The Jin army besieged the city, and the Song emperor’s daughter died
Chapter 224 The kerosene whip reappears in the world
Xiao Zhonggong came to Kaifeng City again and met Marshal Li Bangyan.
"Hey, are you here for peace talks again?" Li Bangyan held the tea bowl and looked at Xiao Zhonggong with a mocking expression.
Xiao Zhonggong also looked at a loss, because he never imagined that the marshal of the anti-Jin soldiers and horses would be Li Bangyan, who was able to adapt to the wind.
Xiao Zhonggong knew Li Bangyan when he was still the leader of the Children's League in Liao.
After all, the diplomatic channels of the Liao and Song Dynasties were still very open at that time, and the two countries were no strangers to the senior officials in their respective courts.
Of course Li Bangyan also knew Xiao Zhonggong.
Some time ago, in Li Bangyan's view, Xiao Zhonggong was still a loyal minister and a righteous man. Although the gold was finally paid, in Li Bangyan's view, this was a forced and helpless move. After all, Emperor Liao Zuo was captured. Even if he wanted to continue to be loyal, There is no one left for him to be loyal to.
However, since Zhao Fujin criticized Xiao Zhonggong, Li Bangyan's feelings about this person have changed again.
"This is just a fence-sitter!" Li Bangyan looked down upon him!
A person cannot hide his contempt for someone.
The two people looked down upon each other, and they couldn't hide it.
"Oh, Prime Minister Li is still the one who pleases people. Now he is the Right Prime Minister of the DPRK and is in charge of the world's military. Prime Minister Li can be said to be inferior to one person and superior to ten thousand people." Xiao Zhonggong cupped his hands and congratulated.
Li Bangyan also quickly put the tea bowl and returned the courtesy: "No matter what, compared to Mr. Xiao, I am far behind. No matter what I say, in the final analysis, I am still loyal to the Zhao family, unlike Mr. Xiao, who has changed his family. "
Xiao Zhonggong blushed and was about to speak when Li Bangyan raised his hand: "No need to explain, no need to explain. I know that Mr. Xiao is loyal and righteous, and I have been helpless as a minister in the two dynasties. Oh, by the way, I have been thinking about something." I understand, I would like to ask Mr. Xiao for advice."
Seeing Li Bangyan's sincere face, Xiao Zhonggong suppressed his anger and said, "I don't dare. Mr. Li, please speak."
Li Bangyan poured out the tea with the tea lid, lowered his head and blew a few mouthfuls. As he blew, he asked: "When the Emperor of Liao fled there, he was hungry. Mr. Xiao gave him fried noodles and jujubes. When it was cold, Mr. Xiao gave him a mink hat and fur coat. ?”
Xiao Zhonggong smiled faintly: "As a minister, the Emperor of Jin kept me around to work because he felt that I was loyal to the emperor."
Li Bangyan exclaimed: "Hey, I just don't understand. You have fried noodles and jujubes, but the Liao Emperor doesn't? You have a mink hat and fur coat, but the Liao Emperor still doesn't? Then the Liao Emperor fled all the way, and his life was not as comfortable as Mr. Xiao's. Woolen cloth?"
"Li Bangyan!" Xiao Zhonggong seemed to have been poked in the butt. He jumped up instantly, pointed at Li Bangyan and yelled: "Don't humiliate me. Please understand the situation. Our army of [-] and [-] people is waiting for you. Give an order." You can..."
"Okay, okay, I'm just asking for the truth from history. Mr. Xiao doesn't need to be so excited." Li Bangyan said calmly and looked at the angry Xiao Zhonggong with a smile: "Speak of business, speak of business."
Xiao Zhonggong is indeed a steady-minded person. After being insulted like this, he can still put the overall situation first. He quickly calmed down and sat back: "Let's get straight to the point. The two commanders Zong Wang and Zong Han said that we can't bear to fight with each other." Xiangxiang has suffered the common people..."
"Xiao Xianggong, we are all officials. If you have something to say, speak directly and don't talk about the common people."
Xiao Zhonggong understood what Li Bangyan meant. Throughout the ages, people have been used as shields by these people.
When they want to start a war, they say that insulting my people is intolerable.
When you want to talk about peace, just say that you can't bear the suffering of the people.
But they never really asked the people whether they wanted war or peace.
"Okay, let's be honest, we, Daijin, will withdraw our troops, but there is one condition." Xiao Zhonggong nodded at the table.
Li Bangyan sneered: "You want money? You want land? No, no!"
Xiao Zhonggong was stunned. Looking at Li Bangyan's quarrelsome temperament, Xiao Zhonggong seriously doubted that this person had been taken away from him?
"No one!" Xiao Zhonggong said with a smile: "Just one person!"
"You want someone?" Li Bangyan became curious, put down his tea bowl and leaned forward: "Interesting, who do you want?"
"A loser!"
"Wonder?"
"To you, Da Song, he is now a useless person."
"Oh? Cai Jing? Tong Guan? Wang Fu? Or..." Xiao Zhonggong pursed his lips: "Tsk, is Mr. Li pretending to be confused because he understands?"
Li Bangyan was even more puzzled. There were a lot of useless people in the Song Dynasty, but those who could be named by the Jin army were definitely not ordinary people in the market. They should be people who had high positions in the past. But in addition to the few people mentioned above, there were also Anyone?
"The one who was imprisoned in Akihito Palace by Emperor Daojun and King Zhao Huan, Zhao Fujin!"
Li Bangyan suddenly opened his eyes wide and looked at Xiao Zhonggong like an idiot.
……
……
On a snowy day, it goes well with hot pot.
In Akihito Palace, the mandarin duck pot of spicy mushroom soup was boiling. Zhao Fujin put a piece of mutton into Emperor Daojun's bowl: "Dad, look, does this mandarin duck pot look like Taoist Tai Chi?"
Emperor Daojun was lowering his head, holding a bone between his legs and feeding it to the prince who was nestling next to him, sticking out his tongue and wagging his tail.
Hearing his daughter's question, Emperor Daojun raised his head and glanced twice: "It looks like! It really looks like it! What was Fu Jin's idea?"
Emperor Daojun turned to look at Chunxia who was standing aside. Chunxia nodded with a smile: "Back to the Supreme Emperor, the appearance of this pot is indeed made according to the drawings drawn by the officials. The officials said... that the Supreme Emperor respected Taoism and invited the Supreme Emperor to use it. Meals must be carefully prepared.”
Emperor Daojun stroked his beard and nodded with satisfaction. When he glanced out of the corner of his eye, he saw King Bi who was sitting next to him with his head lowered and stuffing meat into his mouth. His mouth was full of oil: "Dad, it tastes so good. This bowl is for me to eat." The most delicious thing ever, haha.”
Emperor Daojun glared at him with disgust: "I just know how to eat. I will learn more from your sister in the future."
"Yeah, well, when I get home, I'll have someone make an identical pot."
Although Emperor Daojun was angry and speechless at this stupid son, he was relieved to see the happy family relationship. He suddenly understood the Taoist Zhuangzi's "everyone does his own thing" and Laozi's "rule by inaction".
The greatest misfortune in this world is that you have to carve them up when they are lying on rotten wood, and you have to support them up the wall when they are lying on mud.
Harm others, harm yourself, harm the country and the people!
Isn't it great to have a talented daughter running the country, and a son who is as rotten as mud and rotten wood, and he can live happily in peace.
What is the great truth? This is it.
The family was enjoying the joy of heaven and man when they suddenly heard a noise outside the palace: "The two armies are fighting and I won't kill the envoy. You can't do this to me!"
"Stop talking nonsense! Go in!"
"They say you, a country of etiquette in the Song Dynasty, are shameless! Shameless!"
Zhao Fujin, Emperor Daojun, and King Bi were all stunned and looked outside the hall.
I saw Xiao Zhonggong being tied up by Li Bangyan and kicked into the front hall of Mingren Palace: "I will let you take a look today. Take a look at my father, a loving father and a filial daughter, my brother and sister are respectful, look at me." In the Great Song Dynasty, everyone is united and united!"
As soon as Xiao Zhonggong entered the palace and saw the scene in front of him, he finally shut up.
After listening to Li Bangyan finish what he just talked about, Wang Li picked up the food bowl and put it on Xiao Zhonggong's head: "Who are you calling a waste?"
After Emperor Daojun proclaimed the Immeasurable Heavenly Lord, he put two feet on Xiao Zhonggong's butt: "You should be killed if you speak out loud!"
The prince who was gnawing on the bones stopped gnawing and barked at Xiao Zhonggong, as if to say: "I want you to say my mother, I want you to say my mother!"
Xiao Zhonggong was dumbfounded and could only say tremblingly: "The two countries are at war... If you don't kill, don't kill."
Zhao Fujin snorted: "That's natural, but isn't there a price for humiliating me? Li Bangyan, bring me my kerosene whip!"
Outside Akihito's palace, the wind and snow roared, and Xiao Zhonggong's screams seemed worse than the whimpering north wind.
Li Bangyan was beating vigorously, muttering as he was beating: "Hey, this oil whip feels good. I'll go to Guo Company another day and get me one from the Imperial City Department." (End of Chapter)
"Hey, are you here for peace talks again?" Li Bangyan held the tea bowl and looked at Xiao Zhonggong with a mocking expression.
Xiao Zhonggong also looked at a loss, because he never imagined that the marshal of the anti-Jin soldiers and horses would be Li Bangyan, who was able to adapt to the wind.
Xiao Zhonggong knew Li Bangyan when he was still the leader of the Children's League in Liao.
After all, the diplomatic channels of the Liao and Song Dynasties were still very open at that time, and the two countries were no strangers to the senior officials in their respective courts.
Of course Li Bangyan also knew Xiao Zhonggong.
Some time ago, in Li Bangyan's view, Xiao Zhonggong was still a loyal minister and a righteous man. Although the gold was finally paid, in Li Bangyan's view, this was a forced and helpless move. After all, Emperor Liao Zuo was captured. Even if he wanted to continue to be loyal, There is no one left for him to be loyal to.
However, since Zhao Fujin criticized Xiao Zhonggong, Li Bangyan's feelings about this person have changed again.
"This is just a fence-sitter!" Li Bangyan looked down upon him!
A person cannot hide his contempt for someone.
The two people looked down upon each other, and they couldn't hide it.
"Oh, Prime Minister Li is still the one who pleases people. Now he is the Right Prime Minister of the DPRK and is in charge of the world's military. Prime Minister Li can be said to be inferior to one person and superior to ten thousand people." Xiao Zhonggong cupped his hands and congratulated.
Li Bangyan also quickly put the tea bowl and returned the courtesy: "No matter what, compared to Mr. Xiao, I am far behind. No matter what I say, in the final analysis, I am still loyal to the Zhao family, unlike Mr. Xiao, who has changed his family. "
Xiao Zhonggong blushed and was about to speak when Li Bangyan raised his hand: "No need to explain, no need to explain. I know that Mr. Xiao is loyal and righteous, and I have been helpless as a minister in the two dynasties. Oh, by the way, I have been thinking about something." I understand, I would like to ask Mr. Xiao for advice."
Seeing Li Bangyan's sincere face, Xiao Zhonggong suppressed his anger and said, "I don't dare. Mr. Li, please speak."
Li Bangyan poured out the tea with the tea lid, lowered his head and blew a few mouthfuls. As he blew, he asked: "When the Emperor of Liao fled there, he was hungry. Mr. Xiao gave him fried noodles and jujubes. When it was cold, Mr. Xiao gave him a mink hat and fur coat. ?”
Xiao Zhonggong smiled faintly: "As a minister, the Emperor of Jin kept me around to work because he felt that I was loyal to the emperor."
Li Bangyan exclaimed: "Hey, I just don't understand. You have fried noodles and jujubes, but the Liao Emperor doesn't? You have a mink hat and fur coat, but the Liao Emperor still doesn't? Then the Liao Emperor fled all the way, and his life was not as comfortable as Mr. Xiao's. Woolen cloth?"
"Li Bangyan!" Xiao Zhonggong seemed to have been poked in the butt. He jumped up instantly, pointed at Li Bangyan and yelled: "Don't humiliate me. Please understand the situation. Our army of [-] and [-] people is waiting for you. Give an order." You can..."
"Okay, okay, I'm just asking for the truth from history. Mr. Xiao doesn't need to be so excited." Li Bangyan said calmly and looked at the angry Xiao Zhonggong with a smile: "Speak of business, speak of business."
Xiao Zhonggong is indeed a steady-minded person. After being insulted like this, he can still put the overall situation first. He quickly calmed down and sat back: "Let's get straight to the point. The two commanders Zong Wang and Zong Han said that we can't bear to fight with each other." Xiangxiang has suffered the common people..."
"Xiao Xianggong, we are all officials. If you have something to say, speak directly and don't talk about the common people."
Xiao Zhonggong understood what Li Bangyan meant. Throughout the ages, people have been used as shields by these people.
When they want to start a war, they say that insulting my people is intolerable.
When you want to talk about peace, just say that you can't bear the suffering of the people.
But they never really asked the people whether they wanted war or peace.
"Okay, let's be honest, we, Daijin, will withdraw our troops, but there is one condition." Xiao Zhonggong nodded at the table.
Li Bangyan sneered: "You want money? You want land? No, no!"
Xiao Zhonggong was stunned. Looking at Li Bangyan's quarrelsome temperament, Xiao Zhonggong seriously doubted that this person had been taken away from him?
"No one!" Xiao Zhonggong said with a smile: "Just one person!"
"You want someone?" Li Bangyan became curious, put down his tea bowl and leaned forward: "Interesting, who do you want?"
"A loser!"
"Wonder?"
"To you, Da Song, he is now a useless person."
"Oh? Cai Jing? Tong Guan? Wang Fu? Or..." Xiao Zhonggong pursed his lips: "Tsk, is Mr. Li pretending to be confused because he understands?"
Li Bangyan was even more puzzled. There were a lot of useless people in the Song Dynasty, but those who could be named by the Jin army were definitely not ordinary people in the market. They should be people who had high positions in the past. But in addition to the few people mentioned above, there were also Anyone?
"The one who was imprisoned in Akihito Palace by Emperor Daojun and King Zhao Huan, Zhao Fujin!"
Li Bangyan suddenly opened his eyes wide and looked at Xiao Zhonggong like an idiot.
……
……
On a snowy day, it goes well with hot pot.
In Akihito Palace, the mandarin duck pot of spicy mushroom soup was boiling. Zhao Fujin put a piece of mutton into Emperor Daojun's bowl: "Dad, look, does this mandarin duck pot look like Taoist Tai Chi?"
Emperor Daojun was lowering his head, holding a bone between his legs and feeding it to the prince who was nestling next to him, sticking out his tongue and wagging his tail.
Hearing his daughter's question, Emperor Daojun raised his head and glanced twice: "It looks like! It really looks like it! What was Fu Jin's idea?"
Emperor Daojun turned to look at Chunxia who was standing aside. Chunxia nodded with a smile: "Back to the Supreme Emperor, the appearance of this pot is indeed made according to the drawings drawn by the officials. The officials said... that the Supreme Emperor respected Taoism and invited the Supreme Emperor to use it. Meals must be carefully prepared.”
Emperor Daojun stroked his beard and nodded with satisfaction. When he glanced out of the corner of his eye, he saw King Bi who was sitting next to him with his head lowered and stuffing meat into his mouth. His mouth was full of oil: "Dad, it tastes so good. This bowl is for me to eat." The most delicious thing ever, haha.”
Emperor Daojun glared at him with disgust: "I just know how to eat. I will learn more from your sister in the future."
"Yeah, well, when I get home, I'll have someone make an identical pot."
Although Emperor Daojun was angry and speechless at this stupid son, he was relieved to see the happy family relationship. He suddenly understood the Taoist Zhuangzi's "everyone does his own thing" and Laozi's "rule by inaction".
The greatest misfortune in this world is that you have to carve them up when they are lying on rotten wood, and you have to support them up the wall when they are lying on mud.
Harm others, harm yourself, harm the country and the people!
Isn't it great to have a talented daughter running the country, and a son who is as rotten as mud and rotten wood, and he can live happily in peace.
What is the great truth? This is it.
The family was enjoying the joy of heaven and man when they suddenly heard a noise outside the palace: "The two armies are fighting and I won't kill the envoy. You can't do this to me!"
"Stop talking nonsense! Go in!"
"They say you, a country of etiquette in the Song Dynasty, are shameless! Shameless!"
Zhao Fujin, Emperor Daojun, and King Bi were all stunned and looked outside the hall.
I saw Xiao Zhonggong being tied up by Li Bangyan and kicked into the front hall of Mingren Palace: "I will let you take a look today. Take a look at my father, a loving father and a filial daughter, my brother and sister are respectful, look at me." In the Great Song Dynasty, everyone is united and united!"
As soon as Xiao Zhonggong entered the palace and saw the scene in front of him, he finally shut up.
After listening to Li Bangyan finish what he just talked about, Wang Li picked up the food bowl and put it on Xiao Zhonggong's head: "Who are you calling a waste?"
After Emperor Daojun proclaimed the Immeasurable Heavenly Lord, he put two feet on Xiao Zhonggong's butt: "You should be killed if you speak out loud!"
The prince who was gnawing on the bones stopped gnawing and barked at Xiao Zhonggong, as if to say: "I want you to say my mother, I want you to say my mother!"
Xiao Zhonggong was dumbfounded and could only say tremblingly: "The two countries are at war... If you don't kill, don't kill."
Zhao Fujin snorted: "That's natural, but isn't there a price for humiliating me? Li Bangyan, bring me my kerosene whip!"
Outside Akihito's palace, the wind and snow roared, and Xiao Zhonggong's screams seemed worse than the whimpering north wind.
Li Bangyan was beating vigorously, muttering as he was beating: "Hey, this oil whip feels good. I'll go to Guo Company another day and get me one from the Imperial City Department." (End of Chapter)
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