Run into the world

Chapter 426 As long as you are happy

"Do you still need to go back to Guanyin?"

"Of course there's no need. They used formations to trap you before. It's unreasonable for you to rush over now. Well, although there are many people in this world who are unreasonable, you can't treat everyone as idiots."

Duan Muxiang, Sun Wukong, and Sha Wujing left Wuzhuang Temple in Wanshou Mountain. The next step was to put on a show. They were supposed to meet Guanyin and Tang Monk, and then ask them to use the tightening spell to distinguish them, but the steps on Guanyin's side were missing. , because of the Guanyin Tightening Curse, the damage to Sun Wukong's headband may be discovered.

Well, yes, it’s Sun Wukong. Our acting skills are so good, so naturally we won’t be discovered!

On the way westward, Monk Tang woke up leisurely, opened his eyes and saw a hateful pig face. His mood suddenly became bad, but then he realized, oh, this is my second disciple. Tsk, tsk, tsk, what I saw when I opened my eyes was the monkey head, but now it has turned into a pig head. I am really not used to it.

"Hey, master, you're awake!"

With a hint of joy in Zhu Bajie's voice, he helped Tang Monk up, and then brought a bowl of water, "Master, come and drink some water to moisten your throat."

Tang Monk tremblingly took the water bowl. After taking a sip of water, he felt pain, numbness, itching, and mixed flavors in his body. He immediately vomited a mouthful of blood into the water bowl.

"Ahem, cough, cough, this is for me as a teacher..."

"Master, you have suffered internal injuries, but don't worry, it's not fatal. I have stabilized your injuries." Zhu Bajie looked very considerate.

Speaking of internal injuries, Tang Monk became angry again and vomited blood again, "That monkey, he dared to beat me as a teacher... He... He... Bajie, where is your third junior brother? Also, where is this luggage? Already?"

Bajie had a bitter look on his face when he heard this, although his pig face really showed no pain, "Master, at this critical moment, I, the old pig, have to be the one to love you. Look at that monkey after he beat you. The luggage was snatched away. Junior Brother Sha said he went to ask for the luggage but he hasn't come back for a day. So, as time goes by, people's hearts are revealed. Although I usually talk about dividing the luggage, I just talk about it. It's really true. At the critical moment, there is no luggage at all!"

Tang Seng is a little dizzy and angry! I'm sorry, it's because you didn't separate your luggage that... pfft...

Bajie hurriedly patted him on the back. Damn, slap him on the fart. The teacher is not choking.

"Master, don't be angry. As long as you are still there, you can go to Guanyin Bodhisattva to ask for your luggage and other things. Please order more this time, hehehehe!"

Tang Seng: Hey, hey, are you using your master as a bargaining chip to seek benefits?

Of course, Tang Seng was a virtuous monk and would never speak dirty words, but that was his mood.

But now the situation is here, Guanyin Bodhisattva is always looking for him, he has to file a complaint!

"Bajie, this time you are carrying the master on your back. This time the master has to go to the Purple Bamboo Forest to find Guanyin Bodhisattva in person... Hey you..."

As soon as Zhu Bajie helped Tang Seng out, he met monkeys descending from the clouds, and there were two of them!

Double stimulation, double happiness...

puff……

"Master, master, don't faint!"

"..."

The group of people and the white dragon horse in the yard were stunned. Duan Muxiang thought about it and asked uncertainly: "Could it be that I went too far before?"

Sun Wukong scratched his neck. As expected, he had a confrontation with the bald donkey. Naturally, the plan could not proceed at this point. "How about going directly to the heaven?"

"We still have to wait until Tang Monk wakes up. All the gods and Buddhas in the sky know what you are doing. This journey to the west will still continue in the future. Tang Monk must be made to understand that you are innocent, otherwise you will not be able to leave?"

"Okay, let's wait. I'll take advantage of this period to teach you some self-defense skills. When you fight me later, you can act more like me."

"it is good."

After Duanmuxiang and Sun Wukong finished speaking, they opened their sticks and hit them together, not caring at all whether it would affect Monk Tang's rest.

I have to say that although Sun Wukong's Kung Fu seems to be great on the surface, the details are really too fine. In terms of stick techniques, the most exquisite one Duan Muxiang has seen should be the Dog Beating Stick Technique. The last move is to leave no more dogs in the world.

But that move was completely unsatisfactory for Sun Wukong. After Duanmuxiang used it, he had to comment, "It's so fancy"!

If Sun Wukong feels that this move is not powerful enough, but he feels that this move is not subtle enough, which makes it difficult for people to hold back.

Fortunately, Duanmuxiang has Algorithm 5.0 and his good understanding, so he can roughly understand Sun Wukong's stick skills. However, his stick skills still need to be matched with the arrogant fighting spirit to achieve maximum power. Duanmuxiang cannot do this. arrive.

"Wake up, wake up."

Zhu Bajie screamed, and this time Tang Seng's upper limit of fright was probably increased. Seeing two monkeys again was not unbearable, but the way he took half a step back from Zhu Bajie was still funny.

"Master, I am the real one, he is fake!"

"Master, I am the real one, he is fake!"

"Okay, okay, don't make any noise, wait until I recite the tightening spell for my master, and you will know if it is true or false!"

"..."

Silence, silence is the way to the west tonight.

You bald donkey knows how to look for opportunities. How can you take the initiative to recite the tightening curse? Fortunately, the tight spells on both of their heads are fake now, otherwise this bald donkey wouldn't have taken the opportunity to take revenge.

After Tang Seng finished speaking, he started to read, very simply, as if he was afraid that the two monkeys would not agree!

Duan Muxiang and Sun Wukong looked at each other and said, action!

"Oh, it hurts. Master, it hurts so much. Stop saying it, Master. Stop saying it!" × 2

One monkey turned over in pain, and the other monkey rolled on the ground in pain.

Monk Sha and Zhu Bajie looked at each other and curled their lips at the same time. Both monkeys had good acting skills.

I thought it would still be a while, but what I didn't expect was that Tang Seng seemed to be soft-hearted or something, and actually stopped, and then shook his head with compassion, "Master, I can't tell the difference, I really can't tell the difference! "

The two monkeys looked at each other and started to yell and curse, and then continued to fight, but Tang Monk poked Zhu Bajie beside him, and Bajie said hurriedly: "There is a demon mirror in heaven, and it must be possible to distinguish authenticity from fakes!"

"Okay, you monster, do you dare to come with me?" ×2

"Why don't you dare?"×2

Tacit understanding, very tacit understanding!

The two monkeys left, and Monk Sha naturally followed. However, Zhu Bajie was a little curious and asked: "Master just now..."

But Tang Monk smiled and said: "It seems that Sister Guanyin loves people. She knows that the monkey doesn't care about fate, so she sent the new Sun Walker."

Zhu Bajie: “?????” Good guy, I’m so smart but I didn’t understand.

Seeing this, Tang Monk smiled proudly and said: "Bajie doesn't know something. The Tightening Curse is the only way to control the monkey, so I studied it carefully. It doesn't matter how the Tightening Curse is recited or whether it is standard or not. The key is in the heart. It must have the correct scriptures flowing through it. Just now, my teacher was temporarily sluggish due to internal injuries, but those two monkeys were in pain early!"

Zhu Bajie: "..."

Tang Seng continued to be proud, "So these two monkeys are fake. Hum, let them distinguish the authenticity. No matter which one comes back in the end, he will definitely not be as ignorant as the previous monkey, hahaha!"

Zhu Bajie: "As long as the master is happy..."

……

Duan Muxiang had not been to the Heavenly Court yet, but she was constantly sparring with Sun Wukong in stick skills, but her eyes began to glance around.

"This heaven is really worthy of the words 'Heavenly Family Weather'. All kinds of fairy spirits are floating around at the first glance. I almost want to recite a poem."

"Haha, senior brother doesn't know much about poetry." Monk Sha said happily from behind.

Sun Wukong glared at the latter, and then said: "When I see the gods from all walks of life, don't speak first. Let me speak first, otherwise your ignorance will be revealed."

"rest assured."

"No, that monkey is attacking Nantianmen again!"

Duan Muxiang and Sun Wukong didn't play for too long before the gatekeepers yelled and ran away. Duanmuxiang knocked the Nantian Gate with a stick, "The material is good."

Sun Wukong knocked sticks with him and said with a smile: "The buildings in this heaven are all made of refined materials, and daily maintenance costs a lot of money. It is said that the Nantian Gate has the effect of blocking the resentment in the room, and it is true. It’s boring enough.”

Duan Muxiang was stunned and said with a smile: "What? Does this Jade Emperor want to be a foolish emperor?" Sun Wukong spread his hands, "Anyway, no matter how many times the gods have changed, the Jade Emperor is still the one sitting on it. Do you think he will be particular about anything?" Diligent in government and caring for the people?”

"If that's the case, the Jade Emperor's imperial skills should be at full level, and he's just playing intrigue every day!"

Sun Wukong opened his mouth but couldn't refute anything. Duan Muxiang smiled and said: "For such a person, you don't have to fight with him. If you can't win, just go straight. In this way, he will relax his vigilance against you, and you can rely on your strength." Acting cute and shameless with that energy."

Sun Wukong's face twitched slightly, he was trying to show off his cuteness, as if he was really a monkey, and he took the initiative to change the subject and said: "The demon mirror has been controlled by King Li Tianwang of Tota. Don't panic for a while. He is a Buddhist force and he doesn't dare to mess around."

Duan Muxiang raised his eyebrows when he heard this. When it comes to Tota King Li Tianwang, he has to talk about Nezha. Wang Zhenqiu once performed in the magic show, so Duan Muxiang was quite impressed.

I thought about it and asked: "That Nezha..."

Sun Wukong didn't know why he was interested, but he just said it as an interesting anecdote: "Back then, Nezha cut off the flesh and bones and broke the father-son relationship with Li Jing. Later, Nezha didn't like this person anymore, and even wanted to kill him quickly. Li Jing. His master had the ancient Buddha of the Lantern, and this ancient Buddha of the Lantern was also someone who did not take things too seriously. He did not resolve the conflict between father and son, but also helped him to completely settle his grudges. As a result, he gave an exquisite pagoda to Li Jing, and this is how Li Jing came to be. That’s the name of the King of Tota.”

Duan Muxiang was funny, "You don't understand this. If the problem is completely solved, that person just remembers that he owes you karma, and maybe he will pay you back someday. But if he is only given a tower, you can only remember his goodness for the rest of your life." After all, with this tower, Nezha would not take action, and you are King Li. Without this tower, you are just Lao Li!"

Sun Wukong frowned, "So... this is actually a way to restrain Li Jing and Nezha?"

Duan Muxiang smiled and explained, "Think carefully about the composition of the Li family."

Sun Wukong paused and continued: "Jin Zha is the protector of Lingshan, Mu Zha is the Buddhist Hui'an Walker, Nezha is the great god of the Three Altar Sea Association, Li Jing..."

Sun Wukong stopped talking at this point, and Duan Muxiang continued with a smile: "Santan is a Taoist vocabulary, Haihui is a Buddhist vocabulary, and the one who has made him a great god is Heaven. This Nezha can be regarded as a feast for the three major forces. However, If I really want to say which force he belongs to, I would be more inclined to Taoism. Because Heaven granted him a divine status but placed him under Li Jing, while Buddhism gave Li Jing the Linglong Pagoda to suppress Nezha. What contribution does Li Jing have? Did he get such a big official position when he was conferred? It wasn't because of the issue of which team he was in. In terms of strength, resourcefulness, and leadership ability, there were countless masters when he was conferred, and he, Li Jing, probably couldn't even be ranked among the top 100. Why let him Are you here to take the throne of Heavenly King? Isn’t it just to check and balance Nezha!”

Monk Sha next to him smiled awkwardly and asked: "Is it possible that it's because Li Jing is the father and Nezha is the son? Do you pay attention to personal ethics?"

Duan Muxiang rolled his eyes, "Don't talk about human ethics at this time. If this thing was easy to use, there would be no such thing as 'just killing relatives'. King Wu would not be able to defeat Zhou, and Li Shimin would not be able to do it now." Ascended to the throne.”

Monk Sha stopped talking, but Duan Muxiang changed his words, "But this Li Jing first worshiped Kunlun Du'e, and then worshiped the ancient Buddha Randen as his teacher. This man himself is also good at swinging. He was first a merchant and then a general. General Zhou. The reason why the Randen Ancient Buddha did not solve the problem for him once and for all was because he wanted to control him. Give him a pagoda. From now on, Nezha will kneel down to the Buddha, not Lao Li. Lao Li can't live without the pagoda. Naturally, it is inseparable from his burning lamps and ancient Buddhas, which can be said to be a kind of political wisdom!"

Sun Wukong frowned, "You have said so much, what is your plan?"

Duan Muxiang added: "This is indeed a kind of political wisdom, but it is a political wisdom based on the balance of interests. In other words, what could have been a favor to Li Jing turned into a favor that Li Jing would owe him forever. This man , Debt is not terrible, but once the debt becomes permanent, then it is not kindness, but hatred!"

"There are always some people who believe that only interests are eternal in the world, and such people also care about interests when dealing with others. But profit-seekers will inevitably ignore the basic demands of human nature, such as freedom!"

"If we can solve the problem between father and son, it will be another blow to Buddhism!"

Sun Wukong is also a smart man, but he has no one to teach him. Now he explains it clearly and continues: "So the key is whether Nezha can beat Lao Li? But this matter is not easy to solve. Zha's hatred for Li Jing is very complicated...well, I don't understand it anyway."

Duan Muxiang was disdainful, "Randeng is a smart man, Li Jing is a smart man, isn't Nezha a smart man? How many years have passed since becoming a god? Do you think the hatred you had back then has the right to continue for so many years? ?It’s just a balance between the three parties.”

"Then according to what I said, Nezha may not be willing to change." Sun Wukong was worried.

Duan Muxiang shook his head, "One moment and another, although Buddhism is destined to flourish in the Journey to the West, the rise of Buddhism is not destined. That's why Heaven and Taoism continue to plunder the luck of the Journey to the West again and again. This is exactly what happened. The opportunity for change, any change in this catastrophe will change the fate, including the changes between the two father and son."

Sun Wukong nodded and thought it was feasible, but he was still worried, "That's the truth, but since Nezha has Taoism behind him, and Li Jing has Heavenly Court and Buddhism scheming behind him, I'm afraid the two may not be willing to change even if they have the chance."

Duan Muxiang was happy again. If Fu Qingmiao was here, he would have understood that this was another bad idea.

"Don't worry, I will force Nezha to change. As for whether anyone will blame him, you don't have to worry about that. Although Li Jing is not important, Nezha is a high-end combat power!"

"Okay, it's up to you."

Monk Sha looked at Duan Muxiang and then at Sun Wukong, feeling like he was going crazy, but you guys kept talking, talking, what kind of guy can you be if you only half talk!

The heavenly side seemed to have finally reacted. A large number of heavenly soldiers and generals rushed out with a roar, and then divided into two sides with a roar.

The first general was an old acquaintance of Sun Wukong. He was the giant spirit god carrying two hammers. The strong man with a big beard shouted: "Sun Wukong, didn't you go to the West with Monk Tang to seek Buddhist scriptures? Are you here to cause trouble?" What to do!"

This guy was obviously shouting at Sun Wukong, but his eyes were staring wildly at Duan Muxiang.

Duan Muxiang wanted to laugh, knowing that you gods can more or less see through ordinary transformation techniques, and you can also see the true self of the soul, but you staring at me so directly seems to be not taking Sun Wukong seriously.

Sure enough, Sun Wukong grinned and shook the stick, "What a fart! You still won't lead us to see the Jade Emperor!"

The giant spirit god came back to his senses, raised his eyebrows with Sun Wukong with a smile, and then waved to lead them in.

Duan Muxiang frowned and wondered, what was the look in the eyes of this giant spirit god just now? Why did it seem like the brothers in the dormitory knew each other?

Rubbing his eyes, he was probably too tired and misread.

Soon after entering the Lingxiao Palace, Duan Muxiang entered the state of the movie king. She bent her back and bent her hands slightly like a monkey. She saluted briefly to the Jade Emperor, and then started talking back and forth, "You are fake!" ''I am real! ''You are a monster! '

The Jade Emperor still looks very majestic. Duanmuxiang commented: Not as handsome as me!

Naturally, the Jade Emperor and the immortal family in the palace had known about this for a long time. They had suffered again when the monkey blew himself up. There is a saying that "there is great terror between life and death". This kind of terror is really not just for words. The feeling of merit backfired and karma added to the body, even if he is the Jade Emperor, his legs will tremble with fear.

This is not an exaggeration, it is really uncomfortable. You must know that as the Lord of Heaven, he is not included in the previous catastrophes. He has a sense of sitting back and watching the changes. But this time, the theme is just the rise of Buddhism, and the scene is also the journey to the west. At first glance, it has nothing to do with him, the Jade Emperor, or the Heavenly Court. But at the moment when the monkey self-destructs, huge karma overwhelmingly envelopes all the gods!

Almost instantly, fear enveloped the entire heaven and Buddhism, and it was probably the same on the Taoist side.

Everyone asked and discussed with each other in fear. This feeling was obviously the backlash of heaven caused by the interference with the calamity. Simply put, they were all jealous of heaven, and no one knew what would happen in the future.

An example is the once-conferred gods calamity. This does not mean that you can avoid it by staying behind closed doors, nor does it mean that you can avoid it by how high your status is. After all, the Jade Emperor can be replaced by someone else, and Lingshan can't do it. It must be Tathagata...

Although the monkey had died before, his soul was still there that time, and he just had to wait for reincarnation and start his journey to the west again. But this time, he had no choice but to ask the saints to work together to turn things around.

It's just that this time reversal does not involve reincarnation, because reincarnation involves thousands of heavens, and reincarnation does not change, and the memories of all the immortals in this world who have reached a certain level of cultivation will not change, so this big drama happened.

The thought in the Jade Emperor's mind changed and he came back to look at the two monkeys making noise in the hall. His eyes swept over Duanmuxiang and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, isn't it just a matter of knowing who is who? Where is Li Jing?" You can tell with just a look in the demon mirror!"

King Li Tianwang of Tota was obviously well prepared. He took out the demon mirror directly from his waist and looked at Duan Muxiang.

Duan Muxiang rolled her eyes, you were quite right...

The demon mirror looks like a bronze mirror from the lower world, surrounded by complicated patterns, which is a bit quaint. If an ordinary bronze mirror reflects a person, it will be a little distorted, but this demon mirror is different. After a while, a beauty begins to appear on the mirror!

Of course, this is Duan Muxiang. He has looked in the mirror countless times since he was a child. He knows his appearance very well, but he is just a little surprised. How can he be a bit girly? Is your mirror turned on for beauty?

Duan Muxiang didn't pay attention. Ever since he was a child, his classmates often joked about his masculine appearance. We are all children. Who didn’t have some classmates of both genders in their youth?

Li Jing looked at the face, then showed it to all the immortals, and announced loudly, "It is indeed the true form of the Great Sage!"

All the immortals: "Yes, yes, he is really a great sage!"

Duanmuxiang: "..."

But Li Jing pointed at Sun Wukong and shouted: "That monkey! Do you dare to take a photo?"

Sun Wukong resisted the urge to hit his sap and hummed: "Why don't you dare?"

As a result, the image of a fierce monkey soon appeared in the demon mirror, showing its teeth and claws in a very majestic manner.

Li Jing pretended to be surprised, "Oh, why is this a monkey? Are there two Sun Wukongs?"

Duan Muxiang curled her lips, this acting was a bit exaggerated!

After hearing this, Sun Wukong jumped up and came to Li Jing, grabbing his arm, "What two monkeys? I am real, he is fake!"

Duan Muxiang also jumped to the other side of Li Jing and grabbed his arm, "What two monkeys? I am real and he is fake!"

Li Jing was stunned for a moment. There is no such paragraph in the script. You just tear me apart. I don't know how to act?

In a daze, he suddenly felt a ball of paper in his palm, and he clenched it subconsciously. The two monkeys immediately left his side and began to fight in the center of the hall.

Not to mention, after Duanmuxiang was taught by Sun Wukong for a while, he was able to perform the stick technique so well that many gods looked at it and nodded.

But Li Jing took a step back, opened the note without leaving a trace, and then his eyes suddenly widened...

(End of this chapter)