The Great Master of Picking Up Girls

It was three poles high in the sun, Zhang Dong was still sitting on the top of the mountain looking at the sun in a daze, while Xi Shi, who was as beautiful as a fairy in the sky, walked out of the house and began to wash clothes by the stream.

Zhang Dong's eyes were attracted, and he looked obsessively at such a girl known as the most beautiful woman in history, despite being moved in his heart, of course, he also sighed in his heart, how many people in the future are obsessed with Xi Shi, If you can travel through time and space, it is estimated that many people will travel through time and see their idol Xi Shi even if they want to sell their iron.

But I have really traveled through time and space, and being with Xi Shi every day, not only can I see enough, but also bring her back to modern times. The only thing I have to think clearly is that I can't affect history.

"Sparkling water is good for a sunny day, and the mountains are empty and rainy. If you want to compare the West Lake to the West Lake, it is always suitable to wear light makeup and heavy makeup."

A look of fascination and happiness appeared on Zhang Dong's face, and he muttered in his mouth.

After Xi Shi finished washing her clothes, she raised her plain face and looked at Zhang Dong who was standing on the mountain and looked at her stupidly, and sighed secretly. During this period of time, Zhang Dong was either staring at the sun in a daze, or he was staring at her in a daze, obviously It's a pity that such a smart, capable, and amazing person has suffered from soul-loss disorder. However, if he didn't have soul-loss disorder, he wouldn't be able to live here, and he wouldn't be able to know him.

"It's a pity that the family is too poor. Otherwise, I can ask a famous doctor to see him. However, he is so capable, I can let him work hard to hunt and chop firewood. In exchange for a certain amount of money, I can ask a famous doctor to see a doctor." Xi Shi said Having made a decision in his heart, a flowery smile appeared on his pretty face, and he called out to Zhang Dong coquettishly: "Young Master Zhang, let's go, go back."

Zhang Dong woke up with a start, walked down the mountain quickly like the wind, came to Xi Shi, smiled and said: "Xi Shi, today I remembered a trick to catch fish..."

After only living in Zhuluo Village for a few days, he realized the poverty of Zhuluo Village. All the houses were barren, and what they ate was bean soup and millet soup.He didn't know how such a poor life could raise such a peerless beauty as Xi Shi, but when he looked carefully, he could still see that Xi Shi was a little malnourished. As for Shi's father, Shi's mother and other villagers, the malnutrition was even more serious.

He came to soak up Xishi, and also came to enlighten Taoism. Now that he has got his wish and lives next door to Xishi's house, he has long wanted to improve the life of Xishi's family.

"Remember a trick for catching fish? What kind of trick?" Xi Shi's pretty face was full of surprises, not because Zhang Dong knew how to catch fish, but because Zhang Dong's memory was recovering. In this way, Zhang Dong's loss of soul disease will be cured, and he will be a normal person from now on.

"I'll catch a fish for you to see."

After Zhang Dong finished speaking, he rolled up his trouser legs, stepped into the stream, bent down and inserted his hands into the bottom of the water, without moving.

It looks like he is waiting for the fish to pass by, but in fact, he has put the laws of water and heaven and earth that he has comprehended into the stream, controlling the stream water within a hundred kilometers. Finally, he A group of grass carp and carp were found in the depths of a section of the stream. The big ones weighed seven or eight catties, and the small ones weighed two or three catties.

With a thought in his mind, the water flow turned into a pair of invisible hands, caught the group of fish, and came to his side with lightning speed, then he grabbed a big grass carp and lifted it out with a squeak.

"Wow... What a big fish. Brother Dong, you are so powerful and amazing." Xi Shi let out a joyful exclamation, her pretty face was covered with red clouds, her beautiful eyes were watery, and her flowing black hair was in the air. Flying in the wind, she looked extraordinarily glamorous and charming, making Zhang Dong's heart beat wildly. He really could give everything for such a beauty.

"Pa..." Zhang Dong casually threw the grass carp onto the grass, and said with a smile, "Xi Shi, I'll catch a few more and let the whole village have a good meal."

"Can you still catch it?" Xi Shi was pleasantly surprised, and couldn't believe it. There had never been any big fish in this creek. Zhang Dong was very lucky to catch one. Could it be possible to catch many more?

"Yes, I can catch it every day." Zhang Dong finished speaking confidently, reluctantly moved his fascinated eyes away from the beauty's face, bent down to catch fish again, and caught nearly [-] fish in one go, which shocked Xi Shi to the core Speechless for a long time, he looked at Zhang Dong like a god, admiring his ability to catch fish.

Seeing that Zhang Dong wanted to be arrested, she hurriedly shouted coquettishly: "Okay, okay, don't arrest, there are enough people in the village."

After finishing speaking, she stretched out her rosy and glamorous hand, let Zhang Dong grab it, and then pulled Zhang Dong up.

Holding such an extremely glamorous plain hand, Zhang Dong was secretly shocked, his body trembled slightly, his heart was moved like a sea tide, what kind of luck did he have, to be able to travel through time and space, and come here specifically to meet such a beauty?

"Two dogs, three eggs, slugs, come quickly, Mr. Zhang caught a lot of fish..."

Xi Shi yelled coquettishly at the children playing in the mud at the head of the village.

The three children rushed over like a gust of wind. Seeing so many alive and kicking fish, they all screamed with excitement.

"You all take one home, and give one to every household, understand?"

Zhang Dong looked at the three children who were only seven or eight years old with pity, and said softly.

"Brother fool, you are so powerful, so powerful."

The three little guys looked at Zhang Dong with adoring eyes and shouted.

In the past three days, they had seen too much of Zhang Dongwudao's dazed appearance, and they secretly called him brother fool, but now they called him face to face.

"Who are you calling idiot brother?" Xi Shi Jiao rapped on the dirty heads of the three little guys.

"Hehehehe..."

The three little guys laughed shyly, picked up a fish each, and ran home like flying. After a while, they brought a large team to fetch the fish.

On this day, every household in Zhuluo Village had a full meal.

In the early morning of the next day, Zhang Dong used a homemade bow and arrow to hunt down a large number of prey such as pheasants, hares, wild boars, wild goats, etc., but did not sell them, but evenly distributed them to each household.

A few days later, Zhang Dong once again showed a unique skill. He made a flute out of the bamboo on the mountain, and played the flute music to the extreme, which shocked all the villagers and even Xi Shi.

A few days later, Zhang Dong showed his skills and told the children a story called Journey to the West, which excited all the children to the extreme...

In this way, Zhang Dong integrated into Zhuluo Village and was accepted by all villagers.

He also silently blended into the life of Xi Shi's family, because he never cooks, but eats at Xi Shi's house. The dishes are all game or fish caught by Zhang Dong, and he can even sell them for some money. , not only did not increase the burden on the Xishi family, but also made the Xishi family live a better life.

Even, some villagers made fun of Xi Shi, and God sent her a good husband.

Xi Shi is both shy and sweet.

(Third update, asking for monthly tickets and red tickets.)