Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming.

Chapter 551 Chunin Exam (6)

In the autumn afternoons, the air is still a bit stuffy, but compared to summer afternoons, it is a bit cooler. At least people standing under the sun will not be sweating all over.

When the autumn wind blew through the alley and hit Uchiha Asuka's face, he subconsciously squinted his eyes and enjoyed a moment of tranquility.

He had neither missions to perform nor worries to worry about. His only mission, "going home", was still a long way off. Even Fei Niao was not sure whether he could go back.

Ah!
"Kushina should be more anxious than me now, right?"

Asuka stared at the slowly moving white clouds in the sky in a trance, and then his sight blurred, and the white cloud turned into the appearance of a blond baby, and then turned into Uzumaki Naruto's current appearance.

Based on his understanding of Kushina, since she already knew the fate of Naruto in this world, she would definitely not let Naruto in the original world repeat the same mistakes.

boom! boom! boom!
Suddenly, there was a clanging sound coming from deep in the alley, followed by someone's painful inhalation.

"Hiss, is your nose broken?"

"Teacher Jiraiya, this is all your illusion, your nose is fine."

"Really? Why can't I feel the existence of my nose now? It even hurts a little."

"Teacher Jiraiya, this is all your illusion. If your nose didn't exist, how could you feel pain?"

"Let's talk it over, put the pot down first!"

"I do not!"

boom!
Hearing the noise inside, Asuka couldn't help but gasp. While she felt sorry for Jiraiya, she was also curious about how this guy had been beaten.

With Jiraiya's strength, it is easy to defeat Kushina, but why is he still passively taking a beating?
“It’s still wrong after all!!
I don't know what Jiraiya was thinking. He insisted on going out to look for the child of destiny. You, Jiraiya, are the greatest child of destiny, and you are still going out to look for a hammer."

"Asuka!!"

A cold female voice came from the alley, instantly interrupting Fei Niao's thoughts.

He subconsciously looked back at the alley, and saw Jiraiya facing the wall, his body straight as a pine tree, like an elementary school student standing in the corner as punishment, while Uzumaki Kushina stood there with her hands on her hips, looking at this place with a murderous look on her face.

Looking at the strange scene in the alley, Fei Niao hesitated for a moment and then asked from a distance.

"What do you want me to do?
Also, are you being too harsh?"

Hearing this, Kushina glanced at Jiraiya who was standing at the wall as punishment, and said in a cold voice, "I can't reason with Master Jiraiya, so I can only use my fists and feet.

You are talking too much nonsense. Come here quickly. I promise I won't hit you."

"."

Asuka seemed to be afraid of her when she heard these words.

He glanced at Jiraiya who was standing by the wall as punishment, then straightened his clothes and strode over, "Lady Kushina, why did you call me over here?"

"Teacher Jiraiya has to guarantee us. You can continue to teach Sasuke, and I will continue to live in Naruto's house, but I still have to hide my identity."

"I didn't!" Jiraiya turned around and said weakly.

As soon as he finished speaking, the big black pot in Kushina's hand flew over again uncontrollably, making an intimate contact with Jiraiya's face, making a dull bang.

Then, a weak voice came from behind the black pot.

"Okay, I'll guarantee it!!"

"Teacher Jiraiya also said that in order not to destroy the stability of the ninja world, we must be sent back to where we came from. No matter what means he uses, he will definitely send us back."

"me."

Jiraiya took the blame off his face and was about to say that he didn't say that, but when he saw Kushina's cold face, his tone weakened again.

"That's what I just said!"

Then, Kushina was seen crossing her arms across her chest, glancing at Asuka, then looking at Jiraiya who was standing beside her and sneered.

"Teacher Jiraiya, when I died, I thought that Naruto would be taken care of by you in the future, and his life would not be so hard, but look at how thin that child has become."

Asuka stood aside, nodding his head silently, and fanned the flames, "He is indeed thin, and has not grown into the shape of the Akimichi clan. It is all your fault, Jiraiya-sama.

I heard that you often went to the Fourth Hokage's house to eat, so you might as well give me this meal."

"Shut up!"

Kushina glared at him and said unhappily, "Compared to you and Sensei Jiraiya, how much better can you be than him?"

Asuka: "."

Jiraiya: “.”

After the two looked at each other, they fell into silence.

After the brief exchange just now, Jiraiya roughly understood the situation of the two people in front of him.

Although this matter seems a little unbelievable, his years of travel experience have taught him that those seemingly unreasonable things often contain rationality, and everything that seems reasonable may hide the greatest irrationality.

so.
This is most likely true!!
Feeling the burning pain on his face, Jiraiya sniffed lightly, glanced at Kushina with a complicated look, and then looked outside the alley, muttering in despair.

"The Toad Immortal only hides his name from the world. This handsome guy who can do anything easily has failed today!!"

As one of the three ninjas, Jiraiya was a top-notch figure in Konoha in terms of both strength and fame. There were even rumors in the village that if the Third Hokage died one day, Jiraiya would be one of the candidates to temporarily take over as Hokage.

Today, Fei Niao finally witnessed the abilities of this Toad Immortal.

The Chunin Exam ended in the morning, and he lured Jiraiya there five minutes after the exam. After a few minutes of reasoning, Jiraiya had explained the situation to the village before noon.

then
Asuka raised his head and looked around, taking in the house.

Although it is unknown when this house was built, judging from the black marks on the beams, it is very likely older than Jiraiya and has had more than one owner.

But this house, which is older than Jiraiya, is filled with brand new furniture, and the brand new curtains are obviously carefully selected.

“Isn’t this bowl also newly bought?”

Asuka sat on the sofa, secretly glanced at the large bowl in Kushina's hand, and muttered quietly, "Looking at how clumsy Naruto is, he doesn't look like someone who would buy a bowl and cook."

"really!"

Jiraiya nodded in approval as he bandaged himself.

In fact, he had secretly paid attention to Naruto before, but at that time he had his own mission (to find the child of destiny), and often did not return to the village for several years. Even if he sent some money, the old man would reject him with the excuse of "no special treatment".

This time he heard from the old man that Naruto had graduated from the Ninja School. At that time he happened to hear the news that Orochimaru appeared in the Land of Fire, so Jiraiya decided to come back and take a look.

But as soon as he stepped into the village, the old man called him over and assigned him a task.

"It seems there is still something I don't know about the Uchiha Itachi matter." Thinking of the old man's vague mention of Uchiha Itachi and Uchiha Sasuke not long ago, Jiraiya's eyes flashed with a gleam, and then he shook his head and laughed carelessly.

After a while, he still has to leave the village to continue pursuing the prophecy of the great toad sage, hmm. But before that, he has to find a way to get rid of these two great gods. Looking at Kushina who was busy in the kitchen, he looked at Uchiha Asuka who was sitting on the sofa and was distracted. Jiraiya's cheek twitched slightly, and the wound was instantly involved, and he gasped in pain.

"Sigh~"

Jiraiya covered his swollen nose and said angrily, "The situation in the village is a bit special recently, and we can't allocate extra manpower. The old man has been feeling that something is going to happen recently, so he plans to send me to monitor it.

I hope you understand.”

"Understand you big head ghost!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a clean white plate flew out of the kitchen and headed straight for Jiraiya who was sitting on the sofa.

Snapped!
When the plate flew closer, Jiraiya suddenly raised his arm and grabbed the plate steadily in his hand.

Then, he looked at Kushina who was about to get angry with her hands on her hips, and couldn't help but smile bitterly and said, "In fact, it's no wonder that the old man is cautious. If the matter between you two happened in normal times, the village would have to treat it with caution, not to mention that this is a special period when all the major ninja villages come to Konoha to participate in the exam.

This is what I got today after kneeling in front of the old man and hugging his thighs and begging for a long time. "

As he spoke, Jiraiya began to play the victim.

After a simple test, he became more and more certain that the Kushina in front of him was the real person. Most people could not pretend to be like this. Moreover, he had secretly checked with the Hinata people, and the two people in front of him showed no signs of using transformation techniques or being controlled by others.

"I'll go ask the Great Toad Immortal tonight."

Thinking this in his mind, Jiraiya realized that his nose was gradually regaining sensation. He looked up at Kushina standing at the kitchen door, his face fell, and he continued to play the victim.

"Naruto's identity is too special, and so is Sasuke's. Now someone suddenly contacts them. No matter which ninja village it is, no one will agree to it.

That is, this immortal."

Before he finished speaking, he looked at Kushina's narrowed eyes, and his tone suddenly weakened, "It's only because this sage still has some face that I have managed to achieve this result."

"Humph!"

Kushina tossed her hair and went back to the kitchen to continue her work.

She also knew that as the container of the Nine-Tails, the people in the village would definitely not sit idly by. The reason she was able to contact Naruto without being discovered some time ago was thanks to Uchiha Asuka.

"Ugh!"

Jiraiya sighed deeply, then turned to look at Uchiha Asuka and continued, "Asuka Jonin, Sasuke's situation is also quite special. I will lend you a toad."

"."

These words immediately caused Fei Niao to fall into silence.

He probably understood what Jiraiya meant. Wasn't it just sending a toad to monitor him?

Recalling the appearance of the toads in Myoboku Mountain, Asuka was silent for a while, then asked, "Jiraiya-sama, the toads in Myoboku Mountain should be able to transform, right?

Have you ever seen a female toad transform?"

Jiraiya:? ? ?

He stared at Asuka with wide eyes and shock on his face.

This guy's idea
Then, Jiraiya took a deep breath, his expression suddenly becoming more complicated, “Bunta and the others can indeed create the appearance you imagine based on the images imagined in the minds of the contractors.

Boy, some things are just for thinking about, don’t do them. This immortal can tell you right now that after Bunta and the others turn into human form, they will have pimples on their faces, and quite a lot of them.

Although I have never seen Shima Sennin transformed into a human, I think it would not be in line with human aesthetics."

As soon as he finished speaking, Fei Niao fell into silence again.

He found that some people with similar interests seemed to have similar ideas. For example, in the sentence just now, he only mentioned the "toad transformation" briefly, and Jiraiya instantly understood his idea.

As neither of them spoke, the living room soon fell into an eerie silence.

Jiraiya leaned on the sofa, staring blankly at the ceiling. His cheeks kept trembling slightly, not knowing whether it was because the pain had not subsided or because he was thinking about the painful things in the past.

Fei Niao was also leaning on the sofa, staring blankly at the busy figure in the kitchen.

After crossing the Ninja World
The images of "snake girl", "slug girl" and "frog girl" popped up in his mind from time to time. On one occasion when inspiration broke out, he even drew these images on white paper and sent them to a bookstore to print them out.

Just now, Jiraiya was planning to send a toad to monitor him, and Asuka immediately thought of the "frog girl".

but.
Looking at Jiraiya's hopeless look, Asuka licked the corner of his mouth and asked in a low voice, "Master Jiraiya, did you also have the idea of ​​making the toads transform? And even took action for it?"

"Alas! Youth and ignorance!"

Jiraiya sighed deeply, looked at a certain direction of the Ninja World with a melancholy look, and explained, "The Ninja World is too big, and the population distribution is very uneven. Sometimes I often walk for a month without seeing anyone.

Although I am not in a hurry to collect materials, readers can't wait! !

Later, the immortal could not stand the urging of those readers, so he summoned Wen Tai out from the desert, sent several tons of fat insects on the spot, and promised to send several tons of insects to Wen Tai every month. Only then did it reluctantly agree to transform once.

After watching Bunta’s transformation, this immortal’s inspiration seemed to be dead, and it hasn’t come for more than a year.”

"That's really not pretty!"

Seeing Jiraiya's constipated face, Asuka couldn't help but shake his head and muttered to himself, "Last time I asked the Slug Sage to transform, but ended up getting sprayed with sulfuric acid in the face. This time I wanted to see the Toad transform, but ended up looking hideous.

From this point of view, the immortals in Longdi Cave are better, at least they all look like human beings. "

"I'm back!!"

At this moment, an excited voice came from outside the door, instantly interrupting their thoughts.

They all turned their heads to look at the door. When they saw the thin figure at the door, Jiraiya raised his arm and greeted him weakly, "Hey, you're back."

Looking at the white-haired uncle sitting on the sofa in his home, Naruto scratched his head and asked carelessly.

"Uncle, who are you?!"

"Toad Immortal!"

Jiraiya no longer had the heart to introduce himself.

The blow he suffered today was quite severe. If it had happened in the past, he would have had to give an opening speech of dozens of words, but now he just wanted to lie on the sofa, fantasize about some pretty young ladies, and wash away the image of the toad in his mind.

"Toad?"

Naruto looked up and around, and asked in confusion, "Uncle, where is the toad?"

Glancing at the little fellow who had so many questions, Jiraiya slowly closed his eyes, and his voice suddenly sounded a little more tired, "The toad was not good-looking, so I sent it back.

That's right, who would think that toads are good-looking? What was I thinking in the first place that I actually wanted to see toads?

Ugh~ Ugh~"

(End of this chapter)