The Great Master of Picking Up Girls

Seeing the grandmaster hat in the red ball, the Qilin old man who presided over the ceremony was so happy that his beard was raised in the air, and his eyes were narrowed into a line when he smiled. He carefully put the grandmaster hat on a red tray, and then excitedly Quickly opened the second red ball.

It turned out to be a sculpture of a happy family. The couple wore the most exquisite clothes and cuddled together. Their faces were full of happiness and satisfaction, and their eyes were full of deep love. Four chubby children were standing next to them. Playing games in front of them, their faces are full of happiness, they are two boys and two girls.

"Ah, love each other for a lifetime, many children and grandchildren?"

All the Qilin people cheered wildly again, the Qilin King and Qilin Queen even embraced each other excitedly, they were so satisfied with such an auspicious item.

Among the nearly one thousand red balls, there are many items belonging to the couple’s family, only this one is the most auspicious, and the rest are not very auspicious, or are cursed, for example, some are missing arms and legs, and their faces are full of sorrow and joy Miserable, even with no children and grandchildren, choking each other's necks, all kinds of strange things make people shudder.

After cheering for a while, the old man opened the third ball full of anticipation. It turned out to be a flat peach carved out of wood. goods.

"It's great, it's great, it's really great, the husband and wife live a long life, and the children and grandchildren live a long life."

The old man shouted crazily, and the rest of the Qilin tribe also cheered excitedly, with a strong color of joy floating in the air.

Qi Xunyi and Qi Nanrong were so happy that their hearts would burst, and their delicate bodies were trembling with excitement. The lover's luck was against the sky, and they got three top-level mascots. The marriage was completed, and a happy life was about to begin. After a while, you can accept the blessing of the Qilin King, and then enter the bridal chamber.

Only Zhang Dong looked indifferent, and muttered in his heart: "Brother has a monitoring device, he knows the items in it clearly, and he also knows the meaning of these items clearly. mascot, that's really weird."

"Congratulations to the Qilin King, congratulations to the Qilin Queen, congratulations to the son-in-law, congratulations to the princess, and congratulations to Qi Nanrong."

The old man held the red tray high above his head and shouted beamingly, and the rest of the Qilin tribe also shouted beamingly.

Amid such cheers, Qi Xunyi and Qi Nanrong, who were extremely happy in their hearts, were quickly helped by the maids into a specially arranged bridal chamber in the cave, and Zhang Dong was also invited to the hall of the cave by the Qilin King and Qilin Queen middle.

Some special guests poured in like a tide, basically all Zhang Dong, Qi Xunyi and Qi Nanrong's classmates, there were thousands of people.

Goose Flying Blue Sky, Wu Yaxiang, Yu Shasha, Feng Xunhua, He Pianpian, Ying Xinxin, Ying Lingling, and Kong Caiping also came in. They simply came in to watch the excitement and see how Zhang Dong entered the bridal chamber.

Zhang Dong was a little embarrassed because his clothes were cut into pieces and had to let the god clothes float out of his body, so it looked weird.

After a few weird rituals, it's time to break through the third level.

The third level was presided over by an exceptionally beautiful girl from the Qilin family. She said a few festive words in a clear and pleasant voice, and then she smiled and said: "Now, please ask the princess to ask the question and the son-in-law to answer it. It must be a little more difficult." Son, don't let the water go."

"Yes, no water, absolutely no water." All the guests echoed excitedly.

When the voice stopped, a maid's charming voice came from the bridal chamber: "Everyone be quiet, the princess' question is coming, may I ask: magpie, phoenix, or peacock, who is suitable to be a waiter?"

Everyone froze for a moment, wondering what kind of subject this is?Why is it so weird?

Zhang Dong gave an evil laugh, and replied without hesitation, "It's a peacock, because peacocks can open bottles."

"Hahaha... bang bang bang..."

Everyone leaned back and laughed and applauded wildly. This question is so interesting. Zhang Dong is so smart that he thought of the answer in an instant.

"The answer is correct." The maid's coquettish voice sounded, "The second question: When did Dad act like a child?"

Everyone was stunned again. This question became even more strange. What is the correct answer? While thinking, they cast their eyes on Zhang Dong's face to see how he would answer.

Zhang Dong thought for a few seconds, then answered with a smile: "In front of grandpa."

"Hahaha... bang bang bang..."

Everyone laughed and applauded excitedly again, because when they heard this, the answer was correct, which shows that Zhang Dong is really quick-witted.

Qilin King, Qilin Queen, and those respected elders all watched happily, and they were very satisfied with Zhang Dong, the son-in-law.

"My son-in-law's answer is correct. Here comes the third question. May I ask: Where can I see the biggest moon?" The maid's charming voice came from the room.

"On the moon." Zhang Dong replied without thinking.

"Clap clap clap..."

The applause burst into the sky and did not stop for a long time.

Qi Xunyi and Qi Nanrong stood shyly and beaming behind the door of the bridal chamber, applauding happily, and the joy in Fang's heart was overflowing.

"What flowers are floating, what flowers are walking, and what flowers are blooming in the sky?"

"Snowflakes, waves, fireworks." Zhang Dong answered quickly.

After answering dozens of questions in a row, without a single mistake, all the guests and all the Qilin people were shocked to the point of stupidity. Could it be that these questions were discussed by their husband and wife first?

But it doesn't look like it, because sometimes Zhang Dong has to think for a while, the expression is really too realistic.

It seems that Zhang Dong is really a rare talent.

Zhang Dong secretly laughed in his heart: "Brother has an all-knowing monitoring device, even if some questions cannot be answered, as long as the monitoring device inquires, the answer will come out naturally, what kind of question can be difficult for brother?"

The door of the bridal chamber opened with a bang, and two beautiful maids came out of it, calling out coquettishly: "Consort, you can enter the bridal chamber now."

"Clap clap clap..."

The crowd applauded wildly again.

Zhang Dong clasped his fist at everyone, and walked into the bridal chamber with a smile, supported by two beautiful maids.

This room is very large and specially decorated to make it extraordinarily festive.

The princess Qi Xunyi and the personal maid Qi Nanrong each wore a piece of red cloth, standing slim and graceful in the room, as soon as Zhang Dong came in, Qi Xunyi threw herself into Zhang Dong's arms like a moth to a flame, and said adoringly : "Husband, you are too powerful, it is really easy for you to pass the level."

A happy and excited expression appeared on Zhang Dong's face, he took a deep breath of the rich fragrance, and reached out to lift the red cloth on her head, but a maid with sharp eyesight and quick hands grabbed Zhang Dong's hand, and called Said: "My son-in-law, you have to take a bath first, change into festive groom's clothes, and then go out to accept the blessings of Qilin King and Qilin Queen before you can lift the red cloth."

"Okay, I get it now."

Zhang Dong then put down his hand, hugged the princess tightly into his arms, and had a fiery lingering session.

Then he let go of the princess, hugged the somewhat bewildered Qi Nanrong into his arms, and whispered evilly in her ear, "Baby, are you willing to be my woman now?"

"Yes, I will be willing for life and life."

Qi Nanrong spoke in a mosquito-like low voice, and before she finished speaking, her pretty face was already as red as a rainbow in the sky, and her beautiful eyes were full of spring light, fortunately, she was covered by a red cloth, so Zhang Dong could not see it arrive.

A strong sense of accomplishment welled up in Zhang Dong's heart. It took him half a day to eliminate the resentment and resentment in the heart of this beauty who was no less beautiful than the princess, and her cultivation was even two levels higher than the princess. Regret falling in love with him, what kind of superb method of picking up girls is this?

(Urgently ask for monthly tickets and red tickets.)