The program team lost contact, and the desert island live broadcast reversed the character design

Chapter 243 "Where Has the Time Gone" is a sketch?

[Instead of watching the Spring Festival Gala, you might as well watch New Year's greetings, a program with Su Zhe! 】

[I looked at the program list, "Where Has the Time Gone?", didn't you attend the J Province Spring Festival Gala?At least a new song! 】

[Hey, although I support Su Zhe, I’m a little confused!Small websites are always like this, spending a lot of money to hire celebrities to fool them. 】

[But the Spring Festival Gala is too bad, I would rather listen to Su Zhe singing. 】

Although the reviews are mixed with praise and criticism, given that the Spring Festival Gala is so ugly, many viewers would rather turn on their mobile phones and take a look at New Year's greetings and watch Su Zhe's program.

Ten o'clock in the evening, prime time.

Before Su Zhe's program was broadcast, viewers watching the live broadcast clearly saw that the number of barrages increased rapidly, and most of them were asking:

【Have you arrived at Su Zhe? 】

【Come here specifically for Su Zhe! 】

The number of viewers increased even more horribly. Originally there were less than 1000 million viewers, but as it approached ten o'clock, it was like a rocket, rising rapidly.

By ten o'clock, the number of viewers was close to 2000 million!

Double the number of people!
The small website was shocked. They invited so many celebrities, but it was the first time they felt such an obvious amount of visitors.

"It's worth inviting Su Zhe!"

In fact, this is also related to the Spring Festival Gala. If the Spring Festival Gala was good, how could there be so many viewers?

In everyone's expectation, the program name appeared——

"where did all the time go".

The name is normal, but the subtitles that follow are not normal——

[Sketch "Where Has the Time Gone"]

[Screenwriter: Su Zhe]

[Performers: Su Zhe, Xiao Pan]

The audience was stunned:

【Skit? 】

[Isn’t this a song? 】

[Or is it written by Su Zhe himself? 】

[Is that correct? ! 】

Their heads were filled with questions, and they couldn’t help but worry about the quality of the program:
If it was a sketch that wasn't funny at all, it might as well be an old song!If it's not as good as the Spring Festival Gala, the netizens who support Su Zhe will be so embarrassed.

But Su Zhe was very confident.

This is the most popular work in the annual comedy competition. Another famous line that is very out of the circle, "The fish (entertainment) is over", is also his script.

Dashuo's books are mainly satire and parody of reality. Once you hit the right mark, it is very easy to get out of the circle and spread on a large scale.

In the worried and expectant eyes of the audience, the show started——

[In the room, classmate Xiao Pan was talking on the phone with a frown on his face:

"Hey, leader. Don't worry, the manuscript will be handed in before 12 o'clock tonight! If you can't hand it in, I'll be a dog!"

But after hanging up the phone, he immediately changed his face and looked at the clock on the wall with a calm expression:

"Why are you urging me? Isn't it only ten o'clock?"]

Although Xiao Pan is not a professional actor, he has been making jokes all year round and has a set of acting methods that he has learned from the grassroots. He is very lovable and the simple plot also shows good results.

Appreciations such as [Hahaha] [Xiao Pan is so interesting] [It feels okay, not awkward] have already appeared on the barrage.

But most of the audience didn't come to see him, and were looking forward to Su Zhe's appearance.

As they wish——

[Su Zhe suddenly jumped out from the corner, wearing a green windbreaker and showing a proud smile:

"exactly."

At this time, the WeChat message tone sounded in the background.

"WeChat, why do you keep popping up?" Xiao Pan complained, "Scream for me in the circle of friends. The manuscript must be submitted before twelve o'clock!"]

The audience immediately understood that Su Zhe was an anthropomorphic WeChat!

【This design is interesting. 】

[Just looking at the settings, it’s way higher than the Spring Festival Gala. 】

The barrages are getting denser, but they haven’t reached the point of laughter yet.

["Yo yo yo, set the flag again!" Su Zhe looked disdainful, "Let's see what you have set before?"

Su Zhe took out a box, revealed the flag inside, and hit himself in the face with Xiao Pan's hand:

"I won't change my profile picture until I lose ten pounds..." Bang!

"Go to bed early and get up early..." Bang!

"Running every night..." Bang! 】

At this point in the performance, many audience members were struck by the punchline and burst out laughing——

Even if they have never set the flag in their Moments, they must have seen their friends set it.

Slap in the face!
The intensity of the skit's satire is neither light nor heavy. Even if you are "slapped" in the face, you won't be angry. Instead, you will laugh louder:
"Hahaha! How did Su Zhe know that I had used the 'don't change my profile picture until I lost ten pounds' profile picture? Forward it to my best friends and slap them in the face together."

[Classmate Xiao Pan was anxious about being "slapped in the face" and said anxiously: "I have to rush to finish the manuscript!"

"Don't worry, I have so many messages here, you haven't read them yet." Su Zhe said coquettishly, using his enchanting posture to match the message notification sound in the background music. 】

Next, Su Zhe imitated WeChat, and Jia Xin imitated a procrastinator. He clearly had to rush for a manuscript, but he kept replying to WeChat, grabbing red envelopes, and sending emojis.

[Finally, facing the temptation of “Moments”, Jia Xin couldn’t help but said: “Then I’ll just do it for 5 minutes?”]

The audience was amused and laughed.

In modern society, who has never experienced procrastination?
Even though the deadline is right in front of me, I just can't help but check WeChat and play with my phone for a while.

[After reading a series of boring Moments articles, Xiao Pan finally became anxious, pressed his finger on the screen of his phone, and threatened:

"Believe it or not, I will uninstall you?"

Su Zhe immediately shook his body and imitated the appearance of the APP icon before it was uninstalled:
"I was wrong. Calm down. Can't you do it if I leave?"

But before Su Zhe left the stage, he smirked and moved the hands on the wall for half an hour. It's 10:30. 】

Time always passes unconsciously, and this section perfectly fits the audience's daily experience.

When does time pass fastest?
According to the theory of relativity, they are "sleep for another 5 minutes" after turning off the alarm clock, and "refresh for another 5 minutes" before starting to work.

Countless viewers laughed while watching the video:

"Fuck! Su Zhe, have you installed a camera in my house?"

"It's so real! Every time I brush it for 5 minutes, half an hour passes in the blink of an eye."

[Classmate Xiao Pan made up his mind: "I haven't decided what to write yet. I can't look at my phone anymore! Concentrate..."

As he was talking, Su Zhe put on a yellow vest, pushed a cart of watermelons, and appeared leisurely, accompanied by a Weibo message notification sound. 】

This time all the audience reacted immediately:

“This time it’s Weibo!”

“It’s over, Weibo is more time-consuming than WeChat!”

"Hahaha, Xiao Pan can't finish the manuscript today!"

["Take a look, take a look!" Su Zhe held the watermelon and yelled, "Social news, small gossip, entertainment hot searches, big gossip..."

He walked up to classmate Xiao Pan, raised his eyebrows, and said with a teasing expression: "Brother, eat the melon!"

Xiao Pan endured it for a long time, but he couldn't hold it in any longer, and said with a sullen expression:

"Then I'll just brush for 5 minutes?"]

The audience laughed like crazy:

"Hahaha! Eat melon! Su Zhe can make a pun!"

"Isn't his level of writing jokes better than that of the Spring Festival Gala?"

"Then I'll just do it for 5 minutes? Hahaha, your tone is too mean!"

[Su Zhe handed over each watermelon and introduced what hot searches they were. 】

The "melon" originally used in the lines of the skit were all jokes from the past life. Of course he couldn't use it, so he wrote a few hot searches in this world, such as someone's cheating, someone's tax evasion, etc., but they were too explosive and inconvenient to use.

So classmate Xiao Pan helped him change a few of them, using memes from this world’s anime. First, it was more in line with the style of Xiaopo Station. Second, it didn’t involve real people and would not easily cause controversy.

good results.

Some old Two-dimensional people are dissatisfied with the "de-Two-dimensional" operation of Xiaopo Station, but they are also very satisfied with Su Zhe:
"Inviting Su Zhe is the only correct operation for Xiaopo Station!"

"Other celebrities should learn from it! This is called respect!"

[The "Weibo" played by Su Zhe finally left, but before leaving, he moved the hands of the watch for half an hour.

It's 11 o'clock!

Xiao Pan looked at the time and fell into deep confusion:
"How fat is this?"]

Upgraded!
Countless viewers laughed. Xiaopo Station’s background monitoring showed that the number of viewers reached 2300 million!

Thanks to the strong reputation, new audiences are attracted one after another, laughing while watching.

"Su Zhe is so awesome!"

Although this figure is far from comparable to the hundreds of millions of viewers of the Spring Festival Gala, it is already very scary for New Year greetings.

[Classmate Xiao Pan swears:
"Put the phone aside. I will never touch it until I finish writing the manuscript."

But at this moment, Su Zhe appeared wearing a costume with a small TV logo and singing a song that has recently become popular in short videos. 】

Here, it is more appropriate and common to use a short video APP, but after all, the owner is a small and broken website, and it is really inappropriate for Su Zhe to advertise competing products.

Fortunately, the content is similar, and many up owners publish their works across the entire network.

Unlike online article authors, they own the copyright of their videos and can publish them on all platforms at will.

The audience also understood very well and became excited:
"Hahaha! Short video software!"

"The big BOSS is here!"

They laughed together, and even watched classmate Xiao Pan say the classic line after losing resistance:
"Then I'll just brush for 5 minutes?"

Su Zhe constantly imitated popular short video movie commentary, store tours, reviews, house dances, etc., making the audience laugh out loud:

"Su Zhe usually watches short videos a lot!"

"Knowing a lot."

"This is called a golden sentence! It used to be like this in the Spring Festival Gala, but now it only copies Internet buzzwords."

"Hahaha, he's so good at house dancing, much better than the top dancer in the dance area!"

"After all, he is starting out as a trainee. How can he be compared to a marginal anchor?"

[After the dazzling imitation show, Su Zhe was driven away by classmate Xiao Pan, but he moved the minute hand for 55 minutes in one breath.

11:55!
There are only 5 minutes left before submission!

Classmate Xiao Pan collapsed:
"Who studied this? He must be the devil who devours time."]

I don’t know how many people resonated with this sentence.

Many modern people are faced with the situation of spending too much time on mobile phone software.

Nipplele, in the era of big data, transforms into the devil who understands you best.

[In the end, Xiao Pan didn’t finish the manuscript until 12 o’clock.

Su Zhe, on the other hand, picked up the guitar and appeared in red clothes dressed as a certain cloud.

Everyone in Xiao Pan’s classmate was numb: “Is it time to emo?”]

"Hahaha! That's so appropriate."

“At midnight, it’s my most vulnerable moment, listening to music and falling into doubt about life.”

"Su Zhe's songs make me emo the most. Accompanied by his singing, I pay tribute to ideals, youth, friendship and love."

"Could it be that Su Zhe can also emo?"

"Don't forget that he is a singer-songwriter! How can he write such sad ballads without being emo?"

(End of this chapter)