The program team lost contact, and the desert island live broadcast reversed the character design

Chapter 57 Plateau Red, Zombie Makeup

No matter how sour some lemons are, Su Zhe’s behavior is considered very gentlemanly in the eyes of most people——

In order to help Zhou Yongmei resolve her embarrassment, he helped her apply lotion regardless of competition.

[Su Zhe is really too gentle. 】

[No wonder Zhou Yongmei’s eyes are so fiery, I would have fallen for it. 】

[Wait a minute, isn’t Nuan Nan ranked behind the dog?I have been following the example of a cold man for a long time, why has the trend changed again? 】

[Besides being warm, he is called a warm man. He is handsome, strong, and warm. He is called a sweet CEO. He is more charming than a domineering president.]

[The version is updated so fast, I can’t keep up! 】

[It’s all bullshit. When has a handsome guy shaved his head?Both versions are strong heroes. 】

[Wow, earth OL is so difficult! 】

After Su Zhe applied the lotion, he discovered——

【Gentleness(53%→62%)】

【Arrangement (Advanced)】

It seems like you really don’t need an arranger teacher?
Even the lyrics and music arrangement can be done, and the guitar and piano can also be recorded by myself. All it takes is a tool person to help with the production.

After he finished wiping it off, Zhou Yongmei had a look of regret in her eyes. She sighed and looked at Lin Shaner enviously:
My brother is going to accompany that hateful woman again.

Lin Shaner: Humph, this is my Oppa, I advise you not to push yourself too far!

[The sense of sight in palace fighting drama]

[How can Su Gou be so virtuous! 】

[Yes, aren’t you more handsome than me, stronger than me, gentler than me, and more talented than me? 】

【…】

[Brother, be kind to yourself, there is no need to be so cruel. 】

Su Zhe continued to do Lin Shaner's makeup. After applying a series of products such as isolation, sunscreen, and primer, he asked:
"Teacher Lin, what kind of makeup do you want to wear? Girl group makeup?"

When Lin Shaner heard that she could even choose makeup, she suddenly thought:

"I like watching Chinese fairy dramas very much. Can you put on fairy makeup for me?"

She said that she liked Chinese TV series, and the comments started praising them.

Of course Su Zhe wanted to satisfy her, so he immediately took out his mobile phone, searched it, and asked:

"Speaking of beauties in ancient costumes, do you know An Ling'er?"

"I know, Teacher An is also very popular in Bang Country!" Lin Shan'er nodded immediately.

Su Zhe turned the phone screen to her and said:
"How about the fairy makeup, the makeup she wore when she was young and famous?"

Lin Shaner nodded sweetly: "Well, of course."

Here they choose makeup and barrage uniforms:

[Look at Su Zhe, Ma Bu is so stable, and he can even let the model choose her makeup calmly. 】

[The stable stance of the horse indicates strong thighs, and the small electric motor indicates...]

[Stop talking, or you will be banned forever. 】

[Every time I see Su Zhe, I suspect that the tasks designed by the program team are too simple, but when I change the live broadcast room, I find that Cai Zifeng is exhausted. 】

[Cai Zifeng is great. If the other two can stand in front of the model, it will be considered a success. 】

In the barrage of praise, Su Zhe said confidently:
"Let's put some blush on first."

Lin Shan'er was immersed in happiness and was a little surprised:
“Blush is the first step?”

Su Zhe said firmly: "Yes."

Lin Shaner wanted to say something else, but the staff immediately reminded her not to give hints to her partner.

Lin Shan'er had no choice but to shut up, but a trace of doubt and panic began to appear in her eyes.

Su Zhe didn't notice and stared at the blush palette for a long time, feeling a little strange:
"Are these colors too saturated? This green one can also be used as blush?"

Except for Lin Shan'er, no one at the scene noticed Su Zhe's soliloquy, but the audience heard it clearly and couldn't hold it in anymore:
[Oh my god, he’s looking for blush in the eyeshadow palette? 】

[Hahaha, I'm going to die from laughter. His posture just now made me think he was a makeup master!As a result, I can’t even tell the difference between eye shadow and blush! 】

In Lin Shan'er's frightened expression, Su Zhe wiped the highly saturated magenta eye shadow with a makeup pen, thought about it, and put it down again:

"It feels wrong. Did you get it wrong?"

Lin Shan'er breathed a sigh of relief. It seemed that although Su Zhe didn't know how to put on makeup, he at least had common sense.

Then, she watched Su Zhe pick up the contouring plate, her tone full of determination:
"This is low saturation, it must be blush!"

[Hahaha, I got it wrong again! 】【Sisters, my brother doesn’t understand either, can you tell me something funny? 】

[Su Zhe took the contour powder, which was used to add shadow to the contours of the face to make it look more three-dimensional, but he wanted to apply it on his cheeks! 】

【Lin Shaner is desperate. 】

Su Zhe decisively applied some makeup on Lin Shan'er's cheeks, and found that they were darker, and he suddenly realized:

"I get it! Mix a highly saturated red with this and it's blush! I'm such a genius."

So he picked up the eyeshadow palette again, turned the makeup pen around and around, and finally applied red eyeshadow on Lin Shaner's cheeks.

Two clusters of plateau red appeared on Lin Shaner's face.

The top international female idol turned into a country girl in an instant.

[I can’t stop laughing. I have a premonition that this section will become a famous scene and spread internationally. 】

[Lin Shan'er's expression was as if she were dead. Maybe she would rather die so that she wouldn't have to suffer this kind of insult. 】

[Oh my god, why is Su Zhe so funny?The songs "Like Me" and "Relief of Sorrow" written by Mingming are so sad. 】

[I couldn't listen to "Xiaochou" at all. I laughed wildly while listening to "Sober People Are the Most Ridiculous". Others thought I was crazy! 】

Su Zhe didn't need to read the barrage to know something was wrong.

After all, although he doesn't know how to put on makeup, he has at least seen the effect of applying makeup.

These two masses of plateau red cannot be called heavenly beings.

"Don't worry, it's just a technical adjustment. I'll just fix it. It's absolutely beautiful." Su Zhe tried his best to comfort Lin Shan'er.

Lin Shan'er nodded stiffly like a zombie.

Zhou Yongmei: "Pfft!"

The two of them looked at each other: "What are you laughing at?"

Zhou Yongmei tried her best to keep a straight face: "I think of happy things."

Su Zhe ignored her, continued to put on makeup, and repeated his theory:

"My mother taught me since I was a child, add more water to the flour and more flour to the water. If the saturation of this blush is too high, add some less saturation."

He picked up the contour powder again and applied it on Lin Shaner's cheeks in circles.

Zhou Yongmei: "Pfft hahaha!"

The two looked over again.

Zhou Yongmei: "Is it illegal to smile?"

"You never stopped!" Su Zhe couldn't bear it anymore and asked, "Is my makeup so funny?"

"No," Zhou Yongmei explained, "It just feels quite retro."

"Retro?" Lin Shan'er perked up as soon as she heard it, "Yes, what I want is retro makeup, fairy makeup, but I didn't expect Oppa's makeup to be perfect."

"It's not that ancient." Zhou Yongmei slapped her thighs and laughed wildly, "You know Lin Zhengying in the Qing Dynasty, right?"

Su Zhe: ...

How could it be that exaggerated?No... probably not...

Lin Shan'er was so anxious that she even burst out with stick words:

"?!"

[What is she chattering about? 】

[I’m anxious, ask yourself what it’s like. 】

[Does she know Lin Zhengying? 】

[Nonsense, Uncle Jiu is very popular in Bang Country. 】

[Hey, never mind that mainland Xiangjiang is a Chinese movie. In the past, we could invade the country of Bang, but now we can only be invaded by the cold wave. 】

[Football is the same, don’t mention it. These people in the cultural and sports circles are dissatisfied and get angry when it comes to mentioning it. 】

[Stop talking about that, just look at the makeup!Hahaha, Zhou Yongmei’s mouth is so poisonous, she does look like a zombie! 】

Su Zhe also felt very aggrieved:
"Don't you have to put blush on your cheeks? Otherwise, where can you put it?"

Zhou Yongmei couldn't hold it back anymore, so she picked out an inconspicuous blush palette among the pile of cosmetics and asked:
"Is there a possibility that this is blush? And the first step of makeup is not to apply blush?"

Su Zhe's eyes were dull.

　The game session will be over soon.

　　
　
(End of this chapter)