Is it hard to chase the school beauty?It doesn't matter, she still has roommates

"Wow! What a grand villa!"

At nine o'clock in the morning, Lao Qin drove his wife and three beautiful girls to Qin Luo's grandmother's house.

The person who made a slightly exaggerated sigh at this time was Yao Yanyan. After all, Qin Luo's grandma's house is just a self-built small western-style house that is very common in rural areas, and neither the appearance nor the environment can be said to be grand. At most, it looks relatively large and spacious. That’s all.

However, because it was renovated a few years ago with the help of Qin Luo's uncle, the overall look is quite new. In addition, there are spacious courtyards, fields, fish ponds, and a wide cement road that leads directly to the main road in the village. So I can barely use the word "style" to describe it.

Shao Xinxin looked around curiously. This was the first time she had come to such a remote mountain village since she was a child. She originally thought that this kind of backcountry was just like the barren wilderness in movies, but she came here in person. It was only later that I discovered that although this place was remote, it was not sparsely populated—of course, it was not very lively either.

Because it is a mountain village, the terrain in the village is scattered, and people are relatively scattered. This is completely opposite to the layout of villages in the plains where neighbors are closely connected.

Having said that, the few people saw a lot of homes along the way, and many of them stopped to watch because they saw a new car. After Lao Qin lowered the window to say hello, they realized that it was the second most beautiful car in the village. The boy is back.

Yes, although Lao Qin was not a local, but because of his good family background and good looks, he became the most handsome boy in the village after marrying Qin's mother.

However, as Qin Luo gradually rose to prominence, the title of the most handsome boy also changed hands.

However, Lao Qin obviously doesn't care much about this kind of false reputation. It has been almost a year since he last came back here, so he showed full enthusiasm when he came back. When he met fellow villagers he met, he said hello: Fellow! Rest! Oh, yes, come back and take a look at the older generation’s... cars? Oh, yes, yes, it’s a new one, haha. My son bought it for me. It doesn’t cost much, only 1.8 million yuan...

While Lao Qin was enjoying himself openly and secretly along the way, Yao Yanyan and others also took a rough look at the scenery of the mountain village.

If there is anyone who didn't appreciate it, it would be Xu Ke.

It is said that the mountain road has eighteen bends. Although the road from the city to Green Creek Village is not particularly winding, it has many twists and turns. Although Lao Qin has already considered the little girls, he has not driven very fast, and the car is too slow. The comfort is also very good, but Xu Ke still gets motion sickness.

You can't blame anyone else. After all, Xu Ke was the only one who suffered from motion sickness. This was probably due to her physical condition, and the consequence of motion sickness was that she was in a state of death the whole way. At this time, she got off the car and squatted on the grass beside the fish pond. He lowered his head and started retching.

Qin's mother had some objections to Xu Ke at first, but after getting in touch with her in the past two days, she felt that this little girl was pretty good, especially since her feelings for Qin Luo were very sincere. Eight out of ten sentences she usually spoke were related to Qin Luo. Luo related.

In addition, Qin's mother was also kind and gentle, so she felt a little distressed when she saw Xu Ke like this. She quickly took out a bottle of mineral water from the car and walked to Xu Ke's side, patting Xu Ke's back. While saying: "Drink some water and keep it in your mouth first. You will feel better later."

After saying that, she did not forget to raise her head and complain to Lao Qin who was not far away: "I told you not to drive so fast, but if you don't listen, look at the trouble this little girl is having."

Am I driving too fast? That guy was so slow that people thought I was deliberately driving around the village to show off... Old Qin touched his nose and remained silent rationally, just complaining silently in his heart.

"Thank you, aunt..."

Xu Ke politely thanked him, and then took a sip of water in his mouth according to the method taught by Qin's mother. Then he didn't know if it was a psychological effect. After a while, he was no longer so dizzy. It was just because of several times of retching that his face turned pale. She is still a little pale, and coupled with her cold face, at first glance, she looks a bit like Lin Daiyu's morbid beauty.

"Is this your first time walking on a mountain trail?"

"Well, my grandparents' family is also in the countryside, but the land there is relatively flat. This is my first time walking on a mountain road."

"It's okay. Xiao Luo got carsick when he came here for the first time when he was little. He'll get used to it after walking more."

Hearing this, Xu Ke was stunned.

Will you get used to it if you walk more in the future?
Auntie, what this means is... that you want me to come here more often in the future?
Doesn't this mean she likes me? She wants me to be her daughter-in-law! You want me to marry Qin Luo and give birth to a baby for the old Qin family!
A series of thoughts ran through Xu Ke's mind instantly, causing her mood to rise instantly. Even her somewhat pale face quickly turned red, and she said in a sonorous and powerful voice: "Auntie, don't worry! I will definitely do it often in the future. Come!"

"Uh..." Looking at Xu Ke's excited look, Qin's mother felt that the other party might have misunderstood something, but that's all she had to say. Of course she couldn't stop him from coming, so she had to say: "Okay, okay, okay." , Auntie welcomes you to come and play at any time.”

After saying that, she took out large and small bags from the trunk and greeted Lao Qin and a few girls into the house.

In the building not far away, the wooden double-door door opened wide, and an old man wearing a Chinese tunic suit, a hat, and a dark brown leaf cigarette in his hand walked out step by step.

His face was covered with wrinkles and his body was a little stooped. He looked like he was dying, but his eyes looked bright and energetic.

The moment they saw the old man, Lao Qin and Qin's mother immediately greeted him enthusiastically.

"Old man!"

"Dad, we are back to see you."

There is no doubt that the old man in front of him is Qin Luo's grandfather.

The old man could only see them once or twice a year, so he was lying if he said he was unhappy. The smile on his face moved with folds, and he said in a Trump accent with a thick accent: "Come back, come back, come back." Wow."

"You put the things in the house first," Qin's mother handed the things to Lao Qin and asked her grandfather, "What's my mother?"

"In the pig pen!" Grandpa said angrily: "My grandson is coming back. The whole family is very happy, so we must kill all the pigs and vegetables!"

"Hey, come back as soon as you come back. Why don't you kill pigs and vegetables?"

That's what Qin's mother said, but she was obviously happy that her son was being taken seriously, and the smile on her face never faded.

At this time, my grandfather noticed three young girls not far away and asked curiously: "Who are these female dolls?"

To be honest, before coming here, Qin's mother had been thinking about how to introduce these girls to the elderly, and even thought about whether it would be better not to bring them back.

It's just that Qin's mother is a person who likes to have fun by nature. She thinks that since they are Qin Luo's friends anyway, and they are not outsiders if they insist on it, then come and have fun together.

If there is anything inappropriate, it is for Qin Luo - the brat is young and has a lot of peach blossoms. If he really gets a headache, he deserves it!
With this idea in mind, Qin's mother finally came over with a few girls. At this time, when her grandfather noticed them and was about to introduce them, Yao Yanyan was the first to jump out.

"Hello grandpa, my name is Yao Yanyan, I am Qin Luo's ex-girlfriend!"

As the saying goes, if you don't say anything shocking, you will die. Yao Yanyan's first sentence immediately confused everyone present.

Grandpa: “???”

Before everyone could react, Xu Ke jumped out and said, "Hello, grandpa, I am Qin Luo's first love!"

Grandpa: "..." The old man blinked, and a wisp of ash fell from the leaf cigarette in his hand. He looked at Shao Xinxin and said hesitantly: "Then... you are Xiao Luo's current girlfriend?"

"I think..." Shao Xinxin said what was in her heart subconsciously, and then quickly changed her words: "Ah, no, no, I am Qin Luo's friend. I am here to play with everyone this time. My name is Shao Xinxin, grandpa. Just call me Xinxin!”

Grandpa didn't know whether he heard what he said, or whether he was fooled by the girls' saucy tricks, so he glanced at Qin's mother with a meaningful look.

The latter pretended not to understand and called the girls into the room to sit down. Lao Qin on the other side sent the video he had just recorded to Qin Luo with a mean smile.

At the same time, Qin Luo was driving a rented Audi car on the way to Green Creek Village.

When I was bored, he was telling jokes to Tang Yu...

"I'm telling you, this is an ancestral joke in my family. It was passed down from my grandfather to my grandfather, and then my grandfather passed it on to my dad, and finally my dad passed it on to me. You have to listen carefully."

"Yeah, tell me, I'm listening.

Seeing Tang Yu showing a serious look, Qin Luo began to speak:
It is said that in ancient times, there was a hunter in a county. This hunter idled around all day long, deceived people, and had poor hunting skills. Many people despised him.

The hunter thought, after all, I am also a big man, so I can't survive like this, so he thought of a clever idea.

Early that morning, he ran to the next county town and took some money to buy a wolf that had just been killed by someone else.

After buying the wolf, he inserted an arrow into the wolf's anus and took it home. When he met everyone, he told everyone that he shot the wolf to death with his own hands. He also said that he was a sharpshooter, able to penetrate a poplar with a hundred steps and turn into a snake and a wolf. chrysanthemum!
When others heard this, they thought he was lying again and didn't believe him. The hunter became very angry, so he gritted his teeth and stamped his feet. He used all his savings to buy the carcasses of three wolves in the next county town, and then killed them one by one. Arrows were lodged in their assholes and carried home.

Now the hunter became famous. Everyone believed that he was a sharpshooter and praised him one after another. Then the story spread from one person to another and reached the ears of the local county magistrate.

When the county magistrate found out, he immediately recruited the hunter to the county government office. He then told the hunter that there had been a wolf plague around the county recently. Many civilians did not dare to leave the city, and merchants outside the city did not dare to do business. The impact is huge, I just want hunters to eliminate the wolf plague.

The hunter felt bad when he heard it. After all, he was a liar, and he was not a real marksman. If he went away, he would definitely be eaten by wolves without leaving any bones.

But what if I don't go? It's fine to deceive ordinary people, but even the county magistrate believed this. If it is really exposed, it will definitely be a serious crime.

So the hunter gritted his teeth and stamped his feet, agreed to the matter, and set out on the road the next day with a few kilograms of coarse grains and water.

Arriving outside the city, the hunter was soon discovered by several wolves. He pointed at a wolf and shot an arrow, but it didn't even touch the wolf's fur, but instead alarmed the wolves.

The wolves howled and rushed towards the hunter. The hunter was so frightened that he couldn't choose his way. He quickly found a tree and jumped up. He escaped by riding on a branch.

However, although wolves can't climb trees, they have very good endurance. When the hunter doesn't come down, they don't leave. They just stay under the tree and wait for the hunter to come down after he can no longer hold on. The hunter eats it.

The hunter looked at the wolves below and felt unspeakable. He couldn't leave now, let alone kill the wolves. He felt frustrated for a while and wanted to die the next day.

However, the hunter did not want to starve to death, so he ate the few kilograms of coarse grains he had brought, and then drank a lot of water.

After eating and drinking enough, the hunter thought about waiting to die, but as soon as he lay down for a while, his stomach began to growl wildly, and the hunter's expression changed - bad! stomachache!
As the saying goes, people have three urgent needs to urinate and urinate. You can make a fart, and you can travel a thousand miles by holding in your pee, but it is really difficult to move even if you hold in your pee.

Seeing that the anus was starting to stand out a little, the hunter looked down at the wolves under the tree. He didn't care about it anymore and just took off his pants, and then he had a hearty meal.

After he was completely released, he looked down and was dumbfounded. It turned out that the wolves that he had been so undead before had all plopped down on the faces of the wolves. Several wolves were immediately inhaled to death, and there were They were so stunned that they suffocated, and all of them lay on the ground twitching.

The hunter was delighted when he saw it. He came down from the tree, took out the arrows and inserted them one by one into the wolf's anus. Then he dragged the wolves' carcasses back to the city.

There was no news about the hunter for a day and a night after he left. People thought that the hunter died at the mouth of a wolf, but the hunter suddenly came back and brought several wolf carcasses directly to the county government office.

This immediately shocked people, and the county magistrate was even more happy. He surprised the hunter and rewarded him with money and a house. Finally, he found a beautiful wife for the hunter and held a wedding banquet in the new house not long after. .

The hunter was regarded as a marksman because of what happened before. On the day of the wedding banquet, many people came here. The hunter was also very happy. He drank a few more drinks and waited until all the relatives and friends left in the evening. Then he arrived with his wife. Make dumplings in the kitchen to eat.

At this time, he didn't know that there were actually three gangsters outside his home. These three gangsters also heard that the hunter had received a lot of reward money from the county magistrate, and they came here for that reward money.

However, after traveling in the world for so many years, they also know that this money is not easy to get. After all, they are not called marksmen for nothing. They shoot people and shoot chrysanthemums. Who is not a coward?

So they came prepared this time. Before coming, they put a steel plate between their buttocks and pants so that they would not be afraid of being shot in the anus.

After they confirmed that both the hunter and his wife were in the kitchen, they quickly prepared to take action directly. However, a loud shout from the hunter came from the room: "Wife! Get the onions!"

Of course, green onions are needed for the filling of these dumplings, but the three thieves didn't think so. They were three foreigners, and they were shocked when they heard this.

What? Want a bow? !

They thought they had been discovered and suddenly became nervous. At this time, the Orion in the room shouted again: "Wife! Get salt!"

What? Want an arrow? !

The three thieves were completely panicked and did not dare to take action. They turned around and ran out.

It just so happened that there was a newly grown wheat field outside Orion's new home. As soon as the three thieves entered, the fields of wheat began to scurry around like crazy. When they hit the steel plate on the buttocks of the three men, they kept making "clang, clang, clang" sounds.

The three of them were almost frightened to tears when they heard the noise, and they were thankful that they had prepared steel plates in advance, otherwise the chrysanthemum would definitely be ruined now.

After running out of the wheat field, the clanking sound finally disappeared. The three of them breathed a long sigh of relief and rested on the spot. One of them was too nervous just now and wanted to run away as soon as he relaxed.

He looked left and right and saw that there was no latrine here, so he took off his pants, took the steel plate and squatted down. As a result, he squatted directly on a piece of wood.

The piece of wood pierced the thief's anus directly, causing him to cry out in pain: "How come this arrow can still bend!"

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Sorry, I was a bit confused in the second half. I was really out of shape after driving for more than ten hours for several days. Then I just had a fight with my girlfriend. My mind was confused. I hope you can forgive me. (End of chapter)