Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming.

Chapter 538 Topic Terminator

Ring ring ring!
In the quiet bedroom, a piercing alarm bell suddenly sounded.

A few seconds later, an arm stretched out from the bed and accurately tapped the button on the top of the alarm clock. The clock that had been noisy just now fell silent instantly.

"Why did I set the alarm so early?" Naruto opened his eyes drowsily, looked through the window at the morning light outside, and muttered, "It's not even bright yet."

Before he finished speaking, he opened his eyes and jumped out of bed as if he thought of something.

Then, Naruto pushed open the window and took two deep breaths of fresh air, and his chaotic mind suddenly became clear.

"I'm so stupid. I was talking about this before going to bed. How could I forget it in the blink of an eye?"

He looked up at where the Ichiraku Ramen Shop was, stuck out his tongue, licked his lips, and said excitedly, "That big sister is really a good person. She invited me to dinner after only knowing her for a day."

he tui! !
at this time.

Kyuubi, who was sealed in Naruto's body, suddenly spit on the ground and said angrily, "What an idiot, he actually thinks that woman is a good person."

Looking at the shining gold chain on the iron door, Kyuubi knew that this was the mark left by the reinforcement of the seal.

Although Kyuubi can now see the outside world through Naruto's perspective and hear the sounds of the outside world, its chakra is severely restricted in the cage, which is specifically reflected in the following.
It can't talk to this idiot now.

"How did that woman come back to life?"

This question has never been figured out since Kyuubi discovered that Kushina was still alive.

but
When he saw Naruto who was brushing his teeth, Kyuubi suddenly grinned and revealed a ferocious smile, "It's really sad that he doesn't even know his biological mother.

Just die. "

"Those idiots in Konoha are really idiots. They haven't found any trace of Kushina Uzumaki until now. They might as well die together."

"And the Uchiha who is following Kushina actually has the aura of those eyes, but it is really a pity. The Uchiha who has been passed down for thousands of years now only has these three melons and two dates left. It is a good death."

Kyuubi was like a chatterbox at the moment, constantly cursing the ninjas who imprisoned him.

In this dark, claustrophobic environment, even a tailed beast with huge chakra would feel deeply lonely.

Especially after sleeping for so many years, Kyuubi was very eager to stretch his muscles. However, as soon as he stood up, his head hit the roof; just as he wanted to stretch his claws, his nails hit the cell door.

The most irritating thing is that every time it wakes up from a deep sleep, it sees the jinchuriki being scolded, and when those idiot villagers scold the jinchuriki, they always bring it with them. Go to hell with the demon fox who opens his mouth, and you demon fox who keeps your mouth shut. all family die.

As for who the demon fox is, isn't it obvious?

It, Uncle Nine Lamas, cannot escape the fate of being scolded whether it is awake, sleeping or distracted.

Thinking of the villagers who pointed at Naruto but opened and closed their mouths to curse "Death to the demon fox", Kyuubi grinned and said with a cruel smile, "Give me a chance to go out, I will definitely send you to reunite with your ancestors" !”

"A bunch of idiots, they can't find any pain points when attacking jinchūriki, they use "demon fox" to attack me every day!!"

"."

Just as the Nine-Tailed Fox was thinking about whether it would have a chance to escape in the future, it found that the scene in front of it suddenly turned into the entrance of Ichiraku Ramen.

It was still early, but the Ichiraku Ramen shop was already crowded with people and there was a long queue.

Looking at the long dragon, Kyuubi slowly narrowed his eyes. After searching the crowd for a moment, a red light suddenly flashed in his eyes, "Damn Uchiha, damn Uzumaki.

It really makes me unhappy! !
No, I feel great now! ! "

After learning about the tragic fate of the Uchiha and Uzumaki clans, Kyuubi, whose fate was also quite tragic, instantly felt a lot more balanced.

After all, everyone has exterminated their clans. It’s good to exterminate them.
"Is this Uchiha chasing Kushina??" Looking at the black-haired young man from Uchiha, Kyuubi couldn't help but feel a little confused. It recalled Kushina's words last night and wondered.

"How can someone like an idiot and violent maniac like Kushina??"

"Oh~~"

Immediately afterwards, Kyuubi seemed to have thought of something, and a look of surprise flashed in his eyes, "Uchiha who turn on the kaleidoscope generally have poor eyesight, and poor eyesight means blindness.

No wonder."

at this time.

Outside Ichiraku Ramen, Naruto squeezed through the crowd and finally saw the black-haired older sister standing on the steps.

He jumped up and waved to the other party, then trotted to Kushina, put his hands on his knees, and panted violently, "Big sister, am I not late?"

Kushina smiled slightly and said softly.

"Just in time!"

"Well, then..." After taking a breath, Naruto raised his head and looked around, then hesitantly said, "Where is the guy who likes onee-chan? Didn't he come today?"

Due to the many traumas he experienced as a child, Naruto was always wary of sudden kindness from strangers.

In the past, many people saw how pitiful he was and wanted to lend a helping hand. However, when those people learned of his identity, the disgust in their eyes was clearly revealed.

Therefore, when Naruto learned that he could help this big sister, he came over without even thinking.

On the contrary, if he felt that he could not help his elder sister but the other party insisted on inviting him to dinner, Naruto would not come over.

"cough~"

Seeing the disappointment gradually showing in Naruto's eyes, Kushina coughed slightly, pointed to the inside of the store, and said softly, "He's here, he's waiting for us inside."

Hearing this, Naruto's eyes lit up, and he quickly patted his chest and promised.

"Don't worry, big sister, I'm here and I won't embarrass you."

"Please!" Seeing her son's happy look, Kushina also smiled slightly and thought to herself, "It's not in vain that I dragged Uchiha Asuka over to act.

Uchiha Asuka, if you dare to act badly, I'm not done with you. "

Then she took Naruto into the ramen shop and sat down opposite Uchiha Asuka.

The water in the ramen shop has not yet boiled, but the shop is already packed.

The guests each played with the chopsticks in their hands or fiddled with the spice boxes on the table. While waiting for the chef to cook delicious ramen, they chatted about recent events.

Listening to the various noisy sounds in his ears, Naruto lowered his head and thought about his mission for today again in his mind.

"Be a qualified spoiler. While not letting the pursuer succeed, you must also not let the atmosphere at the dinner table become cold, let alone embarrass the eldest sister. You must also allow the pursuer to get off the ground and not be jealous because of it. big sister."

“What a heavy task!!”

Thinking of this, he looked up at the young man in front of him and took the lead in breaking the silence.

"Brother, what kind of noodles do you like to eat?"

Asuka, who was looking through the menu, was suddenly stunned for a moment. Then he handed the menu to the mother and son sitting opposite, and said in a casual tone: "I like to eat instant noodles."

Asuka is not talking nonsense. Compared to Ichiraku Ramen, which has to wait in line every time he eats, he really prefers instant noodles that can be brewed in a few minutes.

"."

Naruto's expression froze. He didn't expect that he couldn't continue the conversation just after one sentence.

The person opposite doesn't seem to know how to chat.

Glancing at the eldest sister next to him from the corner of his eye, Naruto took a deep breath and smiled awkwardly, "Oh, actually I also like to eat instant noodles. Not only is it convenient and fast to eat, but the texture and taste are also outstanding.

What kind of instant noodles do you like? Three minutes or five minutes? "

Thinking of the instant noodles he made, Asuka held his chin with one hand and said with some nostalgia.

“I particularly like instant noodles cooked in a pot.

When cooking, I will pour in the uneaten leftovers and cook them with instant noodles, and then add some top-quality canned cats from the Land of Birds, and of course a bucket of fried chicken, and a bag of ice-cold milk. , the taste is simply amazing! "

Upon hearing this, Naruto's eyelids twitched slightly.

"The man in front of me is a cult!!"

Forget about eating instant noodles with boiled noodles, he actually cooked the uneaten leftovers with the instant noodles. It simply subverted his perception. This guy is not only a topic terminator, but also an instant noodle terminator!
Gan! !

(End of this chapter)