Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming.

Chapter 562: Gossip about the "Ditch"

"It's so hard to kill!"

After checking the body of "Orochimaru", Asuka's eyes narrowed instantly, and he was a little speechless, "He's not dead yet? Do you really want me to get the Ten-fist Sword?"

Just when Fei Niao was distracted, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his neck, which made his eyes go black and he almost fell to the ground.

"Who attacked me?!"

He quickly steadied himself, turned around and looked behind him, saying with a gloomy face.

"it's me!"

An equally gloomy face appeared in Asuka's sight. The two stared at each other for a while. Finally, Uchiha Asuka took a step back and shrugged.

"I punch you, you kick me, we're even!"

"fart!"

Hongdou rushed over and said angrily, "You almost broke my neck. If you had just broken it, I would have gone to see my parents who have been dead for many years.

You know what? I saw my parents coming to pick us up. "

Looking at Hongdou's cheeks that turned red due to anger, Asuka scratched his head, his expression somewhat embarrassed.

At that time, in order to prevent Hongdou from causing trouble, he did hit her. He thought that this girl would faint and even forget who attacked her. Unexpectedly, he made a mistake.
"Hey, I'm doing this for your own good!"

Then, he put his hands on Hongdou's shoulders and said earnestly, "You are well aware of Orochimaru's strength. If you rush over at that time, you will only cause trouble and even become a burden to me."

red beans:? ? ?
She crossed her arms across her chest and looked at Uchiha Asuka with a sneer on her face, the words "keep making up" were almost written on her face.

"What I said is real.

Look, I have a good relationship with Xiyan, and you have a good relationship with Xiyan, so if we convert it, you and I have a good relationship, a man and a woman. They have a good relationship, what is this?"

"love!"

“Idiot, this is a bond.

It is precisely because of the bond that I will stop you from seeing Orochimaru. Oh, please sense Orochimaru for me again. I am going to kill him again."

"."

Hearing this, Hongdou lowered her head silently without saying a word.

She could now vaguely feel that Orochimaru was in the village, but she couldn't tell the exact location. And when she saw Orochimaru being split into two, she felt an inexplicable pain in her heart for some reason.

At night, Naruto's house.

After the renovation, the dilapidated house now looks brand new.

Brand new furniture, brand new curtains, brand new walls, brand new pots and pans
Based on the principle that it doesn't matter whether it is needed or not, but it must be there at home, Kushina bought Naruto all the necessities of life that a normal person would have, and even the pots and pans for after the marriage had been bought in advance.

“It cannot be said that the world has not changed in more than ten years.”

She looked at the new set of glass teacups she had bought today, and said with a hint of emotion, "The styles of handicrafts nowadays are much better than when I was there."

Fei Niao sat on the sofa with his legs crossed, and after looking at the new kitchen utensils in the room, he shook his head and said, "It's still too early for him to get married, and buying this stuff is a pure waste of money.

Besides, who cooks at home these days? Ichiraku Ramen is not going to go out of business. "

After hearing these rather harsh words, two # characters suddenly appeared on Kushina's forehead.

She clenched the pot handle with one hand, trying to calm the urge to hit someone, then turned to look at the leisurely young man on the sofa, and said with a fake smile, "I heard that Asuka Jonin showed his power today, and at the cost of destroying a quarter of the Death Forest, he killed a ninja from the Kusagakure Village??

Even the Chunin Exam was forced to be shortened to three days because of this.

Asuka Jonin, since you are so powerful, why can't we go back?"

As soon as he finished speaking, Asuka's head rested on the sofa, and his eyes lost focus as he looked at the ceiling. "Lord Kushina, do you believe that there is a ninjutsu in the ninja world that can transfer the spirit into another person's body and gain eternal life?"

Kushina nodded expressionlessly and spoke.

"Keep making it up!!"

Asuka continued to lean on the sofa, and said weakly, “Sometimes I have to say that Orochimaru is a genius. He can take over other people’s faces and pretend to be a ninja from the Kusanagi Village.

If it wasn't for Jiraiya, Orochimaru wouldn't have been able to escape."

The moment she heard the names of these two people, Kushina was slightly stunned, and then as if she thought of something, she trotted to the sofa and asked mysteriously.

"I heard Orochimaru turned into a woman??"

"When I fought her today, I saw that the guy really had no male characteristics." Seeing her gossiping look, Fei Niao nodded subconsciously and asked, "Where did you hear about this?"

After hearing this, Kushina fell into silence.

The Orochimaru who once had long black hair, pale skin and gave people a sinister feeling has now turned into a woman with long black hair and pale skin.

Silence. There was nothing but silence in the room.

When Kushina thought about the fact that the former Orochimaru now had a figure far superior to that of an ordinary woman, and had his period every month like a woman, the corners of her mouth twitched and her heart suddenly became complicated.

She didn't expect that Orochimaru in the future would become so extreme that he turned himself into a woman.
"By the way, where did you know this?"

A slightly confused voice interrupted Kushina's thoughts.

Looking up at the sound of the voice and meeting Asuka Hachiko's eyes, Kushina took a long breath and explained.

“This matter has spread all over the village.

Today, when the Third Generation old man was holding a meeting of the Jounin, he received information sent by Red Bean. Because the matter was urgent, the Third Generation old man directly took out the crystal ball and planned to take a look at the situation first.

I'm sure you can guess what happened next.

All the jonin present saw Orochimaru's female appearance, and then the whole village knew that Orochimaru, once one of the three ninjas, had killed himself."

"."

These words instantly silenced Asuka.

He looked up at the newly renovated ceiling, a look of confusion in his eyes.

The development of this matter was somewhat unexpected. Now it seemed that Orochimaru was the only one in Konoha who knew that Orochimaru turned into a woman because of the "Reincarnation of the Dead".

In the eyes of outsiders.
Asuka's eyes swept across Kushina's complicated face, and the corner of her mouth twitched slightly, "In the eyes of outsiders, Orochimaru might have turned himself into a woman because of some special fetish, right?" As neither of them spoke, the room soon became quiet.

The clock on the wall ticked away.

The second hand seemed to move tirelessly around the dial again and again, until it had led the minute hand half a circle. Then, the clock suddenly made a ticking sound, instantly attracting the attention of the two.

Looking at the time on the wall, Kushina seemed to remember something, and she confidently stretched out her hand in front of Asuka and made a gesture of counting money.

Looking down at the tender white palm on her chest, Fei Niao leaned back slightly, puzzled.

"What?"

Kushina crossed her arms and said calmly, "I have run out of money. Lend me some more and I will pay you back when we return to our world. I have bought too many things for Naruto recently and I don't have enough money.

In the world ten years later, price inflation is quite serious, and eggs are twice as expensive as they were in our time."

Hearing this, Asuka slowly narrowed his eyes, and the look he gave Kushina suddenly became strange.

Ever since entering this world, this Kushina guy has been taking money from him.

Although she said she would return it when she got back, as far as Asuka knew, neither Kushina nor Minato Namikaze had much property in Konoha.

Minato Namikaze did complete a lot of missions, but most of the tasks that guy completed were unpaid. They were tasks that others were not willing to take, but he still took them.

Moreover, Namikaze Minato often helps orphanages.
If the Hokage didn't have a fixed salary, Asuka doubted whether these two people could afford to buy food.

"What are you looking at?"

Kushina glared and said with great momentum, "Are you afraid that I can't pay you back? If Jiraiya-sensei wasn't poor as hell, I wouldn't be in such a difficult situation."

She then thought of Jiraiya's empty wallet, and a look of disgust suddenly appeared on her face.

"Teacher Jiraiya is really something. It's ok that he doesn't do his job properly, but he even helps Tsunade-sama pay off her gambling debts. If things continue like this, he will probably cheat Naruto out of his money in the future."

Thinking this in her mind, she secretly looked at Uchiha Asuka again.

After this period of contact, Kushina discovered that this guy was very rich. Really rich. He was worthy of being the Uchiha who funded the construction of the sea bridge in the Wave Country in his personal capacity.

After a long silence, Fei Niao raised his head and asked suspiciously.

"Kushina-sama, can you really afford it?"

Thinking of her family's pitiful savings, Kushina's face darkened, and the three words "can't pay it back" flashed through her mind.

Afterwards, she was seen hugging her knees with her arms, slumped down on the sofa, looking a little depressed.

Half an hour passed.

A faint female voice came from the sofa.

"Asuka Jounin, why do you always worry about whether you can pay it back or not? Just like when you kissed me, can you really pay me back?"

Hearing this somewhat resentful voice, Fei Niao shuddered instantly.

He then took out the scroll from his arms and slapped it on the table, then stood up and jumped out of the window without even eating.

One minute later.

Suddenly, the sound of a woman counting money was heard in Naruto's room.

"One North. Two North. Pah. Five North"

"Every time I mention the "forced kiss", I feel a little embarrassed." She looked at the direction where Fei Niao left and gritted her teeth, "How dare that bastard?"

Asuka put his hands in his pockets and walked aimlessly on the street.

Gululu~
As a rumbling sound of intestines came, he pressed his hands on his abdomen, subconsciously looked back at Ming Renjia, and couldn't help but sigh in his heart.

Not only did I not get to eat, I also lost a lot of money.
I went to Grandma Obito's house!!
"Hey, did you hear that?"

At this moment, a mysterious voice instantly attracted Fei Niao's attention.

He saw three middle-aged men standing under a telephone pole not far away. Seeing their gossipy looks, Asuka shook his head immediately and shook Kushina's figure out of his mind.

"What did you hear?"

"Of course it's about the Sannin thing?"

"Now the whole village has heard that the reason why Orochimaru has been able to get away with it for so many years and has not been caught by the village is because of the dirty deal between him and Master Jiraiya."

"Master Jiraiya forced Orochimaru into desperate situations many times, but he always let him escape in the end. There must be some secret unknown to outsiders?"

Hearing this, Fei Niao blinked in confusion, then moved closer to the three people and asked in a low voice.

"What secret?"

One of the middle-aged men suddenly narrowed his eyes and said with a solemn oath.

"From the fact that Orochimaru turned into a woman today, I have reason to suspect that Master Jiraiya may have been tempted by beauty. After all, it is well known that Master Jiraiya is lustful.

In other words, Orochimaru once relied on selling hooks to avoid being hunted down time and time again.

Otherwise, what did Orochimaru want by becoming a woman?

Picture of menstrual cramps every month? ? "

"."

As soon as he finished speaking, Fei Niao's eyes widened instantly, with a look of "what the hell" on his face.

He didn't expect that the villagers of Konoha had such a rich imagination. Just from the fact that Orochimaru turned into a female, they could infer that Orochimaru and Jiraiya had a shameful deal in the past.

but
When Asuka thought about how Jiraiya had been chasing Orochimaru for so many years without any results, he rubbed his chin with one hand and couldn't help but fall into deep doubt.

"Back then, Jiraiya was able to find Pein's lair, so there's no reason why he can't find Orochimaru's base."

"With Jiraiya's strength, Orochimaru might not be able to escape. Sage Mode in this period is a BUG-level existence."

"Selling hooks"

Then, he turned his head and looked at the moon in the sky, muttering in his heart, "Orochimaru, why did you become a woman?"

(End of this chapter)