My players are so fierce.

Chapter 1072 1070. Brother Cat Passes Three Levels: Marriage Teachings from Seniors (Physics)
The stage that was set up overnight was surrounded by players who came to join in the fun of the offline party.

Some were cheering for the lively arena, some were running around this quaint town as if they were on a tour, and some were already sitting at the table, eating melon seeds, smoking, chatting, and guessing who would win or lose in the arena.

Today, the number of players who brought their families here exceeded one thousand, and with the original residents of the town also coming to join in the fun, this place is filled with the atmosphere of a market.

"Wow, there are so many people, it's so lively! I like it here."

Xiao Ashina, who was sitting in a wheelchair, also became happy.

She seldom saw such a festive scene. Holding the cotton candy bought for her by Lanhua, she kept looking towards the ring. Giant Shark, relying on his tall stature and thick skin, had fought seven games in a row.

Unfortunately, in real-life ring fights, one has to consider the issue of energy. Even though the giant shark is young and full of energy, he was a little out of breath after fighting seven games in a row.

However, compared with the physical fatigue, the giant shark is extremely satisfied mentally at this moment.

He is a crazy guy who likes to be in the spotlight. It's okay to enjoy the cheers in the game, but the feeling of being sought after by everyone in real life is as refreshing as drinking a glass of ice water in the hot summer.

What’s more important is that there are quite a few wealthy players and gluttons here today, and Mr. Niu has explicitly said that he doesn’t want any gift money, so everyone contributes a little bit, so the prize money for the four stages has now exceeded 100,000 yuan each.

Tsk tsk, except for guys like Jusha who are stupid and rich and don't care about the extra stuff, who wouldn't want to join in the fun if they have a little bit of kung fu skills?

If you win, wouldn’t you make a lot of money?

However, with the arrival of Brother Cat and his group, the warm-up arena activity is coming to an end, and Brother Cat's main dish of passing three levels is about to be served. The players urged Giant Shark and his group to finish their work quickly and leave, leaving the venue free for today's protagonists.

So the giant shark immediately started to taunt:
"I say, you guys are at least known as warriors!"

The black shirt of the giant shark was now covered with fist and foot marks, and his face was bruised but not seriously. He grabbed the microphone from the innocent host and shouted to the players below:

"Is there not even one person who can fight? I've been waiting since morning and I still don't feel satisfied! Come on, challenge me!"

"Zhao, this guy! He's going too far."

The girl who was taking a beautiful selfie with a mobile phone stand in the crowd suddenly felt unhappy. She rolled up her sleeves and was about to go on stage but was stopped by several sisters around her. "Are you going to make everyone laugh to death by going on stage with your skinny arms and legs?"
"Don't go! You're a hunter. You're tired of even doing yoga in real life. You can't beat that lunatic, Giant Shark."

"Who said I can't fight? I've practiced self-defense. Hey, cook, you! You go!"

Xiuhua was pulled back with a look of dissatisfaction on her face, but she soon found her "thug" and shouted to the Star Soul Eagle who was wearing a chef's hat and carrying a few fish to the kitchen:
"Cook, go and shoot down that giant shark!"

"Ah? I fight a giant shark?"

The Star Soul Eagle, who was invited to cook, didn't expect that he would have his own things to do today.

But when he took one look at Xiuhua's angry expression, he felt that if he refused, he would probably end up in a terrible situation.

He could only helplessly hand the few fish in his hands to Uncle Fording who was cheering beside him and asked him to help hold them. He then took off his chef hat and clothes and stuffed them into Lao Qu's hands. Finally, he stepped onto the stage amid everyone's encouragement of "Fuck that stupid giant shark".

The giant shark was also happy to see the Star Soul Eagle coming up, and he immediately taunted:
"No, buddy, you should go cook. I'm waiting to eat in a while."

"you boy"

The Star Soul Eagle was so angry that he laughed.

He stretched his strong arms and warmed up on the spot, then said to the giant shark:
"No matter how powerful you are in the game, it's fake. I am indeed a cook, but I also have a provincial judo champion medal. Three minutes! I'll finish you off and teach you a lesson."

"boast!"

The giant shark roared and pounced forward, but within fifty seconds, the Star Soul Eagle threw it to the ground with a back throw and then locked it up with a few ground moves.

There is no such outrageous thing as "dominant body" in reality. After the joints were held, the giant shark screamed in pain. The more he struggled, the tighter the Star Soul Eagle locked him. He had no choice but to admit defeat and surrender.

As he stepped down from the stage in disgrace, he heard the Star Soul Eagle say to him:
"You can do whatever you want in the game, but if you want to protect yourself in real life, you should learn wrestling. At your current level, you are at most a fighting enthusiast, and you still need to practice! Knowing one or two wrestling techniques in street fighting is much better than the fancy ones you are learning now.

If you want to learn, come to me and I can teach you for free."

After saying that, the Star Soul Eagle, who had won a great victory, stepped down from the stage amid everyone's cheers, took his fish and went to the kitchen to help.

He didn't even claim the 100,000 yuan prize money for the competition.

However, the four arenas were successively decided. Except for the giant shark, the other three arenas were swept by the old martial arts masters in the town. The reputation of the town of martial arts is well deserved. One of Mr. Niu's old chess friends is almost sixty years old, but he can still beat his brothers in the chess world with his powerful Monkey King Pi Gua, making them flee in panic.

The fighting in reality is obviously not the same as the flag-planting duel in the game. Under the premise of no bloodshed and respecting the elderly and loving the young, the value of victory or defeat is actually not that high.

But the arena is also a warm-up, and everyone just happily watches the fun and it's over.

As Grandpa Niu and his family came onto the stage, the audience below quieted down. The host, whose microphone had just been snatched away by the giant shark, was about to start the show, but saw Sister Pomegranate stride forward and gesture to him.

This made the host stunned for a moment, but when he saw the short stick in Sister Pomegranate's hand, he immediately backed down.

He obediently handed over the microphone, then thought for a while and decided not to stay on the stage and ran down to the crowd to be a happy spectator. Looking at his behavior, he didn't plan to find a host today. He received the money but didn't have to work and he could eat spectators.

Wow, it was so easy and enjoyable to make money today.

"Ahem, everyone knows me, so I won't introduce myself."

Sister Pomegranate, dressed in red, was not afraid of the stage. She picked up the microphone and shouted to the audience below:

"We didn't plan to make such a big event today, but my brothers and sisters came to show their support, and the Niu family can't let everyone come for nothing. Today, my boyfriend is visiting us for the first time. According to the rules of our Niu family, if you want to be a grandson-in-law, you have to pass three levels before you can enter the house.

The first level is my younger brother Niu Niu, the second level is my elder Teacher Li, and the third level is my uncle.

Only after passing the test can you enter to discuss matters. If you fail, you can only go home and fight again another day.

Since we are all children of the world, there is no need to waste time. Now let your cat brother prepare to accept the test of the Niu family. We are all witnesses today. Whether he wins or loses, he cannot cheat. If he is not capable enough, let him go back to where he came from!

What do you think? "

"Okay, okay!"

"I fully agree with this!"

"Sister Pomegranate, I love you!!!"

"Wow! Pomegranate admitted it!"

There were bursts of screams from the crowd below. Lumina, who had long been a "CP fanatic", covered her face with her hands and screamed like a crazy fan:

"She admitted that Brother Mao is her boyfriend. Wow, the sun is rising from the west! This couple is so good. I am going to die of sweetness today!"

"Hahaha, I saw it a long time ago. We are not blind. Come on, Brother Mao! Defeat Niu Niu and marry Shi Liu!"

"Knock Niu Niu down! I'm going to record his miserable appearance and show it to Amber. Hahahaha, today is such a fun day."

"Yes, yes, yes, I really like the name Jianghu Ernü. Come on, Brother Cat!"

There was a burst of booing below, and it suddenly became a sea of ​​joy. Boss Huo, who was standing high up in the back, was filming the scene with his mobile phone, while he patted the shoulder of Little Rich, who was eating melon seeds and watching the fun, and whispered:

"Be strong."

"I'm not strong at all. I just said it casually at the beginning."

Little Fu Ge is heartless. He is dressed very coquettishly today. He curled his lips, threw a melon seed into his mouth, chewed it with a crunching sound, and said:

"At that time, I was just being bullied by a bad guy and Shi Liu stood up for me, you know? I was just emotional at the time, there was nothing else to it. Her domineering personality makes her a good friend, and she is also a good wife.
Tsk, tsk, I can’t stand it.”

"Haha, just pretend."

Boss Huo, who was a childhood friend of Xiao Fu, sneered and said:
"Don't I know your character? But it's okay. If you miss it, you miss it. It's no problem. If you really catch Shi Liu, your life will be ruined. This girl is not an ordinary person. Just consider it a good deed if you don't drag her into the mess in your family."

"Who says it's not?"

Little Rich shrugged and said:

"Given Shi Liu's unwillingness to suffer any loss, I'm really afraid that she will go and break my brother and sister's legs. Although I really want to do that."

"Shut up! Let's watch the show. Brother Cat is here. Look! The wooden sword he's using has such a weird shape."

Chenyu, who was standing next to Boss Huo, was holding a telescope.

She saw the wooden sword that Brother Mao held in his reverse hand when he came on stage. It was longer than a broadsword but shorter than a Guandao, and it didn't have so many decorations, so it looked very peculiar.

Lao Huo and Xiao Fu Ge were not martial artists, so they didn't understand much about this. There were also people around them chattering about it, but none of them got to the point. Just as Chen Yu was about to take out her phone to search the scene, a voice rang out next to her, explaining casually:

"The variant of the Mo Dao is also called the Pozhen Dao, and in some places it is called Pu Dao. In fact, they are the same thing. Ordinary warriors don't practice this because it is too lethal. Once it is swung, it will either kill or injure. Only those who go into battle to kill the enemy will practice it.

It cannot be used without courage and strength. Unfortunately, there are very few sword manuals handed down now, and most of them are just lame adaptations."

"Ow?"

Chenyu turned around and saw a middle-aged man in a suit standing behind her. He wore photochromic lenses to protect his eyes, had a neat short beard, and was carrying a briefcase. He looked like an ordinary office worker. But the plain watch on his wrist betrayed him.

As a reserve rich wife, although Chenyu doesn't play with this stuff, she has a keen eye and can tell at a glance that it will cost at least seven figures to get it. And just that one glance made Chenyu a little puzzled, because this uncle's face seemed a little familiar.

Before she could take a closer look, there were bursts of exclamations from the crowd.

She turned around and raised the telescope to look, and saw Brother Mao, who was wearing loose green clothes, holding a formation-breaking knife and beating Niu Niu, who was holding a spear, back step by step.

Chenyu is not a fighting maniac in the game, but she has fought throughout the entire Black Disaster and has her own understanding of the fighting style.

At this moment, Brother Mao was like a tiger rushing down a mountain, while Niu Niu on the opposite side tried his best to resist but was still under great pressure from the blades that were swinging down and it was difficult for him to dodge. The difference in momentum between the two was like heaven and earth.

"Tsk, Xiaochuan has let the water go, it's boring."

The uncle next to her made another comment, causing Chenyu to look at him even more suspiciously.

At this time, Brother Cat, who was holding a knife and moving forward, also felt that the Bull in front of him was obviously not using his full strength. He chopped with the knife and said:
"You're so obviously letting the game go, be careful your sister will beat you up."

"Beat him up, you can't escape the beating anyway."

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Niu Niu grinned and said between the turns:

"I called you 'brother-in-law' today and let you beat me a few more times. Just think of it as taking the blame for my sister. Please be more tolerant of her in the future. I don't know when she will annoy you, but it's only a matter of time. You beat me today, so you can't hit my sister in the future!
I can’t get angry anymore.”

"I'm glad I didn't get beaten by her, you bastard."

Brother Cat was so angry that he laughed.

But what Niu Niu said made sense, and he couldn't take advantage of the situation to bully others. He took a few moves forward and forced Niu Niu into a desperate situation. After a few more moves, Niu Niu's spear was knocked down and he was defeated.

The cheers from the audience below did not stop.

There were only a few people who could really see through the trick. Most people thought that the fight was very exciting, especially when Brother Cat swung his knife and chopped with his sword, his momentum was really as if he was going to split the bull in half, causing the giant shark in the crowd to shrink his head involuntarily.

He complained:

"This is so unfair. How the hell can we fight this? It's hopeless enough in the game. If we really fight in real life, I guess I can't even last ten moves."

"Aren't you talking nonsense?"

The Wumiao brother next to him waved a flag to cheer and complained:

"I heard that Mao Ge's great-grandfather had fought against the French at Zhennan Pass. His grandmother and Master Qin were comrades-in-arms. They are the descendants of a legitimate general. It's normal that they can't beat them. But I always feel that Niu Niu's defeat was a bit deliberate. Could this guy let them win?"

Niu Niu now returned to the back with a wooden spear in his hand. Sister Pomegranate pretended to hit him, causing Niu Niu to shrink his neck.

But in the end, the slap did not land. It was estimated that Sister Pomegranate also noticed her younger brother's intention. However, Brother Mao on the stage had almost no time to rest. When he saw Teacher Li coming forward with a stick at his eyebrows, he obviously became alert, drank a sip of water and stepped forward to greet him.

"You're going to fight again later, so I won't fight you anymore."

Teacher Li said with a smile:
"Only ten moves, Xiaomu, but I won't let you down."

"bring it on."

Brother Mao rushed forward to attack, but just as he swung his sword, Teacher Li swept his sword downward and almost knocked his weapon off his feet. His idea of ​​charging forward with the sword was instantly blocked.

The pressure was so great that Brother Mao stepped back, and Teacher Li stepped forward with a stick and poked him three times in a row before shaking it out, turning the situation into a replica of the one between Brother Mao and Niu Niu just now. Even the audience who didn't understand martial arts realized the danger.

There was less cheering from the audience, especially the audience in the front row, who held their breath.

"Why did the fight take so long?"

A person in the crowd who had come to join in the fun was holding his own excited baby daughter to watch the fun. He complained quietly:

"Didn't we agree that there were only ten moves?"

"Brother, ten moves doesn't mean ten times of attack. Only when you exchange one move after another can it be considered a complete round. So, it's called ten moves, but it's actually a little longer than you think."

The Meowth Shark next to her handed the little girl a lollipop and explained something to the old man.

In the stands at the back, Chenyu couldn't help but scream when she saw Brother Mao getting into danger again and again, while Lao Huo and Xiao Fu Ge were also fascinated by the scene. A few minutes later, when Brother Mao was hit on the left leg by a stick, Chenyu screamed even more.

Hiss, it looks like it hurts.

"Don't worry, it's just a little painful but not too severe."

The strange uncle put down his briefcase and commented calmly:
"But this Yang family kid is a little too weak. If he can't even resist this, how can he be qualified to enter the Niu family?"

"Is this man sick?"

Chenyu complained bitterly in her heart.

The old man has called his grandson son-in-law, which means that today's matter is just a formality. Everyone is happily making a good thing happen. Why are you gossiping behind his back?

Brother Mao and Little Pomegranate are a perfect match. Six thousand foreign heroes and Lord Murphy all approve of their marriage, but you don't?

Who are you?
As Chenyu was complaining in her heart, the show was over in a flash with only ten moves on the stage.

Teacher Li's last stick was about to poke Brother Mao in the chest, but he feinted and took the initiative to withdraw the move. The stick at the level of his eyebrows made a cool stick flower in Lao Li's hand and fell to the ground with a bang. Lao Li clasped his fists to Brother Mao and said:
“I’ll only use ten moves to let you know that everything has its limits. You should be patient when you should be patient and retreat when you should retreat, especially when you are getting along with each other in the future.

Both of you have strong personalities. If you don't back down when faced with difficulties, you will sooner or later get into trouble. The two of you can only stay together for a long time if you work together to overcome difficulties. You must know that vows made to each other are not as good as mutual support, and how can you grow old together if you are confronting each other head-on?
Pomegranate is a good child, don't let her down."

"Thank you for your advice, Teacher Li."

Brother Mao also greeted him with a knife.

After passing the second level, he did not go forward immediately. This time he rested for several minutes before going on stage again.

This wave was just like a star boxer. During the break, his brothers came forward to rub his shoulders and handed him a towel. Thousands of other player brothers also came to cheer him on. It was very lively.

The third level required him to defeat Shi Liu's uncle. As soon as the opponent started to show his familiar boxing skills, Brother Mao felt a pain in his liver. He had been beaten by this set of punches many times when sparring with Shi Liu before.

But when the two men fought, as soon as they got close, they heard the other whisper:

"I'll punch with my left fist and you punch with your right fist, saving your strength to hit my armpit."

"what?"

Brother Cat was confused. What was this doing?
Is the drain so obvious?
As a result, Uncle Niu punched him on the shoulder while he was still in a daze, and he retreated several steps. The middle-aged man shook his head, then rushed forward and whispered:
"You don't know the flaws of my boxing set. How are you going to deal with family conflicts in the future?"

"???"

"Xiaochuan took the beating for Shi Liu. Old Li taught you to be tolerant for Shi Liu's own good, but family members know their own business. My crazy girl has been spoiled by the old man since she was a child. When she becomes arrogant, you can't just coax her. If you keep giving in, she will only become more arrogant, so you have to suppress her when necessary and be careful about the degree.

The next punch to your chest will be a false one, the killer move is in your legs.

Block the counterattack."

"boom"

The wooden sword firmly blocked Uncle Niu's raised left leg, and the latter's serious face suddenly broke into a smile and said:
"Yes, that's it. The third move, Butterfly Through Flowers, is a fake move, just to lock your joints. If you are caught, then we can declare it over."

Brother Mao immediately retreated to avoid Uncle Niu's dazzling close combat. When the latter saw Brother Mao dodge, his momentum suddenly changed, and he took a step forward to press forward again.

"Breaking these three moves is enough. Family conflicts are usually resolved at this point. But if I let them go again, the old man will punish me by making me kneel in the ancestral hall. So, Xiaomu, we have to get serious next."

"what?"

Upon hearing this, Brother Mao immediately took precautions, but Uncle Niu accelerated to dodge the blade and counterattacked. He closed the distance and hit Brother Mao's waist and abdomen first, then his shoulders. He then used a butterfly palm to push Brother Mao's chin from bottom to top, making the latter lose balance. Then he pressed Brother Mao's knee with his left leg and forced him to fall to the ground.

This was already a fight in which the opponent held back.

If it was a real fight, the butterfly palm and phoenix eye punch on the chin would probably make Brother Mao unconscious on the spot. At this moment, Chenyu in the stands was still waiting for the "off-site explanation", but when she turned around, the strange uncle who always pointed out the tricks and routines at the critical moment was gone.

The latter seemed to be tired of the show and left early. I don’t know how he managed to jump down the three-story shelf so quietly without alarming the people around him?

Could this be a master as well?
Chenyu looked around but couldn't find anyone. She stamped her feet and complained:

"Why is this weirdo walking without making any sound? He's just like a ghost. Ugly people are always the cause of mischief. Oh my, Little Pomegranate, this ceremony was really well organized. If I have a daughter in the future, I will also hold a martial arts competition to find her husband. It will be so lively.

Where's my phone? It was in my pocket just now.

Lost it? "

(End of this chapter)