The Great Master of Picking Up Girls

Hearing Zhang Dong's astonishing words, everyone was dumbfounded and couldn't believe their ears.

Long Bronze Beard was also stunned for a while, and then he laughed so hard that he finally stopped, looked at Zhang Dong and said contemptuously: "Zhen Huiyuan is over 4000 million years old, and he has never had any serious relationship with any male Taoist friend." All the monks in the secret realm know that Zhen Huiyuan is a celibate, she will never get married, you want to pretend to be her man, but you are blind, if I go outside and shout, you Absolutely to die without a place to bury."

"If she wasn't my wife, would I dare to say that? Go ahead and yell and see if she will trouble me?" Zhang Dong didn't have any fear.

"Husband, Zhen Huiyuan is really your wife? If not, don't talk nonsense, it will really cause big trouble, women are most disgusted by this, let alone a woman like her." Feng Wu was so scared that her face turned pale. , said hastily.

Zhang Dong scratched his hair with his fingers, and said embarrassingly: "Well, although I am not a wife yet, my husband is the best at picking up girls in the world. It is very easy to get her, and my husband will soon pick her up. Therefore, there is nothing wrong with saying that she is my wife."

Everyone couldn't laugh or cry, and shook their heads again and again. They swore that they had never seen such an arrogant and conceited person as Zhang Dong, who dared to make such a bullshit.

"Hahaha..." Long Bronzebeard grabbed his golden beard and laughed wildly, "You are such an ignorant kid, if you don't want me to take action, someone will teach you a lesson."

"Dragon Bronze Beard, soon, we will meet at Wuzhuang Temple, it must be very, very interesting, hahaha..." Zhang Dong seemed to think of something interesting when he said this, and he also bent down and laughed.

"Interesting, of course it's interesting. You must be tied up and hung on a tree by Zhen Huiyuan and beat you hard. As for me, I'll just watch the fun." Long Tongxu said happily.

"You have a good idea..."

An evil smile appeared on Zhang Dong's face.

Long Tongxu stopped arguing with Zhang Dong, bid farewell to Feng Ya, and left in a flash.

As soon as Long Bronze Beard left, Feng Ya looked at the four guests with clear eyes, and said, "I won't entertain you anymore, I want to cultivate and adjust my breathing, so I don't want to die too fast, at least I have to last until Elder Long takes it." The day when the ginseng fruit comes."

Zhang Dong smiled slightly, and said: "Elder Ya, that bastard can't get ginseng fruit, but I still have a flat peach, you can take it, without any reward or condition."

Upon hearing this, Feng Aoxiang, Feng Xiangyu and Feng Wu who had already stood up all sat down again, looking at Zhang Dong with burning eyes.Feng Ya was also taken aback, and then said: "Ban Dong, stop teasing me, I'm not in the mood to joke with you now."

"How could I tease you?"

Zhang Dong suddenly stretched out his hand that was tucked in his sleeve, and there was another bright red flat peach, shining red like a horse under the light.

The four of them were all shocked, staring blankly at the flat peach and Zhang Dong's sleeves, really wanting to touch it to see if there are more flat peaches.

Zhang Dong boldly took Feng Ya's jade hand that had never been held by any man, savoring the beautiful and moving feeling in secret, while the other hand put the flat peach in her palm.

Feng Ya naturally knew that Zhang Dong was taking advantage of her, and a faint red cloud appeared on her pretty face, adding a bit of brilliance, but she didn't pull her hands away, letting Zhang Dong hold her hand, and asked tremblingly: "Bitter, you really don't want anything?" Remuneration, really don't mention any conditions?"

Zhang Dong didn't dare to go too far, he reluctantly let go, and said softly: "Elder Ya, you and my wife Feng Wu and the sect master Xiangyu are all rare beauties in the secret realm of Fengmen. I like peerless beauties the most in my life. I can't hold hands, even if I can't be a husband and wife, I can't just watch you die like this, so I must save you, and I really don't need any rewards or conditions."

"Bitter, you are really not bragging, you are really a master at picking up girls. If I hadn't married, I would be moved by you now, crying and calling to be your girlfriend." Feng Xiangyu said with a smile.

Zhang Dong couldn't help cast his eyes on Feng Xiangyu, seeing her as a fairy pearl, sexy and charming, endlessly alluring, he swallowed hard and sighed secretly, such a peerless beauty, he had no fate with her , is really a great regret in life.

Feng Xiangyu winked at Zhang Dong, deliberately straightened her towering breasts, and shook them tremblingly.

Immediately, Zhang Dong's handsome face turned red, and his eyes also turned red, as if a fire was burning inside.

"Giggle..."

"Hahaha……"

Seeing Zhang Dong's appearance, Feng Xiangyu, Feng Ya, Feng Wu, including Feng Aoxiang couldn't help laughing at the same time.

Zhang Dong looked embarrassed, reluctantly moved his eyes away, and cast his eyes on Feng Ya, who was also like a pearl of fairy dew, and he was looking forward to it, hoping that this beauty would be like her sister, so he could give her body to her.

But this is of course impossible. What Feng Xiangyu said just now was to tease Zhang Dong. Even if she is not married, it is impossible for her to throw herself into Zhang Dong's arms like this. Feng Ya is more conservative than Feng Xiangyu emotionally. Touching Zhang Dong's jade hand is already the limit.

Feng Yajiao smiled and said: "Ban Dong, thank you then, I will persuade Bronze Beard to marry his daughter Shangguan Yan to you, and resolve your enmity."

"Elder Ya, don't meddle in this matter. I'm going to torture that evil dragon crazily. I'm going to beat his whole body into powder. I'm going to pull out his dragon tendons and peel off his dragon skin..." Zhang A cold murderous intent appeared on Dong's face.

Everyone shivered in secret and mourned for Dragon Bronze Beard.

Feng Ya asked meaningfully: "Don't tell me you don't want Yan Zi? She is a peerless beauty."

"Swallow is naturally my woman, and I'm going to have sex with her soon..." A gentle look appeared on Zhang Dong's face.

Everyone shook their heads secretly, since Zhang Dong wanted to deal with Long Bronze Beard like that, and wanted to get Shangguan Yan, how could it be possible?

Feng Aoxiang changed the subject and said: "Elder Feng Ya, eat the flat peach quickly, and see if it works."

Feng Ya ate the flat peach with a look of excitement, and practiced cross-legged exercises to absorb the medicinal power of the flat peach.

But the strange thing is that the white hair only turned black a little, and then turned white in an instant.

Feng Ya opened her eyes with ashen face, and said in a mournful voice: "I can't absorb the medicinal power of the flat peach, I only absorbed a little, and all the cells stopped absorbing, so, I, I, I am going to die soon? "

The expressions of the rest of the people changed drastically, even Zhang Dong's expression changed, and he said in disbelief, "How is this possible?"

Feng Aoxiang sighed and said: "I read a record from a classic: If the hair of a monk who has cultivated to the eighth level of picking up girls starts to turn white, then the oil is really exhausted, and the cells have stopped metabolism. Living is all supported by huge true energy. In fact, monks at this time are basically dead. Although flat peaches can prolong the life of monks by 5 years, they cannot bring the dead back to life. I didn’t believe that record was true before. Now I believe it."

"So, I'm dead?"

Endless horror appeared on Feng Ya's face, and deep despair filled her eyes.

(The second one was delivered, 14 votes short of catching up to No. [-], brothers, we will surpass him today.)