The Great Master of Picking Up Girls

On the morning of March 490, 3 BC, the sun just emerged from the sky, casting a golden light that shone on the boundless land and the endless sea.

Suddenly, a huge black hole appeared in the sky, and then a cylindrical thing fell out of it, and slammed on the weedy ground with a bang, immediately smashing the ground into a deep pit, and the smoke rose hundreds of feet high.

Then, the lid of the cylinder was opened, and Zhang Dong flew out of it with a wicked smile.

At that time, as soon as he returned to the cave from the ground, he immediately summoned all his subordinates and lovers who were ready, and even kidnapped his mother-in-law, Goose Baiyu, and two maids, Xiaoyu and Xiaoyi, who didn't know about it, and drove back to the sky to travel through time and space. .

"Monitor, what is this place?"

As soon as Zhang Dong flew back to the sky, he looked at the surrounding environment with surprised eyes, and found that it turned out to be a huge island with beautiful scenery, just like a picture, the sky was blue, and the air was extremely pure, with a smell of sea water. Can't help but ask.

"This is an island that does not exist in later generations. Its area is no less than Taiwan. It is the most suitable place for you to stay now, because no matter how hard you try, it will not change history, because this island will naturally sink in ten years." Monitor answer.

"The monitoring device is really thoughtful." Zhang Dong admired in his heart, and without hesitation, he placed the fairy cave in a beautiful valley, leaving a gate for entering and exiting, standing at the door, smiling and shouting: "Everyone Come out and have a look, we have crossed over."

Chen Xiaojiao smiled and ran out first, followed by Guo Yu, Murongying, Jiao Xingyan, Ying Bingbing, Bai Suzhen, Xiaoqing and dozens of beauties, and then, the five tiger generals with Yingzibing, Dianzibing, etc. , Lu Zibing came out in a mighty way, this time even Zhong Tian, ​​Zou Dong and his girlfriend Wang Jiali also came, of course, Zhang Kuiying Pao Pao was also among them.

Everyone visited the island excitedly, and then went back to the fairy cave to practice. For them, traveling through time and space means more than ten years of training time, and the fairy cave is full of spiritual energy, which is the most suitable place for cultivation .

Zhang Dong took out the Fantasy Jade Bridge and placed it next to the Fairy Cave, leaving an entrance and exit.

Just as he was about to go in, he saw Goose Baiyu walking out with Xiaoyu and Xiaoyi with a strong fragrance. His long hair fluttered like clouds, and his white skirt fluttered like a fairy. It was extremely alluring.

Zhang Dong's gaze was immediately attracted to him, and he fixed his eyes on the three peerless beauties, letting his emotions well up in his heart.

"Xiaodong, what is this place?" Goose Baiyu asked with a charming smile, not at all angry at Zhang Dong's scorching gaze.

"This is an island in the sea of ​​the human world. I see the beautiful scenery here, so I plan to practice here for a while. After Qiu Ling is born, I will go to other places to play." Zhang Dong said with a smile.

According to the records of the monitor, Xi Shi, the head of the four beauties in history, is 16 years old this year. She is already slim and graceful, even more beautiful than a fairy, but she will not be brought to the capital until next year by Fan Li.

Therefore, he doesn't need to be in a hurry, he can use this time to find the way of immortality, and then he can practice the body splitting magic skill and the underworld emperor's immortality formula. There will be eleven bodies practicing at the same time, and the progress will be extremely fast. At that time, It is estimated that Qiu Ling is also born, and then he can go to the beauty Xi Shi who makes his heart beat the most without any worries.

"The scenery here is indeed beautiful, and it is on the sea, which can open people's minds. And the aura in the dreamy jade bridge is abundant, which does not affect the cultivation, nor does it affect the child's development. Just practice hard and don't worry too much We, we know how to take care of ourselves." Goose Baiyu glanced at his slightly swollen abdomen with joy, then looked at Zhang Dong and said softly.

Since Goose Baiyu agreed, Zhang Dong naturally lived on this island with peace of mind.

According to the data recorded by the monitor, Zhang Dong found a dead tree on the island, but the dead tree had sprouted new branches and spit out emerald green leaves, swaying gently in the wind.

So he sat cross-legged under the dead tree, holding the preaching jade pendant given to him by the Ice and Snow Emperor, and entered the state of cultivation and epiphany.

After only one day of practice, he found that it was very different from the modern times, and the effect of practice and epiphany was much better.

In that time and space that belonged to him, he had to deal with the crisis of the purple-haired old devil, the plots of the tiger, shark, and lion clans, the attacks of the demon monks, and even worry about whether the clansmen would be killed by others. The genocide, the pressure is unprecedented.

But in this time and space, he has no pressure, no worries, no worries, and a sense of emptiness in his heart, which is of great benefit to seeking the way.

Half a year later, he has gained more understanding of the way of immortality, and has his own unique understanding, but what troubles him is that he still hasn't figured out what his soul imprint is. a little.

And the leaves of the new branches on this dead tree have turned yellow. Autumn is coming, and when the sea breeze blows, the leaves fall to the ground one after another, starting another cycle of life.

Zhang Dong suddenly realized something, as if he had realized something, and was about to try his best to grasp such a hint of inspiration, when he saw a light rain flying from the sky, landing beside him with a strong fragrance, and said excitedly: "My lord, the young lady is about to be born!" , you go quickly..."

The inspiration in Zhang Dong's head naturally dissipated. He took Xiao Yu and flew up into the sky. He came to the valley in a flash, and entered the Dreamy Jade Bridge in a flash. He hurriedly opened the door and walked into a golden house.

Before pushing the door to enter the room, the door was pulled, Xiao Yijiao said with a smile: "Grandpa, don't come in, just wait outside. I have been trained in this area and know how to deliver babies."

Zhang Dong nodded and didn't go in, Xiao Yu naturally hurried in to help.

After about an hour, a baby's cry sounded in the room.

As soon as he heard the baby's first cry, Zhang Dong felt as if he had been hit on the head by a thunderbolt. His whole body was numb and unable to move. His body slowly sat cross-legged on the ground, closed his eyes, and turned into a clay sculpture and wood carving. Full of shock and emotion.

And in his ears, the cry of the baby continued to sound like Hong Zhong Da Lu, as if telling him the miracle of life, telling the law of heaven, and answering the doubts that he couldn't understand in the past.

Who was I before I was born?

Who am I after I was born?

This question, which has caused countless talented people to scratch their heads but has no answer, came out of Zhang Dong's mind like a ghost. At the same time, the two strange images of him realizing the way of immortality in the past were clearly played back in front of his eyes like a movie. Chased and killed a golden butterfly with a water gun; he turned into a giant and was knocked down by the principal in the arena, lying on the ground with the cannon towering into the sky. Countless students laughed and shouted: "Dapao Zhang..."

Even the scene of the leaves falling from the branches just now clearly appeared in front of my eyes.

All this seems to be telling him the secret of immortality.

Suddenly, a spark of inspiration flashed in his mind, as if enlightened, Mao Sai suddenly realized, and shouted excitedly in his heart: "I understand, I finally understand..."

(The fifth change is delivered, and urgently ask for monthly tickets and red tickets.)