Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming.

Chapter 604: They are all Uchiha, who doesn’t understand who?
Konoha, the Uchiha clan's territory, the home of the great elder.

The originally quiet yard was now a bit noisy. Four or five old men with white hair and beards were sitting in the yard, bragging about their heroic battle achievements in the past while stringing meat onto bamboo skewers.

Afterwards, the great elder took out the marinated meat slices from the basin, inserted them onto the bamboo skewers, then inserted a piece of onion into the meat slices, and then another piece of meat. After repeating this process several times, the huge skewer of meat was ready.

After staring at the skewer of meat that was as big as a baby's arm for a while, the Great Elder's cloudy eyes suddenly shone with brilliance. He then pointed the skewer of meat forward and said with great enthusiasm.

"I still remember that more than seventy years ago, I was still an ignorant teenager. Later, when I took part in the Genin exam, I broke several records and became a sensational genius ninja.

How old was I at that time? I didn't even know how to pee, but I was as brave as the Chunin and Jonin in my family.

At that time, the whole family was proud of me.”

Thinking of the glorious days of the past, he waved the skewers in his hand and took a few steps forward, his words filled with emotion, "Really, when I left the Uchiha clan, I didn't plan to come back alive.

I was ready to use the big knife in my hand to chop those bastards to death."

When he got excited, the Great Elder used the skewer of meat in his hand as a big knife and chopped it forward fiercely. The meat slices on the bamboo skewers flew out and all hit Uchiha Asuka's head with a crisp sound.

Fei Niao, who was knocking the charcoal with a small hammer, noticed that there were suddenly a lot of things on his head. He paused, then raised his eyelids and looked up, and saw pork belly and onions stuck to his hair.

"When will the old guy change his bad habit of throwing things around?" With a long sigh in his heart, Fei Niao raised the hammer and continued to smash the oversized charcoal into small pieces.

Not long ago, he had just watched Uchiha Mikoto leave, and then he "accidentally" met the great elder who was wandering around the clan territory. Then, at the great elder's invitation, he called several other elders of the family to come here for a barbecue.

"Sanlang, I was no less than you back then!"

At this time, another old voice sounded. Asuka glanced at it with the corner of his eye and saw Uchiha Madou suddenly stood up, also waving the skewers in his hand, and said heroically.

"When I first became a Genin, everyone praised me for my courage and bravery. Whenever I participated in a battle, I was always at the forefront. Even when facing a local Jonin, I dared to swing my sword at him."

As he spoke, he placed the skewer of meat in his hand on his waist, made a gesture as if drawing a sword, then suddenly pulled out the bamboo stick and drew a cross in the air.

In an instant, countless pieces of meat flew into the air, and then fell down like snowflakes.

clap clap clap!
Faced with the falling slices of meat, except for Uchiha Asuka, the other old men in the yard showed no intention of dodging and let the marinated slices of meat hit them.

Glancing at Uchiha Asuka who was dodging in a panic, Madou suddenly sighed and said slowly in an old voice, "This is to invite those clansmen who are sleeping underground to have some, so that they can also enjoy the taste of barbecue.

You don't need to hide, the barbecue that fell on you was also invited to you by your tribesmen who are sleeping underground."

Hearing this, Fei Niao slapped the piece of meat that fell on his head and said angrily, "Who is a good person who invites others to eat raw food? Can't you roast it for them?"

Uchiha Madou picked his nose, looked Fei Niao up and down, and said with disdain in his voice, "Don't you know that roasted meat is hot? What's the difference between meat just out of the pot and a red-hot iron block? If it falls on your skin, it will cause blisters.

If the grilled meat is cold, what is the difference between it and raw meat? It also wastes the charcoal.”

These words immediately silenced Fei Niao Gan.

He never expected that the old guy could say such a philosophical thing as "roasted meat is very hot."

"Hiss~ I feel like I need to grow a brain~" Fei Niao suddenly scratched his itchy scalp, then moved a chair, picked up the charcoal that had not yet been broken, jumped over the wall, and came to the street outside.

The place where the great elder lives is located in the center of the clan. Except for the patrolling clan members, very few clan members pass by here. It is one of the few very quiet residences of the Uchiha.

To the east of the residence is the main road of the Uchiha clan; to the west of the residence is the family's ninja school that is about to be abandoned; to the south of the residence is the road leading to the Nanga Shrine; and to the north of the residence is the Uchiha Fugaku clan.

"Uchiha Fugaku??"

Thinking of this name, Asuka suddenly raised his head, looked at the closed door across the street, and said to himself, "Isn't Mikoto so stupid that he can't even find the video?

I was so anxious just now that I forgot to pull up the video, huh?"

When Fei Niao saw the tightly closed door, he felt that something was wrong.

Why would the Uchiha clan's patriarch's house be closed during the day?
Even if no one was home before, there was no need to close the door. Can you still expect this broken door to prevent thieves from stealing things? ?

With doubts in his mind, while eating barbecue, he pointed to the clan leader's house and asked in a low voice, "What happened to the clan leader's house? Why is the door closed in broad daylight?"

Hearing this, the Great Elder grabbed a skewer of meat, took a bite without caring whether it was still sizzling with oil, and spoke quickly.

"It's nothing serious, it's just that Fugaku and Mikoto separated, and now Mikoto is pretty much the only one living here."

"Oh, separation?" Fei Niao took a bite of the skewer subconsciously, and then his pupils suddenly shrank, and he said in shock, "What the hell is separation? Is our clan leader cheating on me?"

"He didn't cheat, it's just that Fugaku doesn't come back to live often." Uchiha Ryoichi suddenly interrupted at this time, looking at the closed door opposite with some sigh.

Uchiha Madou suddenly shook the sizzling meat skewers and said mysteriously, "According to my observation, the relationship between Fugaku and Mikoto has faded and they no longer love each other.

As for whether Fugaku has cheated on his wife, it’s hard to say, but there’s a high probability that he has a new lover outside.”

Asuka:? ? ?
Saburo: ???
Ryoichi: ???
The moment they heard such explosive news, the three of them fell into silence. Then the Great Elder stood up expressionlessly, walked to the gate, stuck his head out to look left and right, then slammed the door and walked back with a serious expression.

Uchiha Ryoichi also clapped his hands together, divided his chakra into three equal parts, and then ordered the clones to stand on the wall and vigilantly observe the movements around them.

At this time, only Uchiha Asuka was the most confused.

The last time he had a conflict with Uchiha Mikoto was last winter, when Asuka used an illusion on Uchiha Itachi to complete the task issued by the system.

Since then, he had been avoiding Uchiha Mikoto and had no mood to find out about that family.

I didn't expect that we hadn't seen each other for only half a year.
Fugaku, the clan leader with thick eyebrows and big eyes, actually cheated on his wife?
"wrong!"

Seeing the gossipy expressions on the faces of the Great Elder and Liang Yi, Fei Niao's eyelids twitched slightly, and he couldn't help but mutter, "There shouldn't be many people in the family who know about this, right?
The great elder who lives opposite the clan leader's house doesn't seem to know about this."

"Cough cough~"

At this time, Uchiha Madou suddenly coughed, lowered his head slightly, and said in a low voice, "This matter came out of my mouth, and it will end in your ears. Don't let outsiders laugh at us Uchiha."

"Uh-huh!"

The three members of Fei Niao nodded their heads like chicks pecking at rice. What a joke, this was not something glorious, how could they possibly publicize it everywhere? At most, it was just to satisfy their own curiosity.

Seeing that the three people nodded in agreement, Madou didn't want to keep it a secret.

He picked up a skewer of barbecued meat and took two bites. He felt unsatisfied and sprinkled some chili powder on it. Then he said, "Some time ago, I led my tribesmen to patrol the village and ran into Fugaku more than a dozen times in the tavern."

"That's it??"

Hearing this, Fei Niao raised his eyebrows and looked at the old man opposite with some surprise.

What did he think it was?

It's just drinking in a bar, it's a normal thing.

"Do you think I'm a fool?"

Seeing that the people around him didn't seem to believe his judgment, Madou slammed the skewers on the table, making a dull thud, then narrowed his eyes and said, "Not only did I meet Fugaku more than a dozen times in the tavern, I also met a woman there more than a dozen times - the head of the Inuzuka clan.

It would be fine if we just met two people, after all, they were drinking at a separate table without any contact, but based on my observation, the relationship between them might not be as pure as we imagined."

As soon as he finished speaking, Asuka and the others saw that Madou didn't seem to be joking, and the three of them fell silent.

As the fifth elder of the Uchiha clan, if you say that Madou has no skills and is a fool, no one will believe it. In the ninja world, which ninja who lives to over 70 years old is not the best of the best?

So, since he said that the relationship between Fugaku and Inuzuka Tsume is not pure, it is most likely that it is really not pure.

"Inuzuka claw."

Thinking of the woman who rode her husky around the village all day, Fei Niao frowned slightly and murmured to himself, "I still can't believe that the tribe leader's taste is so unique.

I remember that whether it was during the Warring States Period or now, our relationship with the Inuzuka clan was not very good, right?"

The Great Elder took a bite of the skewer, looked in the direction of the Inuzuka clan, and said coldly, "He has a dog, and we have a cat. It would be strange if we could have a good relationship."

Then, Ryoichi sighed deeply, shook his head and said, "Fugaku's taste has changed. It's hard for me to accept it. He doesn't like gentle women, but likes such wild women."

"That's right, that's right!"

Uchiha Madou nodded slightly, agreeing very much with what the others said.

If he had not seen with his own eyes that the two men often went to the pub one after the other, and their eyes would occasionally glance at each other while drinking, he would not have dared to make such a bold guess.

Although this kind of behavior may not be a big deal in the eyes of outsiders and is absolutely normal, but as Uchiha, who doesn't understand who?

For a serious Uchiha, if he doesn't even look at the other person, it means that the guy is trash; if he looks at the other person once, it means that the guy has some skills, but not much; if he looks at the other person twice, it means that the guy has considerable skills and is worthy of attention; if he looks at the other person three times, it means that he is a powerful opponent.

If they had only drunk wine once, the Uchiha clan members would look at each other more than ten times. There is no doubt that they want to defeat each other.

As for the location of the fight, was it on the bed or under the bed?
Anyway, no matter how Madou looked at it, he felt that with Inuzuka Tsume's strength alone, it was impossible for him to fight with Fugaku under the bed.

Thinking of this, he raised the skewer again, and said with a serious expression, "Okay, don't think too much. Before Fugaku gets divorced, he won't cheat. I can guarantee this with my character.

Now Fugaku may just be a little bit appreciative of Inuzuka Tsume, although this appreciation is a little inexplicable in my eyes."

Thinking of the character of the clan leader, Asuka and the other two nodded, then they also took the skewers and started eating.

As the head of the Uchiha clan, his strength may not be the strongest, but his character must not be flawed, otherwise it will be easy for outsiders to find fault with him and use it to damage the honor of the Uchiha clan.

"correct!"

Sensing that the atmosphere around him was somewhat dull, the Great Elder suddenly raised his head and looked at Fei Niao, and said slowly in an old voice, "I am going to find you a wife."

Hearing this, Fei Niao's body stiffened and he subconsciously raised his head and looked around.

"827773"

Silently counting the ages of these old men, he found that they all seemed to be past the age of getting married. His eyelids twitched a few times and he spoke with some difficulty.

"Great Elder, you want to tell me about a wife?"

"if not?"

The elder looked at him strangely, then handed him the grilled skewers and continued, "You are also at the age to get married, and it is not good to keep dragging it out. Do you have anyone you like?
If not, I have a roster here. All women in the village who have not reached menopause and have no husbands are on the roster."

Seeing these old men looking at this place with serious expressions, Fei Niao suddenly felt that the skewers of meat in his hand were not very fragrant.

No wonder when he came back this time, he saw that his house seemed to have been renovated. It turned out that he was waiting here.

After thinking for a moment, Fei Niao picked up the wine glass and took a sip, saying hesitantly.

"Are you so anxious?"

"nonsense!"

Ryoichi slammed the skewers on the table, puffed his beard and glared, "Fugaku is getting divorced, and you haven't even gotten married yet. Fugaku's son is about to go to ninja school, and you're still eating barbecue with us old guys.

Seeing that Fugaku is about to remarry, you still sleep with your pillow in your arms every day, isn't that miserable? ? "

After he finished speaking, the air suddenly fell into deathly silence.

The three old men stopped eating the skewers at this time. They just stared at Fei Niao, wanting to see what excuse he would make next.

And flying birds.
At this moment, he was looking at the azure sky, staring at the slowly moving white clouds and lost in thought.

If it had been in the past, Asuka would not have thought that what Mr. Liangyi said just now was nothing, but today, for some reason, he felt that these words were a bit harsh.

Yes, the head of his own family is about to remarry, but he is still running around Konoha, eating instant noodles with garlic every day.

Think about it this way.
Quite miserable indeed.
(End of this chapter)