The Great Master of Picking Up Girls

"Did you see that the screen style is different?" the monitor pointed out.

"I've seen it a long time ago. There is no ice or snow on this screen. The material is very strange, and the paper on the surface is also very magical. Therefore, it has not been broken for more than 30 billion years, and there is not even a trace of dust. And this picture only occupies the screen. Half, there seems to be some mystery." Zhang Dong touched his chin and said, "Monitor, don't dawdle, tell me how to start the test set by the Ice and Snow Emperor, there is no time to waste now, the purple-haired old devil is rapidly becoming stronger. "

"Well, I don't know how to start the test. I just monitored that she took out such a screen from the void storage space and put it here, and then she drew such a picture on the screen, and then put a white jade net When the bottle was slapped on the screen, the jade bottle disappeared, and she also said softly: I am looking forward to your appearance, I am looking forward to your growth, will you be handsome? I hope the gift I left for you can help you. " said the monitor.

Zhang Dong was stunned, since Emperor Ice and Snow spoke so softly, he really seemed to be moved by spring, and the monitor said that she left a gift for her future husband, it was really not nonsense.

Without hesitation, he forced a drop of blood essence onto the screen, and began to use the most common method to refine the screen. Since it can store items, it must be a magic weapon. Maybe it can be refined. Once refined, it can be refined. Get the treasure inside.

However, the refining was not successful, and then he used other refining methods, which also failed.

Immediately, he became anxious, grabbed the screen with both hands, and lifted it up vigorously, wanting to send it to the fairy cave, but what shocked him was that the screen was obviously placed on the ground of ice and snow, but he couldn't shake it Not even a slight push is possible.

"I really don't believe it."

Unconvinced, Zhang Dong held the Vajra Seal on his body, and lifted it vigorously again. Unfortunately, it was still his nephew playing the lantern, which had no effect.

Zhang Dong was completely shocked by this. Using the golden steel seal, even a mountain can be overturned, but he couldn't lift the screen?

It seems that you can't use brute force, you have to use wisdom.

So he stared at this portrait with wide eyes, and gradually fell into a magical situation. He seemed to see that the Ice and Snow Emperor was looking at him with a smile like a flower. Bewildered by her peerless beauty, she boldly put her hands on her charming face and her bulging breasts, and began to caress obsessively.

After just touching it twice, the body of the Ice and Snow Emperor emitted white light, and the entire screen also emitted white light, as if the Ice and Snow Emperor was angry.

Zhang Dong woke up with a start, not only did not stop, but even more obsessed with stroking, and muttered in his mouth: "Ice and Snow Emperor, you have been waiting for billions of years for your husband to appear, why don't you hurry up and take out the gifts left behind? "

As soon as he finished speaking, the screen changed miraculously. Countless vast mountains and rivers emerged from the blank background. It turned out to be an extremely beautiful picture of mountains and rivers, which could make anyone lose their minds.

But it only existed for a moment, and this picture of mountains and rivers quietly disappeared again, as if it had never existed, and the screen and the portrait of the Ice and Snow Emperor also stopped shining, without any change.

Zhang Dong stared blankly at the screen for a while, then gritted his teeth suddenly, and a Wushuang pen appeared in his hand, and he quickly drew in the air. , It took him more than ten minutes to draw the picture of mountains and rivers in the air, and then he shouted: "Go!"

As a result, the mountain and river map he drew in the air just now suddenly attached to the screen, forming the exact same background as before, and it was really the same without any difference.

The screen suddenly shone brightly, and the white light came out like a horse. Even the Ice and Snow Emperor riding on the dragon also emitted a thick white light, and her high bun magically spread out. , floating in the air like a waterfall, a bright red cloud appeared on the pretty face that can be broken by blows, and the sparkling eyes actually projected a light of joy, which projected onto Zhang Dong's face, and he couldn't move away .

"Ice and Snow Emperor, quickly tell my husband, how can I refine this screen?" Zhang Dong said boldly.

"Come and ride the dragon with me." The portrait of the Ice and Snow Emperor actually spoke, and the voice was like an oriole singing, like a spring water ding-dong, which was especially beautiful.

"Riding a dragon together? How is this possible?" Zhang Dong was stunned, scratching his hair with his fingers, unable to figure out how he got to the portrait and riding a dragon with the Ice and Snow Emperor.

However, the Ice and Snow Emperor didn't give any hint, just looked at him expectantly.

Zhang Dong thought hard for a while, then he came to understand. He used the Wushuang pen to paint again, and quickly drew his own portrait realistically. With a light wave of his sleeve, the portrait blended into the screen like lightning. On the top, with both hands around the willow waist of the Bingxue Emperor, holding her in his arms, they rode a dragon and flew together, looking like a pair of immortals.

As soon as the painting was finished, the screen emitted an incredibly strong suction force, sucking Zhang Dong into it.

Inside turned out to be a world with compelling aura, the sea is vast and boundless, and he was hugging the Ice and Snow Emperor riding a dragon and flying. Her ten thousand zhang black hair fluttered on him with the wind, and the fragrance was overwhelming, and the beauty in his arms was soft and soft. Warm and touching.

"Pfft..."

How could Zhang Dong bear such a beautiful treatment?Nosebleeds gushed out wildly, but the strange thing was that the nosebleeds disappeared as soon as they hit the air.

"Zhang Dong, I have finally waited for you. I have been waiting very hard. More than 30 billion years is really too long." The Ice and Snow Emperor said in an excited and sad voice.

"You, you actually know my name? How is this possible?" Zhang Dong said in shock.

"I practice the way of deduction. When the purple-haired old devil came to the earth and tried to destroy the earth, I deduced it immediately and rushed back as fast as possible, but I was still a step too late. The ice and snow secret realm has been destroyed, and the earth is in danger. Myself and all my fellow Taoists are in danger. I was heartbroken and started to deduce again. After spending a million years of life, I finally deduced a trace of life, and you are this trace of life. Now that you have appeared, I don’t know how happy I am.” Bingxue The Great Emperor said in a vicissitudes of life.

Zhang Dong suddenly realized that there is such a magical deduction method that can deduce the situation billions of years later. He forcibly pulled her over, looked at her with hot and intoxicated eyes, breathed deeply the refreshing fragrance, and praised He said: "Bingxue, you are so beautiful, you have taken my soul away."

"This is just a faint thought, an imperfect phantom. The deity is countless times more beautiful than it, and the higher the cultivation level of a woman, the more she conforms to the rules of the world, and the more beautiful she is. My cultivation level is better than those on Earth. Time is much deeper, and naturally it is also much more beautiful." A delicate red cloud appeared on the pretty face of the Ice and Snow Emperor, and he said softly but firmly, "If I am still alive, I will always wait for you, wait for you to marry me..."

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