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Qin Dynasty
The First Emperor's expression finally changed.

It is no longer so deep that no one can see his thoughts.

Fusu glanced at the First Emperor carefully: "Father, the fairy must be just joking."

The First Emperor hummed: "I know, but do future generations like to play in groups?"

He really couldn't think through this problem. Those people in later generations were really too idle and made such jokes. They really had to increase their workload and make them involved in life and death.

If future generations of migrant workers knew what the First Emperor was thinking, they would definitely say that we are already entangled in life and death. If we don’t make some jokes, what fun is there in life?

Three Kingdoms
"Cough, cough." Cao Cao coughed violently.

Xun Yu put his hand on his forehead, not wanting others to see his face.

Today can be said to be the day that hit him the hardest. First he knew that his son would die for love, and then he found out that he was actually forming a CP with Cao Cao. Not to mention his gender, it was Cao Cao's appearance...

I really don’t want to see him again.

Cao Pi, Cao Zhi, Cao Zhang and others standing aside quietly looked at Cao Cao, looked at him a few more times, and then took him into the role of mother. Thinking of this, I couldn't help but shudder. It was so scary. Yes, forget it immediately.

However, they couldn't help but think, their father is their mother, so who is their father?
Cao Zhi couldn't help but glance at Xun Yu, thinking that Xun Yu was okay, but not Guo Jia.

The group of people on Liu Bei's side were already laughing so hard.

Liu Bei laughed until tears came out.

"Fairies really like to joke."

Zhang Fei took a sip of wine and said, "This joke is quite funny."

Guan Yu also laughed: "It's interesting."

Even Zhuge Liang obviously relaxed a lot.

Sun Quan from the Soochow side laughed and slapped the table: "Haha, Prime Minister Cao, the mother of the hero, haha..."

He thought of the nickname Sun Shiwan again: "From today on, Cao Ah Man will definitely call me Sun Shiwan no matter what happens. So, what should I call him?"

Zhou Yu stood aside and suggested: "Mrs. Cao or Miss Cao."

"That's right, that's right." Sun Quan slammed the table: "Let's call her Madam Cao from now on."

Everyone in ancient time and space knew that Wuyou was joking.

But some people in Interstellar Time and Space wrote hard and wrote down this group of CPs that Wuyou talked about: "Hurry up and write down, hurry up, I just don't know what interesting things about this group, I need to write them down word for word soon." , Oops, what the anchor said was so good. It’s really annoying to have accumulated so much writing material, and I don’t even know which couple to write about.”

Wuyou waited for everyone to calm down before continuing: "I mentioned earlier that Xun Can made many young ladies feel bad, so let's insert some interesting things, such as those interesting CPs from the Three Kingdoms."

"No."

The celebrities of the Three Kingdoms collectively refused.

But you cannot refuse the worry-free willfulness.

Wuyou smiled and said: "There is a jingle in later generations that goes like this, Cao Wei loves other people's wives, Soochow loves lolita, and Shu Han are all gay. What does this mean? It means that Cao Wei likes other people's wives, and Cao Cao is like this , His son is also like this. There is a bit of a rumor that Soochow loves Loli. It is probably because Sun Ce and Zhou Yu married Da Qiao and Xiao Qiao who were still young. In addition, they both died young, so there is such a jingle. .”

"The Shu Han people are all gay because the Shu Han people are all about brotherly loyalty. What they value is that women are like clothes and brothers are like hands and feet. It means that losing brothers is like hands and feet and it will hurt and kill people, but women are like clothes and there are so many clothes. However, Well, we have to think about this carefully. Let’s take a look at the people on the streets. People with no hands or feet can still go out on the streets and do whatever they want, but those without clothes... except for taking the five foods Who among the scattered Wei and Jin people would dare to run naked?"

There are many people under the canopy who think this is the case.

"It seems like it's true. It's really hard to live without a single piece of clothing."

"That's right. Who in our village has lost his hand? They can still live by doing whatever they are supposed to do."

"If you don't have clothes, you're like an animal."

"That's right. You can have many wives and concubines, but you really can't do it without women."

Wuyou's words severely damaged the three camps of Wei, Shu and Wu.

Cao Cao, Sun Quan and Liu Bei all looked a bit unhappy and had a bad feeling.

Worry-free was not enough, so I turned on the computer and found some jokes about playing Three Kingdoms CP for everyone to watch.

I saw several girls sitting together on the marquee playing games. They were grabbing a kind of playing card.

"Haha, I captured Zhou Yu, and if I capture another Sun Ce, I can form Yuce CP."

"What Yuce, it should be Quan Yu, I stand with Quan Yu."

"I captured Guo Jia and then captured another Prime Minister Cao to form it."

"I have a Xun Yu here who can form a pair with your Guo Jia."

"I caught Liu Bei, who can give me Zhuge Liang? I can form Xuan Liang's CP."

"I have Lu Bu here, and if you give me Chen Gong, I can form a pair of literary, Taoist and martial arts CPs."

"I caught Miss Sun Shangxiang, who can give me Huang Yueying? It will be fun to pair them up."

At this time, Zhuge Liang really broke through.

Wuyou was about to laugh to death: "Okay, we can't continue playing, let alone bring trouble to Zhuge Wuhou and his wife."

Zhuge Liang:  …

You also know that it is not right to cause harm to our husband and wife.

Wuyou was really afraid of offending the fierce people of the Three Kingdoms and became angry, so he smiled and said: "There are so many CPs in the Three Kingdoms, too many to count, so we won't list them one by one. When we have time, we will talk about the CPs of other dynasties. .”

Each dynasty quickly waved their hands to express their rejection. You can bring harm to the Three Kingdoms, but don't harm us anymore.

Wuyou coughed: "Okay, let's talk about Guo Jia."

"Guo Jia, whose courtesy name is Fengxiao, is from Yangzhai, Yingchuan. He was originally a subordinate of Yuan Shao. Later he joined Cao Cao and gained trust and importance from Cao Cao. He made great contributions to Cao Cao's unification of the north. He was an official and a military advisor. Jiu, he was granted the title of Marquis of Weiyang Ting. Historical records praised him for his talents and strategies, and for being a wonderful man in the world. Unfortunately, this man was also short-lived. He died of illness when Cao Cao was conquering Wuwan at the age of 38."

"At the beginning, Cao Cao trusted and valued a counselor very much, Xi Zhicai. Unfortunately, this counselor was also short-lived and passed away very early. As soon as Xi Zhicai died, Cao Cao was very sad. He wrote a letter to Xun Yu , and asked him to help find a counselor who could replace Xi Zhicai, and Xun Yu thought of his good friend Guo Jia."

"Xun Yu recommended Guo Jia to Cao Cao. As soon as the two met, they began to discuss world affairs. Every opinion and suggestion from Guo Jia spoke to Cao Cao's heart. It can be said that the two people's ideas are in perfect harmony. After that, Cao Cao was very happy to tell others that he was the one who could help me achieve my great cause. Guo Jia was also very happy and said when he left the camp, this is the real lord I have been looking for."

"Because of the similarity in concepts and the agreement on many things, Cao Cao paid special attention to Guo Jia. The two became friends as if they were friends. It is said that when two people go out, they ride in the same car and when they sit at the same table. The rules in Cao Cao's camp are very strict. , but Guo Jia acted a bit wantonly and often did many things that were not in compliance with the rules. If it were someone else, Cao Cao would definitely be angry, but he preferred Guo Jia and felt that Guo Jia was indeed an extraordinary person. Such a person cannot use rules. Bondage.”

Wuyou sighed when he said this: "Sometimes, preference is really annoying. I have strict requirements for everyone. I treat you differently. I will understand and respect you no matter what. I will give you Dudu." Let’s say, who can resist a piece of trust, Guo Jia can’t resist it, so he is also loyal to Cao Cao and loyal to the utmost.”