Anorectal department met first love, my agency died

Chapter 20 Telling Jokes

After a while, the dishes came out, Xiao Yi saw that they were almost all spicy dishes, and Song Shiwei couldn't eat them.

Then I asked the waiter to order two non-spicy dishes, one sliced ​​hibiscus chicken and one yam custard.

After the food arrived, he helped Song Shiwei scoop out a bowl of Huaishan egg custard for her to eat slowly.

Opposite Zhang Yi poked Xu Qingmiao with his elbow and whispered: "What's going on? Is Xiao Yi interested in this little girl?"

Xu Qingmiao pursed her lips and smiled, "I don't dare to say this nonsense."

Zhang Yi raised his eyebrows, "Look, Xiao Yi's face is usually as cold as an iceberg, when did he ever see him smile? I thought he couldn't laugh."

"Look now, tsk tsk, is this still the Xiao Yi we usually know?"

"People say it's my sister who I grew up watching. Of course it's different." Xu Qingmiao smiled.

"Sister? You can see that his eyes are almost drawn." Zhao Zelin leaned over, "Xiao Yi is not interested in him, I will contract your breakfast for a month!"

"You said it!" Both Xu Qingmiao and Zhang Yi looked at Zhao Zelin.

The three melon-eating turtles looked at Xiao Yi and Song Shi opposite and chatted animatedly.

Wu Hao on the side looked over, "What are you talking about?"

"Nothing!" All three of them shut up.

Those two women were brought here by Wu Hao. They were very angry with Miss Song and wanted to ignore him.

Wu Hao was a little confused.

He liked Wang Xuehui so he invited her to have dinner together, and Zhang Ziling was Wang Xuehui's good friend so he came with him.

He originally wanted to introduce Wang Xuehui to his friends and ask them to help with his staff, but they didn't seem to like her very much?

But he was very friendly to this little Song girl whom he met for the first time.

But the little girl is really cute.

In fact, Wang Xuehui came with Wu Hao because she knew Xiao Yi would come. She had always wanted to get to know Xiao Yi but had no chance. Today, when Wu Hao said it, she immediately agreed.

"Doctor Xiao, why did you choose the anorectal department?" Wang Xuehui looked at Xiao Yi, and began to find nothing to say.

Others also looked over, they knew that Xiao Yi was an eight-year Ph.D.

For example, cardiac surgery and neurosurgery are all specialties that sound very advanced. How could he choose anorectal surgery?
Xiao Yi paused with his chopsticks, thinking of many years ago.

At that time, he had moved to a new home, and Song Shixing rarely brought his sister to his home.

When he called Song Shixing, he would always ask Song Shiwei how the little girl was doing and what she was doing.

Song Shixing's answers would most likely be "Wei Wei is in the toilet", "Wei Wei has been in for half an hour and hasn't come out yet and I don't know what I'm doing there", "Wei Wei has been constipated again these two days".

Later, when he entered the postgraduate stage, he chose the anorectal department for some reason. Even his tutor was a little flattered. He didn't expect to find such an outstanding student.

Xiao Yi glanced sideways at Song Shiwei and showed a particularly gentle smile, "It's nothing. Teacher Li was optimistic about me at that time, so I chose him as my mentor."

Xu Qingmiao cut, she heard that Xiao Yi was very good in school at that time, many tutors rushed to ask for it, and many people were surprised that he chose the anorectal department.

He refused to tell the truth.

Could it be related to this little girl?

Xu Qingmiao felt as if she had grasped some big secret of Xiao Yi, and jumped up and down excitedly like a melon in a melon field.

"Doctor Wang, what about you? Why did you choose obstetrics and gynecology?" Wu Hao looked at Wang Xuehui. The doctors who can enter the tertiary hospitals must at least have graduated with a master's degree. She should have many choices.

Wang Xuehui brushed her hair beside her ears and said with a smile: "I just think welcoming the arrival of new life is a very sacred job, and I like it very much."

Wu Hao looked admiring, and the three people opposite him all rolled their eyes, so noble?Who was that weird person just now?

After half an hour of eating, everyone had almost eaten.

Zhang Yi clapped his hands, "Now it's time for our repertoire, let's start!"

"What repertoire?" Song Shiwei asked curiously, and Wang Xuehui also looked over.

"Well, life is hard and you can entertain yourself. Everyone tells a joke to have some fun. As for this joke, we are all adults and we all understand it..."

Song Shiwei was surprised. Is this an imperial joke?I heard that the doctor's jokes were so smooth, but didn't you expect it to be so blatant?
"How embarrassing is that?" Wang Xuehui blushed.

The three people across from me all rolled their eyes again. You are an obstetrician and gynecologist and have never seen anything before. Why are you pretending to be innocent?
Song Shiwei looked at Xiao Yi. She really wanted to see what kind of jokes Xiao Yi, an ascetic flower of the high mountains, could tell.

"I'll come first!" Zhang Yi laughed, "It is said that a woman went to a sex shop to buy something. The boss took a look at her and said, "It's all on the top, choose by yourself."

"After carefully choosing, the woman said she wanted the red one. The boss looked at it and said, Miss, that's a fire extinguisher!"

Song Shiwei was stunned for a moment, then he lowered his head and pursed his lips into a smile, his ears blushing involuntarily.

"It's my turn!" Xu Qingmiao said, "You have all seen "The Legend of Zhen Huan", right? There is a classic scene in which the empress is sitting on the emperor and wants to cry without tears, 'I can't sit down!'"

Song Shiwei let out a "puchi" laugh, his face flushed red, heck, he understood in a damn second.

Xiao Yi glanced at Song Shiwei in surprise, as if he was looking down on the little girl.

Everyone also laughed. Xu Qingmiao deliberately called Song Shiwei, "Xiao Song, you come too."

"Ah?" Song Shi blushed slightly, but was too embarrassed to refuse.

Clearing his throat, "Well, don't you guys have a rubber tube to stop bleeding? You also use that to tie your arm when measuring blood pressure. What's it called?"

"Cuff!" Someone rushed to answer.

Song Shi raised his voice slightly, "Oh, press (ya) pulse (me) with (de), press (ya) pulse (me) with (de)!"

The room was quiet at first, and then the audience burst into laughter. Zhang Yi slapped the table violently, Xu Qingmiao almost burst into tears, Xiao Yi held back his laughter and endured it very hard.

Song Shiwei's mind went "boom", his face and neck flushed red, did he expose himself?
Who hasn't seen two short films these days? Besides, when she writes novels, she sometimes writes some astringent fragments. If she doesn't pass the review, she can let herself go.

When Song Shiwei came out after eating, his face was still red and he no longer dared to look into Xiao Yi's eyes.

Cough, you made a mistake, you shouldn't have come today.Brother Xiao Yi's image in his mind has been completely destroyed. He doesn't think he is a slutty woman, right?
Back at the hospital, several people went back to work. Xiao Yi said that he had taken her leave and was sending her home now.

"You wait for me here, I'll drive over."

"Oh!" Song Shi nodded slightly, still guessing what kind of car Xiao Yi would be driving.

After a while, a cool black motorcycle roared and stopped in front of Song Shiwei.

Xiao Yi put his long legs on the ground, lifted up his helmet, handed another helmet to Song Shiwei, shook his head, "Get in the car!"

Song Shiwei was stunned. Xiao Yi said that he was driving a motorcycle?
This... is simply too handsome, and the contrast with him is so huge.

Looking at this car again, the BMW touring motorcycle costs 28 yuan, which is more expensive than ordinary people's scooter.

She knew this because she looked it up when she was writing the novel.

Brother Xiao Yi is really a rich man!
(End of this chapter)