The Jin army besieged the city, and the Song emperor’s daughter died

Chapter 57 Do you call this a big killer?
In the small workshop, Shen Qiong was playing with a strange iron pipe.

Seeing someone coming in, Shen Qiong squinted for a long time before he saw clearly that it was Zhao Fujin. He quickly stood up and greeted him: "Guan family, I've done it, I've done it!"

Zhao Fujin looked at the strange-shaped iron pipe in his hand, somewhat dumbfounded: "This..."

"I have simplified the drawings given by the officials." Shen Qiong said with a smile, "I'm here to demonstrate it to the officials. The officials will sit down for a moment."

As Shen Qiong spoke, he turned back to the desk. After some installation, he picked up the iron pipe and pointed it at Zhao Fujin...

Zhao Fujin's face suddenly turned pale: "Shen Qiong! Don't point this thing at me!"

Shen Qiong smiled and said: "Don't be afraid of the officials, you can see clearly if you get closer."

Zhao Fujin still walked to Shen Qiong's side and pointed to the deserted place in front of him: "Look over there..."

Shen Qiong could only follow the instructions, turned around, and said to Zhao Fujin with a smile: "The official said that day, pull the engine and shoot out the iron bullet. At first, I thought it was a little difficult, but after thinking about it, it was not difficult at all. , the officials should pay attention!"

Zhao Fujin nodded excitedly and looked at Han Shizhong aside: "Look, this is the big killer weapon I have prepared for you!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Shen Qiong pulled the trigger.

"Snapped!"

An irregular iron ball shot out from the dark iron pipe.

It fell three inches away.

Han Shizhong looked at Zhao Fujin with a confused expression, and Zhao Fujin looked at Shen Qiong with a confused expression. Shen Qiong explained with pride: "I made holes in the iron pipe on the left and right, and then inserted a one-inch-long bow string. Put a hook into the iron pipe in the small hole, pull the bowstring to the arc-shaped buckle, and just pull the trigger, the bowstring will pop out, hit the iron bullet, and it will be shot out, right?"

Zhao Fujin covered his face helplessly and couldn't say a word for a long time.

Han Shizhong on the side tried hard to hold back his laughter, but finally burst out laughing.

"That's all, I didn't explain it clearly to you last time. Let's do this. I'll give you a book later and think about it carefully. What I want is something that can shoot the enemy from a hundred feet away, not a three-inch weapon like yours. ……It's too short!"

On the way back to the palace, Han Shizhong couldn't help but remind him: "In the official family, if you want to break armor from a hundred feet away, you have to use a bed crossbow."

Zhao Fujin ignored him and frowned, recalling the knowledge of physics and chemistry in middle and high school in later generations: "Forget about electricity, optics, and sound, I still remember some superficial aspects of mechanics, changes in the state of matter, calculation of work, and the principle of lever pulleys. I can write about it. Give some to Shen Qiong, and as for chemistry...how do you memorize the periodic table of elements?"

The reason why Zhao Fujin thought this might be useful was because she vaguely remembered a junior high school chemistry teacher saying something like this: “All scientific achievements are essentially discoveries, and so-called inventions are just permutations and combinations of discoveries. If primitive man had first used flint to light a pile of sulfur, saltpeter, and charcoal instead of a pile of dead leaves, they would not have hunted with stones and sticks."

emmm...is this the truth?
I hope Shen Qiong can become enlightened!

As soon as he returned to the Imperial Study Room, before he could have a cup of tea, Li Bangyan came over with the strategy of Chen Dong, an old repeater from Taiyuan University.

"Officials... take a look, these imperial students are becoming more and more wanton!"

Zhao Fujin took the paper from Li Bangyan's hand, spread it out and looked at it: "In order to fight against the outside world, we must first settle down at home? This Chen Dong... changed his surname to Jiang?"

Li Bangyan was stunned: "Those who want to fight against foreigners must first make peace at home. This is what Zhao Pu, the prime minister during the Taizong period, said. Now Chen Dong is using it to make a fuss, saying that the imperial court must take back Emperor Daojun, otherwise our Song Dynasty There may be two imperial courts. Isn't this alarmist?" Zhao Fujin put down his strategy, looked at Li Bangyan with a smile and asked: "Have you and Duke Chongguo paid the money to the treasury?"

Li Bangyan nodded painfully: "It has been handed over to the national treasury."

"Then you are so afraid of welcoming back Emperor Daojun?"

Li Bangyan blushed and immediately explained: "I am thinking of the officials. Now that the Jin people have retired, if Emperor Daojun comes back, how will the officials and the Supreme Emperor get along with each other?"

How to get along?

A loving father and a filial daughter are a model family.

This is what Zhao Fujin thinks, but the premise is that Emperor Daojun must be able to make a discerning mascot.

Otherwise, it is very likely that one day, the Imperial City Secretary will come to report: "Guan family, the Supreme Emperor was captured by a gold thief!"

Zhao Fujin has already handed over the matter of deceiving Emperor Daojun back to the palace to Li Gang, so there is nothing to worry about.

When Li Bangyan retreated, Zhao Fujin stared at Chen Dong's policy in a daze.

This old repeater from Taiyuan University is already 40 years old, and he still pretends to be a college student in Taiyuan University. Zhao Fujin feels that he has the responsibility to let him graduate now. As for where to arrange it...

Zhao Fujin was shocked when he saw the title of this article and the bizarre policy content. Suddenly his eyes lit up: "The Song Dynasty needs a figure like Old Hu, so let him go to the memorial hall and stay!"

In the Song Dynasty, part of the function of Jinzouyuan was very similar to that of later generations. It was the mouthpiece of the imperial court.

It's just that this group of people only reproduced the documents and decrees of the imperial court without commenting on them, which is a bit boring. If Chen Dong went... it would be very interesting.

Zhao Fujin immediately arranged for the chamberlain to go to Taiyuan University to deliver a message, and asked Chen Dong to find Li Bangyan immediately and arrange to join Li Bangyan to write in the Academy of Music. Not only that, he also specifically told the chamberlain who conveyed the message: "Tell Chen Dong that I need his mouth as a substitute." !”

After a busy day, it was already evening.

After Zhao Fujin simply ate some snacks, he chewed the tip of his pen in the royal study, kept writing, squeezed out toothpaste, and wrote down the little science and engineering knowledge he had in his mind. It was messy and he wrote whatever he wanted.

"Everything in the world is made of elements [note, not gold, wood, water, fire, and earth], but hydrogen, helium, lithium, beryllium, and boron... [If you don’t understand the word, ask me back]"

"It is said that if you use green vitriol [the alchemy tool of the Imperial Academy of Capital Medicine] to boil it, you can get a very corrosive liquid... Boil lard with distilled water and caustic soda, and you will get a sticky liquid... These two liquids are mixed and put into an ice cellar, the kind of ice cellar found in ice-making workshops, which will solidify into a gel, so keep it until you can make it.”

"It is said that using jibei [that is, cotton, if you don't have it, I will give you a quilt that I have covered, you can unwrap it yourself], put it in something that is calcined with saltpeter, then add water, soak it and dry it in the sun..." Forget it, just burn the saltpeter first and see what you can make.】"

"When you boil water, the lid of the pot always lifts up. Isn't it amazing? This is called thermal energy change energy. I have an idea. If you can find coal mines in Shaanxi, you can use these coals to burn a huge pot and let it The heat drives the piston... [Forget it, I don't understand this either. If you have nothing to do, just stare at the kettle that boils water and see if you can figure out something. This is called observing things]"

Zhao Fujin suddenly felt a little disappointed. If he were a science and engineering girl with a Ph.D., that would be so cool!

The knowledge gained in nine years of compulsory education is simply not enough!

(End of this chapter)