The program team lost contact, and the desert island live broadcast reversed the character design

Chapter 319 Monopoly on art evaluation, calligraphy ranks first in contemporary times

When Su Zhe casually said, "I know a little bit about it," everyone thought he was doing a variety show effect.

The water friends were still joking, but they saw him skillfully picking up the brush and standing next to the table. The tip of the pen passed lightly over the inkstone, with a thoughtful expression on his face, as if he was thinking about what to write.

[What an elegant and noble man! 】

【You won before you even write! I feel more powerful than the calligraphy master. 】

[Haha, even if Su Zhe draws eggs on rice paper, I am still willing to buy them at a high price. 】

The camera gradually moved towards Su Zhe's thinking face.

After thinking for a moment, he seemed to have thought of what to write, with a smirk on his face.

【Ah, I love it! 】

[Kill with a side face! Brother kill me! 】

The live broadcast photographer was very professional, and the picture gradually moved from a close-up of Su Zhe’s face to his hands——

The joints are distinct and there are slight tendons. The long white fingers gently hold the jet black pen barrel, making it more and more charming.

[I never knew I was in manual control until just now. 】

【I really want to be touched by these hands! 】

[Stop pinching the pen, pinch mine. 】

[The barrages are getting more and more outrageous, and the idiots are calming down. 】

Su Zhe flicked his wrist, his movements were light and graceful, the tip of his pen crossed the paper, and the ink slowly penetrated, forming smooth and powerful lines.

A line of words slowly appeared under his pen:

【Gentlemen love fortune, in a proper way】

It was only then that some water friends turned their attention away from Su Zhe's hand and paid attention to the words he wrote:

[I’m laughing so hard. A gentleman loves money. How can he get it in a wise way? You are mocking Dong Jinwen with your face! 】

[Hahaha, Su Zhe is so good at it. He criticizes Sang and Huai, and is full of yin and yang. 】

[Old fans reported that Su Zhe always criticized the king, and Cai Zifeng was speechless every time. 】

The commentators laughed loudly, and the photographer also made trouble and pointed directly at Dong Jinwen.

He looked very unhappy and stared at Su Zhe's writing, which made the water friends laugh again.

They thought Dong Jinwen looked ugly after being beaten up, but what shocked him even more was Su Zhe's level——

Why is it written so well? Better than him!

After Su Zhe finished writing, the photographer quickly turned the camera around to show the complete line of words.

The barrage was very surprising:

【Huh? So well written? 】

[This is called knowing a little bit? The level is too high! 】

[It feels no worse than my grandfather’s writing. 】

[It’s really good-looking. Who said just now that Su Zhe definitely couldn’t write, otherwise he would have shown off a long time ago? 】

[Haha, don’t you know? Su Zhe is a treasure star. You never know what skills he hides. 】

The guests were even more shocked and stared at the calligraphy works in disbelief:

"Su Zhe, are you really good at calligraphy? I never see you practicing calligraphy."

"I don't know calligraphy, but it looks really good."

"Is the person more beautiful or the handwriting more beautiful?"

"They all look good!"

Su Zhe raised his eyebrows at them, looked at Dong Jinwen with a smile, and said yin-yang:

"Master Dong, can you give me some advice?"

——Youyi is an advanced calligrapher. Do you dare to point me to my top calligraphy?

Dong Jinwen was silent for a moment, then shook his head and sighed:

"As a star, it is really rare to be able to write this kind of calligraphy, but it is a pity that it is not tangible and lacks charm. It doesn't matter, if I practice for several decades and accumulate knowledge, it is possible to become a master."

When the sugarcanes heard these words, they were so excited that they cheered loudly:

[Thank you Master Dong for your recognition! My brother is so awesome, he has a chance to become a master in calligraphy. 】

[Teacher Dong is very generous. Even if he is ridiculed, he still gives high praise. 】

When Su Zhe heard Dong Jinwen's comments and saw the barrage, he was completely confused:

Is this a high rating?

Dong Jinwen's calligraphy level is not as good as Su Zhe's, so how dare he say that he is "tangible but not spiritual"?

Who gave him the face?

But unfortunately, no one in the barrage thought anything was wrong, and thought Dong Jinwen was praising Su Zhe.

Su Zhe suddenly realized:

Even if water friends know calligraphy, it is impossible to reach the top level. How can they distinguish the subtle differences between high-level and top-level?

This is not sports. It can be measured in as little as 0.01 seconds. There is no way to lie with your eyes open.

"It has no form, no charm?" Su Zhe squinted his eyes and looked at Dong Jinwen.

Dong Jinwen looked calm:

"I see no soul in your words."

He deliberately used such mysterious words as his evaluation, firstly, he really could not find any flaws in Su Zhe's calligraphy, and secondly, it was difficult for Su Zhe to refute.

Su Zhe also discovered it, and he couldn't refute it at all, because authorities almost monopolized the right to evaluate works of art.

Unlike movies, where professionals can praise the movie lavishly, the audience can also give it a low score and call it nonsense.

But for works of art, authoritative people say, the market price is high. Ordinary people will only think that their inability to understand is a lack of artistic literacy, and they dare not call bullshit at will.

So at this moment, Dong Jinwen said that Su Zhe was "tangible but not spiritual", and he was "tangible but not spiritual". Then his top-notch calligraphy could not compare with Dong Jinwen's advanced calligraphy.

"No wonder the Cultural Communication Association values ​​monopoly so much and doesn't want me to interfere."

Su Zhe looked at Dong Jinwen mockingly, but saw that he did not dodge and showed no shame at all.

The guests at the scene couldn't understand this scene, and the water friends couldn't understand either. They didn't understand why Dong Jinming was clearly "praising" Su Zhe, but the relationship between the two became even colder.

Some people even think that Su Zhe is petty and ignorant.

Only one professor in the expert group who studied the history of calligraphy was extremely shocked. He held his head and shouted:

"How dare he! How dare Dong Jinwen say that?!"

Other experts looked at him and asked puzzledly:

"Isn't Dong Jinwen's evaluation very high?"

"Yes, although it is a bit arrogant, it is still sincere."

The professor was angry:

"You're so sincere! Is he worthy of commenting on Su Zhe's calligraphy?"

He immediately paused the live broadcast, stopped at the calligraphy, and shouted:

"This is called having no charm? The sarcasm and disdain contained in these eight words are all coming to my face!"

The others looked at each other, couldn't help but look at the professor, and asked hesitantly:

"You mean, Su Zhe's calligraphy is rated more impressive than Dong Jinwen's?"

The professor immediately nodded and said:

"It's not that he's more powerful than what he said, it's that he's more powerful than Dong Jinwen! He's much more powerful!"

All the experts were stunned——

Is Su Zhe's calligraphy better than Dong Jinwen whose works are worth millions? !

The calligraphy professor hesitated and then said:

"In my opinion, Su Zhe can even be called...the best in contemporary times."

Wow!

Many experts stood up suddenly, overturned their chairs, and looked at the professor in stunned silence:

"Are you serious?"

"You're kidding!"

"No. 1 in our generation? He is so young!"

The professor pointed to the paused live broadcast:

"The words are right here. You don't read the words, but look at the age?"

A group of experts stared at the picture closely and couldn't help but say:

"Don't tell me, the more I look at it, the more charming it becomes."

"That's right, I didn't look carefully at it just now, but now it looks like it's perfect."

"Although the price of calligraphy is not high, if it is the number one calligrapher in the world and the first work to be unveiled in public, it may be worth a fortune."

They watched it obsessively for a long time before remembering to evaluate it. They quickly recorded it truthfully and resumed the live broadcast.

After resuming the live broadcast, they found that Su Zhe took the guests to play games.

The priceless calligraphy works he wrote were piled aside casually; on the contrary, Dong Jinwen's calligraphy was being carefully framed by Shen Deyang.

"Buy a casket and return a pearl!"

"Bastard!"

"If you don't cherish it, give it to me! I will never sell it for money, I will keep it for the family."

A group of experts screamed sadly, but did not dare to contact the program team due to the requirement not to appear.

This made them feel even more heartbroken and they could hardly breathe. By the time they took their reluctant eyes off the calligraphy works, Su Zhe had already started playing games with the guests——

Smash the water balloon!

To put it simply, one group of people lie down in accordance with the regulations on one side of the wall, and the other group throws water balloons on the other side of the wall. The more hits, the higher the score.

(Refer to the game "Run")

After reading the introduction to the rules, the experts couldn't help but discuss:

"This game looks very simple. Is it interesting? People like to watch water balloons being smashed?"

"And what does it have to do with promoting national treasures? Why did it suddenly change from "Manuscript of Memorial to My Nephew" to a game of smashing water balloons?"

Of course it does matter. The rules continue to state that the two groups must first write on rice paper and stick it on the ground. Then they can touch the words written on the ground according to the other party's request, and then they will naturally lie down on the ground.

(It’s equivalent to replacing the floor with calligraphy in a running game)

According to the rules, the guests from the Xiaoao group took writing brushes and wrote crookedly on pieces of rice paper, writing only one word on each piece of rice paper.

When the water friends saw what they wrote, they couldn't help laughing:

[This is normal behavior! Hahaha, I wrote it like a dog crawling. 】

[Actually, Cheng Lanyun’s pen calligraphy is quite beautiful, but he obviously hasn’t practiced calligraphy. 】

[I regained my balance instantly. After Su Zhe finished writing, I thought I was the only one who couldn’t do calligraphy. 】

After they finish writing, they show it to the time travel group.

Su Zhe thought:

"Warning, evil, sword, magic, sunflower, flower, treasure, code... you guys are really good at choosing words."

Li Wenshi chuckled and said:

"Brother, who made "Swordsman" the most famous skills now?"

[Yes, I was shocked when I saw "If you want to practice this skill, you must first commit suicide." Su Zhe is so funny. 】

[I really don’t know what Su Zhe is thinking. 】

[These two techniques have become classic mixed martial arts techniques, specially used to deceive people. 】

After showing all the words, the crossing group retreated behind a wall, and the Xiaoao group posted the written rice paper on the mat on the ground.

After they covered the mat, Su Zhe casually announced:

"Fa, Kwai, Sword, Pi!"

The water friends watched with curiosity and saw Qiu Jiacheng placing his left and right feet and hands on the rice paper on which Su Zhe read the characters, and lying on his back on the mat in the shape of a big character.

After he lay down, Su Zhe still stood behind the wall, picked up a balloon filled with water, and asked:

"Jiacheng, are you ready?"

Qiu Jiacheng was about to speak when he heard Li Wenshi shouting at him:

"Don't answer! Don't answer! Don't answer!"

Only then did Qiu Jiacheng react:

Su Zhe wants to defraud him of his position!

"Senior Brother Linghu is so insidious..." he mouthed to the camera and complained.

[Haha, did you just know? 】

[This young man is no match for Su Zhe. 】

Su Zhe didn't get a response and wasn't frustrated. He raised the water balloon, randomly found a spot in the middle, and threw it toward the other side of the wall——

Snapped!

"Hahaha!"

Su Zhe only heard crazy laughter coming from the other side of the wall, with a strange look on his face:

"Smashed? Why are his teammates laughing? Isn't it too ununited?"

The other guests in the Swordsman group didn't want to laugh, but they couldn't help it, because the water balloon thrown by Su Zhe was impartial and hit Qiu Jiacheng's crotch.

Qiu Jiacheng's facial features were wrinkled, and his expression was painful and embarrassing.

(Reference picture, right on target)

When Danmaku saw his expression, he almost died laughing——

[Hahaha, it hit Qiu Jiacheng’s vitals! 】

[He can’t make it? 】

[It doesn't matter, Junior Brother Lin wants to practice the "Evil Sword Technique" anyway, so there is no need for it. I just pity the little junior sister. 】

[It’s so simple, Su Zhe wants to make his junior brother a eunuch both in and out of the play! 】

At this time, Su Zhe was still listening to the laughter with a confused look on his face, and continued to throw the water balloon at the same angle and intensity.

——So he hit Xiao Qiu Jiacheng again.

Everyone laughed more joyfully.

Even the experts, who were still questioning the game, couldn't help laughing together when they saw this scene:

"Isn't this young man too unlucky? Hahaha!"

"If it wasn't a live broadcast, I would have suspected it was a script designed in advance. It's such a coincidence."

"I have a hunch that this clip will become a famous scene."

As they expected, during the live broadcast, the clip spread to the Internet and became a hot search——

#林平之了自 palace again#

When Su Zhe threw all the water balloons and hit them all on Xiao Qiu Jiacheng, he walked out of the wall and realized the target he hit.

He was completely stunned. He wanted to laugh but was embarrassed, so he could only hold it in and asked Qiu Jiacheng:

"Brother, are you okay?"

[Does he want to ask, "Brother, are you okay?" or "Is your brother okay?" 】

【A meaning……】

Qiu Jiacheng looked hurt and looked at Su Zhe resentfully——

Ever since I started working with Mr. Su, although his achievements in his works have been very impressive, his head was shaved first, and then his younger brother was beaten. It was like... letters!

Su Zhe suppressed his laughter, patted him on the shoulder, and defended himself:

"You can't blame me. Who asked you to write such an unlucky exercise? It would be great to write 'Star Absorbing Technique'... Wait, it feels like it will attract water balls. Write 'Dugu Nine Swords'. It's a ball-breaking style. It will definitely not hit you. ."

The guests of the time travel group laughed at Qiu Jiacheng for a long time, and finally it was their turn to be the target.

The Xiaoao Group strongly requests:

"We are going to hit Su Zhe! Come quickly! Let Jiacheng take revenge!"

Su Zhe shrugged, picked up the rice paper, splashed ink, and wrote a string of rare characters:

[Thinking about the pure green of earthworms...]

The guests of the Swordsman group were all dumbfounded:

"What is all this? It looks like a mess."

"How to pronounce it?"

"Su Zhe, you can't write blindly, can you? Is this a word?"

Water friends were also dumbfounded and asked the same question. Fortunately, someone had a fast Internet connection and wrote the pronunciation——

[I checked it and it should be read: Dawo La Bengsi Bar Bandai Chunbei Ludibu...]

【Who knows this? Su Zhe relies on his high education to bully others! 】

[Su Zhe is so smart that he immediately found a way to win this game. 】

After Su Zhe finally finished writing, he felt refreshed and said:

"I guarantee with my personality that they are all words. Say it first and pronounce it correctly before I touch the corresponding word. Take a closer look. You should recognize it, right?"

Li Wenshi looked at each word and read:

"I only know - Wosi Chunlu (I am a stupid donkey)!"

Hearing her pronounce these four words, the guests couldn't help laughing, and the barrage was occupied by "Hahahaha".

Li Wenshi was stunned for a moment before she came to her senses and shouted:

"Brother, how good are you!"

Su Zhe chuckled and shrugged:

"I write so many words, but you only know these four, do you blame me?"

He chuckled and urged the Smiling Team:

"After reading it, hide behind the wall. I'm going to put up rice paper."

A smile appeared on Cheng Lanyun's face. After he finished posting, he smiled and said to the guests in the same group:

"Don't worry, I just used my mobile phone to check out the pronunciation. Today we let Su Zhe - he is too clever to be clever!"

The other guests were overjoyed and laughed together.

On the other side of the wall, Su Zhe's nervous voice came:

"Master, what about the relationship between master and disciple?"

Cheng Lanyun said with a bad smile:

"Today, as a teacher, we have to clean up our sect! Disciple, I'm asking you to be clever, but listen carefully - Dalabeng!"

After reading it, she couldn't help but think in her mind:

"Although it's a rare word, it's easy to pronounce."

(End of this chapter)