. Du Fu loved Li Bai deeply and wrote many poems. When spring came, he missed Li Bai and wrote poems. When autumn came, he missed Li Bai. , write poetry, dream about Li Bai, write poetry, send friends to retreat, think of being separated from Li Bai, feel sad, write poetry."

"I have been separated from Li Bai for two years. I miss him and write poems. I go to other people's homes and think of Li Bai and write poems. When I go out to play, I think of Li Bai and write poems. I haven't seen Li Bai for a long time. I write poems and I miss Li Bai when I'm drunk. , write poetry. Winter is here, I miss Li Bai, write poetry..."

"Du Fu wrote so many poems to Li Bai, but Li Bai didn't reply much. Some people said that Li Bai didn't have deep feelings for Du Fu. In fact, it can't be calculated that way. At that time, Li Bai was looking for immortals and had no fixed place to live. It was very likely that he would accept them. Without Du Fu's letter, it is possible that he wrote poems that were not handed down..."

"Li Bai wandered around like this until the Anshi Rebellion. At that time, Li Bai was full of contradictions. On the one hand, he wanted to live in seclusion, and on the other hand, he wanted to help the world. When King Yong approached him, he became an official of King Yong. He helped King Yong with the intention of saving the world and the people, but it was a pity that he was really unlucky. He was defeated soon after, and Li Bai was arrested and imprisoned..."

"Although Li Bai was rescued, when Shi Si rebelled, Li Bai was implicated and exiled Yelang. It was not until the imperial court granted amnesty to the world due to the severe drought in Guanzhong that Li Bai was finally free. On his way back, he wrote "Early Hair" Baidicheng, this poem best reflects his mood at that time. The apes on both sides of the strait could not stop crying, and the boat had passed the Ten Thousand Mountains. It can be seen that he was able to be free and return to his hometown, and how excited and happy he was. "

"In the third year of the Yuan Dynasty, that is, 762 AD, Li Bai died at the age of 62."

"There are three theories about Li Bai's death. One is that he died of drunkenness, the other is that he died of illness, and the third is that he died of drowning. People's love for Li Bai has never stopped since ancient times, and Li Bai's poems are full of They are all romantic and full of endless imagination. Later generations have a saying that Li Bai seems to have always been a boy. Because of the romantic feelings in his poems, people also gave his death a romantic color. It is said in later generations that Li Bai died fishing for the moon. Although there is no evidence for this statement, we would rather he died fishing for the moon than dying of illness and drunkenness."

"Li Bai wanted to assist Mingjun and help the world and the people all his life, but his ambitions could not be extended. He spent his whole life looking for jobs, but encountered obstacles everywhere, but he was never discouraged. After being hit, he soon became full of confidence again. People loved him His poems also love his character. Even if later generations call him a loser because he assisted King Yong, those who love him still love him very much..."

"Now let's take a look at Li Bai's poems. Li Bai's poems allow us to describe a certain thing or a certain mood with many more words and phrases, giving our language a lot more color."

"When Li Bai was summoned by Emperor Xuanzong of the Tang Dynasty in Chang'an, he wrote "Looking up to the sky and laughing and going out. How can we be from Penghao people? Later we also borrowed a lot. The childhood sweethearts commonly used in later generations to describe the friendship between men and women who grew up together came from Li Bai's Changganxing, as well as the saying that the water flows down three thousand feet, and the Milky Way falls for nine days at a time of doubt, are also used by us in various ways to describe it, with various misinterpretations, such as describing a person's mouth watering when seeing delicious food. DC, he can say "Flying down three thousand feet..."

"There are also the knight's steps of killing a person in ten steps, leaving no trace for a thousand miles, and cutting off the water with a knife, the water will flow more, and raising a cup to relieve the sorrow and sorrow. Of course, there is also the saying that the roc rises with the wind in one day and soars ninety thousand miles. , this sentence has been parodied many times by us, mostly used to criticize people, for example, why don’t you take advantage of the wind and skyrocket to ninety thousand miles? What does this mean? It’s just to scold someone for being so capable, why don’t you go to heaven.”

Wuyou couldn't help laughing when he said this.

Pei Qingxu also laughed: "It's quite interesting."

"Right." Wuyou smiled and said: "There are many spoofs about ancient poetry. Since we have mentioned it here, let's talk about a few for everyone to enjoy. Of course, if it offends the original author, please forgive me. Let me first apologize to you all."

Under the canopy, many poets and poets waved their hands with smiles: "It doesn't matter, just use it, it will make future generations happy, and these poems will not be in vain."

Li Bai lay half-lying and looked at the sky. He couldn't help but laugh when he heard this: "The people of later generations are actually interesting."

With his character, he naturally wouldn't care about future generations. Thousands of years have passed, and by that time his bones have been rotted into ashes. Why should he care about this?

Furthermore, being able to use his poems to distort interpretations shows that future generations will remember him.

It is also an honor to be able to leave a name in history.

Many people left messages on the screen saying it was okay, so Wuyou was happy.

"For example, when the books are used up, there is no regret, and the money is not enough at the end of the month. The hero's sword is not sharp, but the charm of my wife is still there."

Pei Qingxu was thirsty and was about to drink water. When he heard this, he choked and coughed so hard that tears came out of his eyes.

Wuyou patted him: "Are you okay?"

Pei Qingxu waved his hand: "It's okay, it's okay, I just didn't expect it to be written so crookedly."

Seeing that he was fine, Wuyou continued: "There is no room for two tigers in a mountain, unless there is a male and a female. Asking you how much sorrow you can have is like a group of eunuchs going to a brothel. They sleep in spring without realizing the dawn, and are bitten by mosquitoes. Today there is wine, and today you are drunk, and there is no day. No more preparations if you don’t have any wine.”

Pei Qingxu didn't dare to drink any more water, but he was already laughing so hard.

Under the canopy, many people laughed.

The ancients laughed, and the new stars laughed too.The ancients thought the descendants were so interesting, and the new people thought their ancestors were so interesting.

Many people are beginning to yearn for this interesting era.

Wuyou took a sip of water: "In addition to crooked writing, there are also connecting two or more poems by different authors together. Well, we also call it poetry skewering. For example, when you are dying of illness, you sit up in shock, Laugh and ask where the guest is from."

Pei Qingxu almost laughed out loud.

Yuan Zhen, who wrote the first half of the sentence, and He Zhizhang, who wrote the second half, were both confused. Could they answer like this?Can?
Many people can't imagine what this scene is like. It's too terrifying and scary.

Wuyou then finished explaining the origin of these two poems and said: "With a cold eyebrow and a thousand fingers, An Neng can argue that I am male and female. The first sentence was written by Mr. Lu Xun, a modern writer, and the latter sentence comes from Mulan Ci. As for the I really don’t know the author. Li Bai wrote hundreds of poems about drinking wine, but he only envied mandarin ducks and not immortals. The first sentence was written by Du Fu, and the second sentence comes from Lu Zhaolin’s ancient Chang’an meaning.”

"Again, the beauty rolls up the bead curtain, and all traces of people are wiped out."

Li Bai couldn't lie still anymore and sat up suddenly.

Liu Zongyuan:......

"There are also Bai Juyi's Song of Everlasting Regret that can be used as a basis. Let's all listen to it. The Yang family has a daughter who has grown up and is so powerful that she is unparalleled in the world."

Liu Bang threw the meat skewers away, kicked the wine pot, and stood in shock for a long time.

Whose daughter?Is it still possible to watch something like Chu Bawang?

"There is another sentence that I think is quite reasonable. It's really great, great. I wish to be like winged birds in the sky, and we can fly separately when disaster strikes."

Tang Xuanzong covered his heart: Can you stop poking him?
But Yang Guifei felt that it was indeed very reasonable.

"What does it feel like to connect the poems of Li Bai and Bai Juyi? Let's listen to it, laugh to the sky and go out. No one knows that it is lychee."

Li Bai: ...

Bai Juyi: ...

"This is relatively normal. There is a kind of irregularity. Let's listen to it. We have sex together when we are awake, and our children suddenly come together."

Li Bai coughed and his heart and liver almost came out.

His poetry is dirty.

"Listen to these words again, I and the general take off their war robes, and spend the spring night warm in the hibiscus tent. But since the flying general of Dragon City is here, the king will not come to court early from now on."

Bai Juyi: Why are you leaving him alone? Weren't you talking about Li Bai just now?

Han dynasty plane
When Li Guang heard this, he quickly jumped out and explained to Emperor Jing: "Your Majesty, I am also innocent. I definitely have no such relationship with the prince. I am not that kind of person..."

Liu Che, standing next to Emperor Jing: What's going on?It seems that Gu Neng has taken a liking to you, regardless of what you look like.

Emperor Jiajing of the Ming Dynasty looked at the sky with confusion on his face.

What's this?
Can it still be matched like this?
The line "I took off my shirt with the general" was written by him, and his poem was... dirty.

(End of this chapter)