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Chapter 40 My wife is not a human (1)
Chapter 40 My Wife Is Not Human ([-])
[Bibi?Compared to what? ]
[Did I hear correctly?You want to compare with me, Wen Dashen?What can you compare to? ? ? ]
[If I remember correctly, I seem to have seen this Heavenly Stems and Earthly Branches. ]
[He is also a live broadcast fortune teller, I heard that he is quite accurate. ]
Min Yu replied to him: "Bi? I don't have that much time."
The Heavenly Stems and Earthly Branches continued: "You compare with me, and whoever loses will give the opponent 100 sea view villas."
Min Yu became interested at this time.
100 large villas with sea view, 50 yuan, not worth the money.
Min Yu said: "Okay, no problem."
Min Yu: "How do you want to compare?"
Heavenly Stems and Earthly Branches: "I watched your live broadcast, didn't you take screenshots to draw people's fortunes, I was the first, and there was another person behind."
The Heavenly Stems and Earthly Branches continued: "Just these four people, let's do the math together and see who is more accurate. How about that."
Heavenly Stems and Earthly Branches is also a fortune teller.
At the beginning, he made a lot of money from fortune-telling live broadcasts, but recently the number of people in his live broadcast room has been decreasing.
He doesn't understand why.
Until someone told him about what happened in Min Yu's live broadcast room.
Only then did he realize that someone was robbing him of his job.
How about that.
So I came to find Min Yu.
The original name of Heavenly Stems and Earthly Branches is Chen Weishu.
He was formerly a follower of Taoism and Buddhism.
Fortune-telling is pretty accurate.
After his master passed away, he boasted that no one in the world could match his fortune-telling skills.
After all, his master was a world-renowned fortune teller back then.
Even the wife of the president of Country H came to him to have her fortune told.
And very satisfied.
Min Yu replied: "No problem."
Chen Weishu relies on his own ability to tell fortunes.
He felt that someone like Min Yu, who used tarot cards for divination and fortune-telling, would naturally not be too powerful.
Chen Weishu is very confident.
After making up his mind, Min Yu took out the picture he had cut at that time, and read the name of the next audience member.
"The sperm whale who died in love, is there?"
The Sperm Whale Who Died for Love: Yes, yes! ! !I am here! !Ahhh, it actually hit me. I’m so excited!
The sperm whale who died in love gave away a large villa with sea view.
Three people connected wheat at the same time.
Chen Weishu originally had quite a few fans, but Min Yu had even more fans.
After the two of them did this, the heat in the live broadcast room crept up.
Go straight to No. 1 on the regional rankings.
While connecting wheat, the sperm whale who died in love was typing on the barrage.
It's inconvenient for me to talk, I can hear your voices while I'm typing with headphones on.
Min Yu and Chen Weishu expressed their understanding.
Although he can't speak, his face can be seen on Lianmai.
Sperm whale who died in love: I feel like my wife is not a human being!She is not normal! !
The sperm whale who died in love: After I married her, I am now in the countryside. I came from the city. My hometown is in the countryside, but she was not like this before.
The sperm whale who died in love, he said indistinctly.
Min Yu saw his embarrassment.
Said: "Speak slowly, don't rush."
The sperm whale who died in love seems to be hiding and playing with his mobile phone, for fear of being discovered.
His rough face was full of fatigue.
The Sperm Whale Who Died for Love: Good.
He and his wife dated in the city for five years, and then returned to his hometown to get married.
Because my hometown is in the village, I lived in the village first.
His wife was also born in a rural area, but not in this village, but in another village.
At first he didn't feel anything was wrong.
Until later, I returned to my wife’s natal home.
She is still at her natal home.
The martyred sperm whale felt something was wrong.
How to say it specifically.
Every household in this village is located together.
There are roads in the middle.
There are many houses in the village that have been gathering dust for a long time and no one has lived in them.
Since my wife returned to her parents' home.
He felt like she was a different person.
Or maybe she was never human.
The sperm whale who died in love wanted to run away first because he was afraid.
Then he got up very early several times and walked out of the village according to memory.
But back and forth.
One road and one road are intertwined, and he seems to be in a maze.
How can I not get out.
In desperation, he had to return to his wife's house first.
Father-in-law and mother-in-law are as enthusiastic about him as before.
But enthusiasm is enthusiasm.
His father-in-law and mother-in-law gave him the feeling that he was not like a human being.
For example, sometimes they act like puppets inexplicably, and their movements are very unnatural.
The joints seem to be sewn on.
At that time, he pretended not to care and asked his wife: "Are your parents standing for a long time today and feeling a little tired?"
His wife replied with a smile: "No, why are you tired? My parents are in good health."
After she said this, she turned around to help them.
But at the moment when the wife turned around.
He saw his wife acting like her parents.
Very unnatural.
She suddenly turned her head.
"Honey, go to your room and rest, I'll call you when I'm done cooking."
Her movement of turning her head was divided into three times.
Just like the puppet man, he finally turned around after mentioning it.
After saying that, he turned back as before.
This time he was really frightened.
After a while, his wife came to call him to eat.
He suppressed his inner panic and came to the dinner table.
The meals are plentiful.
But it's all meat.
Chicken, duck, chili fried meat, bacon.
His wife handed him a freshly packed bowl of rice.
"Honey, you eat first."
Then she served food to her parents.
He took the meal tremblingly, trying to look the same as usual.
After the meal was ready, my wife came to the table.
The four of them faced each other, and no one moved their chopsticks first.
At this time, the wife turned her head stiffly again and looked at him beside her.
She said: "Honey, move your chopsticks, you have to move your chopsticks first."
He was no longer under any control at this time.
He didn't ask why his son-in-law moved the chopsticks first, so he followed her advice and moved the chopsticks first.
He picked up some meat with his chopsticks and put it in the bowl.
Take a chopstick and pull it into your mouth.
After taking two mouthfuls, he just vomited it all up.
Vomited on the ground next to him.
His wife quickly stood up and patted his back.
"Honey, eat slowly, why are you in such a hurry?"
He hesitated for a while before his eyes slowly focused.
He saw the food that had just been spat out on the ground.
What is mixed with rice is not meat!
turned into stone.
Large stones, mixed in the rice.
Their eyes darkened.
He couldn't take it anymore.
He yelled at his wife: "Who are you! Where is my wife? What are you going to do?!"
"Why are you feeding me these! Are you trying to kill me?"
The wife was still smiling: "Ah? Husband, what are you talking about, I am your wife, I love you so much, how could I possibly harm you."
He yelled again: "Get out! Get out, I want to leave! I want to leave!!!"
The wife stood up from her half-bent waist.
Just stood there, looking at him with a smile on his face.
Not a word was said.
His father-in-law and mother-in-law didn't say a word from the beginning to the end.
But when they heard him say that he was leaving, his father-in-law and mother-in-law got up and came to the door.
Blocking the door.
(End of this chapter)
[Bibi?Compared to what? ]
[Did I hear correctly?You want to compare with me, Wen Dashen?What can you compare to? ? ? ]
[If I remember correctly, I seem to have seen this Heavenly Stems and Earthly Branches. ]
[He is also a live broadcast fortune teller, I heard that he is quite accurate. ]
Min Yu replied to him: "Bi? I don't have that much time."
The Heavenly Stems and Earthly Branches continued: "You compare with me, and whoever loses will give the opponent 100 sea view villas."
Min Yu became interested at this time.
100 large villas with sea view, 50 yuan, not worth the money.
Min Yu said: "Okay, no problem."
Min Yu: "How do you want to compare?"
Heavenly Stems and Earthly Branches: "I watched your live broadcast, didn't you take screenshots to draw people's fortunes, I was the first, and there was another person behind."
The Heavenly Stems and Earthly Branches continued: "Just these four people, let's do the math together and see who is more accurate. How about that."
Heavenly Stems and Earthly Branches is also a fortune teller.
At the beginning, he made a lot of money from fortune-telling live broadcasts, but recently the number of people in his live broadcast room has been decreasing.
He doesn't understand why.
Until someone told him about what happened in Min Yu's live broadcast room.
Only then did he realize that someone was robbing him of his job.
How about that.
So I came to find Min Yu.
The original name of Heavenly Stems and Earthly Branches is Chen Weishu.
He was formerly a follower of Taoism and Buddhism.
Fortune-telling is pretty accurate.
After his master passed away, he boasted that no one in the world could match his fortune-telling skills.
After all, his master was a world-renowned fortune teller back then.
Even the wife of the president of Country H came to him to have her fortune told.
And very satisfied.
Min Yu replied: "No problem."
Chen Weishu relies on his own ability to tell fortunes.
He felt that someone like Min Yu, who used tarot cards for divination and fortune-telling, would naturally not be too powerful.
Chen Weishu is very confident.
After making up his mind, Min Yu took out the picture he had cut at that time, and read the name of the next audience member.
"The sperm whale who died in love, is there?"
The Sperm Whale Who Died for Love: Yes, yes! ! !I am here! !Ahhh, it actually hit me. I’m so excited!
The sperm whale who died in love gave away a large villa with sea view.
Three people connected wheat at the same time.
Chen Weishu originally had quite a few fans, but Min Yu had even more fans.
After the two of them did this, the heat in the live broadcast room crept up.
Go straight to No. 1 on the regional rankings.
While connecting wheat, the sperm whale who died in love was typing on the barrage.
It's inconvenient for me to talk, I can hear your voices while I'm typing with headphones on.
Min Yu and Chen Weishu expressed their understanding.
Although he can't speak, his face can be seen on Lianmai.
Sperm whale who died in love: I feel like my wife is not a human being!She is not normal! !
The sperm whale who died in love: After I married her, I am now in the countryside. I came from the city. My hometown is in the countryside, but she was not like this before.
The sperm whale who died in love, he said indistinctly.
Min Yu saw his embarrassment.
Said: "Speak slowly, don't rush."
The sperm whale who died in love seems to be hiding and playing with his mobile phone, for fear of being discovered.
His rough face was full of fatigue.
The Sperm Whale Who Died for Love: Good.
He and his wife dated in the city for five years, and then returned to his hometown to get married.
Because my hometown is in the village, I lived in the village first.
His wife was also born in a rural area, but not in this village, but in another village.
At first he didn't feel anything was wrong.
Until later, I returned to my wife’s natal home.
She is still at her natal home.
The martyred sperm whale felt something was wrong.
How to say it specifically.
Every household in this village is located together.
There are roads in the middle.
There are many houses in the village that have been gathering dust for a long time and no one has lived in them.
Since my wife returned to her parents' home.
He felt like she was a different person.
Or maybe she was never human.
The sperm whale who died in love wanted to run away first because he was afraid.
Then he got up very early several times and walked out of the village according to memory.
But back and forth.
One road and one road are intertwined, and he seems to be in a maze.
How can I not get out.
In desperation, he had to return to his wife's house first.
Father-in-law and mother-in-law are as enthusiastic about him as before.
But enthusiasm is enthusiasm.
His father-in-law and mother-in-law gave him the feeling that he was not like a human being.
For example, sometimes they act like puppets inexplicably, and their movements are very unnatural.
The joints seem to be sewn on.
At that time, he pretended not to care and asked his wife: "Are your parents standing for a long time today and feeling a little tired?"
His wife replied with a smile: "No, why are you tired? My parents are in good health."
After she said this, she turned around to help them.
But at the moment when the wife turned around.
He saw his wife acting like her parents.
Very unnatural.
She suddenly turned her head.
"Honey, go to your room and rest, I'll call you when I'm done cooking."
Her movement of turning her head was divided into three times.
Just like the puppet man, he finally turned around after mentioning it.
After saying that, he turned back as before.
This time he was really frightened.
After a while, his wife came to call him to eat.
He suppressed his inner panic and came to the dinner table.
The meals are plentiful.
But it's all meat.
Chicken, duck, chili fried meat, bacon.
His wife handed him a freshly packed bowl of rice.
"Honey, you eat first."
Then she served food to her parents.
He took the meal tremblingly, trying to look the same as usual.
After the meal was ready, my wife came to the table.
The four of them faced each other, and no one moved their chopsticks first.
At this time, the wife turned her head stiffly again and looked at him beside her.
She said: "Honey, move your chopsticks, you have to move your chopsticks first."
He was no longer under any control at this time.
He didn't ask why his son-in-law moved the chopsticks first, so he followed her advice and moved the chopsticks first.
He picked up some meat with his chopsticks and put it in the bowl.
Take a chopstick and pull it into your mouth.
After taking two mouthfuls, he just vomited it all up.
Vomited on the ground next to him.
His wife quickly stood up and patted his back.
"Honey, eat slowly, why are you in such a hurry?"
He hesitated for a while before his eyes slowly focused.
He saw the food that had just been spat out on the ground.
What is mixed with rice is not meat!
turned into stone.
Large stones, mixed in the rice.
Their eyes darkened.
He couldn't take it anymore.
He yelled at his wife: "Who are you! Where is my wife? What are you going to do?!"
"Why are you feeding me these! Are you trying to kill me?"
The wife was still smiling: "Ah? Husband, what are you talking about, I am your wife, I love you so much, how could I possibly harm you."
He yelled again: "Get out! Get out, I want to leave! I want to leave!!!"
The wife stood up from her half-bent waist.
Just stood there, looking at him with a smile on his face.
Not a word was said.
His father-in-law and mother-in-law didn't say a word from the beginning to the end.
But when they heard him say that he was leaving, his father-in-law and mother-in-law got up and came to the door.
Blocking the door.
(End of this chapter)
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