Konoha: Prepare to defect, the system is coming.

Chapter 671 Everyone has anxiety disorder

"Kakashi, why won't the village let me join the scout unit?"

"Kai, do you know the hidden conditions for joining the Anbu?"

"Kakashi, what are the conditions?"

"You can have a mute, but you can't have a loud speaker!"

Kakashi and Kai were walking on the street, their expressions remained the same as usual, without showing any sense of urgency about the impending war.

As ninjas who survived the three wars, they knew the cruelty of war and that this might be the last time they met. However, in order to protect the village and their companions, they decided to go to the village to protect their companions.
"Yo!"

A familiar voice sounded in their ears, causing the two to stop and look back, only to see a large pile of moving gifts suddenly appear on the street.

The gifts were piled up several meters high, staggering towards here.

"Kakashi, the gift has become a spirit!!" Might Guy stood in front of Kakashi with a serious look on his face.

Kakashi sighed inwardly, pointed at the person behind the gift, and said weakly, "That's a human. If the gift became a spirit, it wouldn't be wearing Uchiha clan clothes and swaggering on the streets of Konoha!"

Might Guy nodded as if he understood, and asked further.

"What if the gift becomes a spirit and actually walks on the streets of Konoha?"

Snapped!
Kakashi slapped his forehead, feeling as speechless as possible.

He now suspects that Kai might be one of the first to sacrifice in the Fourth Ninja World War.

At this time, the pile of gifts also staggered towards the two of them. When Might Guy found that the person holding the gifts was Uchiha Asuka, he immediately gave Kakashi a thumbs up, his eyes filled with the word "admiration".

"Kai!" Asuka stopped and said seriously, "The war is about to begin. Do you want me to lend you a Sharingan? Just return it to me after the war."

"Really?" Might Guy said excitedly with stars in his eyes.

"Idiot!" Kakashi rolled his eyes subconsciously.

Just based on the chakra in this guy's body, one fifth of it would be consumed even for a single summoning technique. Can he withstand the consumption of the Sharingan?

Then, Kakashi looked at the pile of things and asked curiously, "Asuka, I was walking around the street just now and saw several Uchiha jonin shopping like crazy. Are you guys having a hard time?"

Following his gaze, Fei Niao looked at the pile of goods he had just bought and replied with emotion.

"You know what? The most painful thing in life is to spend all your money while you are still alive. The most painful thing in life is to die without spending all your money!"

Kakashi's body stiffened for a moment, but quickly returned to normal.

The Uchiha jonin he met not long ago suddenly appeared in his mind.

That group of people were just like flying birds, all holding the attitude of "life is unbearable" and frantically buying all kinds of goods.

"Ninjas are also human beings. They will also feel anxious before a war. It is normal to relieve their inner anxiety by spending money." Kakashi stared at the bluestone slab under his feet and analyzed in his mind.

"But this kind of behavior should not happen to the most mentally resolute Jonin group, not to mention the former warmongers of the Uchiha clan."

“This can only show”

"Most Uchiha jonin cannot guarantee that they can survive the battlefield."

"This is really bad news!!" After sighing in his heart, he raised his eyelids slightly, watched Fei Niao's figure disappear from his sight, then looked at Kai who was standing there in a daze, and asked expressionlessly.

"Kai! How much savings do you have left?"

"24.11!!"

"Kai, I still have more than 70 yuan here, let's spend the money."

"Kakashi, even though we don't have to save money to get married, can't we just live a normal life?"

"We still have to live our lives. We will make money after the war is over."

"Kakashi, you want to take me with you to make money?"

"Well, together!"

As the sun gradually sets in the west.

Asuka dropped all the purchased goods at home, then went to a hand-made ramen shop, ordered a bowl of deluxe ramen, and found an empty seat to sit down.

at this time.

There was a long queue outside the ramen restaurant, and there were quite a few ninjas in the queue.

Those ninjas stood on tiptoe from time to time to observe the length of the line. Although they looked a little anxious, they had no intention of cutting in line. They just complained from time to time that the store should be bigger.

Asuka even found many familiar figures in the team.

"Yuhi Kurenai, Morino Ibiki, Mizuki, Gekkou Hayate" After his eyes stayed on Mizuki and others for a moment, Asuka quickly looked away and looked somewhere else.

At this point in time, Shuimu was still just a child and had no idea about the Book of Seals, while Yueguang Gale was still a sickly person, coughing from time to time and looking like he was about to die.

These people stood in the team, chatting and laughing. There was not much fear of war on their faces, but instead an inexplicable sense of excitement.

"Father didn't object to my participation in the Ninja World War this time!! He said two years ago that I was too young and not suitable for participating in the battle." Yuhi Kurenai clenched her fists and said in a slightly trembling voice.

Thinking of the upcoming Five Village Alliance, Ibiki Morino's eyes also flashed with excitement, "This is a war that will be recorded in the history of the ninja world!!"

"Hey!"

Mizuki looked at the two people who were somewhat excited and asked in confusion, "Are you really not afraid at all? The classmates around you are all the same. It's obviously your first time to participate in the Ninja World War, but why do you seem to be more excited than me?"

"cough~"

Ji Feng clenched his fist and put it to his mouth. He coughed twice and said weakly, "The scene of the five villages joining together may only happen once in this life. If I miss it, I'm afraid I will regret it every time I dream about it."

The noise of their conversation was quite loud, and Feiniao, who was sitting in the house eating noodles, could hear it clearly.

There is some division within Konoha right now.

Ordinary people were more afraid than excited about this war that would go down in history; ordinary Chunins and Genins were more excited than afraid about this war that would go down in history; as for Jonins,
Those who can become a jonin have at least participated in one Ninja World War, and few of them like war.

Asuka picked up the packaged ramen and passed by a few people. Seeing their excitement, he couldn't help but say, "When you die, try to keep the body intact. You should know that the burial method for an incomplete body is different from that for a complete body.

Hong, just imagine that your intestines are blown out by the explosive talisman."

"Bah bah bah!"

Thinking of that scene, Xihihong spat at the ground a few times, and there was a bit more disgust in her eyes when she looked at Fei Niao.

We are leaving for the battle the day after tomorrow, and you are saying something so unlucky.

This guy
After a while.

Asuka stood outside Ryoichi's yard and shouted inside.

"Grandpa, I packed you your favorite ramen!!"

"As long as it's not puffer fish, I like to eat it!" An old voice came from the yard, and Liang Yi pushed open the door and walked slowly to the gate of the yard.

Originally he also had a son, but because they had some conflicts a few years ago, his son moved to the other side of the clan territory out of spite. Except for the New Year and other festivals, Liangyi almost always ate alone.

Looking at the hot ramen in Asuka's hand, Liangyi couldn't help but sigh, "Back then, I only ate one puffer fish, and I was treated like this. What do you think if I had eaten a few more?"

"If you eat a few more, you'll die, and you won't get any benefits!" Asuka put the ramen against the wall and said helplessly, "If I have a chance to admit my fault to my son, won't I be able to eat meals cooked by my daughter-in-law every day?"

Liang Yi shook his head like a rattle and sneered, "That would be so embarrassing for me. After I die in this battle, you should go to the memorial every year on my death anniversary to send a bouquet of flowers and burn some paper money."

Fei Niao's cheek twitched, then she turned around, waved at him, and walked straight towards her own yard.

"Let me admit my mistake, then just kill me." Touching the warm ramen in his hand, Liang Yi's face was very long, and he said to himself, "I am not wrong, he... huh?"

next second.

Ryoichi suddenly opened his eyes wide and saw Uchiha Mikoto suddenly jump onto the wall with a basket of vegetables. She also looked over here, waved with a smile, and then jumped into Asuka's yard.

It would be impossible to master such skillful movements without practicing them dozens of times.

"When did they get along so well?" He rubbed his chin with one hand, a little puzzled, "Didn't they fight every day before? Oh, no, Mikoto brought so many dishes, is she going to make a big dinner tonight?"

Ryoichi suddenly looked at the ramen in his hand, then looked at Asuka's restaurant across the street and felt that the ramen didn't seem so fragrant.

At least, it doesn't smell as good as the food cooked by Uchiha Mikoto.

Asuka also recognized Uchiha Mikoto's cooking skills, as long as she didn't poison the food.

"Don't look at me like that!" Mikoto said without raising her head when she noticed the gazes on her. "Poisoning the food is an insult to my cooking skills."

"When did you become so aware?" Fei Niao looked at her doubtfully.

Uchiha Mikoto applied a little force with her fingers and instantly cut the emerald green celery into two pieces. She took a deep breath, suppressed the urge to curse, and started washing the vegetables in the basin again.

Bang! Bang! Bang!

From the kitchen came the sound of an iron basin hitting the tiles, as if someone was venting their anger, and Fei Niao's eyelids twitched.

After a while of silence.

Asuka turned up the volume of the TV, then looked at the busy figure in the kitchen and said hesitantly, "Um, should we be gentler? This plate is an heirloom from my ancestors, and it's out of print."

"My name is written on the plate. How dare you say it's an heirloom from your family?" Two # characters suddenly appeared on Mikoto's forehead. She picked up a plate and showed the clear word "Qin" on the bottom to the other party.

This set of plates was custom-made by a craftsman on the day she came of age. There was even a big Chinese character "琴" (qin) printed on it. Later, the craftsman quit, so even if she wanted to order a second set, it was impossible.

"Mikoto-sama, how many times do you need me to explain this? I can tell with my feet that this is the qin of Qinse Heming, not the qin of Uchiha Mikoto. Otherwise, why didn't you print two more words?"

Asuka shrugged and looked at Mikoto with a bit more helplessness in her eyes.

Every time she had to explain that the plate had nothing to do with her, but every time her explanation fell on deaf ears Uchiha Mikoto and was completely forgotten the next day.

Seeing the other party's unreasonable appearance, Uchiha Mikoto was so angry that her eyelids twitched. She immediately turned around and continued to wash the vegetables. At the same time, a sneer appeared on the corner of her mouth, "It doesn't matter. When you die, I will take this set of plates back!"

After she finished speaking, her face froze. She realized that the upcoming Fourth World War made these words sound like a curse, so she immediately changed the subject and said, "I went to the medical department yesterday, and your student prescribed me some medicine."

"you are sick?"

He couldn't help but look Mikoto up and down, and after finding that she was in good health, he frowned and said, "You are not sick either. Is the medical department so short of money recently? You are prescribing medicine to people who are not sick? Or did Xi Yan misdiagnose?"

"I'm not really sick, I'm just a little confused inside. Xiyan prescribed some medicine for me!" Mikoto replied indifferently.

"Oh, so it's a heart disease!" Hearing her say this, Fei Niao nodded in sudden enlightenment.

Recently, due to the Fourth Ninja World War, many villagers have suffered from anxiety disorders, which has caused the consumption of related medicines to be abnormally rapid.

Thinking of this, the corners of his mouth suddenly curled up behind his ears, and he said jokingly, "I didn't expect that Lady Mikoto would suffer from anxiety disorder because of the Fourth Shinobi World War. How did you get selected as a jonin?"

Uchiha Mikoto glanced at him calmly and replied.

"I am not that fragile, but I am worried that if the five great ninja villages really fail, Itachi and Sasuke will disappear along with the ninja world."

"I understand, I understand." Fei Niao nodded like a chick pecking at rice, and then added, "The medicine is quite effective. You can increase the dosage. When it's not enough, you can go to the medical department to get more."

As the squad leader of the medical class, he personally developed the latest generation of drugs for treating inner confusion and anxiety, and Asuka knew exactly what ingredients were in them.

"correct!"

Miqin suddenly raised her head and said in surprise, "Xiyan told me at that time that I couldn't take this medicine by myself, and asked me to take it with you, and I also needed your assistance, so that the effect would be better."

"I want to eat too? And help you?" Asuka frowned slightly. He looked at Mikoto's expression, which didn't seem like she was joking, and subconsciously muttered, "How did Xi Yan know that I was a little anxious too?"

Now in the entire ninja world, except for Black Zetsu, only Asuka knows that the final boss of the Moon Eye Project is not Uchiha Madara, but Otsutsuki Kaguya who is sealed in the moon.

The main purpose of launching the fourth war
Black Zetsu: Save my mother.

Obito: Creating an imaginary world.

Nagato: I want to fulfill Yahiko's wish and unify the ninja world.

Asuka: Defeat Kaguya Ōtsutsuki, clear Uchiha Madara's name, make him realize the truth of the plan, and minimize casualties in the ninja world.

Whenever Asuka thought of Kaguya Ōtsutsuki's extremely terrifying strength, he felt heavy in his heart.

Although he seemed to be acting no different from usual recently, only Uchiha Asuka himself knew the anxiety in his heart.

The execution of this plan cannot afford any mistakes.
Otherwise, the ninja world will be fucking blown up!!
"As expected of my student, you figured it out!" Asuka looked through the glass at the direction of the medical department and whispered, "Xi Yan, congratulations on becoming an excellent medical ninja."

Seeing Asuka sitting there in a daze without saying a word, Mikoto couldn't help but narrow her eyes and asked, "I felt a little strange when I came out of the medical department. Why do we have to take the medicine together, and we need your assistance?"

Asuka took a deep breath and explained, "Because I also suffer from anxiety disorder, but the symptoms are milder than yours. I didn't go to the medical department to get medicine, but I just didn't want others to know about it.

If word gets out that Uchiha Asuka is also anxious about the Fourth Ninja World War, it could easily dampen morale."

After hearing this explanation, Mikoto's eyes suddenly flashed with realization.

indeed!

She can go to the medical department to consult about psychological problems without any scruples, but Uchiha Asuka cannot, or rather, the entire Konoha high-level officials cannot do this, not even if they send their close subordinates.

As the spiritual pillar of the village and the strongest fighting force of the village, at this special time when the Ninja World War is about to happen, they must be invincible and have no flaws.
But thinking of Xi Yan's last words, Misaka was still a little confused.

"Then why do I need you to assist me?"

"Because I developed this medicine! It works better with hypnosis and psychological suggestion." Fei Niao leaned on the sofa and said with his eyes closed, "Put more in the pot when I cook later."

"It's not a good idea to put it in the dish. Kushina will be here soon." Mikoto said hesitantly.

"She is more anxious than us now. Her son is the Nine-Tails Jinchuriki." Asuka paused and continued, "Give us a higher dose. We are three people with anxiety disorders."

"it is good!"

Mikoto nodded, then went back home, took out the oil paper bag that Xiyan had given her, and then put all the medicine in it according to Asuka's instructions.

at the same time.

Konoha - BBQ restaurant.

Zira!!
The meat slices with white lines changed color instantly under the high temperature roasting, the surface quickly became shiny, and the tempting aroma filled the air.

Iruka picked up a piece of meat, wrapped it with vegetable leaves, stuffed it into his mouth, and said happily.

"My dream before was to open a barbecue restaurant."

"Just be a good teacher!" Hinata Huahua rolled her eyes at him, picked up a piece of meat, wrapped it in vegetable leaves, and said while eating, "Don't we call him Asuka teacher?"

"The teacher is recovering his physical strength recently to prepare for the upcoming battle, so he doesn't eat time-wasting food like barbecue." Thinking of the teacher's recent schedule, Xiyan explained, then continued to pick up a piece of meat and dipped it in the sauce.

When the word "war" was heard, the originally cheerful atmosphere at the table suddenly became a little solemn.

The other two put down their bowls and chopsticks silently, turned around at the same time, and looked in the direction of the Uchiha clan's territory, without saying a word for a long time.

“We’ll see you again.”

Without waiting for Iruka to finish his words, Xi Yan quickly waved her hand and changed the subject, "Let's not talk about this kind of thing, and don't say unlucky words. Let me tell you something interesting that happened recently."

Although she said something funny, those who were familiar with Xiyan knew that it was probably gossip from the medical department.

No one doesn't like gossip.

Even the usually aloof Hinata Huahua pricked up her ears at this moment, and her movements of eating meat slowed down for a moment.

Xi Yan leaned forward and said in a low voice, "If nothing unexpected happens, after the Fourth Shinobi World War, Lady Uchiha Mikoto will remarry."

After hearing this explosive news, they both widened their eyes and looked at Xiyan in disbelief.

The divorce incident a while ago was a hot topic and spread all over the ninja world. How come they are getting remarried not long after? Are they treating the divorce as a joke or the remarriage as a joke?
"What I said is true!"

Seeing the two of them looking at her with suspicion, Xi Yan curled her lips and continued, "Yesterday, Lady Mikoto went to the medical department and asked me to prescribe a medicine that can help me remarry."

"Is there any cure for remarriage?" Hinata Huahua couldn't help but frown, looking doubtful about her life.

"Of course there is no medicine for remarriage!!"

Xiyan waved her hands and laughed, "But there are some medicines that can help you remarry, such as some aphrodisiac drugs, which can have the same effect."

Seeing the two people's confused looks, Xi Yan took a deep breath and explained, "Think about it, if the two of them have a child, should they renew their marriage or not?"

"Oh~~"

Hinata Huahua and Iruka both let out long sighs.

They probably understood what it meant.

Just rely on the children to force remarriage.

(End of this chapter)