The Great Master of Picking Up Girls

It was exactly eight o'clock in the night, and suddenly a small spot of white light appeared in the dark sky, and it fell down like lightning and flint, and hit the bluestone board in front of the pavilion on the back mountain of Chuncheng No. [-] Middle School with a bang.

The slate shattered!

Countless broken stones shot in all directions like sharp arrows, one of which happened to pass through the back of the hand of Zhang Dong, a bad third-year student who was sleeping on the white stone railing in the gazebo, causing a wound about three inches long, which took him from the red to the green to the left. The spring dream in the right hug woke up, a carp jumped up, covered the bleeding wound, and shouted angrily: "Who is plotting against me? Get out!"

The surrounding area was silent, without any human figure, only countless tree shadows swaying like ghosts in the dark night, and there was a strange breath in the air.

Zhang Dong felt chills in his heart, he didn't dare to stay here anymore, he ran towards the classroom in small steps, but after only three steps, he stepped on a round object, slipped to the ground, cursed and got up , Looking at the dim light in the distance, I found that what I stepped on just now turned out to be a billiard ball, and it was a white cue ball.

Zhang Dong reckoned that someone had thrown this billiard ball at him just now, which woke him up from his wonderful dream, so he became furious and kicked it.

"Whoosh~"

The billiard ball flew up under the force, flew more than ten meters away, and then smashed into the flowers and trees, startling a few birds, fluttering in the darkness.

Strangely, after the billiard ball hit the ground, it emitted a glistening white light, dispelling the darkness, and illuminating the nearby flowers and plants in a clear blue.

"Can billiard balls glow?"

Zhang Dong suddenly became interested, and walked over to pick it up. The blood on his hand inevitably stained the surface of the billiard ball and was absorbed by it. An electronically synthesized voice without the slightest emotion came out of it: "Blood analysis... gene confirmation... ...The binding is successful!"

"Whoosh~"

The billiard ball suddenly turned into a white ray of light, and went through Zhang Dong's nostrils like lightning, and came to a mysterious area in his mind, turned into a white dot, suspended quietly, and then began to communicate mysteriously with Zhang Dong .

It turns out that this thing is not a billiard ball, but a wonderful technological instrument called a monitor, which was placed above the earth by a mysterious creature 46 billion years ago to monitor all changes in the earth from ancient times to the present, and record any creature from birth to death. All the surveillance video of death.

Any person or thing that has really existed in history and the events that have happened, countless treasures, countless ancient tombs, and countless historical secrets are recorded by the monitor, and even now all living creatures are still under the monitor of the monitor, regardless of the object Indoors or outdoors, day or night.

It can be said that it is a small grass in a deep mountain forest thousands of years ago, or an earthworm living in the soil, or even a small fish living in the sea, the monitor monitors it from life to death. All surveillance footage was recorded and preserved.

And because the monitoring device is bound to Zhang Dong, Zhang Dong can query the information in it.

It is very convenient to operate, as long as you say the simple information of the object or person you want to inquire in your heart, or look at someone or something with your eyes.

"Am I dreaming?"

Zhang Dong was shocked, he was stunned for a long time, and then he regained his sanity, twisted his thigh, and jumped up in pain, feeling that he was not dreaming, so he curiously said in his heart: "Check myself..."

In an instant, a huge virtual screen appeared in Zhang Dong's mind, showing Zhang Dong's information.

【Name】: Zhang Dong

【Sex: Male

[Native place]: Huaguo

【Era of Survival】: 1992~

【Occupation】：Student

[Force value]: one point

【Features】: None

[Portrait of current mood]: Flying into the sky is not a dream, the bee flies into the flowers.

[Surveillance video]: Screening...

The lower half of the screen was actually showing a movie, a baby boy fell to the ground and burst into tears, this baby boy was really Zhang Dong, after that was his experience of growing up slowly, and in the end he was a foolish look of infinite joy and dumbfounded.

Zhang Dong's heart beat wildly, he took out a fountain pen in his pocket tremblingly, and said, "Check this thing."

Soon, the query results are displayed on the screen.

【Name】: Water pen.

【Age of existence】: 10~

【Use】: writing

[Value]: 1 yuan

[Surveillance video]: Screening...

"All characters, no, it should be the data of all living things are included in the query, and all items can be identified. Isn't he an omniscient God? Identify antiques, dig underground treasures, restore history, steal secrets or business from other countries Confidential, deciphering mysteries, exposing corrupt officials, fortune-telling, dating girls... All of these can be done with a monitoring device. Can I still make a living? Do you still have to worry about poor grades, failing to get into college and having a good future? " Zhang Dong laughed loudly, he felt that life was full of hope, life was unprecedentedly beautiful, and all the unhappiness in the past would be far away from him.

"All this you think is not the main function of the monitor." The monitor said in an emotionless electronically synthesized voice. "The main function of the monitor is to make you powerful, and then guide and change the direction of civilization."

"Make me stronger? How to do it?" Zhang Dong, who was happy in his heart, automatically ignored the last sentence of the monitor, "guiding and changing the direction of civilization". No one wants to refuse to become stronger, and Zhang Dong is no exception.

"It's very simple. Surveillance cameras keep surveillance videos of all human life. You can divide these people into various categories and make various lists, such as mathematicians, linguists, physicists, politicians, martial arts masters, Musicologists, paintings, calligraphy, sports...then transplant the monitoring experience of those outstanding people into the memory cells of your brain, and use a special way to let you experience their lives in a short time. In this way, You are like reincarnation and rebirth of them, knowing all their skills. It will be just around the corner to become stronger. However, you can only transplant it once a month, otherwise there will be a possibility of insanity." The monitor replied.

Zhang Dong was stunned by this ability of the monitor, his breathing was short of breath, his heart was beating wildly, and he murmured: "Then I want to have Xiang Yu's force!"

"no problem."

"I want to have Wang Xizhi's calligraphy skills!"

"of course can."

"I want to understand Tang Bohu's painting skills."

"Simple."

"I want to understand the medical skills of the genius doctor Hua Tuo."

"Small idea."

"I, I want to know the stock trading skills of the top stock trading master."

"too easy."

"I, I, ****, why haven't I woke up from this dream?" The smirk on Zhang Dong's face suddenly disappeared. There are too many good things and good things, and it really comes true, which makes him feel unreal.

"You are not dreaming, but you got the monitoring device, and then you have to become stronger as soon as possible, and then guide and change the evolution direction of civilization..." The monitoring device began to instill obligations and responsibilities in Zhang Dong.

But Zhang Dong had his left ear coming in and his right ear coming out, and he thought he was dreaming, with an evil smile on his face, and said: "Create a beauty list, and list the [-] most beautiful beauties on earth for me. I watch and enjoy."

"Please give the beauty pageant criteria." The monitor asked.

"18 to 25 years old, 1.6 meters 1.7 to [-] meters [-] in height, the rest is based on the aesthetic standards of our Chinese people." Zhang Dongxie said with a smile.

In less than a second, a hundred images of beauties from all over the world were arranged from top to bottom on the left side of the screen.

The girl who ranked first was named Shangguan Yan. She was 1.7 meters tall and weighed 110 kilograms. She was currently located in Xijing, Huaguo.

She is slender and graceful, with a beautiful face, snowy muscles that can be broken, and a frown and a smile that can't move people's hearts. Coincidentally, she is taking a bath at this time, and the curling water vapor rises, enveloping a beautiful and graceful body without a trace of blemish... …

The rest of the beauties are either enchanting, coquettish, pure, or glamorous, all of them are peerless, and all of them can draw out the soul of a man.

Zhang Dong's face was red, his nose was bleeding wildly, and he exclaimed in his heart: "Ah, this dream was done so well that I dreamed of a hundred different peerless beauties. How wonderful it would be if this wasn't a dream?"

After being obsessed for a long time, he murmured: "Don't wake up, don't. Now I got the monitoring device in my dream. It seems that it is easy to be strong and rich. Let's see how other rich people live their lives."

He ordered again: "Build a rich list, and show me the 100 richest people on the planet at the same time."

So a rich list was established, arranged from top to bottom, located on the right side of the beauty list.

Ranked first is an American named Hauge, with a wealth of two trillion US dollars, who is not the well-known Gates at all.

And Gates is still on the rich list, ranking fifth.

There are three people from Huaguo on the list, and their wealth exceeds 3000 billion U.S. dollars.

These wealthy people are all extraordinary, with a sense of self-confidence from the bottom of their bones. When they go in and out, there are a lot of luxury cars, countless mansions, exquisite food, rich and colorful private lives, movie stars, singers, Miss World, supermodels, school beauties...

Zhang Dong was so envious that his eyes turned green, he secretly thought that since he was dreaming, it was rare to be so realistic, then with my intentional guidance, maybe he could make the dream more beautiful.

He began to mutter: "I am a rich man, I am a rich man, a beautiful wife and beautiful concubine, a luxury car and a mansion..."

However, no matter how he hinted and guided him, he did not become a rich man. Instead, the old-fashioned electronic voice of the monitor sounded in his mind: "Zhang Dong, you need to work hard to become a rich man. The monitor can only assist you. Please help me out." Take action as soon as possible. Remind again, you are not dreaming, definitely not dreaming, but a real thing..."

"Not a dream?"

Zhang Dong twisted his thigh a few times again, grinning his teeth in pain, but once again proved that he was not dreaming, his face was full of ecstasy, his eyes shone with a scorching light that could melt gold and iron, he jumped and shouted: "I Developed, really developed, it is not an exaggeration to describe it as reaching the sky in one step!!”