Super Dimension Bus: Who is still a dog licker after being penetrated three times?

Chapter 9: First love is also your regret!
Xiao Xiaoran was silent when he heard this.

Xiao Ran continued: "Think about it for a moment. Your significant other won't give you a good look, and will always be arrogant."

"And all kinds of putdowns!"

"I didn't realize this problem before, but when I found out it was too late."

"In my mother's eyes, my father is useless. Just think about it."

"You said that. It seems that it is indeed the case." Xiao Xiao Ran nodded.

"Learn from the past and learn from others!" Xiao Ran said seriously and looked at Xiao Ran.

"You have to be a valuable person to avoid being like this. Useless gentleness is useless and worthless in the eyes of others."

"Is it because dad is content with the status quo and doesn't want to make progress?" Xiao Xiaoran also felt this problem.

My father is just messing around now.

I think this is pretty good.

Xiao Ran nodded, "Yes, dad is indeed like this."

"This family has decided not only to persuade dad to stop drinking, but also to persuade mom to change and stop touching the CPU!"

"It's pua! pua! pua!"

"What is ICU? A UFO, right?"

Xiao Ran fell silent, "I never realized that I am such a person."

"This may be a fan of the authorities!"

Xiao Ran nodded, "Seeing you, I realize that I am even worse!"

Xiao Xiaoran waved his hand, "You are wrong. You can't look at me at 30 years old with the eyes of 15 years old."

The barbecue was also served.

Xiao Xiaoran looked at it and said, "They are all things I like to eat."

"Nonsense! We are essentially the same person. We all like the same things. I definitely know what you like."

Xiao Xiaoran picked up the can and opened it, "Come and do one!"

The two touched each other.

"I will listen to whatever you say, can you promise me something?" Xiao Xiaoran put down the Coke.

"No need to discuss the second sister's matter!"

"Hey, how did you know?"

"What do you say!"

"You help me catch the second sister. I will listen to whatever you say. I will never go west if you tell me to go east. If you tell me to chase the dog, I will never catch the chicken."

Xiao Ran was not surprised by Xiao Ran's reaction, "You should know very well that the second sister is a decisive person and very strong. If you want to marry her, it will be more difficult than your father in the future. She will definitely kill you!"

"pua!" Xiao Xiaoran corrected.

Xiao Ran: "."

"Damn, you've led me astray!"

"I'm going to work hard now, do what you said, be a valuable person, and attract her, so I won't be CPUed!" Xiao Xiaoran expressed his thoughts.

"Work hard to improve yourself and make as much money as possible. When you have money, you will find all kinds of love, family, and friendship."

"I know this. Doesn't it mean that if a man has money, he will be destined to anyone?" Xiao Xiao Ran smiled.

"Yes, don't give it to women if you have money. Remember, your money is for women to see, not for her to use!"

Xiao Xiaoran shook his head and disagreed.

"Where did you read the poisonous chicken soup? Is there any problem with giving it to the person you like?"

"You fart!" Xiao Ran said: "How is this poisonous chicken soup? Not only is it not poisonous, it is also a great tonic soup! What's the difference between buying gifts all day long to please and licking a dog?"

"If you do this, you'll make women feel like you're a fool, and they'll still look down on you."

"Don't be too stingy, but don't be nice to people for no reason."

Xiao Xiaoran nodded repeatedly, "Okay, okay! You're right!"

Xiao Ran picked up a chicken wing and handed it over, "She really may not be suitable. You don't have to be like this."

"She is my first love, the one I will never forget in my life." Xiao Xiaoran put down the chicken wings, "She is also your regret, don't you want to make up for it?" "To be honest, I don't want to!"

"She is my first love, the one I will never forget for the rest of my life!" Xiao Xiaoran was a little stunned.

"Okay, now tell me what her advantages are."

"Advantages." Xiao Xiao Ran thought about it, "Advantages."

Xiao Xiaoran was silent.

Xiao Ran smiled helplessly, "Did you find that you have no special advantages?"

"Her appearance is just average!"

"The character cannot be said to be bad, but it cannot be said to be good either. Anyone who is well-educated will not fish for spare parts."

“Is there anything else that stands out?”

"You'll find out there isn't, right?"

Although Xiao Xiaoran didn't want to admit it, it was indeed the case.

"But she made my heart flutter!"

"Tell me, apart from the second sister, have you met the second person like this?"

Xiao Xiao Ran looked straight at Xiao Ran.

"No! If you don't say she is your first love, first love is unforgettable." Xiao Ran smiled helplessly.

"You are 30 years old now. Do you think you will ever meet another woman who makes you feel this way?"

Xiao Ran shook his head, "No. Definitely not."

"So the feeling of heartbeat is so precious. Why don't you persevere? I am willing to become better and better for her. This is at least a positive influence, right?"

"Yes, it is true that this heartbeat feeling will be smoothed away by disappointments one after another, and slowly dissipate. In the end, it can only be hidden in my heart and just a thought."

"Now with your help, it should be possible to change. I'm good enough for the second sister to unswervingly choose me."

Xiao Ran looked at his young self, his eyes were firm, revealing his stubbornness.

"Okay, but one thing you have to remember is that family comes first. The most important thing for us now is to change the current situation of the family."

"Okay, no problem, it's natural." Xiao Xiaoran picked up the Coke, "Then we've settled."

The two touched each other.

"Don't play QQ Dance in the future, and don't touch other games either."

Xiao Ran thought to himself and said: "It's okay if you have gaming talent, you can still make a living with this, but I have spent ten years proving that you don't have gaming talent."

"You are just an unconscious handicap!"

"I've stepped on many pitfalls in advance, so don't step on them this time."

"It's not easy for a person to live in this life, so you should suffer less!"

"If you want me to help chase the second sister, you can, but our first verbal agreement is not to play games. Games are not good for you."

"If I find you playing games, I won't help you in the future!"

"That's no problem, I agree!" Xiao Xiao Ran agreed readily.

"Eat quickly, wait until it cools down!" Xiao Ran picked up a skewer of meat and handed it over.

Xiao Xiaoran said vaguely while eating: "The cousin of the third uncle's family found an old man, it seems that the eldest cousin is nine years old. Both the third uncle and the aunt objected. What happened in the end?"

"My cousin is very stubborn. She doesn't listen to advice and wants to stay together life and death."

"What happened next?" Xiao Xiaoran asked curiously.

"We got together and had a daughter. Two years later, my cousin insisted on getting a divorce."

"My cousin has been single since her divorce?"

"That's not true. The first man dotes on his cousin and treats her very well."

Xiao Xiaoran frowned, "Why do you have to leave?"

"Because it would be better for her to find someone 19 years older than her!"

Xiao Xiaoran folded his hands and counted them, "Isn't he older than my third uncle?"

(End of this chapter)