Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming.

Chapter 598: First Meeting with Black Zetsu
As a time traveler, who doesn’t have a desire to drive a Gundam?

So, when Asuka learned that he had traveled through time and space and became a member of the Uchiha clan, he was very happy; but when he learned that he was actually an orphan, he was not so happy.

After all, for ordinary Uchiha, as long as the Mangekyō Sharingan is activated, it means entering the countdown to blindness.

If he couldn't open the Mangekyō and was just an ordinary three-magatama jonin, then his life would immediately begin the countdown and he would be chopped to pieces by some brain-challenged tribesmen sooner or later.

After realizing the seriousness of the problem, Asuka began to study medical ninjutsu the moment he could walk, first studying sterilization and occasionally studying myopia.
Since we have traveled through time, it shouldn't be difficult to open a kaleidoscope, right?

later
He found that opening a kaleidoscope was indeed a bit difficult, so he simply gave up researching "myopia" and began to focus on sterilization.

But through the research during that period, Fei Niao also gained a preliminary understanding of myopia.
The world seen by people with 100°~300° myopia: a little blind.

The world in the eyes of 200°~300° myopia: not too blind.

The world in the eyes of 300°~600° myopia: blind people who cannot distinguish various objects.

The world seen by people with myopia of more than 800°: blind people who can only distinguish between day and night.

According to Fei Niao's estimation, his eyesight has decreased by at least 30% compared to before. Objects nearly 100 meters away begin to blur. If he relies on vision alone, he can hardly recognize the appearance of pedestrians 100 meters away.

This condition is quite similar to myopia, but vision cannot be restored by wearing glasses. Instead, it is more like vision is sealed by some force.

"Every time you use the Kaleidoscope, your vision will be sealed forever."

Thinking this in his mind, Fei Niao crossed his arms behind his head and casually observed the passers-by and the large and small stalls on both sides of the street.

Compared to the Konoha Village (future) he visited not long ago, the current Konoha (past) is in a very good overall mental state.

The village is full of vitality and hope, and everyone has a bright smile on their face.

A group of children excitedly ran past the bird. They stared at the steaming meatballs, swallowed subconsciously, their eyes full of desire for the delicious food.

Then, one of the children took a big bite and shared the meatball with his friends around him with a happy face.
"really not bad!!"

A hearty and familiar voice suddenly sounded. Fei Niao retracted his gaze and looked forward, and saw a middle-aged man in white casual clothes and long black hair fluttering in the wind walking towards this side steadily.

"Lord Hashirama!"

After seeing the appearance of the person who came, Fei Niao's heart was completely relieved.

It was not until this time that he finally became sure that he had really returned to his original world, to the Konoha where Hashirama Senju existed.

At this moment, his eyes accidentally caught a glimpse of something strange.
A sneaky raccoon cat followed quietly behind Hashirama, with a weird expression on its face, it didn't look like a good person.

"Shukaku huh?"

Recalling the Shukaku he met not long ago, he looked at the one in front of him again, and his cheeks twitched involuntarily.

No matter which world
This guy's expression is always the same obscene one.

At this time, Senju Hashirama walked slowly towards them.

He stopped beside Asuka, looked at the group of innocent children with gentle eyes, and said with emotion, "Many years ago, I didn't dare to imagine that one day, the Uchiha, Hyuga, Inuzuka, Ino-Shika-cho would be able to sit together in such harmony and share the same string of meatballs."

boom!
The sudden sound instantly froze Senju Hashirama's smile.

I saw a little boy wearing Uchiha clan clothes, who suddenly raised his foot and kicked the Hyuga child next to him away for some unknown reason.

The Hyuga child rolled twice on the ground, then he quickly got up. Without cursing, he silently picked up a brick and rushed towards the Uchiha child without hesitation.

The two children soon started fighting amid the exclamations of people around them.

Looking at the dusty scene in front of him, Hashirama was silent for a moment, then his stiff expression gradually calmed down and he continued, "It's normal for children to fight."

Compared to the brutal fights during the Warring States Period where kunai were often used to pierce the heart, today's children only fight with bricks as weapons. Hashirama is still very pleased with this situation.

With the changing times, hatred and killing gradually faded away, and were replaced by innocent and slightly immature conflicts among children.

"Isn't it just a few bricks?" Senju Hashirama muttered to himself, then turned around and looked at Uchiha Asuka who was petting a raccoon cat, and sighed softly.

Just a while ago, Kushina suddenly found him and talked about some things, and the person mentioned most was Uchiha Asuka.

Although he was a little thick-skinned, he could still infer some things from the other person's words.

These two people.
"Asuka!" After observing secretly for a while, Hashirama put his hands behind his back and said in an elder's tone, "Are you tired from carrying out missions recently?"

"It's okay!" Fei Niao hesitated for a moment and replied vaguely.

He originally thought that Hashirama Senju was just asking casually, but when he looked up and met those caring eyes, he began to be unsure of his judgment.

To be honest, the relationship between him and Hashirama Senju was not very close. They communicated more when the other party had just been resurrected, but after he recovered, their interactions became less.

Even some time ago, Hashirama Senju had secretly investigated him when no one was around, but Asuka did not point it out.

After all, it was him that Uchiha Madara saw in his last moments before his death, so it was normal for him to be investigated, not to mention that the First Hokage had always suspected that Uchiha Madara was planning something.
As if he didn't notice Uchiha Asuka's surprised expression, Hashirama nodded dryly and continued talking to himself.

"Ninjas are people who are extremely good at endurance. Even if they are tired, they will not say it openly."

Hearing this, Fei Niao subconsciously opened his mouth and wanted to say something, but in the end, nothing came out.

He swore that what he said just now had absolutely no other meaning and was just said casually.

"Ugh!"

At this moment, Hashirama suddenly sighed, patted Asuka's shoulder, and said earnestly, "Take a rest if you are tired, don't work so hard, the village has Tsuna here, so there won't be any problems for the time being.

Take a few months off."

After saying this, he still calculated silently in his mind.

Two months should be enough time to accomplish a lot of things.

After all, when he married Mito, it only took half a month from the time they met, the betrothal, to the time they met the bride.
"How many more months of rest?"

When Asuka heard the news that she was on vacation from the Shodaime Hokage, her eyes widened and she looked at him in disbelief.

It had been almost two years since he joined the ANBU, and he had carried out a total of four missions.

Even two of the missions failed, one mission was half successful, and only one mission was successful.

"Two missions a year cannot guarantee 10% completion, and the basic requirement for promotion to the captain of the Anbu is to complete missions, which means that I complete one mission every two years."

After silently calculating in his mind, Asuka's face darkened, and he instantly felt that he might never be able to become a captain of the Anbu team in this life. Not to mention that above the captain there is the squad leader, and above the squad leader there is the captain-general.

The fact that he could become a squad leader in his lifetime must have been a great achievement for the Uchiha family.

"People should start a family before building a career!" Then, Hashirama patted his shoulder again and encouraged him, "Take advantage of this free time to get married first."

Catching the key words in the conversation, Fei Niao's body trembled suddenly, and he scratched his ears subconsciously, as if he didn't hear clearly what was said, and asked back.

"Did Lord Hashirama just tell me to get married?"

Senju Hashirama smiled and nodded, his eyes full of relief and satisfaction.

At this moment, Uchiha Asuka was completely stunned.

He widened his eyes and looked at the serious and earnest face of the Shodaime Hokage, and immediately realized that the other party was not joking, but really wanted him to get married.

"Get married"

Asuka had thought about getting married, but for various reasons, he had never done so.

In the past, it was because I didn’t have anyone I liked.
Later, because of the person he liked, he became a traitor.
Later, it was because the person I liked was a widow.
Anyway, it is a bit difficult for him to get married now, and the identity of the woman is a bit embarrassing.

After a while.

Asuka couldn't stand the burning gaze of the Shodaime, so she simply turned her head and looked elsewhere, saying awkwardly, "Master Hashirama, wait a moment, there's no rush to get married.

The Uchiha clan is still quite prosperous now, so they don’t really need me to carry on the family line.”

Seeing that he seemed reluctant to get married, Hashirama took a deep breath and did not directly state his purpose, but mentioned it in a rather obscure way.

"My granddaughter, although she seems to have a very bad temper, she is actually a nice person and a good cook."

Asuka:? ? ?
When he heard the word "granddaughter", his pupils trembled and Tsunade's figure suddenly appeared in his mind. However, when he heard Hashirama praising his granddaughter for her cooking skills, Asuka was completely silent.

Since the day he traveled through time, he had never heard anyone mention that Tsunade's cooking was delicious. When people thought of Tsunade, they often thought of her as a synonym for security.
It was hard for Fei Niao to imagine that the woman could actually cook so well!
at this time.

Hashirama had no idea that someone had gotten the wrong idea.

Because of Mito, in a sense, Uzumaki Kushina is indeed his granddaughter.

So when introducing Kushina to Uchiha Asuka, he did not specifically mention Kushina's name, but naturally addressed her as "granddaughter". After all, it is more pleasant to be called grandpa than to be called an adult.

Then, Hashirama noticed the hesitation, shock and disbelief on Asuka's face, and he couldn't help smacking his lips and continued to introduce, "I know that she is older than you.

But it doesn’t matter if they are older. When they are older, they will learn to be considerate and don’t need to be coaxed so often.

You don't know how troublesome it is to coax a woman. "

Having said that, Hashirama Senju's body suddenly trembled slightly, and he looked up and looked around involuntarily. After confirming that the familiar figure in his memory did not appear in the crowd, he let out a long breath, and his low voice revealed a bit of helplessness.

"It's really troublesome to coax a woman."

"."

Asuka naturally knew that coaxing a woman was a troublesome thing, and he also knew what Hashirama meant when he said that his granddaughter was a little old.

Tsunade is not just a little old, she is more than ten years older than him.

As for Tsunade, she doesn't need anyone to coax her.
Thinking of this, Asuka shuddered involuntarily and subconsciously began to search the crowd quickly. After confirming that Tsunade was not nearby, he let out a long breath.

"Tsunade certainly doesn't need anyone to coax her. If someone makes her angry, she'll take revenge on the spot."

Swish!
Just as Hashirama was missing his wife, he caught a glimpse from the corner of his eye of Uchiha Asuka's figure suddenly turning into a black shadow, quickly passing by him and running straight behind him, while shouting loudly.

"Master Hashirama, I suddenly remembered that I had ordered a few skewers of meatballs. If I don't pick them up now, they will get cold!"

As his voice became lower and lower, Uchiha Asuka's figure ran faster and faster, and finally disappeared completely from sight.

"Ugh!"

Senju Hashirama suddenly lowered his head, his arms hanging naturally on both sides of his body, and said with a rather lost look, "Is it so difficult to get married now? I remember when I got married, it was quite fast."

"My father asked Tobirama and I to visit the Uzumaki clan."

"Tobirama bought a lot of things with his own money, and when he first arrived at the Uzumaki clan, he gave them directly to Mito. Then Mito came out to see me, and he didn't have any bad feelings towards me."

"Later, Tobirama insisted on helping me polish the letter I wrote to Mito. As a result, my relationship with Mito quickly improved."

"Ugh"

Then, Hashirama sighed again, then looked up at the sky, muttering to himself, "What did Tobirama write in the original letter? Why don't I have any impression of it?"

"marry."

Asuka kicked the bottle on the ground into the trash can and said helplessly, "Tsunade hasn't married yet. Her age is just her smallest shortcoming."

"It's annoying if you win the bet, and it's also annoying if you lose the bet."

"Will I marry that crazy bitch?"

Afterwards, after shaking Tsunade's image out of his mind, he went straight to Uzumaki Zetsukai's dumpling shop.

I haven't eaten meatballs for a while, and I'm really craving for them.

The most important thing is that every time he finished eating the meatballs, Uzumaki Jue never asked for money.

"What a good man!"

Asuka sighed sincerely, then gently lifted the door curtain of the meatball shop and shouted enthusiastically into the store, "Long time no see, the master of culinary inspiration, the undisputed meatball king of Konoha, my best friend and brother, Afei!"

Before he finished speaking, Black Zetsu, who was busy counting bills behind the counter, suddenly stiffened and dense goose bumps involuntarily appeared on his skin.

It's so fucking corny!

This compliment is too explicit!
Is this still a member of the Uchiha clan?

Muttering to himself, Black Zetsu slowly raised his head and his eyes fell on the young man standing at the door.

When he noticed the Uchiha clan emblem on the other person's clothes, he couldn't help but narrow his eyes slightly and whispered to himself, "The Uchiha clan is really an evil family. They can breed all kinds of weirdos."

(End of this chapter)