Fengqi crabapple

Chapter 293 San Biaozi

If a tiger has three sons, there must be one.

The emperor's family is not immune, Xie Yunqi is this scoundrel.

This year, the third son of the emperor, Xie Yunqi, was also seven years old.As the saying goes, seven or eighty-nine is a dead dog.This Xie Yunqi is more capable. Not to mention Xuantian Palace, the entire palace will be demolished by him.

He was a little different from his second brother when he demolished the house. Yunxuan was both demolishing and building up. At best, he was demolishing by mistake.Yunqi is a barbarian. He will go to the house and remove the tiles if he disagrees.

Fortunately, this barbarian listened to his brother the prince the most, and that was because whenever he got into trouble, the prince's brother would come out to smooth things over for him.

When they were pregnant with their third child, both Xie Ruitang and Haitang fully expected it to be a girl.Every time Xie Chunxi, Shen Huiyin, and Feng Muqing came to the palace to greet them, the queen would keep them to play for a while.

In this group of people, there are few girls and they are extremely rare.But when he was finally born, he was a prince again.

The emperor and empress secretly felt a little regretful, but the old ministers were very happy: the more princes, the better!They finally saw that even if he was impeached ten more times, the emperor would not accept any more concubines.Now that they have three princes, they no longer fight with the emperor.

The queen didn't plan to have another baby anyway, so she was extra indulgent towards Manzi.

The second child is an eccentric person. He and the third child are only three years apart, so they spend more time playing together.But the third child's brain doesn't work as fast as the second child, and he is often fooled by the second child, so he can't even think clearly.

There was a rare occasion when all three brothers were present.Yunqi, the third child, wanted to play with the wooden sword in his second hand.

Yunxuan then educated Yunqi earnestly and said: "Once upon a time, there was King Li Tianwang of Tota. He had three sons. The eldest son was called Jin Zha. He wore a golden crown, held a golden sword, and used a golden bowl, just like our prince brother. The elder brother. The second is called Mu Zha, who wields a wooden sword, wears wooden clogs, and uses a wooden bowl, just like my second brother."

Yun Qi asked anxiously: "What about the third child? Isn't he called Dung Zha?"

It turned out that this morning Yunqi heard Chang Ping scolding a young chamberlain named Jin in the yard: "What kind of brain do you think you have? I think your surname should not be Jin, your surname should be Shit!"

Yun Jue and Yun Xuan were both stunned for a moment, then burst into laughter.

Yunqi handed the gold dustpan filled with grapes to Yunqi and said, "Don't listen to his nonsense. The third child is called Nezha. Nezha is the most capable and he is causing trouble in the Dragon Palace!"

Yunqi took the gold dustpan, looked at it, and smiled at Yunxuan: "Brother Prince is the best to me. He gave me a handful of golden melon seeds last time. I also use gold! You only use wooden bowls, I don’t care about wooden swords or papaya seeds.”

The third child is careless, tall, and has a lot of brute strength.When he was seven years old, he could draw the bow that the prince only used when he was ten years old.Yan Shiyi's eldest son, Yanxiang, is one year older than him, and the two often play together.

Yan Shiyi saw that Yunqi had good eyesight and strong arms, so he taught him how to use hidden weapons.It doesn't matter that he is young and has no internal strength. Yan Shiyi helped him make a beef tendon slingshot. Unexpectedly, Yun Qi trained him with perfect accuracy.

The slingshot arrived, and all the sparrows and swallows in the palace suffered.I don’t know how many glazed tiles on the eaves he had quietly replaced for him.He had to change quietly, but the queen found out. The prince was made to kneel down, and the one who was beaten was the servant.

"Master, please feel sorry for me! It doesn't matter if the little one is spanked, but the little one's butt is not up to par. You have to give it some time. The injury last time hasn't healed yet..." Chang Kuan grimaced. Face said.

Yun Qi patted his face and said with a smile: "Your ass has done a good job, I will go to Aunt Ji'er to get you the best Jinchuang medicine. In the evening, I will reward you with a chicken ass, so make up for it!"

Before he could eat the chicken butt, Chang Kuan got a slap in the face.But he didn't get beaten this time, because the third prince didn't cause trouble, he just did bad things with good intentions.

Yunqi went to the East Palace to play with the prince. When he arrived, he found that a bunch of them were standing in the yard looking at the trees.It turned out that the bee nest on the old tree in the corner had long been empty of bees, but at some point, a nest of wasps moved in.The prince and others wanted to drive away the wasps and knock down the nests to avoid future troubles.

How could we do this job without that daring San Biaozi?
"Brother Prince, Brother Huaixin, please stay away, I'll take care of this!" Yunqi slapped her chest.

Cheng Bingde came over holding a torch. They had just agreed to use fire to drive away the wasps outside before taking action.

Unexpectedly, Yunqi took out a slingshot from his arms, and while pulling the bow, he said: "Why bother, just look at me!" This kid was so quick that no one could stop him in time.

At this time, what else can the prince and the others do besides running?
The hive fell to the ground with a "snap", and the wasps rushed towards the crowd angrily.Huaixin ran two steps, turned around and saw that Yun Qi was still behind, quickly turned around and threw himself on Yun Qi, blocking the wasp for him.

Fortunately, this nest of wasps had just arrived, so the colony was not big, but the nest was full of pupae.Except for the chamberlain who was stung more severely, Sun Huaixin was stung twice.

When Haitang got the news, she was so angry!On the one hand, he left Huaixin in the East Palace to cure the bee poison, and on the other hand, he wanted Yun Qi to return to the palace to face the wall.

The prince advised: "Mother, Yunqi wanted to help this time. I really can't blame him entirely. Besides, Yunqi is really powerful. He knocked down such a high-hanging beehive with just a pebble!"

The emperor also came to smooth things over: "He is familiar with every wall of Xuantian Palace, so it doesn't matter if he doesn't take a look at it once. This hive should have been poked long ago, and Yunqi can be considered as doing something good for the people."

Seeing that both father and son came to speak for Yun Qi, the queen let him go.

Another time, this San Biaozi almost frightened the Queen Mother and she couldn't breathe. After she came to her senses, the Queen Mother secretly chanted "Buddha" many times.

Zhao Muzhe gave the second prince Yunxuan a copy of "Supplementary Records", which recorded the manufacturing methods of dummies and machines in the Tang Dynasty.Yunxuan is like a treasure.He and Feng Qi forced Feng Mingze to make a machine that could automatically catch fish.

The shape of this machine is like the body of a big fish. Its "mouth" can move. The bait is placed in the "mouth". When the fish swims in to eat the bait, if the mechanism is touched, the "fish mouth" will close. After biting the fish, , and finally it will emerge from the water.

In order to make the Queen Mother happy, the Queen invited the Queen Mother and the concubines to the edge of Bihu Lake to watch Yunxuan's fishing equipment performance.After a while, a carp was actually caught, and everyone was amazed.

The third prince Yunqi became curious and plunged into the water, saying that he wanted to watch the machine catch fish underwater.

The poor Queen Mother, Mrs. Yuan and several other elderly people were all frightened.Suddenly, the sky was full of people shouting for rescuers, imperial doctors, queen mothers, and third princes; people diving, pinching people, fishing nets with bamboo poles, and punting boats were running like wolves and pigs.

Everyone was in a mess, but Yunqi had already been grabbed by the waistband and fished out by the waiters.He struggled and said, "What are you doing to me? I haven't seen it clearly yet!"

The queen went over to take a pulse and knew that he was fine. Without saying a word, she had someone pull Yunqi back to the palace to face the wall.

The prince and the second prince looked at each other.Aren’t you here to see the machine catching fish?Why did they make trouble for so long and get someone arrested?

Yunxuan touched her nose and said, "My mother hasn't punished him for three days."

Ever since the third prince could walk, no one complained that there were too few children in the palace and it was no longer lively.

(End of this chapter)