Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming.

Chapter 592: Finally Living the Life the Great Elder Expected
"Impossible, absolutely impossible, how could I do such a shameful thing, impossible, how could I massage the legs of a hateful human being."

"Well, that's possible. The stinky fox is really annoying. If I can get a chance, I don't mind humiliating it."

"Why does this hair look so much like a stinky fox's tail? Why is it on my head? Did I accidentally cut off its tail when I was sleeping one day?

This is possible, after all, I am more powerful than the stinky fox."

Watching the images played in the camera, Shukaku nodded and shook his head from time to time, occasionally making a strange sound of "tsk tsk", but his expression revealed a bit of secret satisfaction.

That year, I was outside the barrier and the stinky fox was inside.

That year, I was running freely in Konoha, while the stinky fox was suffering in the body of a human.

That year, I was chatting and laughing with Hashirama Senju, but the stinky fox and his own Jinchuriki had a hard time getting along.

that year
Shukaku's star-shaped eyes revealed a trace of yearning, and saliva dripped from the corners of his mouth onto the ground, instantly wetting a large area of ​​the ground. "If I live like this every day, I dare not imagine how happy I will be."

"The stinky fox might want to pat Senju Hashirama on the shoulder and talk to him in his dreams. No, no, the stinky fox doesn't dare to dream so big. It doesn't have the courage."

After wiping the saliva from the corner of his mouth, Shukaku's huge body suddenly trembled, and then the huge body shrank at a speed visible to the naked eye.

As the number of shakings increased, its huge body eventually shrank to the size of an ordinary adult male.

As for the injuries on his body.
He looked down at the numerous wounds on his body. Some of the wounds had healed, while some were still leaking sand. His injuries looked very serious, as if he was about to die.

But who is it?

A huge ball of chakra. Who said chakra would kill?

Boom!

Shukaku patted his belly casually, sat down on the ruins, and said to Uchiha Asuka who was standing beside him, "Although I don't understand what's going on, I love watching what you recorded."

"Come on, let's watch it together!"

Shukaku doesn't care about winning or losing the battle, nor does he care about the fate of the Jinchūriki.

How bad can the situation get?
It's just that I'm sealed in a different place. In this case, I might as well have some fun before being sealed again.

Asuka:? ? ?
Seeing the expression on Shukaku's face suddenly become weird, he stood there for a moment, then summoned a portion of fried chicken and ate it while sighing, "You really don't worry about your fate at all now."

As he spoke, he also sat down in the ruins nearby, threw the camera in his hand over, and then looked at the slowly moving white clouds in the sky, his eyes blank for a moment.

The plan to destroy Konoha has come to an end. Except for a fierce battle between him and Shukaku due to some accidents, the other parts are no different from the original plot.

The sacrifice of the Third Hokage and the Fourth Kazekage caused a significant decline in the strength of both the Sand Village and the Konoha Village; in addition, the Sand Village sent many ninjas to attack Konoha, and Konoha was not prepared at all and lost a lot of ninjas in an instant.

No matter from which angle you look at it, there is no real winner in this action initiated by the Sand Village and Orochimaru.

But.
Asuka bit his fried chicken and looked towards the Hokage Building in the distance, his eyes narrowed slightly, "Although there is no real winner, there is still an indirect winner.

Konoha welcomed its new Hokage, and also welcomed its loyal and much-weakened Sand Village ally, and even stood on the moral high ground and put forward many conditions to the Sand Village.

"If I were the new generation Hokage, and I found out that I had the One-Tail Jinchuriki in my hands, would it not be too much to ask for a list of all the ninjas in the Sand Village?"

Asuka glanced at Shukaku who was sitting on the ruins and watching the video carefully, and sighed, "It's the unlucky ninja world of the Sand Village. It has appeared again. I don't know what disease the Sand Village had in the first place that they dared to agree to Orochimaru's plan."

"Hey!"

At this moment, Shukaku suddenly raised his head, and a somewhat obscene smile suddenly appeared on his face that looked like a raccoon cat.

Pointing at the image in the camera, it wiped the saliva from the corner of its mouth and said in a low voice, "Did I really pat Senju Hashirama's shoulder and say that I wanted to recognize him as my big brother?"

"Uh-huh!"

The flying birds and chicks nodded like pecking at rice.

"Ugh!"

Shukaku suddenly let out a heavy sigh, then looked not far away, only to see the red-haired woman hugging Uzumaki Naruto who had just awakened, her face filled with indescribable excitement and joy.

Then, it took a deep look at Naruto's abdomen. With the unique sensitivity between the tailed beasts, Shukaku could clearly sense that the stinky fox was trapped in the boy's body, and its eyes happened to be looking at itself.

"Hip!"

Suddenly, a sharp laugh was heard in the silent world.

Shukaku forced himself to stand up, pointed a finger at Uzumaki Naruto's belly, and said with a strange smile, "I'm outside, and you're inside; I can breathe fresh air outside, and you're scratching the ground with your claws inside; Senju Hashirama treats me as a brother, and Uchiha Madara treats you as a mount."

The shrill noise hit Kushina's ears like a tide, wave after wave. She clenched her fists, clenched her teeth, and tried hard to suppress the urge to hit someone.

until
After seeing a strand of red chakra suddenly burst out from Naruto's stomach, Kushina instantly came to Shukaku, raised her foot, kicked the raccoon cat with a strange smile on its face away, and said angrily.

"Shut your stinky mouth. You're just as annoying as the tea kettle that Uchiha Asuka keeps."

Shukaku, flipping in the air, ignored the angry look of the red-haired woman. He stared at Naruto's abdomen, a weird smile appeared on the corner of his mouth, and he shook his tail hard, and his mocking voice resounded through the world.

"Haha, I only have a tail."

boom!
Before he could finish his words, a big foot landed accurately on Shukaku's mouth again, pushing the rest of his words back into his stomach.

The Konoha Collapse Plan set off a huge wave in the ninja world. It was the most powerful conflict with the largest number of ninjas since the Third Ninja World War. It also led to the unfortunate deaths of the leaders of both warring parties - the Third Hokage and the Fourth Kazekage.

The war ended with both sides suffering heavy losses.

As the smoke of war gradually dissipated, the five major ninja villages barely maintained a superficial peace, but anyone with a little insight in the ninja world could guess that this fragile peace would not last too long.

But this has nothing to do with Uchiha Asuka.

Compared to this matter, how to get home is what Fei Niao should pay attention to.

[The Konoha Collapse Incident has come to an end! The Third Hokage died at the hands of Orochimaru! ]

Such news is everywhere in the newspapers.

"This newspaper was printed really fast." In a house, Asuka chewed an apple and looked at the newspaper. "The war ended in the morning, and the newspaper was printed at noon. There was even an interview with Kakashi in it."

After reading the newspaper carefully, he threw it aside, covered his eyes with his hands, and said with a sigh.

"There is really no useful information at all!"

"Oh, Xi Yan's wedding cannot be held recently. The Sandaime just died, so it's not very suitable for marriage. If you ask me, just get married before the funeral to bring good luck to the village."

Clang!

The next moment, the sound of pots and pans colliding with each other was heard in the kitchen.

Kushina poked her head out, looked at the young man lying on the sofa, and said unhappily, "So many people in the village have sacrificed this time, who would still be in the mood to attend someone else's wedding?"

Asuka nodded, then looked over in surprise and asked.

"So you're still planning on celebrating Naruto's birthday?"

Kushina put her hands on her hips and said confidently, "What's wrong with celebrating a birthday? We can celebrate it quietly for Naruto. What can the village say about it?"

Hearing this, Asuka raised her eyebrows slightly, then pointed at herself, then at Kushina, and said in surprise.

"us??"

"That's right, we!" After a brief silence, Kushina finally mustered up the courage to nod, then she looked up at Uchiha Asuka, and her bright eyes couldn't help but add a bit of complicated emotions.

She hadn't completely recovered from the battle with Minato until now.

These few words kept coming back to my mind.
"Kushina, in fact, the dead are not in pain, it is the living who are in pain. The living should live happily and spend every day happily, so that the souls of the dead can rest in peace in another world."

"Don't continue to feel pain. Try to learn to forget all the pain."

"Don't let me become your obsession"

"."

As Minato's words continued to echo in her mind, Kushina slowly put down the spatula and spatula and walked towards the sofa in the living room.

Along the way, she threw the apron she took off on the table, wiped the water stains on her hands with a rag, kicked the shoes thrown on the ground aside, and finally came to Uchiha Asuka, looking down at him, without saying a word for a long time.

The atmosphere in the living room became subtle, and every slight sound seemed to be infinitely amplified.

dong dong dong! !

The sound of his heartbeat became clearer and clearer, and he noticed that Kushina's delicate face was getting closer and closer to him.

The faint fragrance entered his lungs through his breath, and Fei Niao felt that the moisture in his mouth and throat was rapidly disappearing.

Gollum~
He swallowed hard, trying to relieve the sudden thirst, but it seemed that the more he did so, the more intense the thirst became, which caused Fei Niao to swallow more frequently.

puff!

Seeing how nervous he was, Kushina couldn't help but laugh out loud.

The crisp laughter instantly broke the subtle atmosphere in the room.

She then raised her head and took her eyes away from Asuka, looking elsewhere, and said nonchalantly, "Don't think too much, I just want to see the hero who saved the village."

"Haha~"

Looking at Kushina's blushing cheeks and the panic that flashed across her eyes just now, Asuka's mouth twitched slightly, and she closed her eyes very simply, feeling speechless in her heart.

Just now, he thought he was going to be kissed forcefully.
Ok?
Feeling the slight wetness on her cheek, Fei Niao subconsciously wiped it lightly with her hand, then slowly opened her eyes and looked towards the empty space ahead.

Kushina's figure had long disappeared, leaving only a faint fragrance lingering in the air.

At this moment, the sound of cooking suddenly came from the kitchen, instantly bringing Asuka's thoughts back to reality.

Listening to the somewhat hurried sound of cutting vegetables, he looked at the lipstick that appeared in his hand, and felt a little excited, but also a little emotional, "After all, I have lived up to the expectations of the Great Elder.

I don’t know why that old man likes to bring Uchiha and Uzumaki together so much.”

(End of this chapter)