Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming.

Chapter 596 Evil Uchiha
"So, I'm not dreaming?"

Kushina sat on a stone pier, holding a bucket of fried chicken in her arms, with an expression of disbelief and shock on her face, and whispered to herself, "Is this really such a bizarre thing?"

Although there are many strange things in the ninja world, Kushina has only seen plots like this one about traveling to the future world in picture books and novels.

However, Minato mentioned two years ago that there was suspected to be a ninja from the future in Loulan, whose name seemed to be An Lushan, who was finally defeated by a mysterious man.

Kushina subconsciously took a bite of the fried chicken, and the golden and crispy chicken made a crunching sound in her mouth.

After a while.

Her bright eyes gradually focused on the bruises on Asuka's face. A sneer suddenly appeared on the corner of her mouth, and she said, "Asuka Jonin, you dare to lie to me today, will you dare to hit me tomorrow?"

"No, no!" Fei Niao shook his head like a rattle, and because he shook his head too fast, the muscles on his face pulled on the wound, causing waves of severe pain.

Looking at the strange scene in front of her, Ichijima Kushihime, who was floating in the sky, also shook her head.

She didn't expect that their experiences were so bizarre that they actually traveled to Konoha more than ten years later. What she didn't expect was that their relationship actually warmed up there and there were signs of marriage.

The key is
"Uchiha Asuka seems to be a little afraid of his wife!!" After summarizing the information she obtained after observation, Ichijima Kirihime suddenly looked down at herself and nodded with satisfaction.

She, Ichijima Kirihime, is one of the top three beauties in Ryuchi-do.

"Hey!"

Then, she floated directly in front of Fei Niao, glanced at the absent-minded red-haired woman beside her, and said in a low voice, "Fei Niao, can I introduce you to a wife?"

Suddenly hearing such an explosive topic, Asuka was stunned for a moment, and subconsciously began to sort out Ichijima Kirihime's social circle.

like
Apart from the other snakes in the Ryuchi Cave, this guy doesn't recognize anyone! !

snake? ?

Xu Xian? ?
Thinking of the scene in the Legend of the White Snake, Fei Niao's face darkened. He immediately pointed to the exit in the distance and said through gritted teeth, "Fly away!"

"Ow!"

Ichijima Kushihime curled her lips and flew towards the exit listlessly.

She has been sleeping and eating well recently.

If she hadn't sensed that the contract had not disappeared because Uchiha Asuka was sealed, she would not have been willing to save this bastard.

“Some sealing techniques can seal a living person for thousands of years.

I am only 238 years old this year, and I still have a long time to live. If I have to think about this contract for the rest of my life, I can’t imagine how boring my life will be.”

“I’m afraid that I’ll think of instant noodles as soon as I eat.”

"Evil Uchiha."

"Evil Uchiha!"

Konoha Village, at the main gate.

A middle-aged man with ordinary appearance and dark skin squatted in the open space. He glanced at the tightly closed gate of Konoha, kicked his companion with his foot, and said in a low voice, "Keep shouting!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a very subtle sound suddenly came from the air. If the middle-aged man had not focused all his attention on his companion's mouth at this time, he would have suspected that he was deaf.
"Evil Uchiha!"

Seeing his companion smacking his lips, the dark-skinned middle-aged man immediately raised his fist and spoke threateningly.

"louder!"

Another middle-aged man shook his head desperately, then pointed at the crowd nearby and protested, "No, if you speak louder, people will hear you."

Hearing this, the dark-skinned middle-aged man secretly glanced at the Uchiha ninja who was maintaining order at the gate. His face suddenly darkened, and he didn't say much.

indeed
Speaking ill of the Uchiha in front of them is a bit too arrogant, which is inconsistent with its low-key character for thousands of years.

But then again.
The middle-aged man's eyes suddenly fell on his companion. Seeing that he was rolling poop balls again, the anger that had just been suppressed surged up again, "You bastard, what else can you do now besides rolling balls?"

As he spoke, fists rained down on the man who was rolling the balls.

Bang bang bang! !

Its fists hit the opponent, but the anger that had been accumulating over the past year did not ease at all.

It's really so infuriating!!
This bastard was originally sent to Konoha to monitor Uchiha Madara and to assist Madara in leaving Konoha when necessary to prevent his identity from being exposed.

However, what Black Zetsu never expected was that this bastard suddenly went crazy and joined forces with Uchiha Madara to beat up the Nine-Tails, but he himself was seriously injured and died.

Afterwards, it even consumed the precious nutrients of the sacred tree to pull this guy back from the brink of death.

In the face of Uzumaki Zetsu's repeated pleas, and considering the friendship between it and Uchiha Asuka, it was finally decided to send it to Konoha again.

But what once again broke Black Zetsu's defense was that this bastard not only did not carry out the mission as planned, but instead opened a meatball shop. What's worse, he secretly falsified the accounts to create the illusion that the shop was profitable.
"You bastard, I'm going to beat you to death today!"

Bang bang bang!
Feeling the fists falling on its body, Xuwo Jue didn't say much. It hugged its head very skillfully, and even had the leisure to pinch its balls a few times when being beaten.

Since Black Zetsu sent it into Konoha, it has paid so much money in compensation, so it should just be beaten up.

After all, the sunk cost is there, and Black Zetsu will not kill anyone.

at this time.

The villagers gathered at the village gate saw Black Zetsu committing violence, but no one came forward to help.

They have seen such scenes many times during this period.

The specific reason seems to be that the middle-aged people with fair skin did something wrong to the middle-aged people with dark skin.

"He was beaten so hard, could it be that his wife was stolen by that guy?"

"Don't spread rumors. The man who was beaten looked honest and simple. How could he be a thief who stole someone else's wife?"

"Yes, I know the man who was beaten.

He is the owner of the meatball shop in our village. His uniquely shaped poop meatballs are well-known in Konoha. The owner is a nice person and often gives away the unsold meatballs to the children in the village. "

"Alas, I heard that the dark-skinned man is the real boss of the meatball shop. The reason why he beat people up is purely because the business has been poor during this period and he lost a lot of money."

After learning the truth, the surrounding villagers put themselves in their shoes and stepped back, looking away. However, their eyes would occasionally glance at the two middle-aged men, sighing and shaking their heads.
How much does this cost?
Ten minutes later, Black Zetsu stood up and let out a long breath. The resentment that had been pent up in his heart for thousands of years disappeared a little bit with this venting.

I don’t know when it started, but Black Zetsu found that he suddenly liked beating people, especially beating some White Zetsu with strong recovery abilities, without having to worry about them being damaged.

"When the weak get angry, they draw their swords against the weaker ones." Black Zetsu curled his lips subconsciously, agreeing with this view in his heart, "If it wasn't so infuriating, who would be willing to attack the weaker ones?"

Then, it looked at Xuanwo Jue, who was curled up on the ground with his hands tightly protecting his head. Thinking back to the other party's hard work running around and doing things for it over the years, its heart couldn't help but soften, and its tone softened involuntarily.

"Hey, get up."

Hearing this, Uzumaki Zetsu opened his eyes a little and secretly looked towards Hei Zetsu.

Although its brain has some abnormalities due to the integration of Hashirama's cells, its recovery ability and ability to withstand blows have been significantly enhanced because of the cells.

This injury is nothing to it.

"Just roll two more balls!"

Then, Uzumaki Jue slowly stood up, pretending to be shaky, and said in a weak voice, "Jue, the benefits this month are not very good."

Black Zetsu subconsciously clenched his fists, and the thought of hitting someone came to his mind again, but when he saw the miserable appearance of Uzumaki Zetsu, he gritted his teeth and said.

“Who doesn’t lose money for two years before doing business?”

Seeing that it could actually say such comforting words, Xuanwo Jue straightened his chest immediately, tears welled up in his eyes, and he said with emotion, "Jue, you are such a kind person!"

Although Black Zetsu still nodded expressionlessly, he couldn't help but feel a little happy in his heart when he felt the admiring gaze of White Zetsu.

The guy in front of him was not one of those White Zetsu who mechanically executed orders in the cave, but a unique being with independent thoughts, and he didn't know how to flatter.

Thinking of this, Hei Jue couldn't help but narrow his eyes and murmured softly.

“Is this my charm as a leader??”

"Even the independent-minded White Zetsu is attracted by my charm??"

"."

Squeak!

At this moment, the heavy gate of Konoha was slowly pushed open from the inside, making a low sound, and Black Zetsu's attention was attracted over.

Then, two young men dressed in Uchiha's special uniforms walked out, stood on both sides of the gate, and began to methodically register the information of every visitor who wanted to enter Konoha Village.

boom!
After kicking Uzumaki Zetsu, Black Zetsu said with a cold face.

"Keep reading to me, evil Uchiha!!"

"Evil Uchiha!!"

Uzumaki Zetsu mumbled something, then turned his head to look beside him and said in a low voice, "When are we going to rescue Uchiha Asuka? He is an important fighting force designated by Madara-sama."

"idiot!"

Black Zetsu glared at him fiercely, then looked at the Uchiha members at the door.

Recently, Uzumaki Jue was like a fly, buzzing in its ears. If it opened its mouth, it would save Uchiha Asuka, and if it closed its mouth, Uchiha Asuka would be an important force in the plan.

It’s fine that this bastard likes Uchiha Madara, but I didn’t expect that he now likes Uchiha Asuka.

Thinking of this, it kicked Xuanwo Jue's butt again and gritted its teeth.

"Repeat after me, evil Uchiha!!"

"Evil Uchiha." Uzumaki Zetsu blinked. Although he didn't understand the purpose of Black Zetsu's doing so, he still recited it out loud due to some unspeakable reasons.

After reading it, it couldn't help but complain in its heart.

"In the entire ninja world, is there anyone more evil than us?"

early morning.

The sunlight dispelled the light morning mist, shining on the fruit-laden fields, as well as on the pedestrians who were preparing to enter Konoha.

Black Zetsu and Uzumaki Zetsu relied on superb camouflage and followed the crowd into Konoha Village. They glanced at the densely packed crowd around them, and Black Zetsu kicked to the side again and said angrily.

"Read it to me, bastard!"

"Evil Uchiha!"

Although he didn't know whether this brainwashing technique was effective, Black Zetsu didn't want to hear any good words from Uchiha at all.

Uchiha Madara is naive and stupid, and he is a cause for concern.

Uchiha Obito is naive and stupid, and he is a cause for concern.

Uchiha Asuka.
"Jue, when are we going to rescue Fei Niao?"

Suddenly, Uzumaki Zetsu's voice rang in his ears. Hei Zetsu closed his eyes, clenched his fists, and said angrily, "Save him, he has been released by the people in Longdi Cave.

If you maintain a good relationship with him in the future, the plan may start soon. "

As he spoke, Black Zetsu looked up at the sky, staring at the moonlight in the sky, his expression becoming more and more excited.

Because of Uchiha Asuka, bah. Because he actively distributes magazines, the organization now has too much funds, and the money in the vault has been eaten by rats.

Moreover, Nagato's body is now full of vitality, so it is not impossible for the plan to succeed if it is launched at this time.

And Uzumaki Zetsu also said that Uchiha Asuka also intends to participate in this plan.

"Excessively demanding perfection in plans will make people develop a habit of not daring to do things." Black Zetsu murmured these words, and a gleam of light gradually appeared in his eyes.

“Fifty Percent Sure”

"stable!!"

(End of this chapter)