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Chapter 309 Seeing Su Zhe on New Year’s Eve

Both of Su Zhe's songs are excellent, but they did not cause any craze.

The barrage is very understandable:

[After all, explosions are rare. 】

[The local Spring Festival Gala is not a central stage, so we can’t force it. 】

But just as the H Province Satellite TV Spring Festival Gala came to an end, the host Wang Yaoyu announced excitedly:

"Now we invite our musical genius, China's new king, Jinlin's best singer - Su Zhe! to bring his new song."

He deliberately did not name the song and asked Su Zhe to tell everyone in person.

This third song is also Su Zhe's last song. After the plea of ​​H Province Satellite TV, Su Zhe finally agreed to come up with a new song.

He thought for a long time and decided to choose a festive song to counteract "Tumor King" in advance, so as not to blame him for crying during the Chinese New Year.

Speaking of festive songs during the New Year, it must be the one known as "ethnic style outdoors, Liu Tianwang indoors", which dominates major supermarkets and small stores during the New Year...

As a result, the audience at the scene and in front of the TV series watched Su Zhe wearing a festive Tang suit on stage and bowing in all directions.

There were also a group of cute fat dolls running around holding couplets and flower baskets, and the dancers were also wearing festive clothes and dancing lively on the stage.

The prelude to the music started, and all the audience were dumbfounded:

[Such a party-style song? Su Zhe, you have fallen! 】

[How did my king of ballads and prince of love songs become a country rich man? 】

[Haha, I sang "Listen to our love back then" and "I'm sorry to make you sad" earlier, and it suddenly became festive. 】

[Su Zhe is indeed a musical talent, his style has changed too much. 】

In the sound of music, Su Zhe finally said the name of the new song:

"The same blessings I wish to everyone - "Gong Xi Fa Cai"!"

【I congratulate you on getting rich

I congratulate you for your wonderful...]

Su Zhe sang joyfully, and everyone was happy to hear it, and they couldn't help but sigh:

[I don’t know why, but when I heard this song, I suddenly felt so old-fashioned. 】

[What’s wrong with the dirt? The New Year flavor has to be a bit earthy, it’s too foreign and I don’t feel it. 】

After Su Zhe said a lot of auspicious words, he completed the task and said goodbye to Liu Heluo and his newlyweds:

"Hiss, you are so enthusiastic today..."

After the Spring Festival Eve, Su Zhe rushed back to the capital to prepare for the road show of "Tumor King".

But he did not expect that after the song "Gong Xi Fa Cai" was uploaded to the Internet for free, it would immediately spread like a virus.

Individual listeners generally won't listen to this song specifically. After all, it's too noisy and will hurt your brain if you listen to it too much.

But the merchants seemed to have found the BGM that best suited the New Year atmosphere. One family passed it on to ten stores, and ten stores passed it on to hundreds of stores. It spread instantly to all supermarkets and supermarkets in China.

It happens to be the time to buy New Year’s goods, and countless customers said:

[I walked from one store to another and listened to "Gong Xi Fa Cai" thousands of times in the afternoon! Close your eyes now and that's the lyrics. 】

[God knows, I went from the big city to listen to "Gong Xi Fa Cai" to buy new year's goods. When I returned to the village, the small shop at the entrance of the village was also playing! 】

[How did this quickly achieve national unification? 】

【It’s so magical. 】

[Even children’s cult classics such as “First Grade Thief, Second Grade Thief” and “Kick to the Department Store” can be unified across the country, let alone songs? 】

[We must believe that good literary and artistic works must have strong vitality and be able to penetrate people's hearts like brainwashing. 】

[Wherever there is well water, everyone can sing Liu Ci; wherever there is a merchant house, everyone can listen to Su Zhe's songs. 】

Under this craze, Su Zhe's business performances suddenly increased. Many merchants invited him to sing "Gong Xi Fa Cai" live to promote last year's goods, which was a good sign for the new year.

"I never expected that "Gong Xi Fa Cai" will really make you rich! Gong Xi Fa Cai~"

Yan Xiling couldn't help but sigh.

Su Zhe shrugged:

Where did we end up? Twenty years later, this song is still a New Year BGM!

Seeing Su Zhe making money easily, everyone in the industry was dumbfounded——

Did this kid become popular again?

Can this song even be a hit?

As we all know, whenever a literary and artistic work becomes popular, there are colleagues who try to follow suit.

This is normal, and it is also the key to the flourishing of literary and artistic works.

But colleagues studied Su Zhe over and over again, but they couldn't tell what his style was.

It was once very clear - a ballad!

But then it gradually became blurry and started to include pop music, love songs, etc. Why are you still writing ethnic songs now?

"Imitate your mother! How can you follow the trend?"

Colleagues were devastated.

The CCTV Spring Festival Gala also collapsed——

We haven’t even started yet, and the best show of the year is gone?

This is an unclear loss!

Last year, they made a huge mistake. They missed Su Zhe, and they also missed the best Spring Festival Gala songs and skits last year——

"Where Has the Time Gone"×2

This year they were really sincere and kept inviting Su Zhe to rehearsals.

But what is the saying?

——You used to be indifferent to me, but now I make it impossible for you to reach high!

Su Zhe didn't need the stage of the Spring Festival Gala at all. He was busy filming "Swordsman" and was too lazy to attend the rehearsal.

So this year, we really can’t blame CCTV for not inviting Su Zhe.

But the audience didn't know that. They only knew that Su Zhe was canceled from the program last year, and he was not included in this year's program. They were immediately angry and satirized CCTV:

[Do you think your ratings are too high? Okay, I won’t watch it, I’d rather watch Little Po Station to say Happy New Year! 】

[CCTV still doesn’t understand who is the thigh? If you don't invite Su Zhe, are you sick? 】

[I was better as a director than I am now, at least I know whose lap to hug. 】

It was useless for the audience to get angry, the rehearsal had already been completed, and there was no way that CCTV would invite Su Zhe temporarily just because of the voice of the masses.

On the contrary, it was Xiaopozhan who announced excitedly:

[To celebrate the New Year this year, Teacher Su Zhe once again brings you a skit. It’s prime time at ten o’clock, remember to come and laugh! 】

This time, Xiaopozhan was fully prepared and came to record a few days in advance.

Still old friends, classmates Huang Cancan and Xiao Pan.

As soon as classmate Xiao Pan met, he couldn’t wait to ask:

"Teacher Su, have you prepared the script? I have carefully written the script for a year, and I will not let you down!"

He didn't put much thought into it last time, thinking that Su Zhe was just fooling around like other celebrities, so he also fooled around and prepared a book that wasn't funny.

Unexpectedly, Su Zhe was disgusted after seeing it and simply wrote "Where Has the Time Gone" by himself, which was a great success.

Although he followed Zhanguang and gained great exposure and was envied by countless up owners, he was still a little hurt in his heart——

I am a full-time comedy host, but I was instantly killed by Su Zhe, a celebrity who plays tricks? This is so frustrating!

So he prepared carefully for a year, overturned countless ideas, and was finally inspired by the recent Qing L operation. He was so inspired that he wrote a satirical book that would surely amaze Su Zhe and clear his name!

Su Zhe heard what he said and said honestly:

"not yet."

There are so many sketches that can be copied, and any one of them will be a hit.

However, the stage for Xiaopo Station to celebrate his birthday is too small, and the influence is not enough. Su Zhe does not want to produce a work that is too good, lest it be buried. Anyway, he decided that if Xiao Pan could come up with a qualified notebook, he would not consume the inventory.

Xiao Pan immediately became happy, took out a notebook, handed it to Su Zhe and Huang Cancan, and said proudly:

"This is a book I wrote based on Operation Qing L. It is positive, funny, and especially ironic!"

Su Zhe took the book, read it quickly, and couldn't help but admire:

"It's really excellent. He deserves to be one of the top 100 ups. He is the master of comedy. It's amazing!"

Classmate Xiao Pan chuckled, feeling embarrassed to be praised by the big star.

Huang Cancan also thought the script he wrote was very funny, much better than the skit being rehearsed for the Spring Festival Gala, and couldn't help but sigh:

"It's over. This year's Spring Festival Gala will be instantly defeated by you two."

"Haha, it's too much praise. It's too much praise."

Classmate Xiao Pan felt even happier when he was praised by his otaku wife.

But Huang Cancan looked at Su Zhe worriedly and reminded:

"But isn't the satire in this book too strong? Teacher Su is an insider after all, so there are some lines that are not very good, right? It's too offending."

Classmate Xiao Pan slapped his head and said with a wry smile:

"Sorry, I forgot about it. Then I'll change it. Unfortunately, the irony will be reduced after the change, and it won't be that funny."

Su Zhe waved his hand:

"It's not very good. The satire needs to be strengthened."

"Ah?" Classmate Xiao Pan and Huang Cancan both looked at him in surprise.

Su Zhe remembered a sketch from his previous life, also written by Da Suo, "Idol Waiter", which satirized domestic entertainment talent shows and idols, and attracted 4 million followers in one fell swoop.

This made two newcomers and a new show instantly famous overnight, which shows that the quality is indeed good, but the main thing is to write it into the hearts of the audience.

There were many sketches back then, which used satire to reveal the funny aspects of reality, which were both funny and advanced, and also had practical significance.

For example, "Playing Poker" (playing poker with business cards), "A Salesman" (Universe Brand Cigarettes), "Clever Name" (Colon), etc.

Under the relatively loose literary and artistic censorship, a brief but brilliant peak of sketch content was born. Su Zhe even felt that it was more rare than the technical peak of the two generations of sketch kings Chen and Zhao in the future.

But compared with those satirical masterpieces, although "Idol Waiter" is popular, it cannot be called excellent. It is just a parody. It is very picky to the audience, and it doesn't feel bad when it is released.

So Su Zhe simply wrote the script of "Idol Waiter" on the back of classmate Xiao Pan's script.

Classmate Xiao Pan and Huang Cancan watched him move his pen on the paper quickly, and they instantly remembered the script he wrote on the napkin last year.

Huang Cancan's eyes were shining, and he had a premonition that he would witness another miraculous moment of genius' shining inspiration. His big eyes stared at Su Zhe closely, his face full of admiration.

Classmate Xiao Pan’s heart skipped a beat:

Damn, this familiar feeling...

Soon, Su Zhe finished writing all the lines and handed them to Huang Cancan to read.

Huang Cancan immediately started reading eagerly. Xiao Pan was too embarrassed to stand next to his otaku wife, so he had to wait anxiously and observe Huang Cancan's expression.

Huang Cancan looked at it for a moment and then smiled like a silver bell:

"Hahaha! It's so funny!"

"How did you come up with this? I really want to cut open your brain and see!"

"Have you finished your domestic entertainment? Hahaha, so full of sarcasm! You are too aggressive!"

Xiao Pan became more and more anxious as he listened. Finally, after Huang Cancan finished reading, he took the script over and scanned it quickly.

After reading a few lines, he couldn't help but laugh and feel sad:

"Hey, it makes me happy and sad at the same time. How could you write such a good book?"

Huang Cancan also nodded in agreement:

"It's really amazing. If you don't act in sketches, it will be the biggest loss to the Chinese sketch industry!"

Su Zhe smiled. Dasuo was quite talented, but these were the only two top-notch books he wrote, and the rest were just average.

Now that he has copied them all, he naturally looks awesome.

But this hasn’t even used the inventory of two generations of sketch kings!

So Su Zhe just smiled modestly:

"A piece of work written casually cannot reach the level of elegance. The two of you have given it too much praise."

Two people:…

He sounds so pretentious, but he looks so sincere...

Classmate Xiao Pan smiled bitterly and said:

"I'm convinced, then let's act according to Teacher Su's script! Let me confirm again. Is there really no need to save face for my colleagues?"

Su Zhe shrugged. Even if he didn't do anything, as long as he held the title of "model idol", his peers would be jealous of him and keep saying weird things behind his back.

In this case, why should he consider joining the group?

Fuck him!

A few days later, Su Zhe and Xiao Pan completed the recording of "Idol Waiter" and handed it over to Xiaopo Station in advance.

After Xiaopozhan saw the quality of the sketch, he was very satisfied. He was glad that he had a firm grasp on Su Zhe and promised to use the greatest publicity efforts.

Hot search——

#New Year’s Eve at ten o’clock, watch Su Zhe’s sketch#

[Don’t worry, remember to change the channel. 】

[Just waiting for Su Zhe. 】

[CCTV will know who is the big daddy on New Year’s Eve? 】

I don’t know if CCTV is panicking, but Ye Zehong is panicking anyway:

"Is he sick? Why choose ten o'clock? It happens to be my show! Can I change the time?"

He once went toe-to-toe with Su Zhe on the Spring Festival Gala stage, but now he is timid. Even with the huge Spring Festival Gala audience behind him, he does not dare to compare with Su Zhe who is paying his respects.

Unfortunately, the Spring Festival Gala replied to him:

"It's been rehearsed a long time ago, I really can't change it."

New Year's Eve.

It was another boring Spring Festival Gala. The audience gathered around the TV, making dumplings, making glutinous rice balls, sending WeChat messages, and playing games. They were busy doing their own thing, except for watching the program.

Finally it was ten o'clock.

Ye Zehong's handsome face appeared on the TV screen, but it was quickly turned off and switched to a small station to say New Year greetings.

At the same time, shouts rang out from various families:

"Mom, stop making dumplings, Su Zhe's skit is about to begin."

"That's Su Zhe from last year! How funny!"

"Come and see Su Zhe! He is the only one who can watch the sketch."

While calling friends, "Idol Waiter" begins.

Su Zhe plays the former idol who goes to apply for a job as a waiter, and Xiao Pan, an older classmate, plays the boss.

On the surface, the two were interviewing waiters, but they used a lot of jokes about talent shows and idol circles, which made the audience who could understand couldn't help but laugh:

[Hahaha, Su Zhe is so bad! The sarcasm is spot on! 】

[I remember he also debuted in the draft, right? Sure enough, only insiders can write such connotative jokes. 】

[Girls in the fandom are angry and want to laugh at the same time, it’s so exciting! 】

【Is the inner fish finished? Internal entertainment is over! Hahaha! I'm going to laugh like crazy! 】

[No, I believe that as long as Su Zhe is here, internal entertainment will never end. 】

In fact, "Idol Waiter" is very selective about its audience. If you don't pay attention to talent shows and idols, it will be difficult to get the laughs.

If this skit was put on the Spring Festival Gala, most of the older audiences would really not understand it and would find it boring.

But on Xiaopozhan, it happens to be on the same channel as the users, and these viewers who find it funny happen to be the netizens who have the largest say on the Internet and like to comment the most.

So "Idol Waiter" and the phrase "The fish is over" became an instant hit and once again became the most popular sketch and famous line on New Year's Eve!

　"Idol Waiter" is indeed very selective about the audience. If you don't understand it, you won't find it funny, but the popularity is real, because people who understand it like to surf the Internet.

　　It's not that Su Zhe hasn't seen better sketches, but Su Zhe won't use a sketch that is suitable for all ages on such a poor platform to celebrate the New Year. He will wait until the Spring Festival Gala bows his head.

　　

　

(End of this chapter)