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"Tang Shunzong is an unlucky man. Of course, this is just because he has a miserable life and can't blame anything else. However, this is not the main reason why he becomes an embarrassing person. The reason why he is an embarrassing person and encounters embarrassing things is mainly caused by his elders. .”

Pei Qingxu was a little confused when he heard this: "If this is the case, what could be worse?"

Nodding worry-free.

Pei Qingxu stroked his forehead: "What happened to his elders?"

Wuyou smiled: "Many family members must have asked this question, so let's talk about Tang Shunzong's embarrassing story now."

"First of all, the first point is that Tang Shunzong had a concubine named Wang, who was a talented person from his grandfather Daizong... Speaking of which, we have to say something for Emperor Wu. Look, Tang Shunzong accepted his grandfather's talented concubine as his concubine. , then our Emperor Wu was a talented person of Emperor Taizong before, and later became Emperor Gaozong’s queen. This is really nothing, so please don’t use this to attack Emperor Emperor Wu.”

Pei Qingxu asked curiously: "Is this the tradition of their Li family?"

No wonder Pei Qingxu asked this question.

Well, there was Emperor Wu who married both father and son at the same time, followed by Yang Yuhuan who married his son first and was named a noble concubine by his father Xuanzong, and now there is Shun who took his young grandma as his concubine. Zong, this Li family is quite chaotic.

When he asked this, Liu Che couldn't help laughing.

"Yes, it should be the tradition of their Li family. Look at what this is all about."

Some people also thought of Wu Zetian and Yang Yuhuan, and now they heard another Wang family, and they really didn't know what to say.

It seems that the Li family doesn't take this seriously anymore, so it won't be of any use to others to attack them.

"We don't know whether it's traditional or not." Wuyou shook his head: "Anyway, that's what happened. Maybe Daizong's concubine had too much. She felt it was too noisy and wanted to quiet down. By chance, she met Li Song. No, what a coincidence, he called Li Song over and said, grandson, come here, grandpa will reward you with a beauty, and then he pointed his finger at the Wang family and gave the Wang family directly to Li Song."

Under the canopy, many people were speechless.

Even Li Shimin didn't know what to say.

Then, he reacted.

"What, my talented man married Li Zhi..."

He was still a little angry at first, but when he thought about the things his children and grandchildren had done, he couldn't get angry anymore. Forget it, forget it, if your son likes it, just marry him. Anyway, except for Guanyin, he doesn't care about any of his concubines. Something happened.

"Li Song was forced to bring back a little grandma. He had no choice but to give the grandpa a little face and keep it. Then, he married a little aunt as the crown prince... Yes, Li Song His first wife, Crown Princess Xiao, is his cousin in terms of seniority, and this Xiao’s mother is the Princess of Gao Kingdom, who is the Princess of Gao Kingdom?"

"Who is it?" Pei Qingxu asked cooperatively.

Wuyou said slowly: "Princess Gao is the daughter of Emperor Suzong of the Tang Dynasty."

Pei Qingxu started to count.

"Li Song's father is Dezong, his grandfather is Daizong, and Suzong is his great-grandfather, that is... Princess Gao Guo is his aunt, and Mrs. Xiao is his cousin."

Wuyou nodded: "Well, that's right. Li Song accepted the young grandma as his concubine, and then married his young aunt as his main concubine. This generation is really messy."

"It's embarrassing enough." Pei Qingxu wiped the non-existent sweat from his forehead and was speechless for Li Song.

Li Song:......

He was stunned now.

He had never thought about this before, but it was embarrassing to think about it now.

Under the canopy, all the emperors in the past dynasties shed tears of sympathy for Li Songjue in their hearts.

They were thankful at the same time. Fortunately, their father did not have such a long standby time and did not arrange such messy things for them.

When Wu Zetian was in power, some literati planned to use the second generation of serving father and son to attack Wu Zetian. After hearing Li Song's story, they couldn't write this article.

The Li family is really useless and can really hold us back. What kind of thing is this? It makes it difficult for them to even write an article.

Wuyou took a sip of water: "Do you think this is embarrassing enough? Not enough. Li Song has also encountered things that are even more speechless than this. What is it? Let's continue talking."

Pei Qingxu looked at Wuyou and urged, "Hurry up and say it." Wuyou smiled and said, "Li Song's father doesn't like him."

Pei Qingxu rolled his eyes at Wuyou: "What does this mean? There are so many ordinary sons as fathers. Isn't it normal to not like one of them? Li Shimin's father doesn't like him either."

Li Shimin:  …

You are being unkind.

Wuyou waved his hand: "Don't worry, I haven't finished talking yet. Although Li Song's father doesn't like him, he really likes his son Li Sheng. How much does he like him..."

Wuyou handed a piece of paper to Pei Qingxu: "Let's just perform it for everyone."

Pei Qingxu looked at it and said, "Okay."

Wuyou took a pen and drew a few lines on his mouth to make a beard, and coughed: "Well, I am Tang Dezong now, and you are Tang Shunzong."

Pei Qingxu couldn't laugh or cry: "You are taking advantage of me. No, I am Tang Dezong and you are Tang Shunzong."

"I……"

Wuyou wanted to say something, but Pei Qingxu was faster than her: "I'm dozens of years older than you anyway. You have to respect your elders."

Wuyou couldn't find an excuse to refute what he said.

"Well, it's cheap for you."

She wiped off the beard with a wet wipe, and then used a pen to draw a few beards on Pei Qingxu. In order to vent her anger, she drew a lot of beards, even on her chin. Pei Qingxu looked in the mirror. It was really funny. He said angrily: "You won't suffer any loss at all."

"Yes." Wuyou nodded heavily: "I will eat anything, as long as I don't suffer a loss."

The two people's performance made everyone laugh.

Even Tang Shunzong, who was feeling sorry for himself, couldn't help laughing.

After drawing his beard, Wuyou stood up: "Wait a moment."

She found a paper shell and made it look like a hat for Pei Qingxu to put on: "Okay, let's start now."

The two stood up at the same time, Wuyou pretended to be strolling around, looking here and touching there.

Pei Qingxu appeared with a steady expression: "Chun'er, come here."

Wuyou stepped forward with a pair of clear and stupid eyes: "Dad, what's going on? If you have anything to say, please tell me immediately. I'm still waiting to pick flowers for my little grandma."

"What?"

Pei Qingxu didn't react and stared blankly.

Wuyou sighed and said: "It's all my grandfather's fault. He got so many women for nothing and threw them to me when he couldn't support them. Hey, they must be from the grandmother's generation after all. I have to respect him. No, he's making a fuss. Hua Dai..."

Emperor Daizong of the Tang Dynasty:...

Touching his nose, he felt that this grandson was a little too stupid. He was still thinking about whether he should have less concubines, otherwise it would be a bit bad to be complained about in the future.

"Stop talking nonsense." Pei Qingxu tapped Wuyou's head with his hand: "I asked you to come over and tell you something. Your son Li Shen is really good. I love him very much. From now on, he is your brother. "

"What?" Wuyou widened his eyes and looked at Pei Qingxu with a puzzled expression: "Dad, can you say it again? My son is my brother... Just ask me, Li Sheng is not my little grandma. If you give birth to a baby, how can you become my brother... That's not right. If my little grandma gives birth to a baby, he will become your brother..."

Wuyou thought hard: "You didn't give me a baby mother, so why did my son become my brother?"

Pei Qingxu:......

He almost broke the defense.