Pirate: My partner is too crooked

Chapter 34: Daily sailing with the mentally retarded goddess (two in one)

"vomit!"

Not long after setting sail, Aqua, who had been talking grandly just now, held onto the bow railing and spit out a string of colorful rainbows toward the sea below.

Since I have been staying in the God Realm for too long, and I am still not fully sober from the wine I drank last night, I was busy moving things just now.

Combining several factors, it was unexpected and reasonable that Aqua became seasick.

"You guys, don't you claim to be the goddess of water who is omnipotent on the sea? You are too useless..."

Lin Zhi, who was standing next to Aqua, was quite speechless.

Even so, he reached out and patted Aqua's back to help her relieve the discomfort after vomiting.

"It's too much, Lin Zhi, for looking down on me like this. Look, I will overcome it and show you!"

After vomiting, Aqua forced herself to raise her head and chest, and rolled her eyes, trying to find an excuse for her misery.

Suddenly, a gust of sea wind hit, causing waves on the sea, and the Infinite Dream swayed bumpily.

Aqua, who had just recovered from vomiting, felt her stomach churn, and without caring about anything else, she suddenly stuck her head out of the railing.

She vomited again...

Looking at Aqua, who was slumped on the deck after vomiting, as if she had been squeezed dry, Lin Zhi put one hand on his forehead and let out a heavy, sad sigh.

Damn it, is the sea really the home of this stupid goddess?
He began to doubt his previous judgment.

Sure enough, you can't have too much expectations for Aqua, otherwise the disappointment and blow you will get will be doubled!
"Wait for me here and cook you a bowl of porridge. I happen to be a little hungry too."

After all, he was his only companion at the moment. In the end, Lin Zhi couldn't bear it anymore. He dusted off his hands and walked to the restaurant on the first floor.

"Thank you very much for taking care of me, Master Lin Zhi!" Aqua was moved to tears.

After arriving at the kitchen on the first floor, Lin Zhi skillfully handled the ingredients for the porridge: a portion of vegetables, a little lean meat, and a few prawns.

Since the Bucky Pirates are operating around the Organ Islands, their destination for this voyage is naturally Orange Town, its coastal port.

According to the distance shown on the East China Sea navigation chart, combined with the direction indicated by the compass and the current strength of the sea breeze, it will take about five days to arrive.

Of course, Lin Zhi's knowledge of navigation technology was learned in Windmill Village. He had not practiced it in a serious way and was just talking on paper, so it was difficult for him to grasp the specific time.

However, including his and Aqua's daily meals, the Hainan Restaurant prepared a whole week's worth of ingredients this time.

Even if the business is booming and everything is sold out, you can just close the shop before arriving at the Organ Islands for supplies. You don’t have to worry about being in a terrible situation where you don’t even have anything to eat.

When Lin Zhi returned to the second deck with two steaming bowls of shrimp and lean meat porridge.

I happened to see Aqua, who had regained her energy, tapping on a wooden board with a small wooden hammer.

"Are you okay?"

Putting the porridge on the specially set open-air dining table, Lin Zhi looked at Aqua, who suddenly became full of energy, in surprise.

Apparently a few minutes ago, this guy looked half-dead, right?
"Don't look down on people, Lin Zhi, I am the goddess of water who can live a super nourishing life no matter what difficult circumstances I am in!"

Aqua put down the hammer and wooden board in her hand, stood up, walked to sit opposite Lin Zhi, her aqua blue pupils flashing with pride.

Lin Zhi stared at her for a few seconds and quickly guessed the reason: "Did you set a blessing for yourself?"

Aqua, who gained the faith of the villagers of Windmill Village, has recovered her divine power a little. It is not difficult to do such a thing.

"Uh-huh!" Aqua nodded shamelessly, but she didn't say anything harsh.

Looking at the very good-looking shrimp porridge in front of her, she picked it up and drank it as she was already hungry.

"Hiss~hiss~so hot!"

As expected, he got his mouth burned...

Lin Zhishi didn't even look at the frizzy goddess, and turned his gaze to the wooden hammer board not far away: "What are you doing with these things?"

Aqua kept blowing on the hot porridge and said without looking back: "I think our restaurant on the sea is too monotonous, so I want to hang a sign at the door on both sides so that customers who come to the door can understand it better."

"I didn't expect you would consider such details?" Lin Zhi was very surprised.

Because he didn't intend to do serious business in the first place, he didn't pay much attention to dispensable things like signboards.

Did this idiot goddess' seasickness blessing cure her brain by the way?
What an unexpected surprise. This child is finally a bit normal!

Thinking of this, Lin Zhi subconsciously showed a smile of relief like an old father.

"So, Lin Zhi, you still know too little about this goddess!"

Aqua didn't realize the true meaning of the smile on Lin Zhi's face, but felt that his understanding of the goddess was too superficial.

As she spoke, Aqua picked up the slightly cold shrimp porridge.

"Wait a minute Aqua, I'll give you this bowl."

Lin Zhi reached out and pushed the porridge he placed in front of Aqua.

"What do you want to do? I won't hand over the porridge I made for no reason!"

Aqua suddenly became nervous and tightly protected the porridge in her hand.

"You didn't put any salt in that bowl..." Lin Zhi said without blushing or heartbeat.

He originally wanted to punish Aqua, an alcoholic, but seeing that she would occasionally help to make signs in a sensible way, he gave up such plans.

"Huh?!" Aqua was shocked.

In the end, the two completed the exchange of shrimp porridge.

Lin Zhi felt the cool sea breeze blowing from the sea while eating the tasteless porridge.

"Speaking of Aqua, can you control the sea water and create some vortexes and tsunamis?"

They will definitely sail on the sea for a long time in the future. Knowing the limits of Aqua's abilities in advance will allow them to make more accurate judgments in the event of an emergency.

"Are you kidding? In front of the great goddess of water, no matter whether it is sea water or fresh water, we can only be obedient followers!"

Aqua raised her head and pretended to be proud.

It can be clearly seen that there are several grains of rice on that flawless face.

"Really? Then please give me a show now." Lin Zhi said smoothly.

Whenever a stupid goddess starts bragging about herself, it usually means she has no confidence in herself.

"This, uh, this, let's talk about it later, we are still drinking porridge now!"

Upon hearing that he was about to show off on the spot, Aqua's eyes became evasive.

Perhaps he couldn't bear Lin Zhi's gaze with deep suspicion. After holding on for a few seconds, the pretense of strength on his cute face finally collapsed.

"It's so annoying! Although the villagers' faith has increased my strength a little, it's still far from the ideal state. I can only control a small area of ​​​​sea water!"

"If you want to mock me for being useless, just feel free to mock me. Anyway, this is the limit of what I can do right now!"

At the end of the sentence, Aqua was so angry that she collapsed on the back of the chair and smashed it.

"It's a small area of ​​sea water, it's still pretty good."

To Aqua's surprise, Lin Zhi did not sneer, but nodded in affirmation.

In this way, their ship, the Infinite Dream, has basic protection and does not have to worry about being bombarded by pirates.He didn't panic at all during the close-range boarding battle. He was afraid that those insidious pirates would hide in the distance and fire cannons, using them as targets!

"Lin Zhi, you..."

Aqua was a little stunned, and just as she was about to say something, a clean bowl was handed to her.

"When you've finished eating, please wash the dishes and chopsticks." Lin Zhi said unceremoniously.

"Huh? You want the noble goddess of water to wash the dishes for you?"

"The price of a bowl of shrimp and lean meat porridge at sea is 800 beli."

"Happy to be of service to you!"

Upon hearing the request for money, Aqua changed her face instantly and picked up the dishes with a smile.

"To be honest, I still liked your unruly look at the beginning." Lin Zhi said on a whim.

Although he knew that with Aqua's IQ, she probably didn't know what it meant to be unruly.

Over there, Aqua, who walked to the edge of the bow railing, raised her arm, and her white fingertips glowed with light blue light.

Whoosh!
A jet of water immediately spurted out, quickly rinsing the dishes and chopsticks clean.

Before Lin Zhi could sigh that this guy's ability was really convenient, he heard a "click" and the fragile porcelain bowl cracked on the spot because it could not withstand the impact of the water flow.

"...You stupid goddess, did you mess with me on purpose?!"

Lin Zhi successfully integrated into the painting style of One Piece, and his teeth turned into a fierce jagged look.

It's really convenient, but it's a bit useless!
"Ah, ah, sorry, sorry, I forgot that I got a little stronger."

Aqua grabbed the broken bowl with only a corner left, stood there scratching her head and laughing.

The "pleasant" meal time ended with the tragic ending of Brother Wan's resistance.

After solving his stomach problem, Lin Zhi sat on the deck and sunbathed.

Looking at the vast sea ahead, I waited for a long time, but there was no sign of the "customer".

After all, it is known as the weakest sea area. There seem to be fewer pirates in the East China Sea than in other areas.

We have encountered a few merchant ships and fishing boats, but everyone brought their own food. They just took a curious look at the Infinite Dream, a restaurant at sea that they had never seen before, and then passed by.

Looking at the sun that was beginning to set in the west, Lin Zhi had nothing to do, so he simply got up and took out the fishing rod he had prepared in advance from the cabin.

As a must-do item for sailing, it is naturally impossible for him to miss this kind of thing.

He had gone out to sea several times with the merchants of Windmill Village before, and he had learned some sea fishing skills.

"Why, Lin Zhi, a cunning and cunning guy like you still wants to catch fish?"

On the other side of the deck, Aqua, who was lying under the umbrella, let out a disdainful sneer.

"Is there any direct connection between being able to catch fish and being cunning?" Lin Zhi asked rhetorically.

Meanwhile, start assembling the fishing rod.

"The populations in the sea are all bred by the sea, and the sea is composed of pure seawater. People with dirty hearts will never be welcomed by them!" Aqua said very firmly.

"It seems that you understand it very well?"

Lin Zhi hung the bait on the assembled fishing rod and was very unhappy with Aqua's natural look, "How about we have a duel?"

This sentence hit Aqua's thoughts. She raised her hand to adjust the goddess clothes on her body, and walked slowly on blue boots.

"Since you want to be abused so much, then I, the goddess, will play with you~"

"Oh, interesting."

After each selected their fishing spot, the serious sea fishing showdown between the two officially began.

Time passed quietly, half an hour later.

Aqua, with tears in her eyes, looked at Lin Zhi's almost full fish bucket and began to doubt Shensheng.

"Impossible, absolutely impossible, how could you catch so many fish!"

As the goddess of water who is closely related to the sea, Aqua cannot accept her empty fish bucket.

She knew she had lost but couldn't help but couldn't help but ran over, grabbed Lin Zhi's shoulders and shook them constantly.

"Lin Zhi! Are you using some dirty means secretly? How can there be such a big gap in the same sea area!"

"...You shamelessly came over just now to peek and learn from me, and now you're calling me a liar?"

Lin Zhi smiled lightly and tightened the fishing rod in his hand. With a murderous heart, he caught a fish and put it into the bucket in front of Aqua.

"If you are willing to admit defeat, I will tell you the trick." His words exuded great temptation.

Aqua pursed her lips and hesitated for a few seconds. Thinking that she could beat Lin Zhi after learning the trick, she immediately chose to compromise: "Okay! I give up, tell me now!"

Hearing this, Lin Zhimo looked up at her, with a trace of pity in his eyes.

"Actually, although sea fishing requires skills, it still depends more on luck."

"I said that, do you understand?"

IQ and luck are flaws that Aqua can't cure.

IQ can be glimpsed from those aqua blue eyes. As for luck, the simplest way to describe it is that even if Aqua gives herself the blessing of MAX luck, it will not be half the effect!
It is precisely because he knows this that he is absolutely sure of this sea fishing duel!
"How is that possible! It's actually luck..."

Aqua was obviously dissatisfied when she learned the truth, and the sound of fish flapping in Lin Zhitong made her even more furious.

"I don't believe it. As the goddess of water, I can't even catch a smelly fish!!"

Aqua was so anxious at that time that she clambered over the railing and jumped directly towards the sea!

Lin Zhigang wanted to stop him, but he thought that this guy could move freely even under water and there was basically no danger, so he simply let her do whatever he wanted.

Then, not long after.

Aqua, who was reluctantly biting a sea fish, was caught by him...

"Hello, Lin Zhi, good afternoon!"

The soaked water goddess showed a sweet smile to cover up the embarrassment of the scene.

"Are you kidding? You must be here to be funny!" Lin Zhi was speechless and choked.

Being made such a fuss by Aqua, the rare leisure time of sea fishing was completely wiped out.

Just when Lin Zhi took Aqua back and planned to end today's activities.

In the distance, in the direction of the setting sun, amid the sparkling waves, a medium-sized sailboat sailed straight towards the Infinite Dream.

Looking at the opponent's black skull flag fluttering in the sea breeze, Lin Zhi rubbed his little hands and suddenly became energetic.

"Okay Aqua, this duel is over."

"Get ready to welcome the first distinguished guest we meet on our voyage!"

(End of this chapter)