The Jin army besieged the city, and the Song emperor’s daughter died

Chapter 112 Li Bangyan was bitten by a dog

Sima Pu's Zhazi returned to the palace before the envoy.

After reading it, Zhao Fujin was in a good mood. If there were no surprises, the Jin Army's second southern invasion would be postponed for a full five months, and there are still ten months left.

Plenty of time!

As for whether King Yun will be used to sacrifice the flag by the angry Jin people in the future...

Zhao Fujin felt that if he had time, he would still have to think of a posthumous name for him.

The reason why King Yun was allowed to accompany him and take him hostage was not because Zhao Fujin was really stingy and wanted to take the opportunity to harm others, so her empress status would be somewhat difficult to open.

Zhao Fujin was purely planning for the future.

The Liao Kingdom has been destroyed, and there is no need to worry about Xixia. Genghis Khan's father has not even achieved the achievement of a fertilized egg. When the Jin Kingdom is destroyed, the surrounding area of ​​the Song Dynasty will be peaceful within a few years. By that time, Emperor Daojun Among the few incompetent sons, only Zhao Kai is still capable of jumping around.

People, if they read a lot, they love to give advice, especially those who like the Cheng brothers, so they can’t keep them!

It will be troublesome in the future, so it is better to solve it as soon as possible.

When he was in a good mood, it was easy for him to have some whimsical ideas. After reading what was written in the letter, Zhao Kai performed the ceremony of leading the sheep. Zhao Fujin had an idea and drew a sketch and gave it to the chamberlain: "Ask the craftsmen in the palace to make it." A few.”

The chamberlain took a look: leather case with holes, pull-tab iron chain...

"What is this?"

Zhao Fujin smiled and said: "Don't Wanyan people like the sheep-raising ceremony?"

The chamberlain thought about it, drew a stroke on his neck, and smiled suddenly: "Oh, the official is preparing a national gift for the Jin people?"

"No, they like to lead sheep, and I like to walk dogs!"

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Speaking of dogs, something happened to the cat and dog shop on Imperial Street in Kaifeng City recently, something big happened!
A few days ago, Li Bangyan, as the spokesman for brothels, organized a tea party around the fire for the Kaifeng brothel chamber of commerce in Fanlou.

The first is to announce the court's reform measures for brothel commercial taxes.

"It was quite inappropriate and unfair to use the size of the store as the tax base before. Some stores occupy a large area but have few customers. Some stores occupy a small area but have many patrons. Therefore, this time the tax adjustment will be based on actual income. Silver is the tax base, the more you earn, the more you pay, the less you earn, the less you pay."

As for the specific implementation details, it is a complicated thing that requires the full cooperation of all yamen. Li Bangyan did not say much, and just said that he would wait for the official documents.

The second is to remind all brothels to pay due attention to the appearance and style of their shops.

"Officials don't like the sound of "Military", so shopkeepers, if you want to do more business with court officials in the future, let the young ladies sing some songs of war and iron horses appropriately. The lyrics of the truth have changed recently. Son, that’s it for you, think about it yourself.”

Afterwards, Li Bangyan couldn't help pampering the new ladies in Fanlou.

After entering the room and not having half a stick of incense, Li Bangyan was already enjoying himself. Being a little drunk, he wanted to go to the Bian River to find poetry and see if he could compose a new poem and present it to the officials for appreciation one day.

"Bangyan is old and doesn't like the red account situation, but when he sees the surging water of the Bian River, his soul flies to the battlefield to join the camp."

It not only expresses that he no longer likes romantic affairs, but also expresses his lofty ambitions for the battlefield. It is like the water of the Bian River, flowing endlessly, and the officials should be happy!
Li Bangyan was so happy when he came across a wonderful sentence that he laughed loudly.

Perhaps because the laughter was too heroic, several dogs rushed out of the cat and dog shop on Yu Street and barked at Li Bangyan beside the Bian River.

People in the Song Dynasty loved to keep cats and dogs, which was different from people in the Tang Dynasty. Only wealthy families could afford to keep cats and dogs in the Tang Dynasty.

Because people in the Song Dynasty were rich in material resources, the pet market had become popular, and hiring cats and dogs was commonplace.

Every time the market opens in Xiangguo Temple, cats and dogs are bought and sold, and the business is quite good. However, the cats and dogs in Xiangguo Temple are all orange cats and yellow dogs, and their appearance is average.

But this cat and dog shop opened on Royal Street is different.

We only sell Linqing lion cats and whiskers.Needless to say about the lion cat, everyone knows what it is like. As for the whisker dog, its common name is Jingba, and it was the favorite of an old lady in the Qing Dynasty.

If these dogs break out and attack Li Bangyan, Li Bangyan can fight three of them at once.

But Li Bangyan had never seen or heard of these people who rushed out. He was shocked and jumped into the Bian River with a splash.

Afterwards, Li Bangyan sued shopkeeper Wang of the cat and dog shop, saying that he allowed the wolf to hurt people.

"It can't be a dog, it's clearly a wolf! Or a pack of wolves!"

No matter how shopkeeper Wang explained it, Li Bangyan firmly believed that he was absolutely right.

If it was a dog, according to the laws of the Song Dynasty, Shopkeeper Wang only had to pay and apologize, and at most he would get a slap in the face.

But if he is a wolf, he will be imprisoned for three years at the least, and exiled at the worst. If he is slapped with a bigger hat, he is suspected of treason. Letting a wolf in Kaifeng City is not treason.
How could Chen Dong's tabloid miss such an interesting story as Li Bangyan being bitten by a dog.

After some embellished description, everyone in Kaifeng city knew about it.

But what everyone is paying attention to is not that Li Bangyan was bitten, but whether it was a wolf or a dog.

Although the owner of the cat and dog shop was arrested, more and more people came to the cat and dog shop every day to look for novelties.

Chen Dong also went to this cat and dog shop in person. When he saw the few animals tied up with big iron chains, he didn't know if they were wolves or dogs. He had a thought in his heart and decided to publish another article.

The Roaring Sky Dog came down to the Song Dynasty, and Erlang God protected the country.

Erlang Shen, a national deity who has become famous all over the world during the reign of Renzong.

Of course, the Roaring Dog also became a household name.

With Chen Dong's tabloid publishing, things became even more lively. Some wealthy households in Kaifeng City were asking for money and even got into fights over it.

Had it not been for the Kaifeng Prefecture's order not to sell it until the case was concluded, it would have been robbed long ago.

This case gave Zong Ze a headache.

To say that the things that bit Li Bangyan were wolves is too far-fetched. How can a wolf wag its tail when it sees a person?

But if it was a dog, no matter how many people I asked, they all said they had never seen such a dog.

Seeing that Zongze was delaying judgment, Li Bangyan was furious and came to the officials to make the decision.

"After all, I am also the Prime Minister of the Great Song Dynasty. If I am said to have been bitten by a dog, then not only will I be laughed at, but even our Great Song Dynasty..."

Before Li Bangyan could finish speaking, Zhao Fujin interrupted: "You are you, national prestige is national prestige, don't confuse them with others."

Zhao Fujin muttered in his heart, if you, Li Bangyan, represent the prestige of the Song Dynasty, I will not be the emperor.

"Tell me carefully, what does it look like?"

Li Bangyan had a sad face and described what he saw that day: "Those beasts have dark backs and wolf-green belly. They are more than half a meter tall. If they stand, they are as tall as a person. They bark ferociously, have a ferocious look in their eyes, bared their teeth, and even It’s terrifying.”

"Black back?"

Zhao Fujin frowned and thought for a moment, then his face lit up: "Let's go, take me to have a look."

When Li Bangyan heard this, his expression changed drastically and he waved his hands repeatedly: "You can't go, you can't go, those beasts are hurting people!"

Zhao Fujin glared at him: "Look at how cowardly you are."

Then he said to the chamberlain: "Tell Guo Jing to prepare a small car and come with me out of the palace. Let's go and see the excitement."

When Li Bangyan saw that Zhao Fujin had decided to go, he gritted his teeth and said: "I will also accompany the officials. I am a wolf or a dog. The officials have a holy judgment. The officials must make the decision for me!"

(End of this chapter)