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Chapter 142 Xiasanlu Poets

Ma Qian's reply made the fans furious. They immediately took a screenshot and posted it in major fan groups.

The other sugar canes took a look: This guy despised Su Zhe and cursed him for falling so badly?
It's worth it!

Which fan can tolerate such remarks?
So a large number of fans flocked to his Weibo and attacked him:

【Who are you?What kind of heat is this?If you have the ability to write your own poems and get out of the circle, don’t pretend to be an expert here. 】

[Tell me what you haven’t learned yet. You know how to show off in the clouds and mountains. I have seen many people like this. They are all laymen and pretenders! 】

[If you name him directly, I will respect you as a man. I am secretly hinting here that you don’t even dare to write the abbreviation. How embarrassing! 】

Ma Qian received only flattery and flattery on weekdays. How had he ever experienced this?He was so angry that he banned strangers from commenting and named Su Zhe:
[@苏泽, take care of your dog!Don't come out and bite!Why, you don’t allow others to comment on your poetry writing? 】

But Su Zhe is busy perfecting the arrangement, so how can he have time to post on Weibo?
Ma Qian waited for a while, but did not wait for Su Zhe's reply. He was so angry that he uploaded his certificate online and taught Gan Cane:

【Do you know what this is?Never seen it? 】

Friends and relatives explain below:
[Teacher Ma is a famous poet in my country!Member of the Poetry Society!Has won...and other awards!You hit the iron plate!If you don't want to bring trouble to Su Zhe, apologize to Teacher Ma as soon as possible! 】

Ma Qian thought that showing off his "authoritative" certificate would shut up others.

But unfortunately, in the Internet age, the last thing netizens believe in is authority.

They immediately searched for Ma Qian's works, but when they found them, fans were shocked:
"How can it be called poetry if it's so bad?"

"It's unbelievable. This is a famous Chinese poet? Has the poetry world become so bad? Fortunately, I was full of admiration for poets before."

Passers-by were confused and thought that fans were habitually slandering others. It was not until Ganzhe uploaded Ma Qian's "masterpiece" that their jaws dropped——

【Let’s go pee together
He peed on his shoes
on your pee
I peed on your legs]

Everyone: ? ? ?
【Is this a poem? [Subway old man’s face]]

[The poet's last sentence is full of humor, like a Chekovian ending... I can't make it up anymore, it's too ridiculous. 】

[I thought it was just bad, but I didn’t expect it to be so sexy... pissy! 】

Before they finished expressing their feelings, another work was uploaded:
【When you are lonely

You can use cucumber

When using cucumber

You can miss me]

Everyone laughed like crazy:

[Hahaha, why does Teacher Ma always write poems in the third way? ! 】

[I looked through his portfolio carefully, and he never mentioned anything about the upper body! 】

[It can be called a third-level poet! 】

[No wonder he looks down on Su Zhe! "Farewell" contains neither shit nor cucumbers, so how could he watch it? 】

Ma Qian became famous.

His quarrel with Cane was originally just a small argument.

On the Internet, debates, large and small, are taking place every moment, and most of them will be eliminated in the huge wave of information, like water flowing into the sea, without causing any waves.

But there are always one or two waves with different colors, like fireflies in the dark, so bright and outstanding that they will attract everyone's attention.

Ma Qian's poem is like this wave of different colors. It has a strong ability to break out of the circle and is even more popular than "Farewell".

Someone moved it from Weibo to Tieba:
[Hahaha, I don’t allow anyone who hasn’t read Teacher Ma Qian’s shit! 】

【poetry? 】

【almost!Haha, let me read Teacher Ma’s masterpiece "Constipation" -] [Shit is the same as poetry

Unable to speak
Won't come out
Finally out

But there is no paper]

Just like the sugar cane fans felt when they saw Ma Qianshi for the first time, the new friends were also shocked:
[You said he is a member of the Poetry Association? 】

[Don’t mention it, he is quite self-aware and knows that his poems are shit]

[Shiting means writing poetry, but you didn’t expect me to be a poet? 】

[I suggest Teacher Ma come to the Mentally Retarded Bar, he will definitely be the favorite of the new generation. 】

【I was there!It makes me laugh so hard. How dare this guy despise Su Zhe? "Farewell" is ten thousand times better than him! 】

[Don’t insult Su Zhe, I can write two sentences better than him. 】

On a website, they even held a vote to select the 10 funniest poems by Ma Qian, which they called a collection of selected poems.

A certain portal immediately listed an entry for "Ma Qian's Selected Poems (10 Poems)", with an score of less than 2 points.

In addition to major public platforms, "Ma Qian's Selected Poems (10)" is also circulated in various groups, attracting bursts of laughter.

The entire internet went into a frenzy.

[Everyone reads Ma Qian’s poems!Teacher Ma, the "prosperity" of poetry is here! 】

[I really like what Teacher Ma said on Weibo: The master is wandering, the clown is in the palace!Haha, although the clown is not in the hall, he is in the Poetry Association! 】

All kinds of ridicule made Ma Qian angry and panicked. In the first half of his life, he had always been in contact with others and praised each other in the circle. How could he have any room to say anything?
How dare a bunch of shameless gangsters talk about elegant things?How dare you mock him, Ma Qian?

Just ridicule, gradually some people began to question:
Why did Ma Qian join the Poetry Association?Why win the award?Why do you live so well by relying on these shits?
When I think that he can live a leisurely and prosperous life by writing this kind of "poetry", but he can only barely make a living when he is bald, anyone will feel angry:
【Check the circle thoroughly! 】

[Get rid of these parasites and let truly talented people join the association!Support Su Zhe! 】

[Farewell, Su Zhe is a good person, don’t ruin him. 】

[Does Ma Qian have the nerve to laugh at the entertainment industry?How is he better than the entertainment industry? 】

[We in the entertainment industry will not pee on someone’s legs, hei-tui! 】

Seeing that this turmoil was about to spread from Ma Qian to the entire poetry circle, some people even found out the comments of the non-famous literary critic Du Gongzi:
[Teacher Ma Qian is a representative poet of naturalism and feelingism.Some people have been writing all their lives, but they have never been able to feel the poetry itself as naturally as he did. 】

Mo Peng, a professor of literature at a certain university, once praised:

[Ma Qian’s poems are the voice of this era. Looking up from behind, I can only admire them. 】

This made everyone feel even more ridiculous and sad at the same time:

If Ma Qian hadn't been mean to Su Zhe and was skinned by netizens, would he have been able to live like this for the rest of his life?

The answer is self-explanatory, but makes it even more uncomfortable.

In addition to anger, this discomfort also derives a kind of expectation:
[The entertainment industry needs Su Zhe, and the poetry circle also needs Su Zhe. 】

[I hope that one day, in China’s art circle, there will no longer be those connected people who are just trying to make up for their mistakes. 】

[I hope that one day, all artists will be like Su Zhe and let their works speak for themselves. 】

[I hope that one day, Chinese culture will shine with greater vitality. 】

[I hope one day there will be more Su Zhe and less Ma Qian. 】

　Again, I would like to emphasize that the events in this book take place in a parallel world, and any similarities are purely coincidental.I firmly believe that this kind of thing cannot happen in reality. It’s all because the parallel world is too dark, tui!

　　
　
(End of this chapter)