Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming.

Chapter 610: The Unchanging Topic

Today is the day when the Uchiha clan holds their monthly meeting.

After a simple wash and exercise, the senior ninjas who were qualified to participate in the clan meeting set off for the Nanga Shrine.

The purpose of washing is to make yourself more energetic and enhance the family's prestige.

The purpose of exercising is to make your stomach cleaner and to compete in eating.

In previous Uchiha clan meetings, the fierce battles among the jonin would begin after entering the venue; in current Uchiha clan meetings, the fierce battles among the jonin would begin before entering the venue.

Only those who can eat and stand up after eating are qualified to speak loudly.

Those who cannot eat or cannot stand up after eating are only qualified to sit there and digest the food.

Uchiha. Worship the strong, strong in all aspects!!

"The Great Elder looks so young, is he 70 years old?"

"Ah! Ah! Second Elder, Second Elder."

"All the jonin are here too."

On the main street of the Uchiha clan, a dense crowd of people gathered on both sides of the street, looking enthusiastically at the senior ninjas who were about to approach.

As an Uchiha who worships the strong, to become a Genin, one needs enough luck; to become a Chunin, one needs smoke coming out of the ancestral tomb; to become a Jonin, one needs the ancestral tomb to absorb natural energy, gather the chakra between heaven and earth, and crack and spit fire on the spot.
Anyway, it is difficult to become a jonin!!

At the end of every month, ordinary clan members would come to the streets in groups and witness all the senior ninjas in the clan go to the Nanga Shrine with solemn expressions to start the clan meeting that would determine the fate of the family.

In front of these jonin, even the chuunin, who were also regarded as strong men in the past, were reduced to supporting roles and could only do some basic work to maintain order.

"The pressure from these jonin is so strong that even from such a distance, I can feel a strong sense of suffocation."

"Every jonin is a killer who survived the battlefield. The number of lives they have taken will not be less than three digits."

"Look, even Lady Mikoto, who always appears gentle, was once a combat-type jonin promoted by the Sandaime himself."

"And the family elders."

at this time.

The Great Elder and others walked at the front of the team with serious faces.

Although the combined age of these five old men is nearly 400 years old, the aura they exude is no weaker than that of the young jonin behind them. In some ways, their aura is even stronger.

As the backbone of the family, seniority is not their reliance on suppressing the younger generations, but strength is.

The great elder walked in front of the team with a serious expression, staring straight ahead at the street, and asked in a low voice, "Madou, is this method you mentioned feasible?"

"It's covered, it's covered!" Uchiha Madou gave him a reassuring look, then glanced at the senior ninjas following behind him, his expression somewhat emotional.

This person has to accept the fact that he is getting old.

If they were to eat the same amount of food ten years ago, they would be able to finish it, but now, they have to skip meals the night before the clan meeting, get up at three in the morning on the day of the meeting, and start exercising on an empty stomach.

When everyone gets up in the morning, they need to do half an hour of stretching at home to fully stimulate their energy.

That's it
As they get older, they have found it increasingly difficult to eat properly and are actually being outclassed by the younger generations behind them.

“These inexperienced guys will only cause trouble when they hold a clan meeting. It’s better for them to eat to death, eat until they feel sick and want to vomit, and then sit quietly in the Nanhe Shrine for a day to digest the food.

As for family affairs, we should leave them to these experienced elders."

Thinking of this, Uchiha Madou stroked his beard, glanced at the great elder in the middle of the team, and his bright eyes suddenly dimmed.

Although the Great Elder's face was still ruddy at this time, Madou, who was familiar with his health condition, knew that the old man would not live long, otherwise he would not have to lead the senior ninjas around for several rounds just to eat more food.

In the past, there was no need for this
at this time.

The Great Elder was not worried about his health at all.

All ninjas have to die anyway, so he is lucky to be alive until now.

"Hey!"

Uchiha Saburo turned his head and looked at Ryoichi beside him, and asked in a voice that only the two of them could hear, "When I went to your house today, did I see Mikoto at Asuka's house? What's going on with them?"

Liang Yi looked straight ahead and replied in a low voice.

"It was last night!"

Hearing this, Saburo widened his eyes in shock and almost cried out.

Fortunately, as a superior, he still has this kind of character.

just
He looked back at Asuka and Mikoto in the team, seeing them whispering to each other, and asked again, "Is this what I was thinking?"

"I don't know!" Liangyi shook his head in confusion, "But when I got up in the morning, I saw Mikoto cooking for Asuka."

Uchiha Saburo:
Uchiha Model:
The bad relationship between the two was known to every Uchiha family. Even if you asked a three-year-old child, he could tell the whole story.

now
The relationship between the two people suddenly improved.
Afterwards, several old men looked back intentionally or unintentionally. When they saw Uchiha Asuka's swollen ears and Uchiha Mikoto's dark face, they immediately felt that there might be a secret here.

Although the two sides were quite far apart, it did not prevent these old men with excellent eyesight from eavesdropping on what the two were saying by watching Mikoto's mouth shape.

"You actually don't admit that you stole my things?"

"Who would steal that crap? It's not worth anything."

"How come my things are in your house?"

"That's my thing!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Fei Niao angrily called out the system. When a blue screen appeared in front of him, he asked in his mind, "System, what happened to the plate that was used to serve the [Feast Made by Mother] you got last time?"

【.】

Seeing the white decimal point appearing on the blue screen, Fei Niao thought the question might be a bit complicated, so he changed the way he asked, "System, what year is this year?"

【59 Years of Konoha】

"How did you make that feast made by my mother? After all, my mother died very early." Fei Niao stared at the blue screen, and in his heart he was looking forward to the system's answer.

After all, his mother passed away in the 33rd year of Konoha, and 19 years have passed since then.

This time, the system did not directly display the decimal point, but fell into a long silence.

After a moment, a line of white text suddenly appeared on the blue screen.

【Traveled back in time and stole it from your mother.】

Seeing this line of text, Fei Niao couldn't help but be stunned for a moment, then he pounded his right fist on his left palm, and suddenly realized, "I understand, I finally understand."

at this time.

Uchiha Asuka finally understood what the [big meal made by his mother] was all about.

No wonder the dish was still steaming when it was brought over.

It turned out that the system reached out to the era when the mother was alive and stole the food directly, and then added mysterious powers to the stolen food, turning it into a meal that could affect interpersonal relationships.

Thinking of this, Fei Niao's back suddenly straightened up and his expression became much more confident.

Mikoto:? ? ?
Seeing how much he had changed in just a few moments, Mikoto suddenly took a step back, but thinking of her precious plate, she walked up to Asuka again and asked through gritted teeth.

"Then tell me, why did my things appear in your house?"

"No, no, no, Lady Mikoto, you're wrong. I should be the one asking you this question." Asuka shook her finger confidently, looked at Uchiha Mikoto as if she were a thief, and asked back.

"It should be my ancestral plate, why did it appear in your house?"

After saying that, without waiting for Uchiha Mikoto to reply, he left the main group and caught up with the old men in front.

Asuka has almost figured this out.

The plates belonged to her parents, but for some reason, this set of tableware eventually came into the hands of Uchiha Mikoto and has been kept by her until now.

But
Because the system reached out and stole the set of plates that belonged to her parents and sent them directly to her, which caused the plates that Mikoto had originally collected to disappear.

Ah!
Thinking of this, Fei Niao turned around and looked at the other person, his lips moving slightly, and said silently.

"Even if the king of heaven comes here today, the plate will be mine!!"

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The moment she understood Asuka's lip language, Mikoto was stunned with anger, and her delicate facial features became a little distorted at this moment.

She had never seen such a shameless man! !

"Confusing right and wrong, being tyrannical, lawless, and just opening your mouth and saying whatever you want." After cursing out all the vulgar words she could think of in this life in her heart, Mikoto rubbed her dark red cheeks, turned her head away angrily, and looked elsewhere.

She was almost certain that the plate was hers.

As for the thief who stole vegetables that night, it was obvious that it was Uchiha Asuka.

Who else could have taken away the plate silently right under the nose of a jonin, except for Uchiha Asuka who possesses the strength of a "Kage"?

Mikoto glared at him hatefully, then looked towards the nearby Nanga Shrine, but she forced herself to suppress the anger in her heart.

"I will deal with you after I finish what I did today!!"

[How Uchiha produced a Hokage]

As an eternal topic in clan meetings, Asuka feels that if the family will not be able to produce a Hokage in the future, they may only be able to discuss this matter in their lifetime.

after all
The elder, who is over 80 years old, has been discussing this matter for 53 years, but has not come to any conclusion. He still listens with gusto and is not bored at all.

After complaining a few words in his heart, Asuka glanced at the topic of [How the Uchiha people should choose a Hokage] on the blackboard, and then turned his gaze to the clan meeting hall.

At this time, there were no more than ten people in the entire conference hall who were able to sit upright and speak actively.

Others were either lying on the floor in a spread-eagle position with their bellies bulging out, looking as if they were bloated; or they were walking back and forth in the venue, burping from time to time and enduring the strange looks from everyone; some simply closed their eyes and concentrated on digesting their food.

The hiccups that came one after another were like frogs in a pond after the rain and they couldn't stop at all.

The smell of food soon filled the air.

Although the Great Elder also had a round belly, he had consumed a lot of energy from the exercise in the morning. Compared with the group of senior ninjas below, his complexion and movements were much more agile.

"Look at you all. You can't even defeat an old man like me who is over 80 years old. How can I be confident in handing over the family to you?" The great elder's powerful voice swept across the entire audience. The senior ninjas who were touched in the heart all lowered their heads silently or turned their eyes away, not daring to look him in the eyes.

No one would have expected that this 80-year-old man is not only a good eater, but also a good fighter. This is really annoying.

It would be fine if only the chief elder was good at fighting, but the key is that the other elders are also very good at fighting, which is even more frustrating.

Under the tyranny of these old men, the entire Uchiha clan has been discussing the same topic for thousands of years.

Just thinking about it makes me feel like my balls are broken.

dong dong dong! !

Then, the great elder tapped the blackboard with his fingers, and his sharp eyes swept over everyone in the room, and he said, "Everyone, look at the blackboard. The 631st Uchiha clan meeting begins now.

Today's topic is the same as last time.

On "How can an Uchiha become a Hokage?"

Looking at the powerful chalk words on the blackboard, Uchiha Mikoto, who was sitting on the stage, couldn't help but twitch the corners of her mouth a few times, and looked up at the ceiling with a look of despair.

Sometimes not only outsiders think that the Uchiha family is sick, but even she herself thinks that the family is sick.

Before the Warring States Period, the Uchiha had a topic that had been discussed for a thousand years, but in the end it ended in failure.

On [How can Uchiha defeat the Senju]

After the war, the Uchiha also had a topic that had been discussed for decades, but nothing was concluded.

On [How can Uchiha produce a Hokage]

Hearing everyone start to chatter, Uchiha Mikoto found that she had no chance to interrupt.

She shook her hair in annoyance, her attention gradually drawn to the distracted bird, and she couldn't help but curse in her heart.

"Asshole Uchiha Asuka!!"

"Steal my plate!!"

"asshole!"

(End of this chapter)