The golden elixir is a star. Do you call this cultivating immortality

Chapter 496 Qi Yuan's love experience, the socially dead mother-in-law
"Brother-in-law, teach me!"

Shen Lingfeng's eyes sparkled: "I have been pursuing Miss Li, but she just ignored me!"

Qi Yuan coughed and made an unfathomable expression: "Before making a plan, you must first clearly state the other party's strengths and weaknesses. Please evaluate Miss Li and yourself."

"Miss Li is as beautiful as a flower, with a pair of peach blossom eyes, which are particularly attractive. She is wearing a gauze draped over her shoulders, looming and attracting attention."

"I am... a man, and Miss Li dislikes my thinness."

"I understand." Qi Yuan knew the situation of the attacker and the defender.

He thought about it and recalled his past with Jinli.

"If you want to break this situation, you need online dating!"

"Online love?" Shen Lingfeng blinked, feeling that the word was somewhat unfathomable.

As expected of my brother-in-law, he even understands such powerful words.

“When you are in an online relationship, the other person cannot see you, and your image is entirely based on her imagination.

In this case, you just need to create an image of high emotional intelligence, gentleness, and humor. Even if the other party doesn't see you, they will naturally think of you as tall and majestic, and not silent.

But seeing that you are so silly, you probably don’t even have a Nokia, so… write a letter.” Qi Yuan shared his experience seriously.

Compared with offline dating, online dating does have a lower threshold.

After all, if it's exposed offline and the face is blocked, the story ends before it even begins.

It’s different online. It’s easy to get carried away. The other person’s appearance and charm are all based on your own imagination.

How could it be different from what you imagine?
This is why even if Bai Yueguang herself comes, she cannot defeat Bai Yueguang.

Shen Lingfeng's eyes widened: "That makes sense. Throughout history, many talented men and beautiful women have met through writing letters."

Then he frowned again and thought: "But... I don't know how to create an image that Miss Yang likes?"

"It's simple. Just some quotations with high emotional intelligence and some humorous love words will surely touch people's hearts." Qi Yuan said seriously.

Didn’t the son of a certain richest man in the previous life also like to say sweet words?

"Come, I'll help you think of some humorous love words."

"Baby, I went to get an IV today. What kind of IV was it? It was the IV I wanted for you!"

"What does this mean?" Shen Lingfeng couldn't figure it out.

"That's right, you don't have any IV drips here."

"Come again!"

"Do you know why I eat fish heads? Because I want to leave the rest of my life to you!"

"Your dimples don't have any wine in them, but I'm drunk as a dog!"

"I bought a bag of salt today. Guess what kind of salt it is? I love you without words!"

"Do you have body odor? Otherwise, why are you as charming as a vixen?"

Qi Yuan said out loud the funny and sweet words in his mind.

As for the vulgar ones, such as "I farted very loudly today, but it wasn't as loud as you," just delete them directly.

Qi Yuan thinks that this is suitable for couples who have been together for a long time.

"Wonderful!"

"You can actually say that!"

"Brother-in-law, you are amazing. Why didn't I expect this to happen?"

“Dimples and alcohol are actually connected together!”

Shen Lingfeng was extremely excited, as if he had heard valuable advice.

Chen Kangbao also gave a thumbs up: "Master, you are awesome!"

When Qi Yuan heard this, he felt elated.

The protagonist in the TV show traveled through time and space and recited a poem on his back, which attracted everyone's attention and amazement.

He is now equally successful.

"But, when it comes to online dating, writing a letter is only the first step, the second step is... the internet!

This is the true meaning of online dating! "

"Brother-in-law, please speak!" Shen Lingfeng listened carefully, as if he was listening to the voice of the Tao.

"Writing to one woman is unrequited love; writing to two women is double love; writing to all the beautiful young women in the city is online love!"

"Do you just want to have a one-sided love for Miss Li, or do you want to have an online love affair with all the beauties in the city?" Qi Yuan said seductively.

Shen Lingfeng had a conflicted look on his face, and seemed to be extremely hesitant and struggling inside.

"It's okay, don't worry, think about it carefully."

"Brother-in-law...can you please write less? My hands will break if I write to everyone in the city!"

Shen Lingfeng felt his hands hurt when he thought about writing tens of thousands of letters a day.

"It's okay, just write whatever you want. Remember the quote I just said, and keep it in your heart."

"Okay! I'll write the letter now!" Shen Lingfeng was very proactive and left quickly to write the letter.

“Alas, I do good things every day without asking for anything in return. I am really too kind.

When his sister comes back and sees the changes in her brother, she will definitely be touched." Qi Yuan sighed.

I did another good deed today.

"Master, I have some doubts." Chen Kangbao poked his head out. As a counselor of the gods, he had to give advice to the gods all the time. "Master's love words are indeed exquisite and touching, but people are different. What if...some people don't like one of the love words?"

"Online dating, online dating, there are bound to be some who slip through the net. If she doesn't like it, just leave the net." Qi Yuan said casually, "Writing letters to so many people, there will always be some who will fall for it, right?"

Casting fish widely and fishing hard is always the truth.

What if, by chance, there is someone who has the same sophisticated taste as him and particularly likes this kind of love words?
"To put it simply, why do scammers have so many tricks and so many mistakes, but still so many people fall for them?"

"Because, he never intended to deceive the person who discovered the problem in the first place!"

“Finding the right target customers is the most important thing!”

Chen Kangbao was completely confused and felt that Qi Yuan was unfathomable.

……

Bright lights.

Shen Wanshan sat in the main seat with a solemn expression.

The exquisite silk robe had intricate patterns and a soft sword hung from his waist, which was his magic weapon, the Earth Soldier.

Shen Wanshan is the head of the Shen family and one of the few earth-level imperial soldiers in the Shen family.

The local-level military commander is a local overlord who is good at maneuvering and can kill three thousand elite soldiers without retreating.

“I just came back from Yeshan Lake, and the situation there is not optimistic.

Luo Tong Shui Jun's power has been established and he has become one with the water area.

Tianzong contacted many earth-level imperial soldiers, and even Wei Kun, the sad wind hand in the top 20 of the earth list, rushed to Yeshan Lake, but he was powerless against Luotong Shuijun! "

There is a powerful ghost in Yeshan Lake, named Luotong Shuijun.

The Earth-level ghosts are mysterious and unpredictable. Their combat power may be similar to that of Earth-level guards, but their destructive power is much stronger, and they have various special abilities.

Like Luotong Shuijun, merging with Yeshan Lake.

Yeshan Lake is the largest lake in Jiangzhou, with a length and width of over a hundred miles, much larger than an ordinary county town.

After the fusion, Luotong Water God caused great trouble, not only causing hundreds of thousands of fishermen to lose their livelihoods, but also able to stir up the lake and flood Jining Prefecture.

Tianzong is the number one sect in Jiangzhou and contacted many local-level imperial soldiers to go to Yeshan Lake to put pressure on Luotong Shuijun.

The result was a disastrous failure.

"Even the Grandmaster of the Earth Ranking is unable to do anything to Luo Tongshui Jun?" An old man asked. He was a Xuan-level peak soldier commander and had a high status in the Shen family.

Ningguo has a land list, which records the local-level imperial soldiers of Ningguo.

The Earth-level Warrior Master is the Overlord, ranked in the top 30 on the Earth Ranking, and is also known as the Grandmaster!
Each of them is a soldier commander who has reached the limit of his abilities at the earth level.

"If the water of Yeshan Lake floods Jining Prefecture, Tianzong's power will be greatly reduced. In the next Thunder Sky Battle, Tianzong will be at a disadvantage!"

“How many innocent people will be harmed?”

"Unfortunately, the Weilong Xuanyuan was damaged and we have not been able to find a weaponsmith to repair it."

“The Mighty Dragon Xuanyuan is a near-heavenly weapon. Even a top-notch earth-level weapon master would have difficulty repairing it. I’m afraid it would require a heaven-level weapon master!
Ningguo doesn't even have a Heaven-level Guardian of Arms, let alone a Heaven-level Weapon Master!"

"Difficult, difficult, difficult!" The Shen family is a wealthy and powerful family that is dependent on the Tianzong. Naturally, they do not want any problems to occur with the Tianzong.

This time, the family council gathered most of the Shen family's military commanders and weapon masters, and they all looked worried about Luo Tongshuijun.

“The leader of the Tianzong has ordered that a weapon master conference will be held near Yeshan Lake to discuss the restoration of Weilong Xuanyuan.

All the weapon masters and weapon master apprentices in the family who have some talent and have wonderful ideas should go to Yeshan Lake with me this time." Shen Wanshan said.

"This... What if all of us weapon masters gather at Yeshan Lake, and Luo Tongshuijun stirs up a storm and drowns us? What should we do then?" Chen Xianwei was a little worried.

He is a guest of the Shen family and a Xuan-level weapon master.

In Ninghe County, the county magistrate would treat him with courtesy whenever he saw him.

The number of weapon masters is much less than that of imperial soldiers.

As one of the top three families in Jining Prefecture, the Shen family has seven earth-level imperial soldiers, but only one earth-level weapon master.

"Don't worry, Tianzong is sure to guarantee our safety. The fire weapon masters will go there. Since he is here, what do we have to be afraid of?" Shen Wanshan said.

When mentioning the fire weapon master, Chen Xianwei showed a look of awe on his face.

As a fire weapon master, he is among the top ten in Ningguo in terms of weapon refining attainments.

With such big shots going, Tianzong must have been prepared in advance and they are safe.

“I don’t know if there will be any weapon master at this weapon master conference who can repair the Weilong Xuanyuan!” one person exclaimed.

"If it cannot be repaired, what will we do if Luo Tong Shui Jun stirs up a storm one day?"

A group of people are extremely worried and concerned about the future.

"You don't have to worry too much. Even if the water floods Jining Prefecture, it will not be able to reach our Fengshan County." Mrs. Shen comforted at the right time.

"water?"

At this moment, a voice full of doubt and surprise came.

"Mother-in-law, do you want bath water?"

"I'll pick it up right now!"

The door was pushed open with a clang, revealing a handsome young man holding a large basin filled with boiling hot water that was emitting steam.

As soon as he entered the hall, he immediately became the focus of the audience.

Looks of surprise, confusion, stunned, bewildered, shocked... everything you can think of.

Is this the son-in-law Qi Yuan?

What is he doing with a basin of water?
Wait, pouring bath water for your mother-in-law?

Their eyes involuntarily fell on Mrs. Shen again, with strange expressions on their faces.

Madam Shen's face was as red as a bright flower: "Qi Yuan, what are you doing!"

She spoke word by word, feeling very uneasy.

She wanted to crawl into the hole now.

"Give you a bath?" Qi Yuan blinked.

Seeing everyone looking at him, he spoke slowly.

"As a son-in-law, I will definitely be looked down upon and bullied. Even servants won't even look at me."

"I am in the Shen Mansion, and I have to endure humiliation and make soup for my wife and pour bath water for my mother-in-law!"

"The water is here now, mother-in-law, do you want to take a bath and change your clothes?"

Qi Yuan looked at his mother-in-law with anticipation.

But her face looked ruddy and cold.

"Enough, Qi Yuan, get out!" Shen Wanshan couldn't help but say, suppressing his anger in his heart.

"Don't you want to take a shower now?" Qi Yuan asked.

"No!" Mrs. Shen responded coldly.

"Call me when you're taking a bath, and I'll pour you bath water immediately." Qi came and went quickly.

The hall door closed again and there was a moment of silence in the room.

Shen Wanshan looked at his wife and asked slowly, "Is he...really crazy?"

"Alas." Madam Shen sighed, "Judging from the tone of his words, marrying into our Shen family must have been looked down upon and suffered a lot... Even if he is crazy, he still remembers to... fall..."

She never said the rest of the words.

"If Brother Qi saw his son become like this, he would be so disappointed..." Shen Wanshan showed a melancholy look on his face, and then turned vicious again, "Order them to check which servants have bullied the son-in-law since he came in. Those who should be punished should be punished, and those who should be dismissed should be dismissed!"

"Okay, Patriarch." An elder spoke.

"However, it's better for him to be crazy like this than before... when he was always getting into trouble. It's just... it's hard for Xuan'er." Mrs. Shen couldn't help but sound sad.

The previous Qi Yuan was a person of bad character, incompetent and cowardly.

Not only that, he also has no ambition to improve himself, and even if she wants to help him, she can't.

Now, his personality seems to have improved, his previous problems are gone, but he has gone crazy.

I don’t know whether this is a good thing or a bad thing.

"I heard that something big happened in Ninghe County?" Shen Wanshan asked.

"Blood of Thorns appeared, and eighty-seven evil spirits appeared in Hongyun Village. In the end... they were all killed by a strong man holding a thick spear!"

"It's actually the blood of thorns!"

When the blood of thorns was mentioned, everyone present was filled with fear.

This force is a cult, mysterious and powerful. It is active not only in Ningguo, but also in other forces.

Mrs. Shen told Shen Wanshan all the information she had obtained.

"Calling yourself a god?"

"The ghost's spiritual attack is ineffective against him?"

“The ghost spirits cultivated by the Blood of Thorns are good at soul attacks. Even if they are yellow level, with eighty-seven of them gathered together, I would have to put in a lot of effort to deal with them.

Where did this genius come from? "

Shen Wanshan mentioned it once and then stopped caring about it.

Just a genius.

If it were normal times, he would have wanted the Shen family to investigate that person's identity and make friends with him depending on the circumstances.

But now, with the crisis of Yeshan Lake ahead, he was in no mood to care about these trivial matters.

For him, it is more important to find a powerful weapon master now.

If Brother Qi were still alive, with his talent, he might be able to repair Weilong Xuanyuan by now.

Thinking of this, he felt melancholy: "Chen Xianwei, during this time, go and teach Qi Yuan to see if he has the talent of a weapon master."

He didn't want Qi Yuan to be crazy and confused.

I also don't want the Qi family's inheritance to be broken.

"This... what am I going to do?" Chen Xianwei was confused.

You want me to teach a madman how to refine weapons?

How to teach this?
He felt very bitter.

It would be better for him to teach a mute to sing.

……

"Sure enough, I brought the bath water in, and my progress in playing the role of son-in-law Qi Yuan improved."

"It seems that this son-in-law Qi Yuan has long wanted to wash his mother-in-law's feet!"

"Besides pouring bath water for the mother-in-law, what else does the son-in-law Qi Yuan want to do?"

Qi Yuan couldn't help but think.

"Being stepped on by Shen Lingxuan? Licking her toes?"

"Forget about the toes, other parts can be considered."

"It's too difficult to play the role of a son-in-law. It's better to play the role of a kitchen knife. I just need to cut vegetables."

"Upgrade, upgrade, kill the evil spirits!"

(End of this chapter)