The best idlers of the Tang Dynasty

"The poem says: Chaos is not divided into heaven and earth, and it is vast and indistinct. No one sees it. Since Pangu broke the majesty, he has opened up the distinction between clarity and turbidity. Overwhelming all living beings, looking up to benevolence, and inventing everything is good. If you want to know the power of good fortune, you must watch Journey to the West Biography of Shi E.

Gai Wen said that the number of heaven and earth is 12 years old, which is one yuan.Divide one yuan into twelve clubs, which are the twelve branches of Zi, Chou, Yin, Mao, Chen, Si, Wu, Wei, Shen, You, Xu, and Hai.Every meeting should be [-] years old.Let’s take a day as an example: Zishi gets Yang energy, but ugliness means rooster crows; Shenshi is evening and sunset is unitary, and Xu dusk is Rendinghai.For example, in Dashu, if it reaches the end of the Xuhui, the world will be dim and everything will be destroyed.

Going to [-] years old, at the beginning of the Interchange, it will be dark, and the two characters are all intact, so it is called chaos.At the age of [-], the Hai Hui will come to an end, the Yuan Dynasty will start under Zhenxia, ​​and the meeting of the sons will be approached, and then gradually enlightened.Shao Kangjie said: "In the half of the winter solstice, the heart of heaven has not changed. The place where the yang first moves, and when everything is not born." At this point, the sky begins to have roots~~~~~~~~~~"

The previous "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" has been closed, and seeing that the results are good, all the audience's recommendation tickets, monthly tickets and so on have all entered Du Rui's pocket, so Du Rui has also become addicted, and with the scorching summer, it is really nothing It's easy to do, so Du Rui opened a new book, "Water Margin" can't be talked about, "Jin Ping Mei" dare not talk about it, "Dream of Red Mansions" is good, it's kind and loving, it's just Du Rui's previous bad taste He gave Baochai and the others the names of all the characters in it. If he were to tell them now, a few girls would probably suspect that he had bad intentions.

So Du Ruisi thought about it, and finally decided to take out "Journey to the West", a famous fairy tale book suitable for all ages, and show it off.It’s just that the changes that should be made are naturally indispensable. At this time, Xuanzang probably hasn’t gone to Tianzhu, let alone the matter of Taizong and Xuanzang becoming brothers of the opposite sex. The ministers who saw him envious insisted on charging him with slandering the royal family, and then quartering him.

So Du Rui moved this story to the Han Dynasty. Although it is a bit far-fetched, it will not break the taboo.

Du Rui said in one breath: "The Monkey King smiled and said: 'Okay, okay, okay! From now on, it is also called Sun Wukong!" It is exactly: Hongmeng first opened up the original and had no surname, breaking the obstinate emptiness requires Wukong. After all, I don't know what way to cultivate in the future Fruit, let’s listen to the next chapter to break it down.” So far, I have finished talking about the first round of spiritual root cultivation and Daosheng, and I didn’t go any further.

Du Yunlian had never heard such a fairy tale before. Her eyes were wide open, and she was still thinking about the second time. Even Ankang, who came to rub the white book with Li Chengqian, was dumbfounded.

But Du Rui was unmoved. After finishing speaking as usual, he turned around and packed his things. This "Journey to the West" is his treasure at the bottom of the box. Wouldn't it be worse for Princess Ankang's unscrupulous little girl to have a reputation of being a genius.The original "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" was like this. After being urged to update again and again, Du Rui talked about the excitement again, and the result exploded again and again. The last "Romance of the Three Kingdoms" was over 20 days old. Repeat the same mistakes.

"It's like this again, third brother! Let's talk about it one more time today!" Du Yunlian ran over and took Du Rui's hand and shook it vigorously.

Li Chengqian was also fascinated at this time, and hurriedly said: "That's right, Chengming will say more, the Monkey King, no, what happened to Monkey King after that?"

Although Ankang didn't speak, he watched eagerly, as if he was expecting a miracle.

"I won't tell it! I won't tell it! It's agreed to be once a day, and I will make up this story too. Today is almost finished, and I don't have to talk about it tomorrow. Everyone will suffer from this hot weather again!"

Du Yunlian saw the unrequited love, pouted, and threw Du Rui's hand aside with a gloomy face, saying: "The third brother is the most stingy, but he just aroused people's thoughts, but kept silent, the most annoying !"

Du Rui didn't care, he couldn't even ask for it, let alone this clumsy trick!

"It's useless to read it. If you say you don't talk about it, you don't talk about it!"

Just thinking about throwing out the rest of the people, he began to teach Li Chengqian. During this time, what he told Li Chengqian was history, the prosperity of those dynasties, and used these examples to teach Li Chengqian how to be a king. This kind of king's way is It can't be said that there are a few people who are good teachers of the emperor in the past dynasties, and there are a few who can end well, so Du Rui can only let Li Chengqian understand some truths through continuous inspiration.

But before he could speak, he heard Du Gui report outside the study door: "Young master! The second master is here!"

Second Master!

Du Rui was stunned, he really didn't know who this second master was.

It was Du Yunfu who whispered: "Could it be the second uncle who came!"

Du Rui suddenly remembered, didn't Du Ruhui also have a younger brother named Du Chuke?The last time I sent Du Ruhui's coffin back to Du Ling, I had seen it before, but this Du Chuke had no relationship with him, and he was part of Wei Wang Li Tai's party, so why did he come here.

Li Chengqian at the side changed his face when he heard Du Chuke's visit. Although he and Li Tai were brothers by blood, they were not close, and even a bit incompatible. This elder brother puts it in his eyes. Li Tai also contacted many courtiers to criticize him about the food in Taicang last time. After an explanation, he was reprimanded by Taizong Hao.

Du Rui was stunned for a while, and then said: "Since the second uncle is here, please come to the front hall for tea, I will go right away!"

After finishing the order, Du Rui said to Li Chengqian: "His Royal Highness, the younger brother will come whenever he goes!"

As he said that, he gave Li Chengqian a reassuring look. Li Chengqian immediately understood, smiled at Du Rui, and didn't care at all. He was absolutely at ease with Du Rui.

Walking to the front hall, Du Rui saw a middle-aged man in a fine dress and long beard sitting and drinking tea. From the looks of his face, he was somewhat similar to Du Ruhui. He was the Du Chuke whom he had seen before.

Du Rui hurried forward and bowed: "My nephew Du Rui has seen my uncle!"

When Du Chuke saw Du Rui, he was slightly startled, and then he couldn't help sighing, how amazing his elder brother is, but the two sons are not good enough, and now they can only use a noble name to waste their time On the contrary, this bastard who hadn't noticed before was so heroic, he became famous all over the world at a young age, and his calligraphy was even revered as a master of the world.

"Nephew please, don't be too polite!"

Hearing this, Du Rui bowed his hands to Du Chuke again, went straight to the main seat and sat down, and said with a smile, "I haven't seen my second uncle since I left Lai Guogong's mansion. I don't know if my second uncle is visiting today, what can I tell you!?"

Although Du Rui said there was no problem, it completely changed in Du Chuke's ears. He had heard about Du Rui's brothers and sisters when they were expelled from Lai Guogong's mansion before, but he was indifferent, let alone offered to help. Now Du Rui is famous all over the world, but he ran over eagerly, as if he had other plans.

Du Chuke smiled awkwardly, and said: "Recently, I've been busy with business, and I really haven't taken good care of my brother and sister. My nephew should stop worrying about it. Today, I have something I want to say to my nephew."

"Oh!?" Du Rui smiled and said, "But I don't know what it is?"

Du Chuke said: "His Royal Highness the King of Wei has admired the name of his nephew for a long time, and now His Majesty the King of Wei has ordered His Highness to open a literature museum, and specially sent this old man to come here to hire you, nephew! This is a good opportunity! His Highness the King of Wei has won Your Majesty loves it, if my nephew enters this literature museum, are you afraid that you will not have the chance to make a fortune in the future?"

Hearing this, Du Rui nodded and smiled, "It turns out that uncle is here today to be a lobbyist!"

Du Chuke hurriedly said: "Nephew, what's the matter? He entered the literature museum to serve the court. Since the old man is your uncle, he naturally has to think about your future. Nephew, you are famous in life, but now you are avoiding living in a high school." Within the walls, how can we show our ambitions, wouldn't it be a waste of this body of talent and learning."

Du Rui smiled and said: "His Royal Highness the King of Wei showed love, my nephew is very grateful, but now my nephew is keeping a filial piety for my father, and I really don't want to go out to show off. Besides, my nephew is young, has not yet completed his studies, and has no reason for his character. He is afraid that his words will be inappropriate and offend His Royal Highness King Wei, don't talk about uncle!"

Seeing that Du Rui refused without even thinking about it, Du Chuke felt very embarrassed, and said angrily: "My nephew is so ignorant of flattery, His Royal Highness the King of Wei is a virtuous corporal, and my nephew will not be afraid to annoy His Royal Highness Wei when he refuses like this, for myself Is it inviting disaster? Besides, entering the Literature Museum is to serve the imperial court. The Holy Majesty has made a decree that His Royal Highness King Xu Wei will recruit talented scholars from all over the world. If the nephew refuses like this, it is rebelling against the decree, so think about it!"

Du Rui saw that Du Chuke's persuasion failed, and he started to speak threatening words, he couldn't help laughing and said: "Uncle said so far, the sage only allowed His Royal Highness King Wei to call talents and reopen the literature hall, but he never forced anyone to enter the literature hall , besides, my nephew has now obtained the Holy Majesty's will to be in charge of teaching the crown prince, so my uncle's coercion is deceiving the emperor!"

"You~~~~~~" Du Chuke was momentarily at a loss for words.

Du Rui continued: "Rui and His Royal Highness entrust the monarch and ministers outside, and are close friends inside. His Royal Highness regards Rui as his younger brother, but he has never heard that there is a reason in this world that brothers betray brothers and fight with brothers."

Du Rui's words clearly meant that he did not want to betray Li Chengqian, but he was actually following Du Chuke's mouth to warn Li Tai.

When Du Chuke heard the words, he couldn't help being furious, and he wanted to say more, but Du Rui stopped him and said: "There are still guests at my nephew's house, so I won't keep uncle, please go!"

Say it!He came out proudly, leaving only Du Chuke still feeling aggrieved.