The Great Master of Picking Up Girls

"Dong Shi? She is so ugly, how can she use her beauty trick?"

Fan Li couldn't laugh or cry, how could he not know about Dong Shi, she was a famous ugly girl in this area, and there was a joke and allusion about Dong Shi imitating her, now Zhang Dong said that Dong Shi was the best candidate to replace Xi Shi in the beauty trick. Just talking nonsense with your eyes open.

Zhang Dong didn't answer his question, but moved his butt back a foot, exposing a dead tree stump under his buttocks, pointing and said, "Prime Minister Fan, what do you think of this dead tree stump? Can it still survive?"

Fan Li always felt that Zhang Dong was a little unpredictable, and today he had heard too many miraculous deeds about Zhang Dong, so he didn't dare to neglect any of his questions. Decaying, without any vitality, he replied without hesitation: "This is a pine stump. It has been there for many years. It is estimated that even the root system has rotted, and it is impossible to survive."

"However, I said that this tree stump can survive, do you believe it?" Zhang Dongxie said with a smile.

"I don't believe it." Fan Li replied without hesitation, "It's like not believing that Dong Shi can be used as a candidate for a beauty trick."

"Then let you see what a miracle is."

After Zhang Dong finished speaking, he put his hand on the pine stump, and blessed the tree stump with all the heaven and earth rules of the way of wood and some of the heaven and earth rules of the way of immortality that he had comprehended.

In an instant, a miraculous change took place in the tree stump, the root system regained its vitality, a bit of emerald green color suddenly bloomed from the tree stump, and it grew up slowly. In just a few breaths, it grew to a height of more than one meter.

Fan Li was so shocked that his jaw almost dropped, and his eyeballs almost fell off. His eyes were full of scorching light, and his heart started beating wildly. Could it be that he is a fairy?Otherwise, how could it be so magical?

"How? Now do you believe it?" Zhang Dong withdrew his hand and said lightly.

"What kind of magic is this?" Fan Li caressed the small pine tree that was still rising with his hands, his face was full of doubts and doubts, and he couldn't believe his eyes.

"It's not magic." Zhang Dong said flatly, "A miracle can happen at any time, it's just that you haven't found the trick."

"Mister, please assist King Yue!"

Fan Li suddenly knelt in front of Zhang Dong and said expectantly.

Now, he has finally thoroughly confirmed that Zhang Dong is a real strange man. If the King of Yue is assisted by a genius like Zhang Dong, how difficult is it to destroy Wu?

Zhang Dong waved his hand lightly, and saw a strong wind blowing, Fan Li stood up involuntarily, he was horrified, he didn't understand what kind of supernatural power it was.

Zhang Dongyao looked at the sky and murmured: "The mountains and rivers are like clusters, the waves are like anger, Tongguan Road inside and outside the mountains and rivers. Looking at the Western Capital, he hesitated. Sadly, where the Shang and Zhou Dynasties traveled, thousands of palaces and palaces were made of dirt. Prosperity, the people suffer; death, the people suffer."

"Xing, the people are suffering? Death, the people are suffering?"

Fan Li stared blankly at Zhang Dong, with a look of admiration on his face. This is the real hermit, who has the talent to help the world, but because he sees things in the world too thoroughly, he is unwilling to help anyone. It was a great fortune to know such a hermit.Thinking of the couplet that Zhang Dong recited earlier, his heart moved inexplicably, and he thought to himself, could he be an expert who can see through the future and the general trend of the world?

Not daring to think too much, he saluted respectfully, and said with admiration: "Mr. is a talented man with both civil and military skills. I admire him so much. However, Mr. Dong Shi was the best candidate to replace Xi Shi earlier. Know how to create this miracle?"

"You just need to say that Xi Shi and Dong Shi were selected, and you will take them away tomorrow, and I will naturally come to take Xi Shi away, and then you will understand why Dong Shi can replace Xi Shi." Zhang Dong smiled mysteriously.

The next day, Fan Li really announced that he had chosen Xi Shi and Dong Shi, and then took away the two girls who were the same age.

After a day's journey, Fan Li and more than 20 guards set up camp to rest in the evening.

Zhang Dong appeared, like a ghost appearing in Xi Shi's tent.

Seeing Zhang Dong at a glance, a flowery smile appeared on Xi Shi's pretty face, and she threw herself into Zhang Dong's arms like a moth to a flame, and said joyfully, "I knew you would come, I knew you couldn't leave me behind."

Zhang Dong hugged this absolutely beautiful beauty tightly, let the emotion surge up in his heart like a sea tide, submerged and swallowed him, and said softly: "Xi Shi, I am here to take you away, are you willing to go with me?" Have a new life?"

"I am willing."

Xi Shi looked at Zhang Dong affectionately, a bright red cloud appeared on her pretty face, the indelible spring color was rippling in her beautiful eyes, and the delicate and charming cherry mouth became more and more charming, she answered without hesitation, no Although the time with Zhang Dong was less than a month, this month was the happiest and happiest time for her. If there is no Zhang Dong in the future, she really doesn't know the meaning of life.

Zhang Dong was overjoyed, and kissed her passionately until Xi Shi was gasping for breath and almost melted into his arms, so he stopped the sweet kiss and said softly: "Baby, let's go and talk to Fan." The prime minister bid farewell."

After finishing speaking, he took Xi Shi and strode out, walking straight into Fan Li's tent.

Fan Li asked Zhang Dong and Xi Shi to sit down on the blanket, looked at Zhang Dong with strange eyes, and said with admiration: "Sir, you are really elusive. I just don't know how you got into Xi Shi's tent."

"Small skills are not worth mentioning." Zhang Dong smiled lightly, "You call Dong Shi here, and I will turn her into a peerless beauty."

Fan Li was excited, and immediately called Dong Shi in.

"I've met the prime minister." Although Dong Shi was ugly, he was very polite.

"Dong Shi, do you recognize me?" Zhang Dong said lightly.

"Of course I recognize it. Aren't you that magical idiot brother Zhang Dong?" Dong Shi replied without hesitation.

"Dong Shi, I know that you want to become a peerless beauty in your dreams, and then marry into the royal palace and live a rich and luxurious life. I can fulfill your wish, but you have to promise me one condition. This condition is also very simple. From now on You just need to change your name to Xi Shi, that is to say, from now on, you are Xi Shi, not Dong Shi." Zhang Dongshi said in shock.

Dong Shi was stunned, and Xi Shi and Fan Li were also stunned. They didn't understand how Zhang Dong turned an ugly girl into a peerless beauty, and he asked Dong Shi to pretend to be Xi Shi in a strange way. What's the point?

"The appearance is given by the parents, can it be changed the day after tomorrow?" Dong Shi asked excitedly.

"Actually, you are a peerless beauty, it's just because you are jealous of some evil thing, which makes your appearance ugly. As long as you drive away the evil thing, you will be restored to a peerless beauty." Zhang Dong said seriously.

(Third update, asking for a monthly ticket, a red ticket.)