The Great Master of Picking Up Girls
Chapter 01292 took a slap in the face of the Dragon Bronze Beard
Zhang Dong didn't have any fear, and shouted: "What are you, farting here?"
Long Bronze Beard trembled with anger, looked at Feng Xiangyu and Feng Ya and said, "Is this the cultivation genius of your Fengmen? How could you be so rude?"
Feng Xiangyu and Feng Ya were surprised, they didn't understand why Zhang Dong was so unfriendly to Dragon Bronze Beard today?
Feng Ya looked at Zhang Dong with reproachful eyes, and said, "Master Zhang, Elder Long is my friend and a distinguished guest."
Feng Xiangyu simply looked at Zhang Dong with admiring eyes without saying a word.
Seeing the two people's attitude towards Zhang Dong, Long Tongxu immediately understood that Zhang Dong's status was no small matter, he was undoubtedly a peerless genius, forcibly suppressed the anger in his heart, ignored Zhang Dong, and said softly: "Friends of Ya Tao, you can cultivate both life and death." Divine skills will definitely allow you to break through this bottleneck, and, I, I have pursued you for so many years, and you have seen my intentions..."
More red clouds appeared on Feng Ya's face, and she sighed and said, "My hair is all white, and it's already started to decline. It's useless to practice any magical skills, so forget it..."
Long Tongxu felt relieved when he heard Feng Ya's tone, he was very excited, his face showed ecstasy, and was about to lobby while the iron was hot, but Zhang Dong said seriously: "Elder Ya, you are right. As far as you are now, it is useless to practice any exercises, so why do useless exercises?"
Long Tongxu wanted to strangle Zhang Dong to death immediately, because the good thing was almost ruined by Zhang Dong, and he said angrily: "Boy, what do you say will be useful?"
Zhang Dong shrugged his shoulders and said: "You have lived for nothing all these years. Don't you know what is useful? Do you want me to teach you?"
Long Bronze Beard was so angry that his face turned livid, and his breathing became short of breath, puffing and puffing.
In order to ease the atmosphere, Feng Ya said softly: "Mr. Zhang, you must be talking about the heaven and earth elixir that prolongs life, right? However, there are only two kinds of such heaven and earth elixir, one is flat peach, and the other is ginseng fruit, which are no longer available. exists."
Zhang Dong smiled lightly, noncommittal.
Long Tongxu hurriedly took over the conversation and said: "Elder Ya, since there is no heaven and earth elixir that prolongs life, only our Longmen's dual cultivation of life and soul can help you. I can't just watch you die like this. Without you, how can I live alone..."
Feng Ya was ashamed and embarrassed, but her heart was greatly moved. After all, no one wants to die, especially a master like her who has cultivated to the peak of the eighth level of the patriarch of picking up girls. , but as long as there is a glimmer of hope, go for it.
Just as he was about to nod shyly in agreement, Zhang Dong made trouble again and said, "Elder Ya, don't listen to his bewitching. Although there are only two kinds of heaven and earth elixir to prolong life, both of them still exist. It's just that he wants to take the opportunity to take yours." It's just cheap."
Long Bronze Beard was so angry that his lungs were going to explode, he slapped the ground again, and said fiercely: "Boy, if you still talk nonsense, I will really slap you to death."
"Er Huo, why don't we make a bet, if I take out a flat peach, how about letting me slap you?" Zhang Dongxie said with a smile.
Where can you believe in Dragon Bronze Beard?Murderously said: "If you can't take it out, let me slap you in the face?"
"That's the way to gamble, do you dare?" Zhang Dong said.
"Why don't you dare? It's a gamble." Long Tongxu had long wanted to slap Zhang Dong in the face. Given such a good opportunity, he naturally would not let it go.
"The sect master and Elder Ya are invited to testify." Zhang Dong said.
The two beauties couldn't laugh or cry, these two people have been on the wrong track today, and now they want to slap each other's face, but, judging by Zhang Dong's sure look, could it be that he really has a flat peach?It's not impossible, he is a super genius, and his luck must be very good. Maybe he got a flat peach that was preserved billions of years ago.
They nodded expectantly at the same time.
Feng Wu became slightly nervous. After all, she didn't know that Zhang Dong had a medicine garden in his body, and Zhang Dong didn't have time to tell her that he was too busy these days.
Zhang Dong looked at Long Tongxu with contempt, and said with a wicked smile, "You won't go back on your word, will you?"
Long Bronze Beard sneered and said, "I promise what I promise, and I never regret it."
If Zhang Dong could really take out a flat peach and save Feng Ya's life, he would be willing to let him kneel down to Zhang Dong, not to mention a slap in the face.
"Then open your dog eyes wide and look carefully." Zhang Dong finished with a sneer, and poked his hands out of his sleeves. A flat peach as big as a rice bowl appeared in his palm, shining like a horse under the light. Red light, emitting a sweet fragrance.
The audience was silent, no one spoke, only the sound of heavy breathing came and went.
"Jingle Bell……"
The doorbell rang suddenly, waking up all the people who were staring at the flat peach in Zhang Dong's hand with scorching light, and the image of the excited old guy, Feng Feixiang, who was trembling all over, also appeared on the screen on the cave wall.
This old guy's spiritual sense is too strong, he can monitor everything in the main altar clearly, seeing Zhang Dong take out a flat peach, how can he bear it?Like a mosquito smelling blood, it came immediately. After all, his lifespan was limited. To him, heaven and earth elixir like flat peaches were simply the most precious treasures in the world, and it was worth paying any price.
With a thought in Feng Ya's mind, the cave door burst open.
Feng Aoxiang flashed in, looked at the flat peach in Zhang Dong's hand with scorching eyes, and murmured: "God, it's really a flat peach, it's really a flat peach, it hasn't appeared in billions of years, and I can actually see a flat peach!"
Long Bronze Beard was also incoherent with excitement, and shouted excitedly: "Pantao, it's really a Pantao, Elder Ya, you are saved."
Feng Ya and Feng Xiangyu also had bright red clouds floating on their pretty faces, like peach blossoms in March, looking extremely beautiful.
Feng Wu stared blankly at Pantao, and couldn't believe her eyes. It seemed that the lover still had a lot of secrets that he hadn't told her, and he had to interrogate him in bed tonight.
A serious look appeared on Zhang Dong's face, he stared at Long Tongxu, and said in a cold tone: "Dragon Tongxu, you haven't forgotten the bet just now, have you?"
Dragon Bronze Beard woke up with a start, his face became ugly, and said: "I haven't forgotten, just come and fight."
Zhang Dong walked over with big strides, and a golden hand appeared in his hand, with a strong murderous look on his body, he said with a grinning smile, "Put your face up."
"You slap me with your talisman? Not with your hands?"
Dragon Bronze Beard said angrily.
"I'm afraid of dirtying my hands, so I can only use my talisman. My natal talisman is also a palm." Zhang Dong said coldly.
"Boy, even if you use your talisman, you won't be able to hurt a single hair of my hair. Just hit me." Long Bronze Beard finished speaking proudly, and raised his face.
"Today, I will teach you a big lesson first."
Zhang Dong raised his golden hand high into the air, and the man also jumped high into the air, using all his breastfeeding strength, and crazily hit Long Bronze Beard on the face with his golden hand!
(The third one is delivered, please ask for a monthly ticket, a red ticket.)
Long Bronze Beard trembled with anger, looked at Feng Xiangyu and Feng Ya and said, "Is this the cultivation genius of your Fengmen? How could you be so rude?"
Feng Xiangyu and Feng Ya were surprised, they didn't understand why Zhang Dong was so unfriendly to Dragon Bronze Beard today?
Feng Ya looked at Zhang Dong with reproachful eyes, and said, "Master Zhang, Elder Long is my friend and a distinguished guest."
Feng Xiangyu simply looked at Zhang Dong with admiring eyes without saying a word.
Seeing the two people's attitude towards Zhang Dong, Long Tongxu immediately understood that Zhang Dong's status was no small matter, he was undoubtedly a peerless genius, forcibly suppressed the anger in his heart, ignored Zhang Dong, and said softly: "Friends of Ya Tao, you can cultivate both life and death." Divine skills will definitely allow you to break through this bottleneck, and, I, I have pursued you for so many years, and you have seen my intentions..."
More red clouds appeared on Feng Ya's face, and she sighed and said, "My hair is all white, and it's already started to decline. It's useless to practice any magical skills, so forget it..."
Long Tongxu felt relieved when he heard Feng Ya's tone, he was very excited, his face showed ecstasy, and was about to lobby while the iron was hot, but Zhang Dong said seriously: "Elder Ya, you are right. As far as you are now, it is useless to practice any exercises, so why do useless exercises?"
Long Tongxu wanted to strangle Zhang Dong to death immediately, because the good thing was almost ruined by Zhang Dong, and he said angrily: "Boy, what do you say will be useful?"
Zhang Dong shrugged his shoulders and said: "You have lived for nothing all these years. Don't you know what is useful? Do you want me to teach you?"
Long Bronze Beard was so angry that his face turned livid, and his breathing became short of breath, puffing and puffing.
In order to ease the atmosphere, Feng Ya said softly: "Mr. Zhang, you must be talking about the heaven and earth elixir that prolongs life, right? However, there are only two kinds of such heaven and earth elixir, one is flat peach, and the other is ginseng fruit, which are no longer available. exists."
Zhang Dong smiled lightly, noncommittal.
Long Tongxu hurriedly took over the conversation and said: "Elder Ya, since there is no heaven and earth elixir that prolongs life, only our Longmen's dual cultivation of life and soul can help you. I can't just watch you die like this. Without you, how can I live alone..."
Feng Ya was ashamed and embarrassed, but her heart was greatly moved. After all, no one wants to die, especially a master like her who has cultivated to the peak of the eighth level of the patriarch of picking up girls. , but as long as there is a glimmer of hope, go for it.
Just as he was about to nod shyly in agreement, Zhang Dong made trouble again and said, "Elder Ya, don't listen to his bewitching. Although there are only two kinds of heaven and earth elixir to prolong life, both of them still exist. It's just that he wants to take the opportunity to take yours." It's just cheap."
Long Bronze Beard was so angry that his lungs were going to explode, he slapped the ground again, and said fiercely: "Boy, if you still talk nonsense, I will really slap you to death."
"Er Huo, why don't we make a bet, if I take out a flat peach, how about letting me slap you?" Zhang Dongxie said with a smile.
Where can you believe in Dragon Bronze Beard?Murderously said: "If you can't take it out, let me slap you in the face?"
"That's the way to gamble, do you dare?" Zhang Dong said.
"Why don't you dare? It's a gamble." Long Tongxu had long wanted to slap Zhang Dong in the face. Given such a good opportunity, he naturally would not let it go.
"The sect master and Elder Ya are invited to testify." Zhang Dong said.
The two beauties couldn't laugh or cry, these two people have been on the wrong track today, and now they want to slap each other's face, but, judging by Zhang Dong's sure look, could it be that he really has a flat peach?It's not impossible, he is a super genius, and his luck must be very good. Maybe he got a flat peach that was preserved billions of years ago.
They nodded expectantly at the same time.
Feng Wu became slightly nervous. After all, she didn't know that Zhang Dong had a medicine garden in his body, and Zhang Dong didn't have time to tell her that he was too busy these days.
Zhang Dong looked at Long Tongxu with contempt, and said with a wicked smile, "You won't go back on your word, will you?"
Long Bronze Beard sneered and said, "I promise what I promise, and I never regret it."
If Zhang Dong could really take out a flat peach and save Feng Ya's life, he would be willing to let him kneel down to Zhang Dong, not to mention a slap in the face.
"Then open your dog eyes wide and look carefully." Zhang Dong finished with a sneer, and poked his hands out of his sleeves. A flat peach as big as a rice bowl appeared in his palm, shining like a horse under the light. Red light, emitting a sweet fragrance.
The audience was silent, no one spoke, only the sound of heavy breathing came and went.
"Jingle Bell……"
The doorbell rang suddenly, waking up all the people who were staring at the flat peach in Zhang Dong's hand with scorching light, and the image of the excited old guy, Feng Feixiang, who was trembling all over, also appeared on the screen on the cave wall.
This old guy's spiritual sense is too strong, he can monitor everything in the main altar clearly, seeing Zhang Dong take out a flat peach, how can he bear it?Like a mosquito smelling blood, it came immediately. After all, his lifespan was limited. To him, heaven and earth elixir like flat peaches were simply the most precious treasures in the world, and it was worth paying any price.
With a thought in Feng Ya's mind, the cave door burst open.
Feng Aoxiang flashed in, looked at the flat peach in Zhang Dong's hand with scorching eyes, and murmured: "God, it's really a flat peach, it's really a flat peach, it hasn't appeared in billions of years, and I can actually see a flat peach!"
Long Bronze Beard was also incoherent with excitement, and shouted excitedly: "Pantao, it's really a Pantao, Elder Ya, you are saved."
Feng Ya and Feng Xiangyu also had bright red clouds floating on their pretty faces, like peach blossoms in March, looking extremely beautiful.
Feng Wu stared blankly at Pantao, and couldn't believe her eyes. It seemed that the lover still had a lot of secrets that he hadn't told her, and he had to interrogate him in bed tonight.
A serious look appeared on Zhang Dong's face, he stared at Long Tongxu, and said in a cold tone: "Dragon Tongxu, you haven't forgotten the bet just now, have you?"
Dragon Bronze Beard woke up with a start, his face became ugly, and said: "I haven't forgotten, just come and fight."
Zhang Dong walked over with big strides, and a golden hand appeared in his hand, with a strong murderous look on his body, he said with a grinning smile, "Put your face up."
"You slap me with your talisman? Not with your hands?"
Dragon Bronze Beard said angrily.
"I'm afraid of dirtying my hands, so I can only use my talisman. My natal talisman is also a palm." Zhang Dong said coldly.
"Boy, even if you use your talisman, you won't be able to hurt a single hair of my hair. Just hit me." Long Bronze Beard finished speaking proudly, and raised his face.
"Today, I will teach you a big lesson first."
Zhang Dong raised his golden hand high into the air, and the man also jumped high into the air, using all his breastfeeding strength, and crazily hit Long Bronze Beard on the face with his golden hand!
(The third one is delivered, please ask for a monthly ticket, a red ticket.)
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